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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I am pretty sure I cannot fit a whole dude in my pocket.

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    • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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      • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This is much more wholesome than what I was thinking.

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    • pewpew@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s replaced by an AI chatbot now

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    • ACbHrhMJ@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not trying hard enough

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I try to fit a whole person in my pants every day. They only fit about half the guy, tho. 😔

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    • neidu3@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not with that attitude you won’t

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    • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Grindr exists, you know.

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I know it’s called Grindr, but that’s not the kind of grinding it refers to.

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  • tasankovasara@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pockets have come a long way

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    • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      was at a flea market, there was a machete, i jockingly called it a pocket knife, because it fits in a pocket,

      put it in my pocket, it fit.

      felt bad for my daughter’s who will likely never get proper pockets.

      who do I need to hack with my pocket knife for them to get normal pockets?

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      • tigolbitties@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Buy ‘em pants from the boys’ section

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  • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My double standard is that when I see someone with a boombox playing music in public, I’m chill and open to it. When someone does the same thing on their phone, I must work to enhance my calm.

    Is it the sound quality? Maybe in part. But there’s more to it.

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    • edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe it’s that a boombox playing music is more social and open, whereas what someone does with their phone is typically meant to be private, but some people play their music or w/e noise out loud from it as if only they can hear their phone.

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      • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I think it’s a mindset thing. A boombox means you’re thinking about an audience. Consideration is implicit.

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    • makyo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I hate when people have boomboxes too

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      • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s always on public transit. Like that’s how some people prepare to go out and face the world, by making everyone else listen to their music. Like that’s the best way you can come up with to express yourself?

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    • pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes. At least the person with a boom box brought quality speakers.

      Also, their sick roller skate moves timed to their music are pretty great.

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  • riskable@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Missing:

    • A game console
    • All the maps in the world + compass
    • Gigantic notepad
    • Calendar
    • Entire stack of catalogs
    • Newspapers
    • Thermostat
    • A whole fucking supercomputer
    • An entire building-sized stack of photo albums
    • Flashlight
    • An sycophant assistant who makes shit up just to keep you happy.
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    • brokenlcd@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      An sycophant assistant who makes shit up just to keep you happy.

      Who says that man doesn’t carry out that function?

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    • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t forget about fidget apps, so throw in some bubble wrap too.

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    • Samskara@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A software synthesizer and tracker.

      The OP photo is missing an Amiga 1200.

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    • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A humongous calendar in fact. the one that fits a century

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Huh, you have a dude in your pants now, congrats.

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    • molten@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ve always had a dude in my pants

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      • dumbass@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        lol, thats dude out there with no dude in his pants, what a dumbass.

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    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah he provides good vibes.

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      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Nice vibrations.
        Positive shakes.
        Pleasant bounces.

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  • HiTekRedNek@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    WTF, dude, get out of my pocket!

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  • alzymologist@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Print me something

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    • Whelks_chance@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He screamed, loudly then sobbed through tears, at the foot of the table where the Epsom sat mocking him with it’s silence.

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t where the dude fits.

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    • Soapbox@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think he’s chatGPT?

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      • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Maybe. I’ve seen this image for a while now.

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    • CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He goes in the old prison pocket

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    • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      idk, the image loaded fine on my phone

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  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    TBF, the stereo speakers probably sound better and are certainly capable of being much louder than my phone speakers. But yeah, miles better in every other capacity.

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    • TheKingBee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You can buy a bluetooth speaker that sounds as good (if you don’t need real stereo sound) and still have room in your pocket.

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  • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait… My phone can play cassettes and cd’s? Freaking awesome!

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    • jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I wish, but for some reason most Android phones lack the correct drivers to play CD audio

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      • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        mine doesn’t even have a fucking disc tray

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    • SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yes… after you rip them into a mixtape playlist.

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  • BilboBargains@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    How big are your pockets?

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You cannot fit three sets of headphones in your pocket without them fucking up your phone or your wallet.

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    • piranhaconda@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And a boom box. Sure, phones can play music, but not at the same volume or quality as a dedicated stereo system

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      • StarMerchant938@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You could probably find a pocket sized bluetooth speaker today that outperforms that particular boombox. I’ve got one about the size of a hardback novel that puts out more volume and bass than my car does.

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      • barneypiccolo@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s a good thing. You don’t remember guys walking down the street, or getting on the subway, carrying a boom box on their shoulder, loudly blasting distorted music you don’t care to hear.

