Hit it and quit it

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• ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I do that, on purpose ofcourse, don’t want to take up too much of her time

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  • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A true gentleman.

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• cdf12345@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The Teenage Mormon strategy!

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  • AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Don’t forget jump humping!

      www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hump+Jump…

      “When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking.”

      Religon is a hell of a drug

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  • FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    en.m.wikipedia.org/…/Soaking_(sexual_practice)

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    • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Articles have stated that soaking does not prevent the spread of sexually transmitted infection and may still result in pregnancy.[3]

      …All the risk without the fun… Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

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    • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is

      Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?

      Like sex is awesome, this is

      I can’t think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck

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    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fuck. I was so thrown by the weird preview picture that I didn’t even register that there’s an entire Wikipedia article for it.

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    • thessnake03@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Those images lol

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    • DeathsEmbrace@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Technically trying to cheat your way out makes the punishment worse

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The teenage mom strategy

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• qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  People praise the female reproductive system as miraculous because it can make a baby in only 9 months. Like that’s neat and all, but my reproductive system can make a baby in approximately 13 seconds, so I don’t see what all the fuss is about.

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s correct according to the “at conception” crowd! Why have silly words like “embryo” and “fetus” when you can just call it a “baby” or “person” and give it the same complete lack of medical and financial assistance as the born children and people in your red states?

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  • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    On a serious note, female reproductive system is extremely fucked and overcomplicated and a great example of how evolution makes something that works, not something that is perfect.

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      something that works well enough, lots of times it just doesn’t work and it’s unpleasant for everyone involved

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  • jjagaimo@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or a spider in 8 seconds

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    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Le’what?

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  • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Human gestation is 10 months

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    • qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Full term” pregnancy is ~40w from last menstrual period, or ~38w from conception. There are ~4.345 weeks/month, putting full term at ~8.75 to ~9.2 months. Note the 9.2 months includes ~2 weeks before fertilization.

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    • RalphWolf@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If every month was February? Or are you from a different planet?

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• Phoenix3875@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lots of animals unironically do this.

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  • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t call me an animal, but yes.

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    • Phoenix3875@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s all right. Deep down, we are all animals.

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hummingbirds!

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• SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean, it is unironically a good question though. There’s no biological reason for why that can’t happen, and in fact, it would be more efficient! You’d be less exposed to predators etc

  The actual answer is, of course, that there are other reasons for why it’s a longer activity. Such as, for example, it being about social bonding

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    so that means sex with neighbors should be acceptable? if true I have some great news for my ex!

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    • trungulox@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The world would be a far far better place if we were all just horny, depraved, sluts

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    It can also prevent ineffective, outcast, or weaker specimens from mating. If a woman could be impregnated in very few seconds consistently then the number of teen or child pregnancies as well as pregnancies resulting from rape would all increase dramatically. Some similar evolutions occured in Wolves, the wolves genitals are stuck together after reproduction and if an outcast attempts to mate he will be trapped and ripped to shreds.

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  • philpo@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Actually there is afaik a biological reason: Take it with a grain of salt,though - It’s a long time since I attended these lectures. The repeated insertion increases the need for lubrication(which increases sperm transport after ejaculations) and making sure the vaginal canal is opened fully.

    Again, it’s a long time ago I had that lecture and it might not be up-to-date,so someone please confirm this.

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• Mothra@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Who is it? The impala? Thompson’s gazelle? One of those that does exactly that, it takes like a fraction of a second

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  • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I feel like you’re calling me names. 😔

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My boyfriend can do that

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  • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Did he win?

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Speedrun sex any%

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    • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No

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• pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this a new season of Philomena Cunk?

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just use the salmon method

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  • SGforce@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Drop on the deck and flop like a fish?

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    • Lawnman23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Return to the hatchery from.where you were born to be ripped apart for meat?

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• lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You guys are going in and out?

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  • cRazi_man@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I never go in. Only out.

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    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I never go out. Only in.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean… It could but you have to have pretty good control over the muscles in your vagina so the dick can do its thing.

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  • rikudou@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Had that kind of activity with a woman with very impressive muscle control once, it was very interesting.

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• Randomgal@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wait that’s not how it’s supposed to be?

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• Dadifer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  By far the best quote from the movie.

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• needanke@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  !c/cunkposting@lemmy.world

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