Who amongst us hasn’t woken up hangry and done some light genociding before breakfast
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red_tomato@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
God: is all loving
Creates an extinction level event because he’s in bad mood
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
You could have easily cropped out the snickers part. Corpo plugs aren’t really welcome here.
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Those flies totally had it coming!
DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Except to Job, he for whatever reason hated that guy and loved to torment him.
workerONE@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A lot of people have jobs they hate
jdr@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
God predicted capitalism
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Haven’t you ever played the sims?
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
“bad mood”
Genesis 6:5 Then God, seeing that the wickedness of men was great upon the earth and that every thought of their heart was intent upon evil at all times,
Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Also god ‘hell yeah chosen people, go murder them rats with no concern, strip down their girls and fuck em in the pussy holes!’
Only the shittiest of carpenters blames the tools he made himself, for his own embarrassment.
red_tomato@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Flooding the earth was the best he could come up with? He’s supposed to be all knowing and all powerful. He could’ve worked something out without resorting to genocide.
yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
But why would he do that, it’s often easier to start from scratch than fix something broken.
It’s not much different than starting a new game of SIMS and deleting your old characters.
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
If you’re omniscient, all-knowing, and all powerful, does the concept of what’s “easier” even matter?
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“AH CRAP, FUCKED THIS WHOLE RUN UP, TIME TO RESTART THE SIM. FUUUUUUU”
Brickhead92@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Except we’re stuck in the one more turn endgame and things are getting weird
jjlinux@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
“Getting”?
Bakkoda@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He’s still refining his prompts