HowAbt2morrow

@HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flashbacks⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wash that down with some freshly squeezed Agent Orange Juice and now you’re talking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeans⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta wear a leather bathing belt with these so they don’t look weird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeans⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tanning with these on can lead to serious button burns.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if I fits...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He “placed” uranium in that mind box

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mf’kin crackahs be trippin and shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MothDonalds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You wanna super size that mamm?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Come on in⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My blind mom would fuck up both your room. You’re not the same. Not only is her sight shit, she’s got big hips.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weird chinned bastard⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Luigi is handsome af and a real hero. Not like Mario that can’t keep his girlfriend safe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alternatively⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, the jimmy hat is not optional. Aside from pregnancy, that pastrami sandwich could be ripe with stds (standard salmonella). But one that requires a coordinated opening is absurd. Like putting a child proof cap on a life saving drug.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alternatively⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re welcome, bucko.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alternatively⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What horny fuck is even gonna buy this shit? Any broad that demands this is gonna be of the “Ill, I’m not kissing that thing” variety.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak male form⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The oldest dude there is 23 years old

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Free college? Just join the military that just can’t win and murder brown people. You get a standing O at ball games and discounts at Dickies too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keep up with the lingo⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  IIRC - insect invasion. Really cool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Franks and Beans⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Correct, not “franks”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Franks and Beans⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s only one frank, my dude.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kabul at risk of becoming first modern city to run out of water, report warns⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honest question: what are the criteria for defining a city as “modern”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should these be mandatory in public?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There you go!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should these be mandatory in public?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried? It’s amazing!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should these be mandatory in public?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, but not in bike lanes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Existential dread⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks a lot Osama!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guess I'm on the right track 😌⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Try harder, bud.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨well...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cockdiesel cock rider. Wait? Which One is the OP?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hit it and quit it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A true gentleman.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitions⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And the sheath

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just stare at the picture⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Decent cock bro, I wasn’t even interested in the 3 naked ladies, which for scientific purposes I confirmed are not in the picture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rise and grind⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Good to the dentist like a fucking dweeb.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Piss off!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mastiff been the biggest of the three authors.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨vibing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Pandicles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sub for me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A cigarette?