HowAbt2morrow

@HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone for some fizzy egg???⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the fancy pants pronounce it “who-ets”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone for some fizzy egg???⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Drink your eggs? Don’t mind if I do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low deductible high fantasy⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The good old days when mercury thermometers when jammed in our asses which was much more pleasant that getting a medical bill day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might be time to move⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Could serve as a warning to the others that the landlord doesn’t play games.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning I choose if it fits make use of it.⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  A delicious Cowboy Cappuccino to start the day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good afternoon I'm here to make a parches of a slic.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s God checking in on his creations. His face says it all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can we just put them in charge?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not smart enough to stay away from ultra processed foods. That shit’ll kill ya.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Potash is forever⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  0:22 youtu.be/h7Nz6sTsAh4

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Potash is forever⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Kazakhstan has the number Juan potassium

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chloroform 🌸 😋 💕 💕⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Has anyone made the, “taste better than it smells” post yet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keep warm, it's cold out.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I needs me one of these for my hikes through the woods. No zippers, or Velcro or buttons or nothing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be honest. You guessed ass and not air⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not, “fuck me in the air tonight”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Could space mining alter earth orbit?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Makes me wonder how much mass we’ve lost to space with all of the shit we’ve flown to and let in space.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What advice would you give to your younger self?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree but would add, find a therapist sooner to learn the coping skills sooner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*cough cough* GOLLUM *cough cough*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now isn’t that precious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YARRRR!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Gonna shiver them timbers, am I right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know what I have⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like the UFC boss

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*cough cough* GOLLUM *cough cough*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a nice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you decipher that with ChatGPT or a quantum computer of sorts?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨on topic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That shit ain’t funny

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Birds with red eyes are coming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t be true because obviously birds aren’t real.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't know how it stays on.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Duct tape, of course!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They just don't write good fantasy like this anymore.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unsheathing that bad mamajamma requires at least two hands. Small hands, though. For the picture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Treat taking a dump like a sport⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Keeping the ole sphincter clinched requires an immense of amount of energy and focus. Definitely distracting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you lost, pal? [Shitpost]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gockdang this shart made me laugh more than I wish it had.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people still call each other at midnight on NYE?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Huh? What’s that? Anyway, happy new year buddy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy New Year! Thought I'd share my new year's resolution to the people here⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That res will allow you to see all the shit on TV peoples face - pores, scars, liver spots, 3 mm of make up, semen, etc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The difference is the working class gets a stick shoved up its ass.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The quality of the meats confirms this thought.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Return to monke⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Forcing the scapular so amazingly together ?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Return to monke⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Correct. I just wish they pulled the camera back so that we could scope those shiny obliques.