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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • bluesheep@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Turn that panic attack into a panic assault

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  • red_tomato@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sonic and Shadow seem to have the better idea

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    • subignition@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That's just yelling from particularly close range

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  • wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Where is this from?

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      • pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Airplane!

        en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airplane!

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      • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Some old racist, sexist, homophobic movie that’s always made me uncomfortable with how popular it is

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  • danekrae@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    SLAP, SLAP

    Calm down!

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    • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      When did my mother join Lemmy?

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    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      CALM DOWN!!!

      CALM DOWN

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      • RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        STOP RESISTING

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My buddy used to have panic attacks. A calm conversation about something unrelated and a bannana would help a lot.

    Something about eating slowly seems to short circuit the panic part of the brain, or maybe the blowjob jokes associated with eating a bannana slowly

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This ends the attack by causing a buffer overflow.

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  • edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is “download and send to the group chat”, but I’m too old to deal with the “What’s that in the background?”

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    • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      😂 I didn’t even notice and had to go back for that.

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    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you describe what’s happening in the background as you are sending it, they won’t have to ask what it is.

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    • LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just send it and gaslight everyone that there’s nothing in the background.

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        “People see what they want to see”

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  • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Put them in shower.

    Turn shower on.

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    • deeves@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Instructions unclear, my life is now the plot of a yoai manga

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      • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I never remember which one yaoi is. Is it the girl-girl one or the boy-boy one?

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      • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You know, if thats where it ends up, that’s where it ends up.

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  • nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This would work on me

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  • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This might actually genuinely help, depending on the panic attack, as your focus gets shifted from internal to external factors.

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Like a fucked up form of grounding

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Point out, real calm like, that its all in their head and that they’ve got no reason to panic. Then trauma dump all the reasons you have to panic and why they need to chill the fuck out dude seriously

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  • Saapas@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

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  • python@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve recently fallen down the rabbit hole of horse training youtube and literally all horse training techniques are just methods of managing anxiety. Maybe just getting a horse trainer instead of a therapist would be much more cost effective…

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Would post this up around work as a PSA but what’s with the subliminal message?

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  • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ayyy it’s my ex

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  • darthsundhaft@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I heard you do this also when someone is having a seizure.

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  • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Riker, having usurped Kirk to steal the Enterprise, is having second thoughts about it and co-conspirator Spock is trying to calm him down?

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