zalgotext
@zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Best Friend 🫂 1 day ago:
You must be a professional at missing the point, because you’re very good at it
- Comment on Best Friend 🫂 2 days ago:
Do you generalize everything this way, or is it just dogs that you’re moronic about
- Comment on Starfield PS5 players demand refunds, reporting widespread bugs and glitches that leave the game "unplayable" 1 week ago:
Kinda tough sell to release a $70 game, then leave it up to the modding community to finish it for you
- Comment on Starfield PS5 players demand refunds, reporting widespread bugs and glitches that leave the game "unplayable" 1 week ago:
A game can be either great or awful, with no more room for meh games.
I think it’s more just that expectations are much higher for a AAA studio like Bethesda. They built so much hype and asked for nearly $100 at launch for a game that didn’t live up. There’s plenty of meh games out there, they’re just priced accordingly. There’s also a ton of really great games out there priced way lower than what AAA studios are asking. I think it’s very fair to hold those studios to a standard that reflects the prices they’re charging.
- Comment on School of hard knocks 1 week ago:
He didn’t study until he was 33, he lived with his parents until he was 33.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
I’d love to live in an apartment block like that. Different strokes for different folks, you know?
- Comment on Can someone break down the real differences between kbin, mbin, Lemmy, and PieFed? I know they're all in the Threadiverse, but I'm not sure what the draw is to use one over another. 2 weeks ago:
Kinda getting into cutting off your nose to spite your face territory though, no? Like, if I take a free tool created by a fascist, then use it to fight against fascism, aren’t I now hurting the fascist’s cause? I fail to see how that’s helping them succeed, at least at being a fascist, which I think we can agree is the more important attribute to care about here.
- Comment on Witness 2 weeks ago:
Wait, which is it? I shouldn’t believe any extraordinary claim without extraordinary proof? Or just the ones that were made during the cold war? You still haven’t given your definition of “extraordinary” either. And how is a layman supposed to obtain “extraordinary proof”? Is “extraordinary proof” different from “external validation”?
What are you actually trying to say here? Because it sounds like you’re tacitly implying that laymen shouldn’t believe scientists, but that would be asinine, so please correct me if I have that wrong.
- Comment on Witness 2 weeks ago:
Is it not an extraordinary claim to say that a giant flaming ball of plasma millions of miles away is responsible for our day/night cycle, seasons, and in a large part, weather?
Is it not an extraordinary claim to say a large, spherical rock hundreds of thousands of miles away is responsible for the tides?
Is it not an extraordinary claim to say we’ve launched astronauts into orbit around the earth, where they’ve lived for months at a time?
Is it not an extraordinary claim to say that all things with mass warp the very fabric of our reality, to the point where large enough masses can bend or even permanently trap light?
Is it not an extraordinary claim to say that light is actually made up of particles that have no mass, but travel at a measurable speed and interact measurably with other particles?
Is it not an extraordinary claim to say that tiny, basically invisible organisms are responsible for a wide variety of ailments and sicknesses that have affected all life on earth for billions of years?
Like seriously, what’s your bar for “extraordinary”, and why does the moon landing meet it?
- Comment on Witness 2 weeks ago:
So are you claiming that it’s irrational for a layman to believe anything they cannot prove themselves?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
The Fast and Furious franchise
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Ugh. The sick sense of relief I got when they announced it was cancelled, and the disgusting, fleeting hope I felt when they announced it was coming back 🤢
- Comment on po-tay-toes 3 weeks ago:
Well now I have to see some Italian pussy
- Comment on She is a "working girl" after all 3 weeks ago:
“I prefer to keep my work separate from my living space”
- Comment on You know what, fair enough. 3 weeks ago:
- Feet up on the couch on either side of her waist, hands on the back of the sofa for support
- Kneeled down on the floor using mouth/hands
I feel like either of those would work even for tall people
- Comment on WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR? 3 weeks ago:
Yeah it starts ticking back up after 2 monitors
- Comment on Spicy spicy 4 weeks ago:
You’re with the normies in spirit, at least
- Comment on there is a special place in hell for these scientists 1 month ago:
Is anyone else really skeeved out by the term “wetware”, or is that just me
- Comment on Just one more square bro 1 month ago:
The Resident Evil games (at least the few I’ve watched/played) have an inventory management system where each item takes up a certain amount of space, and you have to organize it efficiently in order to maximize how much stuff you can carry.
- Comment on A product of his environment 1 month ago:
The difference in the swings in the other parks were that they were surrounded by rich people
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 1 month ago:
Please drink verification can, etc. etc.
- Comment on Saved you a click: a 1911 1 month ago:
Dawg, Jesus’s weapon of choice is literally in the Bible, Matthew 10:34:
I have not come to bring (a) peace(maker) but a sword
Dude’s immortal, he’s not afraid to get up close and personal with it
- Comment on BREAKING: PlayStation is shutting down Bluepoint Games (Demon's Souls/Shadow of the Colossus remakes) 1 month ago:
Throw in a few ratchet and clank games and I’d do unholy things
- Comment on WHOLE MILK 1 month ago:
I think we should start questioning the ways of the worm
- Comment on WHOLE MILK 1 month ago:
Bro who the fuck rides a stationary bike in a sauna WEARING JEANS
- Comment on Good boy 2 months ago:
Human-dog interactions happen billions of times a day, this isn’t the gotcha you think it is
- Comment on We tested a transport app that cost the public £4m against Google Maps 2 months ago:
as a tax payer, I’m not sure I want other countries freeloading on our investments.
Ugh. Money is a curse
- Comment on We tested a transport app that cost the public £4m against Google Maps 2 months ago:
as a tax payer, I’m not sure I want other countries freeloading on our investments.
Ugh. Money is a curse
- Comment on The radical woke subliminal message in Bad Bunny's halftime performance 2 months ago:
You must not have seen The Weeknd’s halftime show a couple years ago
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 2 months ago:
You’re combining the two Kellogg brothers. One thought that pleasure was sin, and that a good diet should be as bland as possible to maintain piety. The other thought his brother’s cereal tasted like shit and was really hard to market and sell, until he added sugar and salt, then subsequently became filthy rich.