red_tomato
@red_tomato@lemmy.world
- Comment on I’m philosphying. You should philosophying too. 8 hours ago:
One is thinking about the sky. The other is thinking about the ground.
- Comment on Nice Going Buddy 6 days ago:
When the Christian friend convinces you into religion, but it turns out God hates belief in false gods more than non-belief (you picked the wrong religion).
- Comment on I'm not sure they will 6 days ago:
The global economy is probably already dependent on some Claude code instance updating an Excel spreadsheet on someone’s laptop with a note ”don’t close the lid!” attached to it
- Comment on CW: Mr. Breast 1 week ago:
It’s fascinating thing about Mr Beast is that the bigger his smile is, the sadder he looks.
- Comment on 2027 gonna be like... 1 week ago:
MAGA will somehow blame Barack HUSSEIN Obama for all of this.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
When I yell at my students, but I know ChatGPT would’ve responded with ”you’re right to push back…”
- Comment on I got your 6-7 right here, kids! 3 weeks ago:
Flooding the earth was the best he could come up with? He’s supposed to be all knowing and all powerful. He could’ve worked something out without resorting to genocide.
- Comment on I got your 6-7 right here, kids! 3 weeks ago:
God: is all loving
Creates an extinction level event because he’s in bad mood
- Comment on I got your 6-7 right here, kids! 3 weeks ago:
”God works in mysterious ways ”
- Comment on Hard work is no longer a guarantee of making a living in America. 3 weeks ago:
Are we replacing old memes with AI now?
- Comment on They really hate artists 3 weeks ago:
Some people can’t cope with that other people have talents
- Comment on Low rating 3 weeks ago:
Humans are horny
- Comment on Now: Take it Easy by The Eagles 4 weeks ago:
The elevator must be happy
- Comment on pc port 4 weeks ago:
why would you ever go to a coffee shop for that?
Sometimes I meet friends at coffee shops
- Comment on pc port 4 weeks ago:
As a ”Just coffee, black” guy, I’ve never had this problem in any coffee shop ever
- Comment on Finally she got one right 4 weeks ago:
She’s also thinking about those tits
- Comment on Correlation == Causation? 4 weeks ago:
Any causation is accompanied by someone reminding everyone that correlation doesn’t imply causation.
- Comment on Supergirl 2026 storyline 5 weeks ago:
I think next DCU movie should just be Krypto. That’s Avatar levels of money.
- Comment on Are you too young to remember these? 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on The perfect date 5 weeks ago:
ISO 8601
- Comment on Just helping out 5 weeks ago:
She’ll will move it away and replace it with some bonzi buddy virus she just downloaded, and then be complain to you why she can’t login to her bank anymore.
- Comment on Simulacra 5 weeks ago:
I think Chinese food is too spicy for me
- Comment on I can't believe this is the only comm that will not throw a hissy fit about this. 5 weeks ago:
He saved money and everyone clapped
- Comment on Cool Japan 🌸 5 weeks ago:
I’m disabled. I can’t watch anime without subtitles.
- Comment on We hate him no matter who he represents. 1 month ago:
I would rather have George Bush back than more Trump. Not that I think he’s any good at all.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
They’re a B2B company first and foremost. What they’re selling is the Microsoft ecosystem to companies, like their Office suite. Companies don’t care if each individual products sucks - just that they integrate well with other products. In particular, companies want good integration with Active Directory (Microsoft’s permission management system). Companies love controlling who gets access to what.
Consumer operating systems is more or a side hustle for them.
- Comment on Why are so many new programming languages being developed? 1 month ago:
All programming languages suck in their own way. Naturally people want to create languages that suck a bit less for their particular problem.
Go was created because compile times in C++ are ridiculously long. Rust was created to prevent common memory bugs without sacrificing runtime performance.
C and Python are still widely popular. It’s rare these days that a new language completely displaces an old one, so don’t worry about being left behind by learning an ”old” language.
Other popular languages are C++, Java, C# and JavaScript.
- Comment on Not a single one 1 month ago:
Nuclear power plants are ridiculously expensive to build.
- Comment on More thermal paste = more heat dissipation, right? 1 month ago:
At that point it’s just thermal paste with slight hints of computer.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Sonic and Shadow seem to have the better idea
