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- Comment on Stay inside 4 days ago:
I thought he said car hole. But whatever I get the reference.
- Comment on Stay inside 4 days ago:
You should write a book on how to live like you do. Some people don’t know how to exist without spending money.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
As a child free person myself, I see it as more it being annoyed from all the pro-child people. I’m a guy so my push back was minimal. My wife has has many people talking to her for years about… how she will change her mind What if a future husband want kids Does your husband beat you and that’s why you don’t want kids
She had to go through over a decade of telling her doctor before she was able to get anything medical so prevent kids.
We have nieces and nephews. We love them. Kids are great, but just not for us. I think the people that post aggressively about child free probably had to go through a lot of BS like my wife did.
- Comment on When you have wiped once already and your butt has a change of heart 6 days ago:
I was about to post about the greatness of bidets. I use water to blow my shit covered butt and get right back in the game. I don’t have to wait for the whole toilet paper wipe and then you have more to shit.
I got a tushy bidet. Easy to install. It’s tushybidet.com and not tushy.com. that’s a different website.
- Comment on Example 1 week ago:
Obama in bad French accent.
- Comment on That kid was the WORST 2 weeks ago:
You think you could beat 14 year old you in smash bros?
I was way better at fighting games when I was a teen than now. I played Street Fighter recently because of whatever compilation they were selling. I suck at it now. I bought sf2 like 4 times now and beat the game with each character back in the day. It’s hard to get past the 2nd stage now.
- Comment on That kid was the WORST 2 weeks ago:
The porn I create has tens of millions of views, I’ve done things that are wild, creative and on occasion, sexy
Username checks out
- Comment on DNAddy 2 weeks ago:
I think they are saying this dude is so cuck that he is raising his wife and non-existent brothers son.
- Comment on It can't be coincidence they're so perfectly placed. 3 weeks ago:
I like that if you dive into the flat earth theory you can get to a point where you believe in a round earth again. Just in case you haven’t heard. You know that ice wall around the Earth? Some Flat Earrhers think that the ice wall around the flat earth is really the start of an ice world. There is a huge planet of ice and our Earth is just one circle that was melted in it from our Sun.
- Comment on Happy 100th to the G.O.A.T. 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on No, honey, theres just too many inmigrants. 3 weeks ago:
Now if there was somehow a child eating pedophiles then I would gladly be taxed 40% of my wages. I’m not sure how the child would travel around to eat all these pedos but whatever works, I guess.
- Comment on Most could work on anyone really 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on How long can someone last with the Death Note in real life? 3 weeks ago:
They probably picked up the same unknown disease while they were on whatever replaced Epstein island. Case closed.
- Comment on How do I drink more water? 5 weeks ago:
If you have chronic heartburn or gerd, don’t treat it with anything. Just take a sip of water anytime you notice it for a temporary moment of relief.
- Comment on Valid crashout 1 month ago:
Well, okay. Maybe. I personally prefer the breading on chicafila to Popeyes, but Popeyes sandwich was pretty good.
- Comment on Valid crashout 1 month ago:
I said fast food world but sure… Name a better fast food chick sandwich…I’ll wait.
- Comment on Valid crashout 1 month ago:
Not who you asked but the restaurant makes great food and has awesome service. Best chicken sandwich in the fast food world. They have waffle fries and good lemonade.
That about ends that. The reason a lot of people boycott them is because they have donated to anti-LGBT+ causes and other political agendas that people don’t like.
I think The Good Place said it best
Eleanor: Yeah, there are booby traps everywhere. Like, there’s this chicken sandwich that if you eat it, it means you hate gay people. And it’s delicious. Judge: It is. It is so good.
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- Comment on Replication crisis, my arse 2 months ago:
I had a similar experience involving pizza. Growing up I remember eating sbarro. I remember liking it. I know I liked the look of how shiny the pizza looked. It reminded me of cartoon pizza.
Anyway, fast forward till I’m 30 year old man recruiting for the military. I was in malls walking around and I noticed the shiny pizza from sbarro. I ordered it. I ate it. It tasted like cardboard. I don’t know if they changed their recipe, but chances are my taste buds just grew up and had better quality pizza over the years.
Well…I’m a slow learner and over the course of about 2-3 months I ended up eating sbarro like 3-4 times. Everytime I saw that shiny pizza, my brain had a nostalgia hit and I just went an ordered the 2 slice and a drink deal. After the last time, I wanted to throw it away but I forced myself to finish the cardboard pizza so I would remember how terrible it is.
I haven’t had sbarro since.
- Comment on My friend Charlie is back.... 2 months ago:
- Comment on 18-26 year olds, How do you plan to dodge the draft? 2 months ago:
Lemmy is being dramatic. Not that it’s impossible, but the US will recall all the recent eas’d active duty members first. It will have to be a drawn out war before they start talking about enstating the draft.
If you haven’t heard about vets getting recalled then the draft isn’t anywhere near close to an idea. Why train new people when you can recall already trained ones?
- Comment on Does anyone else get their news from The 700 Club? 2 months ago:
LOL. Is this serious? Fuck that’s funny.
You think that Pat Robertson really leg presses 2000lbs too? Crazy to believe something just because you want it to be. I wish I could do that.
- Comment on Firearm Advice 2 months ago:
It got its name as a play on words. It ain’t you asshole and it ain’t your balls. If you say ‘it ain’t’ fast it sounds like taint.
- Comment on It's all SO simple! 2 months ago:
Speaking the truth. We made it super easy to get calories and we like comfort. You need to make it an actual lifestyle change and not just a diet to lose weight. I didn’t take my nutrition or weight lifting seriously until my 40s. I got in better shape then when I was active duty and I really didn’t care what I ate.
Also my sleep greatly improved when my diet and exercise were pushing me. I had zero problems getting to sleep and staying asleep.
I need to get serious about it again.
- Comment on WHOLE MILK 3 months ago:
You saw him working out shirtless too? I had a different response.
- Comment on Acciracy 3 months ago:
Does that make ranch the second one?
- Comment on I saw your face in a crowded place 3 months ago:
No LLM version of ‘holds up spork’?
- Comment on Is Dungeon Meshi worth it if I'm not into anime? 3 months ago:
Yes. Watch it. It’s great. I love watching the dishes they make with the monsters. Also, my wife likes it and she was a fan of cowboy bebop back in the day.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Isn’t that the plot of Inception?
- Comment on First dates 3 months ago:
If she is willing to show you her spider mouth on the first date, she isn’t the woman you wanna bring home to mom.
Speak for yourself. If she is willing to show me her spider mouth on the first date, that just means she has good taste.