Help a girl out?

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• SanderZeldenthuis@nord.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Here you go:

    Moja gałka dziś wieczorem

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    • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Got some leftover Brasso from my time aboard ship!

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• wasabi_noir@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s, uh… Not the same thing

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    • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I mean, it depends on which end they were pumping from.

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• Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Now kith

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Best I can do is a free consultation to see how your guts are currently organized and do a preliminary reorganization test.

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• Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Get a surgeon to do stomach surgery

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• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Let’s move the colon to the larynx, the heart to the skull, and the small intestine below the large intestine.”

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve got you:

  tugs my

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  • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    St Gumy

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Accurate, but once again: that’s not the nickname I prefer for my penis!

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• peopleproblems@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sorry you’re on your own. Someone already booked my gut displacement services for the entire weekend.

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• cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Get on that tinder, homie

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• molten@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Eh. Sure I’m easy. Maybe a few shots first?

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• cecinestpasunecommunication@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I feel like you in particular might not.

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• Eryn6844@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  promise?

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• Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No thanks, don’t do druggies

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• Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Rude

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