robocall

@robocall@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm the left ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m both

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dots!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What do the dots taste like?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dots!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It looks like the underside of a microfiber towel

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lunar pits⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Spread that cave for daddy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally paid off my Costco hotdog 🙏⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Proud of you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a fun guy!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You know what they say about a man with big feet…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're young you better be reading this with a bunch of friends getting up in your space so they can laugh really close to your ears⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  5 people 1 phone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So um, america just started another war in the middle east. We're going to need a shit ton more memes to distract americans from the nightmare they are enduring. Thanks in advance...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Please send us Americans your best “you don’t have healthcare but too many school shootings” memes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no way right⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s always a good time to invest in Raytheon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no way right⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure Americans are gobbling up the media narrative of “Iran has nukes and the girls aren’t educated”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well it is Friday ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that good or bad?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The real question is, which color?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I like M&M mcflurries and M&M cookies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The real question is, which color?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only fits a mini M&M

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And if so, one or both?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It depends on the moon phases. Full moon? No balls. Half moon, half balls. Etc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me looking for some shitposts to share with you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you mean, “you people”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me looking for some shitposts to share with you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you found any beans?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cool shirt?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t seen a goth girl in a while

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hit it and quit it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hit it and quit it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My boyfriend can do that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hit it and quit it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Return to the hatchery from.where you were born to be ripped apart for meat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hit it and quit it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hummingbirds!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd choose 4 tbh⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone’s going to pick 9, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is not a merciful cod⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who opened the games?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Robin Hood, Prince of memes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lurk/steal from reddit, only post on Lemmy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bruh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Some people like it uncut

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll go first⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re actually worth it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll go first⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not playing the game right. You’re losing the game!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll go first⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You can trust me, bro

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 for me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m #1

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve heard about people that just use meth or cocaine on special occasions.