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- Comment on Anon is a fighter 20 hours ago:
Ronnie Coleman is the only person on earth that I know of as being able to used to lift 800lbs. I want to bold used to his muscle got strong enough but his tendons, ligaments, and bones weren’t. His body is wrecked and can’t really move without help.
Point is even if someone could pick up 800lbs of gorilla, they ain’t doing much afterwards but getting killed by that gorilla.
- Comment on sorry i never replied 2 days ago:
There is no love here and there is no pain.
- Comment on Generational differences 2 days ago:
That’s an M Knight Shyamalan twist.
- Comment on TRUCKIN' 5 days ago:
Lark Clarson*
- Comment on Is it true that femboys are "fetishized" by right-wingers or something like that? Or is my friend(who told me this) tripping balls? 6 days ago:
He probably has a point.
- Comment on TIL 1 week ago:
I’ve been spuddling around all morning because I didn’t have any caffeine.
- Comment on tune in, drop out 1 week ago:
That’s not the only thing they did to that dolphin. A crazy 2 years of hand jobs and LSD and then nothing. Poor dolphin couldn’t handle being cut off and killed himself.
- Comment on The Circle of iLife 1 week ago:
I did not know there were that many options. I knew they have cases because I’ve seen Erik try to sell some raycon travel case using code BIGMONEYSALVIA.
- Comment on First video of deceased Pope meeting up with Jesus 1 week ago:
So many parts of this video are hilarious and/or fucking stupid. The ending cracked me up though.
The AI glitched out the popes necklace while white Jesus was rubbing his shoulders. It makes me think the whole “welcome to heaven, let’s fly around” was him faking it in order to steal the man’s necklace. 😆
- Comment on Did the western world just suddenly go back to pretending wrestling is "real" for some reason? 2 weeks ago:
Facts.
- Comment on Did the western world just suddenly go back to pretending wrestling is "real" for some reason? 2 weeks ago:
It’s a soap opera for men. Sure the storyline is made up, but people still like being entertained.
Note, I am assuming the match was good. I haven’t watch wrestling in a while, but some of those old matches are still fun to watch.
- Comment on Find a circle that is going places 2 weeks ago:
Lol. I never noticed. I’m assuming you mean the paw. I had to stare for a minute to see it.
- Comment on Find a circle that is going places 2 weeks ago:
something about the level of enthusiasm
If you’re going for sound and enthusiasm make sure you look up grapefruit blowjob, if you hadn’t yet. Sounds like a jet-engine powered vacuum.
- Comment on Happy Easter from the POTUS 2 weeks ago:
I thought this was a fake post. I just found the Roman part to be a bit extra, but I can’t tell what’s real anymore.
- Comment on Happy Easter from the POTUS 2 weeks ago:
That’s the part that made you question his sanity?
- Comment on HELP! Im looking for a game like CIV 6 where the point is to go to war 3 weeks ago:
There was an old computer game Warlords. It was turned based and you can even play it online nowadays.
- Comment on I hope she found herself 3 weeks ago:
Are you a ginger? Do you need more time for anesthesia to take effect or for your gums to be numb after dentist shots?
I’m working on a theory that if you have a high tolerance to the numbing stuff then the edibles don’t really work for you. I know someone that tried all different edibles cause they worked at one of the stores that sold it. None of them worked, except when they really overdid it and had a whole mushroom bar. Even then it was minor. Edibles just don’t effect some people.
- Comment on Ubisoft says you "cannot complain" it shut down The Crew because you never actually owned it, and you weren't "deceived" by the lack of an offline version 3 weeks ago:
I didn’t play the new Prince of Persia because they wanted you to be logged in to play. It looked good, but there are just too many options for me to put up with shit like Ubisoft.
- Comment on What are some lesser-known obscure TV series that went under the radar, that you would recommend? 5 weeks ago:
Party Down is great. I also realized I’ve been sleeping on the 3rd season revival.
- Comment on Aptly named 5 weeks ago:
There are 2 types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.
- Comment on Rashida Jones thinks it 'made sense' she was let go from 'The Office,' because 'people did not like me' 5 weeks ago:
More like Brandanquitz!
- Comment on Receipt checkers trigger me 1 month ago:
You don’t have to stop. I never do. I might say hi in passing when I walk by them and catch eye contact. If one ever tells me I need to stop for them to check, I would tell them to check the security cameras. We are tracked the entire time we are in there. I’m not stopping for them to pretend to check for shop lifters.
I’ve seen people in line waiting to be checked. WTF is wrong with people. They are not entitled to your time. You already paid for it. The transaction is done. If they want to do something else with my stuff, go check the tapes.
- Comment on Does it make sense to buy a lifetime supply of honey? 1 month ago:
Just crush up Viagra in it and sell it as sex honey.
- Comment on Canceled Wonder Woman 'Was Gorgeous and Expansive,' Comic Book Writer Who Consulted on the Game Says 2 months ago:
Maybe make a version of the game when you aren’t a superhero and just the cleanup crew that has to fix the city afterwards. Sweep up the halls of Justice, and buff that coffee stain out of the table all without special effects.
- Comment on 4 more months and I can quit one of my part time jobs. 2 months ago:
They got those year long cruises you could get on and slam heroin in your room.
- Comment on Question about (what I think are) gay selfies 2 months ago:
Of course there is an ahego face jar. Why does that surprise me?
- Comment on Life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone. 2 months ago:
- Comment on MFW I have no choice but to do a bunch of fucking bullshit that I don't wanna do. 2 months ago:
You know what? You’re right, reader—I deserve a little treat.
You do deserve it damnit! I know everything is 100%, but it will never be. Just because other people made bad decisions doesn’t mean you didn’t do what you were supposed to do. It doesn’t mean you aren’t living you best life. So fuck it and treat yo self. Everybody talking shit probably sucks anyway.
- Comment on Favourite Metroid game? 2 months ago:
I would agree with Dread. It is such a a nice clean game and that last boss was an actual challenge. Many games are awesome but fumble the last boss.
Before Dread, I would say the Super Metroid on SNES, that game introduced (at least me) the wall jumps and the sprint to down boost jump thing. I always tired to saved the animals when leaving the planet, but it’s not like they were able to get off the planet, so I’m not sure if it really helped.
- Comment on A daunting realization 2 months ago:
Medicine. A lot of plants are used in medicine as well. Asprin came from tree bark.
