Notyou

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHOLE MILK⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You saw him working out shirtless too? I had a different response.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Acciracy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Does that make ranch the second one?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I saw your face in a crowded place⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No LLM version of ‘holds up spork’?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is Dungeon Meshi worth it if I'm not into anime?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. Watch it. It’s great. I love watching the dishes they make with the monsters. Also, my wife likes it and she was a fan of cowboy bebop back in the day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨cant take it anymore⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t that the plot of Inception?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First dates⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If she is willing to show you her spider mouth on the first date, she isn’t the woman you wanna bring home to mom.

  Speak for yourself. If she is willing to show me her spider mouth on the first date, that just means she has good taste.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weight⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Making a blue balls joke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got bad news for ya bud⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Was it learn to swim?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it for your country's debt!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Without carrying out any actual hacking, simply by logging in with an arbitrary Google account"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on who you ask. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  My wife had her door taken off the hinges when she was growing up. Around pre-teen to teen. Yeah her mom doesn’t believe in her kids keeping anything private from her…or didn’t. Idk she’s old and barely mobile now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aww does someone have a sensitive li'l bummy wummy? 🧻⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What does using a bidet mean?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imaging sending AI Memes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The still pic doesn’t do the kookiness of Paul Bearer justice.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banan⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have no clue what bananas used to look like before they got bred to mostly the same 🍌 but maybe? I’m too lazy to look up descriptions of the tastes of old banana types. I also don’t want to see the results of said web search.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fare thee well⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk. I actually enjoy Arby’s. I fuck up some half pound beef n cheddars. And since they bring the potato cakes back, I get those every time I go.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Advanced shitposting⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You must be an older person. I was told that this was for the children by an old dirty bastard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wants to make a movie (part 2)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This sounds like to makings of a good game. Make a game with all the billionaires are the characters that you play with but it’s up to you on how to torture them. (Or teach them a better way) Pools with no ladders is the way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wants to make a movie (part 2)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But will you be using a dolphin to hack the Internet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If WW3 breaks out, who is going to be on which side?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It will not be a war between the major super powers but a break up of the globe along those lines.

  The US will continue its war on South American, mainly Venezuela right now. Russia will continue to chip away at the EU and push into their territory. China will take Taiwan, but mainly just focus on making money off both fronts. Africa will continue to be exploited by US/Russia/China.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Men after finding out what women's romance novels are actually like:⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I noticed in high school that a lot of the romance novels involve rape. Like a crazy amount of them start the sexual relationship between the man and woman with rape. Then the woman eventually falls for him.

  I am assuming that type of shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨6🤷‍♀️7⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Are we still doing planking?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just call what the NFL plays soccer. Then use football for the actual game with ⚽

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon does a drug bust⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Obnoxious” is just what children like.

  So that explains Mr Beast.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I fall for it every year. Every. Year.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its all over⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit. My first cramp was when I was lying in bed half asleep. My left calf started cramping, but I had no clue what was going on. I was too scared/in pain to attempt to touch it. I just stated in pain for probably 5 minutes but it felt longer. That shit sucked.

  Now I can recognize it when it first starts and massage the fuck outta it before it gets really bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I dunno⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So instead of Parentheses, Exponents is it Box and O that digit in the sky?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨magic recovery⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Beakman’s World was better than Bill Nye. I’m not afraid to die on that hill.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The vibes are strong⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨X-Files '90s promo shoot⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That shit is weird as fuck. I never knew these existed. Thanks for sharing. Seems like such a strange vibe in some of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a metaphor⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have no idea what that other person is talking about her eating people. She’s been an actor for pretty much ever. She hosts some daytime talk show now. I don’t really watch her.

  The last show I saw her in, she played a zombie realitor with that guy from Justified. Maybe that’s why there’s comments about her eating people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pass⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think you’re joking. I think Americans wouldn’t have enough pride to resign because of their fuck ups.