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- Comment on 18-26 year olds, How do you plan to dodge the draft? 5 days ago:
Lemmy is being dramatic. Not that it’s impossible, but the US will recall all the recent eas’d active duty members first. It will have to be a drawn out war before they start talking about enstating the draft.
If you haven’t heard about vets getting recalled then the draft isn’t anywhere near close to an idea. Why train new people when you can recall already trained ones?
- Comment on Does anyone else get their news from The 700 Club? 6 days ago:
LOL. Is this serious? Fuck that’s funny.
You think that Pat Robertson really leg presses 2000lbs too? Crazy to believe something just because you want it to be. I wish I could do that.
- Comment on Firearm Advice 1 week ago:
It got its name as a play on words. It ain’t you asshole and it ain’t your balls. If you say ‘it ain’t’ fast it sounds like taint.
- Comment on It's all SO simple! 1 week ago:
Speaking the truth. We made it super easy to get calories and we like comfort. You need to make it an actual lifestyle change and not just a diet to lose weight. I didn’t take my nutrition or weight lifting seriously until my 40s. I got in better shape then when I was active duty and I really didn’t care what I ate.
Also my sleep greatly improved when my diet and exercise were pushing me. I had zero problems getting to sleep and staying asleep.
I need to get serious about it again.
- Comment on WHOLE MILK 3 weeks ago:
You saw him working out shirtless too? I had a different response.
- Comment on Acciracy 4 weeks ago:
Does that make ranch the second one?
- Comment on I saw your face in a crowded place 4 weeks ago:
No LLM version of ‘holds up spork’?
- Comment on Is Dungeon Meshi worth it if I'm not into anime? 4 weeks ago:
Yes. Watch it. It’s great. I love watching the dishes they make with the monsters. Also, my wife likes it and she was a fan of cowboy bebop back in the day.
- Comment on cant take it anymore 4 weeks ago:
Isn’t that the plot of Inception?
- Comment on First dates 4 weeks ago:
If she is willing to show you her spider mouth on the first date, she isn’t the woman you wanna bring home to mom.
Speak for yourself. If she is willing to show me her spider mouth on the first date, that just means she has good taste.
- Comment on Weight 4 weeks ago:
Making a blue balls joke.
- Comment on Got bad news for ya bud 4 weeks ago:
Was it learn to swim?
- Comment on Do it for your country's debt! 1 month ago:
- Comment on "Without carrying out any actual hacking, simply by logging in with an arbitrary Google account" 1 month ago:
Depends on who you ask. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My wife had her door taken off the hinges when she was growing up. Around pre-teen to teen. Yeah her mom doesn’t believe in her kids keeping anything private from her…or didn’t. Idk she’s old and barely mobile now.
- Comment on Aww does someone have a sensitive li'l bummy wummy? 🧻 1 month ago:
What does using a bidet mean?
- Comment on Imaging sending AI Memes 1 month ago:
- Comment on Banan 1 month ago:
I have no clue what bananas used to look like before they got bred to mostly the same 🍌 but maybe? I’m too lazy to look up descriptions of the tastes of old banana types. I also don’t want to see the results of said web search.
- Comment on Fare thee well 2 months ago:
Idk. I actually enjoy Arby’s. I fuck up some half pound beef n cheddars. And since they bring the potato cakes back, I get those every time I go.
- Comment on Advanced shitposting 2 months ago:
You must be an older person. I was told that this was for the children by an old dirty bastard.
- Comment on Anon wants to make a movie (part 2) 2 months ago:
This sounds like to makings of a good game. Make a game with all the billionaires are the characters that you play with but it’s up to you on how to torture them. (Or teach them a better way) Pools with no ladders is the way.
- Comment on Anon wants to make a movie (part 2) 2 months ago:
But will you be using a dolphin to hack the Internet?
- Comment on If WW3 breaks out, who is going to be on which side? 2 months ago:
It will not be a war between the major super powers but a break up of the globe along those lines.
The US will continue its war on South American, mainly Venezuela right now. Russia will continue to chip away at the EU and push into their territory. China will take Taiwan, but mainly just focus on making money off both fronts. Africa will continue to be exploited by US/Russia/China.
- Comment on Men after finding out what women's romance novels are actually like: 2 months ago:
I noticed in high school that a lot of the romance novels involve rape. Like a crazy amount of them start the sexual relationship between the man and woman with rape. Then the woman eventually falls for him.
I am assuming that type of shit.
- Comment on 6🤷♀️7 3 months ago:
Are we still doing planking?
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 3 months ago:
Just call what the NFL plays soccer. Then use football for the actual game with ⚽
- Comment on Anon does a drug bust 3 months ago:
“Obnoxious” is just what children like.
So that explains Mr Beast.
- Comment on I fall for it every year. Every. Year. 3 months ago:
- Comment on Its all over 3 months ago:
Shit. My first cramp was when I was lying in bed half asleep. My left calf started cramping, but I had no clue what was going on. I was too scared/in pain to attempt to touch it. I just stated in pain for probably 5 minutes but it felt longer. That shit sucked.
Now I can recognize it when it first starts and massage the fuck outta it before it gets really bad.
- Comment on I dunno 3 months ago:
So instead of Parentheses, Exponents is it Box and O that digit in the sky?
- Comment on magic recovery 3 months ago:
Beakman’s World was better than Bill Nye. I’m not afraid to die on that hill.
