HowAbt2morrow

@HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨vibing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pandicles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sub for me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A cigarette?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who knew decanters could be in funny shapes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Or front of a pair of jeans or khaki slacks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thats what physics are for⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fair question

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hacking Lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m overseas and can’t understand. Please ELI-OS&8

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never forget⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Love it. It’s my favorite shot after than Yellow Fever vaccine. Amazing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone loves some good food;⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Now that’s some good eatin’ Finally a healthy glazed ham and the Boston cream donut is now a Boston Baked Beans donut? Me likey.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never forget⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Me and Lisa have some things in common.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bunnies love it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think Daffy Duck has the li-th-p.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time is relative⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They are known to be minute men so this is pretty accurate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bunnies love it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why did I laugh so hard imagining a bunny saying “fuck you”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨butt mogged these zoomers today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This made me laugh and cannot lie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very gently, I’m sure⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wrong. It’s split into 1/3 and 2/3.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prices are out of control⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Move like a butterfly, sting like an insulin jab.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prices are out of control⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dress up as ICE and state that this is material needed to trap Irish thugs living illegally in the US.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tender moments⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll say sorry, but through our Tinder profiles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tender moments⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bestest ending: and they continue spotting each other on Tinder while in their new happy relationship.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tender moments⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In the pouring rain?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Many artists were unfairly mocked in their time⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mexican Pollock

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It'll be worth it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same question. And is there a Viagra dispenser too?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can only use one for the rest of your life, which you choosing?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Which of these is the Robertson, kind sir?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Satire, I think⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And neither will the Vatican: The original Epstein “Island”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Satire, I think⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna come out and defend him here because his excessive consumption of Diet Coke shields him from McDonalds impact on the gut.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Babe⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Popsermeister?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horrible!!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking socks and sandals was a dead give away that it was gonna be down hill for Montgomery.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wait for it...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You should practice on vegetables before in gauging with the real thing⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Huh? What? Not Some Fruit, Woman!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You should practice on vegetables before in gauging with the real thing⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yooooo Where’s the NSFW flair?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Full Circle⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like the force and the dark side and shit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smartphones and computers are now exempt from Trump’s latest tariffs⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy is out of his fucking mind.