Notyou
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- Comment on Do it for your country's debt! 2 days ago:
- Comment on "Without carrying out any actual hacking, simply by logging in with an arbitrary Google account" 6 days ago:
Depends on who you ask. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My wife had her door taken off the hinges when she was growing up. Around pre-teen to teen. Yeah her mom doesn’t believe in her kids keeping anything private from her…or didn’t. Idk she’s old and barely mobile now.
- Comment on Aww does someone have a sensitive li'l bummy wummy? 🧻 1 week ago:
What does using a bidet mean?
- Comment on Imaging sending AI Memes 1 week ago:
- Comment on Banan 1 week ago:
I have no clue what bananas used to look like before they got bred to mostly the same 🍌 but maybe? I’m too lazy to look up descriptions of the tastes of old banana types. I also don’t want to see the results of said web search.
- Comment on Fare thee well 5 weeks ago:
Idk. I actually enjoy Arby’s. I fuck up some half pound beef n cheddars. And since they bring the potato cakes back, I get those every time I go.
- Comment on Advanced shitposting 1 month ago:
You must be an older person. I was told that this was for the children by an old dirty bastard.
- Comment on Anon wants to make a movie (part 2) 1 month ago:
This sounds like to makings of a good game. Make a game with all the billionaires are the characters that you play with but it’s up to you on how to torture them. (Or teach them a better way) Pools with no ladders is the way.
- Comment on Anon wants to make a movie (part 2) 1 month ago:
But will you be using a dolphin to hack the Internet?
- Comment on If WW3 breaks out, who is going to be on which side? 1 month ago:
It will not be a war between the major super powers but a break up of the globe along those lines.
The US will continue its war on South American, mainly Venezuela right now. Russia will continue to chip away at the EU and push into their territory. China will take Taiwan, but mainly just focus on making money off both fronts. Africa will continue to be exploited by US/Russia/China.
- Comment on Men after finding out what women's romance novels are actually like: 1 month ago:
I noticed in high school that a lot of the romance novels involve rape. Like a crazy amount of them start the sexual relationship between the man and woman with rape. Then the woman eventually falls for him.
I am assuming that type of shit.
- Comment on 6🤷♀️7 1 month ago:
Are we still doing planking?
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 1 month ago:
Just call what the NFL plays soccer. Then use football for the actual game with ⚽
- Comment on Anon does a drug bust 1 month ago:
“Obnoxious” is just what children like.
So that explains Mr Beast.
- Comment on I fall for it every year. Every. Year. 1 month ago:
- Comment on Its all over 2 months ago:
Shit. My first cramp was when I was lying in bed half asleep. My left calf started cramping, but I had no clue what was going on. I was too scared/in pain to attempt to touch it. I just stated in pain for probably 5 minutes but it felt longer. That shit sucked.
Now I can recognize it when it first starts and massage the fuck outta it before it gets really bad.
- Comment on I dunno 2 months ago:
So instead of Parentheses, Exponents is it Box and O that digit in the sky?
- Comment on magic recovery 2 months ago:
Beakman’s World was better than Bill Nye. I’m not afraid to die on that hill.
- Comment on The vibes are strong 2 months ago:
- Comment on X-Files '90s promo shoot 2 months ago:
That shit is weird as fuck. I never knew these existed. Thanks for sharing. Seems like such a strange vibe in some of them.
- Comment on It's a metaphor 2 months ago:
I have no idea what that other person is talking about her eating people. She’s been an actor for pretty much ever. She hosts some daytime talk show now. I don’t really watch her.
The last show I saw her in, she played a zombie realitor with that guy from Justified. Maybe that’s why there’s comments about her eating people.
- Comment on Pass 2 months ago:
I don’t think you’re joking. I think Americans wouldn’t have enough pride to resign because of their fuck ups.
- Comment on It's a metaphor 2 months ago:
I have no idea why I read that as a Drew Barrymore book and I got excited. 😆
- Comment on Why do seemingly all politicians (and no one else) do that hand gesture when they talk, the one where it looks like they're holding an invisible fishing rod? 2 months ago:
It’s so they don’t point their finger and wag or shake a fist while they are taking. It is seen as a less offensive gesture to people watching body language.
- Comment on rich 3 months ago:
Fuck man, I don’t know. Just go in the kitchen sink. Most can get detachable nozzles and the garbage disposal will make sure you won’t clog it.
- Comment on Fictional 3 months ago:
The train analogy helped, thanks. I read about the light shift before but comparing it to sound clarifies it.
- Comment on Fictional 3 months ago:
That makes sense. Thanks for the response.
- Comment on You fool 3 months ago:
😂 I thought was Bezos behind him at first and got confused.
- Comment on rich 3 months ago:
Bidets aren’t expensive and they are easy enough for me to install it in my apartment. Be the change you want to be.
- Comment on And now it's time for your favorite segment: Sex Tips w/ Mike!!! 3 months ago:
Was that condition being turned on?
Damn I feel bad for his wife.