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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So annoying when a duck takes the last bar seat⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  So annoying when people put their pets on seats in a restaurant

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just give em some bourbon beforehand⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I lived in a tiny town where the candy store owner was best friends with the only dentist. There was a running joke in the entire town that the two of them were plotting to get rich off everyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boomers with their loud Samsung phone sounds⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ni hao. Ni hao ma? Wo hen hao.

  Sorry I haven’t learnt how to write Chinese yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ordering coffee in the USA triggers me⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you want two espresso shots, then you could just have them straight up.

  Do you know that a latte is espresso with milk?

  It doesn’t really make sense why you would water them down with a bunch of ice

  Why not order a hot latte, and a cup of ice on the side so you can add a couple cubes? or simply wait for it to cool down to the temperature of your preference.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ordering coffee in the USA triggers me⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried ordering a medium iced latte with light ice in other countries?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am unobservant⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I use navigation to go to the grocery store.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They fucking geoblocked blahaj.zone⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they chose to request asylum in the US. They are part of the gay community here. They only provided a short, funny version of their asylum experience, claiming they told whoever that they are very gay, and we’re granted asylum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They fucking geoblocked blahaj.zone⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I know a Saudi in the United States that got asylum because they are gay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yet they know what dishware I'm looking for...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  People don’t wear sunglasses at night

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welcome⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Señor, esto es un Wendy’s.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how do I show a coworker that I care about her after her mother died?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would get her something small. A bag of chocolate truffles, a box of tea, cookies. Especially if you know of something she enjoys. It’s not so important what it is, it’s more about the thought that counts. And then give them your condolences again.

  Some people want to talk about their mother. You can ask her something about her mother, and let her talk as much as she wants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking pigeons⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For real?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't know how it stays on.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry. Just enjoy the ride.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh well...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  More people should get hired, go through training, then leave.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are some downsides to marriage⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  do you call your siblings “babe”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are some downsides to marriage⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People get horny and lonely, are willing to make a lot of compromises to change that. and complacency happens over time. Throw kids in the mix, and everything gets intensified.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are some downsides to marriage⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s what she said

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't unsee⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly it looks better than both of them separate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Plan for 2025⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I did this one year, except it was playing fallout and skyrim instead of watching movies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨💀💀💀⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeti is scared of the Colorado man

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guess it save a lot of time as you get right to the point⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this a brothel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have to go back to work in 32 hours, what's the point?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah what about your second job that you work after work and also on weekends?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fair.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It says “there can only be one” but there are in fact many swords to do this with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hurry⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looking good

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hurry⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

  Not a great picture but an honest one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is that what they mean by yule log?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Love me a yule log

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GET REKT⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And every Superbowl!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Automod has a reply button, does it go anywhere?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you! That was my suspicion.

• Automod has a reply button, does it go anywhere?
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