Who amongst us hasn’t woken up hangry and done some light genociding before breakfast
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red_tomato@lemmy.world 1 month ago
God: is all loving
Creates an extinction level event because he’s in bad mood
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 month ago
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
You could have easily cropped out the snickers part. Corpo plugs aren’t really welcome here.
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Those flies totally had it coming!
DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 month ago
Except to Job, he for whatever reason hated that guy and loved to torment him.
workerONE@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A lot of people have jobs they hate
jdr@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
God predicted capitalism
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Haven’t you ever played the sims?
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
“bad mood”
Genesis 6:5 Then God, seeing that the wickedness of men was great upon the earth and that every thought of their heart was intent upon evil at all times,
Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Also god ‘hell yeah chosen people, go murder them rats with no concern, strip down their girls and fuck em in the pussy holes!’
Only the shittiest of carpenters blames the tools he made himself, for his own embarrassment.
red_tomato@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Flooding the earth was the best he could come up with? He’s supposed to be all knowing and all powerful. He could’ve worked something out without resorting to genocide.
yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
But why would he do that, it’s often easier to start from scratch than fix something broken.
It’s not much different than starting a new game of SIMS and deleting your old characters.
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
If you’re omniscient, all-knowing, and all powerful, does the concept of what’s “easier” even matter?
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“AH CRAP, FUCKED THIS WHOLE RUN UP, TIME TO RESTART THE SIM. FUUUUUUU”
Brickhead92@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Except we’re stuck in the one more turn endgame and things are getting weird
jjlinux@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
“Getting”?
Bakkoda@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He’s still refining his prompts