zalgotext
@zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on there is a special place in hell for these scientists 1 week ago:
Is anyone else really skeeved out by the term “wetware”, or is that just me
- Comment on Just one more square bro 2 weeks ago:
The Resident Evil games (at least the few I’ve watched/played) have an inventory management system where each item takes up a certain amount of space, and you have to organize it efficiently in order to maximize how much stuff you can carry.
- Comment on A product of his environment 2 weeks ago:
The difference in the swings in the other parks were that they were surrounded by rich people
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 2 weeks ago:
Please drink verification can, etc. etc.
- Comment on Saved you a click: a 1911 3 weeks ago:
Dawg, Jesus’s weapon of choice is literally in the Bible, Matthew 10:34:
I have not come to bring (a) peace(maker) but a sword
Dude’s immortal, he’s not afraid to get up close and personal with it
- Comment on BREAKING: PlayStation is shutting down Bluepoint Games (Demon's Souls/Shadow of the Colossus remakes) 3 weeks ago:
Throw in a few ratchet and clank games and I’d do unholy things
- Comment on WHOLE MILK 3 weeks ago:
I think we should start questioning the ways of the worm
- Comment on WHOLE MILK 3 weeks ago:
Bro who the fuck rides a stationary bike in a sauna WEARING JEANS
- Comment on Good boy 4 weeks ago:
Human-dog interactions happen billions of times a day, this isn’t the gotcha you think it is
- Comment on We tested a transport app that cost the public £4m against Google Maps 5 weeks ago:
as a tax payer, I’m not sure I want other countries freeloading on our investments.
Ugh. Money is a curse
- Comment on We tested a transport app that cost the public £4m against Google Maps 5 weeks ago:
as a tax payer, I’m not sure I want other countries freeloading on our investments.
Ugh. Money is a curse
- Comment on The radical woke subliminal message in Bad Bunny's halftime performance 5 weeks ago:
You must not have seen The Weeknd’s halftime show a couple years ago
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 5 weeks ago:
You’re combining the two Kellogg brothers. One thought that pleasure was sin, and that a good diet should be as bland as possible to maintain piety. The other thought his brother’s cereal tasted like shit and was really hard to market and sell, until he added sugar and salt, then subsequently became filthy rich.
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 5 weeks ago:
No, it’s because teenage boys eat a lot
Source: was teenage boy, ate a lot
- Comment on Soda pop 1 month ago:
Moms 10 times out of 10, no contest
- Comment on ICE Supreme Commander spotted in Minneapolis 1 month ago:
No, I’ve never employed the aid of drugs or alcohol to obtain enthusiastic consent before engaging in sexual activity with any of my partners. If there’s no enthusiastic consent, I do not pursue sexual activity. Using drugs or alcohol as an aid in acquiring enthusiastic consent is predatory.
- Comment on ICE Supreme Commander spotted in Minneapolis 1 month ago:
This situation isn’t comparable to consenting adults meeting at a bar. Providing drugs and alcohol to “entice” women into having sex is predatory behavior, whether or not the women partake consensually or not. Play devil’s advocate is you want, but I don’t think that behavior deserves defending/rationalizing/whatever you want to call it.
- Comment on ICE Supreme Commander spotted in Minneapolis 1 month ago:
And you see how that makes it seem like you’re defending that behavior right? By sane-washing it? By making it seem like an appropriate “solution” instead of the bad behavior it is?
- Comment on ICE Supreme Commander spotted in Minneapolis 1 month ago:
Arguably, you don’t want camera phones near an artist doing illegal drugs. You don’t need to be a rapist to find that logical.
This is unhinged lmao. If you don’t want people to take pictures/videos of you doing illegal drugs backstage, there are at least two way more logical options that also have the benefit of not violating a person’s rights:
- Don’t do illegal drugs backstage with an audience
- Don’t invite people backstage to watch you do illegal drugs
- Comment on ICE Supreme Commander spotted in Minneapolis 1 month ago:
It’s possible some enablers around him like Makeeva or Letz would spike woman so they’ld sleep with Till … but that doesn’t mean he himself was aware of it.
Are you saying that it’s ok to have sex with someone if they’re drugged, inebriated, or otherwise impaired, as long as you aren’t “aware” that they’re drugged, inebriated, or otherwise impaired?
- Comment on Student Parking 1 month ago:
Oh fuck did we go back in time? We got Nigerian-Prince-level scams on Lemmy now!
- Comment on 'What the f***': Modding arch-sorcerer casually invents Minecraft x Hytale crossplay, defies laws of god and man alike 1 month ago:
It adds nothing to the conversation
- Comment on 'What the f***': Modding arch-sorcerer casually invents Minecraft x Hytale crossplay, defies laws of god and man alike 1 month ago:
Lmao what a useless comment right here
- Comment on Lawks 1 month ago:
I’m not getting mad, and it doesn’t seem like anyone calling the meme out for being censored is mad either. The top comment in this thread used the “fuck” word in an excessive, tongue-in-cheek manner to poke fun at the censored meme, not to express real anger.
The one getting mad seems to be you. We’re pointing out that we don’t want to see corporate censorship on our corporate-free platform, which seems pretty reasonable. But you’re getting mad at people calling out that corporate censorship.
You may be right that it doesn’t really matter, and posting these shitty memes does more good than harm for engagement on the platform. But I don’t think you can honestly argue that posting uncensored memes, or taking a couple minutes to toss the image in paint and decensor it is some monumental, unreasonably difficult task that the people who… checks notes spend all day scrolling social media for memes can’t possibly take on.
- Comment on Lawks 1 month ago:
Doesn’t have to be censored here though. Reposting shitty censored memes from shitty platforms that require censoring is absolutely bait.
- Comment on dating 1 month ago:
Hol up, I thought we were talking about moving to a whole ass new continent for some really good foreign dick, not because of hitting a glass ceiling lmao
- Comment on dating 1 month ago:
So you recognize that the situation you described is an exceptional case, and not one to recommend making radical life changes over?
- Comment on dating 1 month ago:
Imagine making a radical life change based on a week-long vacation
- Comment on dating 2 months ago:
Imagine making a radical life change based on a dating app hookup
- Comment on What a great idea 2 months ago:
You cannot be serious