Crikey

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• MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨57⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I don’t where the dude fits.

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• baronvonj@lemmy.world ⁨52⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I’m more than 50% sure I briefly worked with this guy.

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  • pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip ⁨30⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Yeah. I’ve been meaning to call you to catch up. Sorry.

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    • baronvonj@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I imagine it’s been difficult to find your phone with all that other stuff in your pocket.

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• kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  TBF, the stereo speakers probably sound better and are certainly capable of being much louder than my phone speakers. But yeah, miles better in every other capacity.

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Except for my lack of self awareness, which I wear dripping down my sleeve.

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• riskable@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Missing:

  • A game console
  • All the maps in the world + compass
  • Gigantic notepad
  • Calendar
  • Entire stack of catalogs
  • Newspapers
  • Thermostat
  • A whole fucking supercomputer
  • An entire building-sized stack of photo albums
  • Flashlight
  • An sycophant assistant who makes shit up just to keep you happy.

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  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Don’t forget about fidget apps, so throw in some bubble wrap too.

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  • brokenlcd@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    An sycophant assistant who makes shit up just to keep you happy.

    Who says that man doesn’t carry out that function?

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• flandish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  jokes on you, I still wear jnkos.

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• tasankovasara@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pockets have come a long way

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  • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    was at a flea market, there was a machete, i jockingly called it a pocket knife, because it fits in a pocket,

    put it in my pocket, it fit.

    felt bad for my daughter’s who will likely never get proper pockets.

    who do I need to hack with my pocket knife for them to get normal pockets?

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I am pretty sure I cannot fit a whole dude in my pocket.

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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      This is much more wholesome than what I was thinking.

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  • pewpew@feddit.it ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s replaced by an AI chatbot now

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  • ACbHrhMJ@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not trying hard enough

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I try to fit a whole person in my pants every day. They only fit about half the guy, tho. 😔

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  • neidu3@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not with that attitude you won’t

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• atlien51@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Yes and we’re all the better for it!

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Huh, you have a dude in your pants now, congrats.

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Yeah he provides good vibes.

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Nice vibrations.
      Positive shakes.
      Pleasant bounces.

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  • molten@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve always had a dude in my pants

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    • dumbass@quokk.au ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      lol, thats dude out there with no dude in his pants, what a dumbass.

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My double standard is that when I see someone with a boombox playing music in public, I’m chill and open to it. When someone does the same thing on their phone, I must work to enhance my calm.

  Is it the sound quality? Maybe in part. But there’s more to it.

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  • pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip ⁨27⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Yes. At least the person with a boom box brought quality speakers.

    Also, their sick roller skate moves timed to their music are pretty great.

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  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe it’s that a boombox playing music is more social and open, whereas what someone does with their phone is typically meant to be private, but some people play their music or w/e noise out loud from it as if only they can hear their phone.

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think it’s a mindset thing. A boombox means you’re thinking about an audience. Consideration is implicit.

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  • makyo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I hate when people have boomboxes too

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      It’s always on public transit. Like that’s how some people prepare to go out and face the world, by making everyone else listen to their music. Like that’s the best way you can come up with to express yourself?

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• Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The forgot the encyclopedia set and a couple thousand books and a few hundred video tapes.

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• alzymologist@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Print me something

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  • Whelks_chance@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He screamed, loudly then sobbed through tears, at the foot of the table where the Epsom sat mocking him with it’s silence.

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• Broadfern@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Kinda miss having discrete tech devices to be honest. In the era of non-replaceable phone memory trying to juggle space to hold it all on one device sucks.

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• CiderApplenTea@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wish I could (even excl the dude), but women’s clothes and phone sizes don’t match

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  • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    was at a flea market, there was a machete, i jockingly called it a pocket knife, because it fits in a pocket,

    put it in my pocket, it fit.

    felt bad for my daughter’s who will likely never get proper pockets.

    who do I need to hack with my pocket knife for them to get normal pockets?

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• janonymous@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Baggy pants are back, baby!

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• lauha@lemmy.one ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pretty sure I cannot fit 3 VHS tapes in my pocket. Pockets have not really gotten bigger

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pretty sure it’s a Betamax tape.

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• 843563115848@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Only if you are paying for data access.

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• SnekZone@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There’s no way I can fit this dude in there!

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  • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    try more lube

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• DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ah yes I remember wearing 3 personal cassette players, and a disc man at the same fricking time.

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Alarmed by the intimation that the bloke has been cremated or compacted somehow.

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  • brokenlcd@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean, i think a video call works just as well, but you do you.

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When I went on a trip in the early 2000s, I took a phone, a satnav, an MP3 player, a camera and for longer trips a netbook with a UMTS stick (3G modem you could plug into a USB port). Plus all the associated chargers, cables and other gubbins. I felt really cool and modern with my huge, clunky tech bag. Now that seems quaint and outdated. I wonder if people will feel the same about smartphones in 20 years.

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  • LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We'll have microchips in our eyes by that point

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    • LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ah, the Eyephone

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• rirus@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You forgot books and magazines

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