Who amongst us hasn’t woken up hangry and done some light genociding before breakfast
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red_tomato@lemmy.world 2 months ago
God: is all loving
Creates an extinction level event because he’s in bad mood
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 2 months ago
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
You could have easily cropped out the snickers part. Corpo plugs aren’t really welcome here.
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Those flies totally had it coming!
DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 months ago
Except to Job, he for whatever reason hated that guy and loved to torment him.
workerONE@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A lot of people have jobs they hate
jdr@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
God predicted capitalism
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Haven’t you ever played the sims?
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
“bad mood”
Genesis 6:5 Then God, seeing that the wickedness of men was great upon the earth and that every thought of their heart was intent upon evil at all times,
Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Also god ‘hell yeah chosen people, go murder them rats with no concern, strip down their girls and fuck em in the pussy holes!’
Only the shittiest of carpenters blames the tools he made himself, for his own embarrassment.
red_tomato@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Flooding the earth was the best he could come up with? He’s supposed to be all knowing and all powerful. He could’ve worked something out without resorting to genocide.
yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
But why would he do that, it’s often easier to start from scratch than fix something broken.
It’s not much different than starting a new game of SIMS and deleting your old characters.
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
If you’re omniscient, all-knowing, and all powerful, does the concept of what’s “easier” even matter?
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“AH CRAP, FUCKED THIS WHOLE RUN UP, TIME TO RESTART THE SIM. FUUUUUUU”
Brickhead92@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Except we’re stuck in the one more turn endgame and things are getting weird
jjlinux@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
“Getting”?
Bakkoda@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He’s still refining his prompts