        Now they just pump it directly into their ears. Let them destroy their own hearing, not everyone else’s. They make Bluetooth speakers if you need to broadcast your music to a group.

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      • SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I thought so too but remembered yesterday I was working at an office they were putting back together after remodeling and noticed they were playing music off an iPhone and it was surprisingly loud.

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    • SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      VHS tapes got so small they turned into little bits

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      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I wish that were true, but I’ve got a stack of home movies that say differently.

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  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Even ignoring the joke with the dude fitting into your pocket, I cannot fit full over-ear cans I to my pocket… This is just lies.

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    • Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      IEM’s my guy. Also Koss Porta Pros.

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  • Tiger666@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I dont have a human being inside my pocket.

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    • Samskara@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hello, I’m the human in your pocket.

      You can make video phone calls with people.

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      • Tiger666@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        You are my tiny dancer.

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  • Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The forgot the encyclopedia set and a couple thousand books and a few hundred video tapes.

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  • yournamehere@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    nah, the speakers from that boombox are not in my pocket.

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  • barneypiccolo@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When I was young, I had a bucket list of all the fun gadgets I wanted - a camera, a video camera, a nice stereo system, a portable stereo system, a car stereo, lots of records, a TV, a VCR, a computer, etc. Making a Christmas list was easy, even if I knew I would never get 99% of it.

    Now I get asked what I want for Christmas, and I have no idea what to say. My phone includes nearly everything I’ve ever wanted, including stuff I never thought of. Give me my phone, my guitar, a sandwich, and a bottle of water, and I’m pretty much set for life.

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Cool things to ask for for Christmas:

      • Socks: I wear tall boots & long pants for work, so no one knows about my Deadpool/Pokemon/flying taco socks, but it puts a smile on my face. My sister got me a pair of socks with a sad sock sitting on the stairs that say “worst gift ever.” I cried laughing.

      • Hobby accessories: You have your guitar, straps, strings, and picks are all perishable items that it’s good to have a backup for.

      • Shared experiences: ask for a group trip, a local excursion, or a board game to play together.

      • My favorite - the themed surprise: instead of asking for a specific thing ask for “Something to make me laugh” or “Something nostalgic” or “Something I’ll use daily” or “Your favorite recipe and the ingredients to make it”. This makes shopping for / creating the gift as much fun as receiving it, since everyone will interpret the instructions a little differently and the possibilities are endless. This one’s fun for a themed gift exchange for a secret Santa as well.

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      • barneypiccolo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Good suggestions. They actually like to get me little guitar stuff, or music books, I just have to steer it to them, so I put it all into an Amazon list. This year, I’m going to direct them to Stillwater, and give Amazon less business.

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    • tfowinder@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nowdays you can ask for a subscription, you are not allowed to own good things sadly

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Except for my lack of self awareness, which I wear dripping down my sleeve.

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  • CiderApplenTea@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wish I could (even excl the dude), but women’s clothes and phone sizes don’t match

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    • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      was at a flea market, there was a machete, i jockingly called it a pocket knife, because it fits in a pocket,

      put it in my pocket, it fit.

      felt bad for my daughter’s who will likely never get proper pockets.

      who do I need to hack with my pocket knife for them to get normal pockets?

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  • janonymous@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Baggy pants are back, baby!

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  • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    And technically most of it would fit inside your butt.

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    • ryannathans@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      They called prison phones

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  • Hackworth@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The single CD amongst all that analog media seems so much like an anachronism that I had to look it up. The CD standard was published in 1980 and it was commercially available in the US in 1983 but it took until 1992 for CD sales to surpass cassette tape sales.

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  • Psythik@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Want to really feel old? It’s been that way for around 20 years now.

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  • foggianism@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Me, from the the future, explaining this meme to people in 1987: We developed new textiles that support giant pockets with incredible durability.

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  • zalgotext@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m fairly certain that 80’s Joe Burrow can’t fit in my pocket

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  • lauha@lemmy.one ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pretty sure I cannot fit 3 VHS tapes in my pocket. Pockets have not really gotten bigger

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  • ianfraserkrillmaster@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    how big are your damn pockets?

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  • baronvonj@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m more than 50% sure I briefly worked with this guy.

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  • Broadfern@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Kinda miss having discrete tech devices to be honest. In the era of non-replaceable phone memory trying to juggle space to hold it all on one device sucks.

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  • vane@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I prefer the things on the picture. Look how many cool gadgets you could have, now you’re just computer user.

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