robocall

@robocall@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i was asked to undress and get on all fours on the couch, is that common? (newbie job seeker here)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds pretty standard

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FADED. 🥴⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought Charlie Kirk was Hamas

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maximum Shareholder Value®⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you free because you are unalive?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maximum Shareholder Value®⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Username checks out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rules⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Shark porn is welcome

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rules⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I know someone that took pictures of their dead family member right after they pulled the plug on them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨...🤔...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  MEN 😤

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨...🤔...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If someone picks up or rejects the calls, I’m more likely to call them back

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨...🤔...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The gubbermint cares 💕

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨...🤔...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody wonders what happened to me, so it’s the same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨reconnected with a childhood friend and he's coming over at 10pm⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I was born in a hospital around 1:30pm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨don't let your memes stay dreams⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Me too, thanks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨More of a Jersey cotton kinda guy.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Satin is more affordable than silk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨reconnected with a childhood friend and he's coming over at 10pm⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hope you guys have a good time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🍌 GET YER NFTS HERE 🍎⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Every apple tree that’s not grafted is like a new fruit tree

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🍌 GET YER NFTS HERE 🍎⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that so?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨don't let your memes stay dreams⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the joke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meirl⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Check the road left, right, left.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meirl⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not supposed to see yourself when you time travel

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“It doesn't feel safe”—Many international game developers plan to skip GDC in US⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been to GDC. Definitely a blue haired leftist vibe with a lot of attendees. And also “I can’t afford to be detained for months nor do I want to subject myself to that” vibe as well. So CBP being allowed access to their phones during immigration screening, where they have definitely written negative comments about the Trump admin is not something they’re super excited about.

  Plus America also committed a genocide in Palestine and now is doing ww3. Idk. I think the networking parties will be less fun but we’ll see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨don't let your memes stay dreams⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  More dead CEOs please

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨don't let your memes stay dreams⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe they earned a lot of money due to some random war event?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sausage party is such a fun movie⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mayo is food lube

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨happy international womens day💜⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Love it when they eat you out and are immediately ready to stick it inside

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i have a fantasy of marrying a divorced dad and being the young cool stepmom⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I met a guy like this. He left wife number one for wife two, and it wasn’t working out, so he was already considering options for wife three.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're calling it the Trump Laptop. Highest quality. So affordable. We're making technology great again, folks.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “designed in America, made in China” added to it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just want juice, is that so much to ask?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Passion fruit is tasty. I’d like to try it in a beverage (not this beverage)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anal + doggy = ultimate loophole🫶⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice 👍