zalgotext
@zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Can anyone confirm? 1 week ago:
Does that make the Midwest the tiara that gem is set into?
- Comment on Stereotypes 2 weeks ago:
Ah yes, Lulu was the greatest work of Nomura’s belt era
- Comment on We can't keep tying healthcare to employment 2 weeks ago:
Cool, so the same things as were doing over here, cool. If you have any other advice, please, do share.
- Comment on We can't keep tying healthcare to employment 2 weeks ago:
What are you doing
- Comment on Any second now 3 weeks ago:
Chunked and capped
- Comment on Also literally known as the Horror Frog 3 weeks ago:
Lmao.
For anyone who actually cares, Wolverine the comic book character was first written in 1974. This frog was first discovered in the early 1900s, but it’s skin-piecing bone claw mechanism wasn’t discovered until 2008. It’s nickname of “wolverine frog” is 100%, definitively, objectively, named after the comic book character, and not the other way around.
- Comment on Also literally known as the Horror Frog 3 weeks ago:
So you’re trying to say that the frog may have been named after the comic book character then?
- Comment on Also literally known as the Horror Frog 3 weeks ago:
Do you think it’s been called “wolverine frog” since the moment it existed?
- Comment on May not buff out 3 weeks ago:
… So you’d be ok with them getting run over and killed? Lmao
- Comment on my own personal Chatgpt 4 weeks ago:
Honestly, a giant Rube Goldberg machine is a way better explanation for our thoughts than Gods
- Comment on That's fair 4 weeks ago:
There are NFL prospects that don’t put up 8-12 reps at 225 during the combine, and those dudes are borderline superhuman. Like I know this is a joke thread on a meme post, but I just wanted to provide some context on just how difficult it actually is to bench press 225 pounds (really really really hard)
- Comment on No room for romance when there's rising and grinding to be had! 4 weeks ago:
That might also be part of the satire
- Comment on When Windows users find the Threadiverse 1 month ago:
It’s not that weird for a space where the vast majority are men, unfortunately
- Comment on When Windows users find the Threadiverse 1 month ago:
Unfortunately
- Comment on When Windows users find the Threadiverse 1 month ago:
Windows 11 has evolved to a point where it works just really, really well when used on dedicated hardware.
In what reality? Because it’s certainly not the one I exist in
- Comment on When Windows users find the Threadiverse 1 month ago:
If the fediverse is shedding users, it’s because we still haven’t figured out a better way to explain federation other than “it’s like email”, the process of choosing an instance is vague and daunting, the process of moving to a new instance is vague and daunting, and people instance-police incessantly, creating a feeling that you have to choose the correct instance. That, plus the pervasive misogyny that rears its ugly head every once in a while.
I promise you though, people being “unwelcoming” by using silly terms is not why the fediverse is shedding users.
- Comment on The speed of light 1 month ago:
Alright alright alright
- Comment on Valve raises Steam Deck prices by more than $200 2 months ago:
developpers might look at making games playable on less powerful hardware
Yes, please let this lead to devs focusing on efficiency again. I don’t need real time physics simulations and “lifelike” facial animations that still haven’t found a way out of the uncanny valley after like two decades.
I want snappy load times, download and install sizes in the tens of gigabytes, not hundreds, consistent frame rates even when there’s a lot going on on the screen. I have more VRAM than God, yet I still get stuttering in some games on high graphics settings. It’s pathetic.
- Comment on Another redundant app 2 months ago:
A lot of parts of Lemmy have a sexism problem
- Comment on The house always wins 2 months ago:
The person downvoting you doesn’t understand probability or statistics lmao
- Comment on When traffic comes to a standstill, drivers instantly shift left and right to create a Rettungsgasse, an emergency corridor right down the middle, so ambulances 2 months ago:
Just the other day I watched some luxury SUV sitting dumbfounded in a left turn lane with an ambulance flashing lights and blaring the horn behind it. Oh yeah, the left turn lane was the one that led to the emergency room parking lot. I wish that bike messenger was around then
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Why would we
- Comment on Im a weekly showerer 2 months ago:
No, i haven’t.
- Comment on Im a weekly showerer 2 months ago:
K. That also has little to do with what you eat.
- Comment on Im a weekly showerer 2 months ago:
What you eat has very little to do with hair texture
- Comment on Im a weekly showerer 2 months ago:
I eat dinner though
- Comment on Anon goes back to Windows 10 2 months ago:
I install whatever I want on my Linux desktop without thinking about it, and the file browser is still as fast as it was the day I installed it (really fast). I don’t have to do regular housekeeping to ensure basic functionality remains performant.
If the operating system is architected in such a way that simply installing things (you know, one of the main reasons to have a computer) degrades the performance of basic functionality, that’s a problem with the operating system.
- Comment on We owe a lot to Ohio 2 months ago:
That’s just a repurposed West Virginia/Kentucky joke
- Comment on We owe a lot to Ohio 2 months ago:
When are you guys gonna come up with new Ohio jokes, these ones were old two decades ago
- Comment on Anon goes back to Windows 10 2 months ago:
Something is basic as an operating system’s file browsing program shouldn’t degrade in performance over time, and the solution for that degradation shouldn’t be reinstalling the operating system.