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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can I join a community nobody from my instance has?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I also use multiple apps for Lemmy. Because none of them do everything that I want well.

  But sometimes I just wait to get to a desktop to do certain things too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can I join a community nobody from my instance has?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you on desktop or using an app?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They said the packaging would be discreet!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hungy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m craving $70,000.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You better say "Thank You"!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not enough obesity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨surgeon generas warning⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can they make one with mother and son vaping?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hope yall are winning⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Winning is winning

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has brand loyalty⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  one of the few times it’s appropriate to take a picture of the screen over a screenshot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cow conversationalist⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel the same when meowing at cats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cow conversationalist⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New MAGA acronym interpretation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  MAGA = More Arizonans Growing Alfalfa (for Saudi Arabia)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me too.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel attacked

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Before they hired me THIS was part of the process. Had to submit an answer as to what she was holding⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Some people have the wrong opinion about cut vs uncut.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America calls for aid⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  May McDonald’s burn to the ground! Good riddance!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The one drawback to walking at night⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Cold weather plus cocaine has that effect

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The one drawback to walking at night⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Luigi is the Robinhood of our times.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So annoying when a duck takes the last bar seat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So annoying when people put their pets on seats in a restaurant

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just give em some bourbon beforehand⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I lived in a tiny town where the candy store owner was best friends with the only dentist. There was a running joke in the entire town that the two of them were plotting to get rich off everyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boomers with their loud Samsung phone sounds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ni hao. Ni hao ma? Wo hen hao.

  Sorry I haven’t learnt how to write Chinese yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ordering coffee in the USA triggers me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you want two espresso shots, then you could just have them straight up.

  Do you know that a latte is espresso with milk?

  It doesn’t really make sense why you would water them down with a bunch of ice

  Why not order a hot latte, and a cup of ice on the side so you can add a couple cubes? or simply wait for it to cool down to the temperature of your preference.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ordering coffee in the USA triggers me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried ordering a medium iced latte with light ice in other countries?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am unobservant⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I use navigation to go to the grocery store.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they chose to request asylum in the US. They are part of the gay community here. They only provided a short, funny version of their asylum experience, claiming they told whoever that they are very gay, and we’re granted asylum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I know a Saudi in the United States that got asylum because they are gay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yet they know what dishware I'm looking for...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  People don’t wear sunglasses at night

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welcome⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Señor, esto es un Wendy’s.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how do I show a coworker that I care about her after her mother died?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would get her something small. A bag of chocolate truffles, a box of tea, cookies. Especially if you know of something she enjoys. It’s not so important what it is, it’s more about the thought that counts. And then give them your condolences again.

  Some people want to talk about their mother. You can ask her something about her mother, and let her talk as much as she wants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking pigeons⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For real?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't know how it stays on.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry. Just enjoy the ride.