molten

@molten@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uh oh lol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m blueshidding

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watch your drinking⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think my grandpa told this joke on the golf range

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plump prophet proved perfectly precise⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends. Probably nothing spectacular. At best you’ll get a “pop” an OJ-glass explosion and a breaker needs to be switched back on. More likely nothing. Shake it up first if you’re gonna try it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A man of his word⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What happened after that??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a problem with Bioshock⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow it’s like with vague enough framing, anybody can be the bad guys.

  “Germany was making unprecedented scientific discoveries and innovating every aspect of their country from equality to population control when they were brutally attacked and their leader driven to suicide.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finished while ago Khamelion (MK Armageddon), by me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like proper prostate exam posture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A real question about trans athletes and records⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I mean, I see what you’re saying, but isolated incidents don’t really make a good basis for decisions. It seems like on some cursory research that there are just a handful of trans athletes across all of college athletics (like less than 10/500000) and they’re not exactly record breakers. I’m no data analyst but that’s a pretty awful sample size if we’re talking about. Your boxing example seems like a good argument to take these on a case-by-case basis in case someone against all odds is trying to game the system until there are enough examples to make it clear that there’s a problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A real question about trans athletes and records⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good question. I just don’t give enough of a shit about sports to have an opinion here. Especially a negative one. Not only that but I’ve literally seen no trans athletes perform in a televised physical sport ever. So they should go for it and if it’s like a clear difference. Idk. Address it then.

  I see a lot of people in my town talk mad shit about trans people and immigrants when the extent of their experience outside of media is seeing them one day living life and doing nothing disruptive. This issue always feels the same. Like if a ton of immigrants showed up and started doing… something bad? Fill in the blank here. I think that would be the time to deal with it and have strong opinions that could negatively impact them.

  I think having a strong positive opinion that doesn’t negatively impact people is great but when it comes to excluding people or hurting people let’s see the damage they deal first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't say I didn't warn you ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you. I am also in need of supplies. Have you any bread or cheese?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slime Rancher 2 - Release Date and Physical Pre-Order Announcement⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Classic or Spicy?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I make this joke every christmas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vitamins are good but idk....⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d eat it. I don’t mind leftovers and I hate waste.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For those about to dose, WE SALUTE YOU⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Never get a tattoo of a meme unless you’re really really really sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You swallowed your siblings!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll skip this one and take the next package

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wanna show me? Send a DM⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You’re incredible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wanna show me? Send a DM⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨10/10 would recommend⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If memes are a crime I’m getting locked away for life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who's up for some hotdickle?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Religious reasons. (It’s a kosher dill)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crikey ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve always had a dude in my pants

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Suggestion⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a good meme. I agree.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Innervation by fire

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Please adjust your brightness until the text on the screen is barely readable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not now, not ever! Stop asking!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Additional benefit when the cops try to force you to unlock it you get a free handy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'M FUCKING COMING FOR YOU⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t like feeling things on/betweef my toes. Wet feet are fine. Don’t judge me like this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WoW's Leeroy Jenkins, one of the internet's oldest memes, turns 20 years old—and after looking back on what we wrote in 2005, I feel like we've failed Leeroys everywhere⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wish leeroy wasn’t staged man. Biggest disappointment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Loving Doom The Dark Ages, only one issue I've had so far.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They really fucked our boy Mick. Wish they hadn’t and wish he’d made rangers for this one too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On the prospect of an $80-$90 GTA 6, former PlayStation boss says 'it's an impossible equation' for big-budget studios to keep their prices down⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Look. I think all AAA companies should do $120 base price for all games. Piracy would have such a boom. Better platforms. many more seeders and good reviews and more freaks hell bent on cracking DRM.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨can't stop won't stop⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

          When horseshoe crabs come up, I always try to mention that they are harvested (and usually killed) for their blood in the most unethical way possible. They basically pump it directly from their (version of) hearts, and as long as they're "alive" when they throw them back in the water, it's counted as ethical harvesting. Usually, they just die a few hours/days later from having their hearts punctured and much less blood available than they'd like.
  

  Also, their blood is wholly unnecessary for medical usage. Medical companies use the amebocyte lysate in their blood to detect endotoxins, but it’s pretty cheap and easy to synthesize amebocyte lysate in a lab without involving crabs. It is only being held back by the FDA because, before we could synthesize it, the blood made people wealthy enough to lobby for the FDA to refuse approval of the synthetic version so they can keep pumping that blue gold. Feel free to correct me if I got anything wrong. I’m not an expert.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  X gon’ give it to ya in the ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨START STOCKPILING⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Moons haunted”