Just wait 30-ish more years and hope he gets a cremation.
Might be illegal to put him in your pocket in some countries though.
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zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I’m fairly certain that 80’s Joe Burrow can’t fit in my pocket
Hupf@feddit.org 2 days ago
essell@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Even if that was somehow possible, I’m sure it’s not desirable.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Isn’t that Tackleberry from Police Academy?