HowAbt2morrow
@HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
- Comment on Flashbacks 1 month ago:
Wash that down with some freshly squeezed Agent Orange Juice and now you’re talking.
- Comment on Jeans 1 month ago:
Gotta wear a leather bathing belt with these so they don’t look weird.
- Comment on Jeans 1 month ago:
Tanning with these on can lead to serious button burns.
- Comment on if I fits... 2 months ago:
He “placed” uranium in that mind box
- Comment on (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ 2 months ago:
Mf’kin crackahs be trippin and shit.
- Comment on MothDonalds 2 months ago:
You wanna super size that mamm?
- Comment on Come on in 2 months ago:
My blind mom would fuck up both your room. You’re not the same. Not only is her sight shit, she’s got big hips.
- Comment on Weird chinned bastard 2 months ago:
Luigi is handsome af and a real hero. Not like Mario that can’t keep his girlfriend safe.
- Comment on Alternatively 2 months ago:
Sure, the jimmy hat is not optional. Aside from pregnancy, that pastrami sandwich could be ripe with stds (standard salmonella). But one that requires a coordinated opening is absurd. Like putting a child proof cap on a life saving drug.
- Comment on Alternatively 2 months ago:
You’re welcome, bucko.
- Comment on Alternatively 2 months ago:
What horny fuck is even gonna buy this shit? Any broad that demands this is gonna be of the “Ill, I’m not kissing that thing” variety.
- Comment on Peak male form 2 months ago:
The oldest dude there is 23 years old
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Free college? Just join the military that just can’t win and murder brown people. You get a standing O at ball games and discounts at Dickies too.
- Comment on Keep up with the lingo 2 months ago:
IIRC - insect invasion. Really cool.
- Comment on Franks and Beans 2 months ago:
Correct, not “franks”.
- Comment on Franks and Beans 2 months ago:
That’s only one frank, my dude.
- Comment on Kabul at risk of becoming first modern city to run out of water, report warns 2 months ago:
Honest question: what are the criteria for defining a city as “modern”?
- Comment on Should these be mandatory in public? 2 months ago:
- Comment on Should these be mandatory in public? 2 months ago:
Have you tried? It’s amazing!
- Comment on Should these be mandatory in public? 2 months ago:
Sure, but not in bike lanes.
- Comment on Existential dread 2 months ago:
Thanks a lot Osama!
- Comment on Guess I'm on the right track 😌 2 months ago:
Try harder, bud.
- Comment on well... 2 months ago:
Cockdiesel cock rider. Wait? Which One is the OP?
- Comment on Hit it and quit it 2 months ago:
A true gentleman.
- Comment on Definitions 2 months ago:
And the sheath
- Comment on Just stare at the picture 2 months ago:
Decent cock bro, I wasn’t even interested in the 3 naked ladies, which for scientific purposes I confirmed are not in the picture.
- Comment on Rise and grind 2 months ago:
Good to the dentist like a fucking dweeb.
- Comment on Piss off! 2 months ago:
Mastiff been the biggest of the three authors.
- Comment on vibing 3 months ago:
Pandicles
- Comment on Sub for me 3 months ago:
A cigarette?