zalgotext
@zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on everyone knows we don’t poop. it’s all flowers and rainbows. 3 days ago:
Why would we
- Comment on Im a weekly showerer 5 days ago:
No, i haven’t.
- Comment on Im a weekly showerer 5 days ago:
K. That also has little to do with what you eat.
- Comment on Im a weekly showerer 5 days ago:
What you eat has very little to do with hair texture
- Comment on Im a weekly showerer 5 days ago:
I eat dinner though
- Comment on Anon goes back to Windows 10 6 days ago:
I install whatever I want on my Linux desktop without thinking about it, and the file browser is still as fast as it was the day I installed it (really fast). I don’t have to do regular housekeeping to ensure basic functionality remains performant.
If the operating system is architected in such a way that simply installing things (you know, one of the main reasons to have a computer) degrades the performance of basic functionality, that’s a problem with the operating system.
- Comment on We owe a lot to Ohio 1 week ago:
That’s just a repurposed West Virginia/Kentucky joke
- Comment on We owe a lot to Ohio 1 week ago:
When are you guys gonna come up with new Ohio jokes, these ones were old two decades ago
- Comment on Anon goes back to Windows 10 1 week ago:
Something is basic as an operating system’s file browsing program shouldn’t degrade in performance over time, and the solution for that degradation shouldn’t be reinstalling the operating system.
- Comment on Best Friend 🫂 3 weeks ago:
You must be a professional at missing the point, because you’re very good at it
- Comment on Best Friend 🫂 3 weeks ago:
Do you generalize everything this way, or is it just dogs that you’re moronic about
- Comment on Starfield PS5 players demand refunds, reporting widespread bugs and glitches that leave the game "unplayable" 4 weeks ago:
Kinda tough sell to release a $70 game, then leave it up to the modding community to finish it for you
- Comment on Starfield PS5 players demand refunds, reporting widespread bugs and glitches that leave the game "unplayable" 4 weeks ago:
A game can be either great or awful, with no more room for meh games.
I think it’s more just that expectations are much higher for a AAA studio like Bethesda. They built so much hype and asked for nearly $100 at launch for a game that didn’t live up. There’s plenty of meh games out there, they’re just priced accordingly. There’s also a ton of really great games out there priced way lower than what AAA studios are asking. I think it’s very fair to hold those studios to a standard that reflects the prices they’re charging.
- Comment on School of hard knocks 4 weeks ago:
He didn’t study until he was 33, he lived with his parents until he was 33.
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
I’d love to live in an apartment block like that. Different strokes for different folks, you know?
- Comment on Can someone break down the real differences between kbin, mbin, Lemmy, and PieFed? I know they're all in the Threadiverse, but I'm not sure what the draw is to use one over another. 5 weeks ago:
Kinda getting into cutting off your nose to spite your face territory though, no? Like, if I take a free tool created by a fascist, then use it to fight against fascism, aren’t I now hurting the fascist’s cause? I fail to see how that’s helping them succeed, at least at being a fascist, which I think we can agree is the more important attribute to care about here.
- Comment on Witness 5 weeks ago:
Wait, which is it? I shouldn’t believe any extraordinary claim without extraordinary proof? Or just the ones that were made during the cold war? You still haven’t given your definition of “extraordinary” either. And how is a layman supposed to obtain “extraordinary proof”? Is “extraordinary proof” different from “external validation”?
What are you actually trying to say here? Because it sounds like you’re tacitly implying that laymen shouldn’t believe scientists, but that would be asinine, so please correct me if I have that wrong.
- Comment on Witness 5 weeks ago:
Is it not an extraordinary claim to say that a giant flaming ball of plasma millions of miles away is responsible for our day/night cycle, seasons, and in a large part, weather?
Is it not an extraordinary claim to say a large, spherical rock hundreds of thousands of miles away is responsible for the tides?
Is it not an extraordinary claim to say we’ve launched astronauts into orbit around the earth, where they’ve lived for months at a time?
Is it not an extraordinary claim to say that all things with mass warp the very fabric of our reality, to the point where large enough masses can bend or even permanently trap light?
Is it not an extraordinary claim to say that light is actually made up of particles that have no mass, but travel at a measurable speed and interact measurably with other particles?
Is it not an extraordinary claim to say that tiny, basically invisible organisms are responsible for a wide variety of ailments and sicknesses that have affected all life on earth for billions of years?
Like seriously, what’s your bar for “extraordinary”, and why does the moon landing meet it?
- Comment on Witness 5 weeks ago:
So are you claiming that it’s irrational for a layman to believe anything they cannot prove themselves?
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
The Fast and Furious franchise
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Ugh. The sick sense of relief I got when they announced it was cancelled, and the disgusting, fleeting hope I felt when they announced it was coming back 🤢
- Comment on po-tay-toes 1 month ago:
Well now I have to see some Italian pussy
- Comment on She is a "working girl" after all 1 month ago:
“I prefer to keep my work separate from my living space”
- Comment on You know what, fair enough. 1 month ago:
- Feet up on the couch on either side of her waist, hands on the back of the sofa for support
- Kneeled down on the floor using mouth/hands
I feel like either of those would work even for tall people
- Comment on WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR? 1 month ago:
Yeah it starts ticking back up after 2 monitors
- Comment on Spicy spicy 1 month ago:
You’re with the normies in spirit, at least
- Comment on there is a special place in hell for these scientists 2 months ago:
Is anyone else really skeeved out by the term “wetware”, or is that just me
- Comment on Just one more square bro 2 months ago:
The Resident Evil games (at least the few I’ve watched/played) have an inventory management system where each item takes up a certain amount of space, and you have to organize it efficiently in order to maximize how much stuff you can carry.
- Comment on A product of his environment 2 months ago:
The difference in the swings in the other parks were that they were surrounded by rich people
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 2 months ago:
Please drink verification can, etc. etc.