Who the duck drinks coffee while eating pasta
Deserved honestly
Submitted 11 months ago by bees@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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diemartin@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 11 months ago
People who are trying to make the most of a lunch break
bestagon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’d probably guess the Italians
Mok98@feddit.it 11 months ago
And you would be wrong, in Italy coffee is almost never drunk while eating something salty. Actually is mostly drunk alone as its own dish, aside from breakfast
Etterra@discuss.online 11 months ago
My dad. He drinks coffee with everything, including his coffee.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
An adhd-haver who’s on their third cup of the day at lunch, and will have 3 more over the course of the afternoon.
BillyCrystalMeth@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
Wait, what is a regular amount of coffee to drink?
WereCat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why not? You can even use some pasta as a straw
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Coffee messes with iron absorption.
REDACTED@infosec.pub 11 months ago
Me, 5 minutes ago
affiliate@lemmy.world 11 months ago
i will drink coffee with anything. yogurt, salad, chips and salsa, tofu, the list goes on.
tatterdemalion@programming.dev 11 months ago
I’d actually like to see someone try to slam their fist down on a table while drinking coffee without spilling.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
You’ve got to suck really hard to leverage surface tension while fisting.
Pro move but it can be done
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Doesn’t say how much liquid was in it, if there even was any.
Fuctangle@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
is this real
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yes it’s taken from 4chan. Not an AI image.
Fuctangle@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I mean, it’s usually safe to assume no when it comes to greentext, but who knows. Definitely both of them aren’t real.
anas@lemmy.world 11 months ago
you know what they say about greentext
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 months ago
what is real if our eyes can’t see how magnets work?
Lexam@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I have stabbed people with a fork for trying to touch my food.
474D@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I have stabbed no one because I’m not insane. Different strokes I guess
Lexam@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No it was not insanity, it was undiagnosed Autism in a poor rural community. This is why proper social support is matters.
_lilith@lemmy.world 11 months ago
tell me you never had your food stolen without telling me
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If it’s on or near my plate I’m gonna try and eat it. It’s called finger food for a reason.
Tonava@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
[deleted]insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Curious if this works where a woman is trying to stop a man touching her.
SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.kya.moe 11 months ago
I’ve only ever thrown one person out of a ground floor window for that.
twice_hatch@midwest.social 11 months ago
a brief coworker
COWER BRIEF MORTALS
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Out out, brief candle!
burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 11 months ago
That definitely happened
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Honestly? Those break room hostilities can get intense. I learned at a young age to not fuck with a salaried man’s luncheon. I believe it.
Honytawk@feddit.nl 11 months ago
Don’t fuck with anyones food. Even animals get hostile.
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
she was just trying to flirt with OP and he freaked out and made it really weird… she as like
NOPE
and bailed
Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Nah touching someone’s food is weird.
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah that is the weirdest way to flirt. If she touches you, that’s more clear but touching your food is not really understood as a display of affection.
TheDoozer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Even if they were trying to flirt, being told repeatedly not to do something that they keep doing anyway is not flirting.
ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think you need to learn how to flirt
brown_guy45@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
By touching his food?
Everyone doesn’t have those kinds of fetishes
Nasan@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
There’s the matter of consent if that were the case. Which she clearly didn’t have.
Shayeta@feddit.org 11 months ago
Flirt? Nah, thats pure creep behavior.
Part4@infosec.pub 11 months ago
[deleted]Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 11 months ago
Smashburger
Kurious84@eviltoast.org 11 months ago
Reheated McDonald’s??
LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Delicious. Get you a double cheese from last night and nuke it for 30-45 seconds. Done and easy lunch.
Ibaudia@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Man, I wouldn’t even eat that shit fresh. Are you from the US? I’ve heard their quality is better in other countries, but here it’s disgusting.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You guys need to learn how to make a decent ham salad sandwich
Matty_r@programming.dev 11 months ago
Reheated maccas is absolutely foul
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Rolled a 20 on intimidate.
Ledivin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
and then everyone else in the cafeteria clapped 🙄
Lexam@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No, but I did go to the principals office and they went to the nurse. That was over thirty years ago though.