LemmyFeed

@LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i wonder what goes through men's minds in this situation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  A “violet dream” if you will

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨More chickens!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How much does a fuck ton actually weight? Is it more or less than a regular ton? Or is it a ton of fucks? How does one even gather a ton of fucks? Are fucks stackable like in a pallet? Do all fucks weigh the same?

  So many questions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Buy a used pixel 2nd hand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taking a spin around the pond in my boat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, it seems like they can.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Single player games⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In addition getting 30 min of uninterrupted time can be a luxury, so pause feature is a must have.

  Yeah exactly. I need a game I can just pickup and put down on a moments notice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I pee⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  IP Freely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m a little too self aware to enjoy life and a little too delusional to give up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Crack. Obviously.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flock of scissors⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cuz the corkscrew penis?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flock of scissors⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ummmm… Is that duck whacking it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It makes so much sense when you put it like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's almost half Christmas, blood.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Underated comment

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what even is the purpose of life?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just blackjack and hookers it is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Joke’s on you, I’m into that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨World Map⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup! Looks good to me! 👍

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pride month⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Promise?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Music just isn't good anymore⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Man I must be an outlier apparently, I don’t listen to any of the music from my teens or even my twenties except in rare nostalgia trips. I’m constantly finding newly released songs that I like and even cringe at some of the music I liked as a youth. I don’t think I can even define an era of “best music” - there’re so many great songs across all music.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woman who rescued injured crow keeps getting ‘thank-you gifts’ from birds⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A Biologist Explains How Crows Can Recognize Human Faces — Well Enough To Hold Long-Term Grudges

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨something to be reinvented⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Heh. Same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Robbed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol yeah I know. Guess my joke didn’t land.

  Oh well, can’t win them all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds plausible⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t have to be constipated!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Robbed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well this post is certainly shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh man, I used to work as essentially help desk for old people where they were subscribers to unlimited remote support and we would screen share. I once watched someone, whose browser homepage was hijacked but Yahoo, type Google into Yahoo, click the first result (to Google), then they typed Gmail into the Google search, clicked the link, and finally got to Gmail to login.

  Still not as bad as the lady who insisted on hacking Farmville using scripts and Firefox extensions that would have to call us every few weeks to fix everything due to an update. We essentially had to update Firefox and extensions and scripts and reload it all very often. She got passed around a lot.

  Then there was the guy who we helped low key pirate media, he was fun. Super nice guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nancy Takes Out a Loan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotdamn you crazy sonofabitch you got me good. Holy shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do not repost this image⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do not repost this image⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you pronounce 'Niche'?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I say it the wrong way, so you probably shouldn’t ask me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You gotta try #19⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hi nuts, I also like them in that range.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yup⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn this meme thread turned into some otherwise semi-serious cannatalk. Everyone just needs to chill out and smoke a joint.

  I think I have a life goal now to hit back-to-back blinkers until I scromit. Though I’m pretty sure I’ve scromitted when sick with food poisoning. Might be different. Idk. I’m like 6 blinkers deep.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yup⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, it’s bros first comment after lurking nearly a year and this is what they get? Geeze it’ll probably be another year before they want to comment again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yup⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think you’ve smoked more weed than me.