robocall

@robocall@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vizcacha⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Call me vizcacha

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fresh from the bakery⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is the bird eating her shit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does tea taste different when I drink it outside?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When you go outside with tea, I believe you are more nose blind.

  When I eat leftovers the day after, or go camping, food tastes better because I am nose blind to the flavors. My brain becomes alert to sudden flavors when I eat outside, and grows fatigued when I am cooking/preparing indoors.

  Read more on wikipedia Olfactory fatigue

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why dont more people live in smaller communities , appart from economic opportunity (WFH is making it possible if not prefferable too)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The career opportunities for my partner’s career are basically only available in this region of our country.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you eat shrimp shells when eating shrimp?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have been encouraged/peer pressured to eat shrimp with the tails on. I declined and ripped them off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can I join a community nobody from my instance has?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I also use multiple apps for Lemmy. Because none of them do everything that I want well.

  But sometimes I just wait to get to a desktop to do certain things too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can I join a community nobody from my instance has?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you on desktop or using an app?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They said the packaging would be discreet!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hungy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m craving $70,000.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You better say "Thank You"!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not enough obesity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨surgeon generas warning⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can they make one with mother and son vaping?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hope yall are winning⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Winning is winning

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has brand loyalty⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  one of the few times it’s appropriate to take a picture of the screen over a screenshot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cow conversationalist⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel the same when meowing at cats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cow conversationalist⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New MAGA acronym interpretation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  MAGA = More Arizonans Growing Alfalfa (for Saudi Arabia)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me too.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel attacked

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Before they hired me THIS was part of the process. Had to submit an answer as to what she was holding⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Some people have the wrong opinion about cut vs uncut.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America calls for aid⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  May McDonald’s burn to the ground! Good riddance!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The one drawback to walking at night⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Cold weather plus cocaine has that effect

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The one drawback to walking at night⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Luigi is the Robinhood of our times.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So annoying when a duck takes the last bar seat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So annoying when people put their pets on seats in a restaurant

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just give em some bourbon beforehand⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I lived in a tiny town where the candy store owner was best friends with the only dentist. There was a running joke in the entire town that the two of them were plotting to get rich off everyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boomers with their loud Samsung phone sounds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ni hao. Ni hao ma? Wo hen hao.

  Sorry I haven’t learnt how to write Chinese yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ordering coffee in the USA triggers me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you want two espresso shots, then you could just have them straight up.

  Do you know that a latte is espresso with milk?

  It doesn’t really make sense why you would water them down with a bunch of ice

  Why not order a hot latte, and a cup of ice on the side so you can add a couple cubes? or simply wait for it to cool down to the temperature of your preference.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ordering coffee in the USA triggers me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried ordering a medium iced latte with light ice in other countries?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am unobservant⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I use navigation to go to the grocery store.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they chose to request asylum in the US. They are part of the gay community here. They only provided a short, funny version of their asylum experience, claiming they told whoever that they are very gay, and we’re granted asylum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I know a Saudi in the United States that got asylum because they are gay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yet they know what dishware I'm looking for...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  People don’t wear sunglasses at night