LemmyFeed
@LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on 12 hours ago:
Finally!
I’ve been waiting for this.
- Comment on Big Bean is watching you 4 days ago:
It plumps when you cook it!
- Comment on Is this a rope hanging under a helicopter? 2 weeks ago:
Fuuuuuuuck.
- Comment on works every time 2 weeks ago:
Just send it and gaslight everyone that there’s nothing in the background.
- Comment on i wonder what goes through men's minds in this situation 3 weeks ago:
A “violet dream” if you will
- Comment on More chickens! 3 weeks ago:
How much does a fuck ton actually weight? Is it more or less than a regular ton? Or is it a ton of fucks? How does one even gather a ton of fucks? Are fucks stackable like in a pallet? Do all fucks weigh the same?
So many questions.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Buy a used pixel 2nd hand.
- Comment on Taking a spin around the pond in my boat 4 weeks ago:
I mean, it seems like they can.
- Comment on Single player games 4 weeks ago:
In addition getting 30 min of uninterrupted time can be a luxury, so pause feature is a must have.
Yeah exactly. I need a game I can just pickup and put down on a moments notice.
- Comment on I pee 4 weeks ago:
IP Freely.
- Comment on I’m a little too self aware to enjoy life and a little too delusional to give up 5 weeks ago:
Crack. Obviously.
- Comment on Flock of scissors 5 weeks ago:
Cuz the corkscrew penis?
- Comment on Flock of scissors 5 weeks ago:
Ummmm… Is that duck whacking it?
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
It makes so much sense when you put it like that.
- Comment on It's almost half Christmas, blood. 5 weeks ago:
Underated comment
- Comment on what even is the purpose of life? 1 month ago:
Just blackjack and hookers it is.
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 month ago:
Joke’s on you, I’m into that.
- Comment on World Map 1 month ago:
Yup! Looks good to me! 👍
- Comment on Pride month 1 month ago:
Promise?
- Comment on Music just isn't good anymore 1 month ago:
Man I must be an outlier apparently, I don’t listen to any of the music from my teens or even my twenties except in rare nostalgia trips. I’m constantly finding newly released songs that I like and even cringe at some of the music I liked as a youth. I don’t think I can even define an era of “best music” - there’re so many great songs across all music.
- Comment on Woman who rescued injured crow keeps getting ‘thank-you gifts’ from birds 1 month ago:
- Comment on something to be reinvented 1 month ago:
Heh. Same.
- Comment on Robbed 2 months ago:
Lol yeah I know. Guess my joke didn’t land.
Oh well, can’t win them all.
- Comment on Sounds plausible 2 months ago:
You don’t have to be constipated!
- Comment on Robbed 2 months ago:
Well this post is certainly shit.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Oh man, I used to work as essentially help desk for old people where they were subscribers to unlimited remote support and we would screen share. I once watched someone, whose browser homepage was hijacked but Yahoo, type Google into Yahoo, click the first result (to Google), then they typed Gmail into the Google search, clicked the link, and finally got to Gmail to login.
Still not as bad as the lady who insisted on hacking Farmville using scripts and Firefox extensions that would have to call us every few weeks to fix everything due to an update. We essentially had to update Firefox and extensions and scripts and reload it all very often. She got passed around a lot.
Then there was the guy who we helped low key pirate media, he was fun. Super nice guy.
- Comment on Nancy Takes Out a Loan 2 months ago:
Gotdamn you crazy sonofabitch you got me good. Holy shit.
- Comment on Do not repost this image 2 months ago:
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- Comment on How do you pronounce 'Niche'? 2 months ago:
I say it the wrong way, so you probably shouldn’t ask me.
