Uranus_Hz
@Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip
- Comment on please do not the fish 1 day ago:
- Comment on please do not the fish 1 day ago:
There was a Disney movie about a guy who wanted to fuck a fish.
I think it was called “the little mermaid”
- Comment on The two types of being high 2 days ago:
NGL, I love watching physics/science/math videos on YT when I’m baked.
- Comment on I use way too many substitute tools. 3 days ago:
This was literally me on Saturday.
- Comment on Full circle. 1 week ago:
If lifelong rural farmers are struggling so bad in their shithole counties, why don’t they just move to a city?
The logic works both ways.
- Comment on What actually is the 10-point proposal from Iran which Trump said is "workable basis on which to negotiate"? 1 week ago:
But you don’t understand, Trump is playing 5 Dementia chess.
- Comment on Can you repeat that? 1 week ago:
- Comment on Get in y'all 1 week ago:
- Comment on I have a plan 1 week ago:
Just focus on that place all the Mara-la-ghouls congregate.
- Comment on 7 words you can’t say, then and now 2 weeks ago:
You can say pedophilia. “Suicide” would be a better choice for the lost.
- Comment on My friend Charlie is back.... 3 weeks ago:
Ya, apparently “dehydrated” is some new word for “thirsty”.
And now “thirsty” means something totally different.
- Comment on My friend Charlie is back.... 3 weeks ago:
OMG. Genius life hack. Never even thought of having someone else touch my toes.
- Comment on My friend Charlie is back.... 3 weeks ago:
I can never remember if it’s magnesium or potassium.
- Comment on 😐?? 3 weeks ago:
Same. 3rd grade. On April 1st. The teacher had to step out of the classroom while most kids were struggling with it to stifle her laughter.
- Comment on NVIDIA Says You're "Completely Wrong" About DLSS 5 Being Slop - Gamers Nexus 3 weeks ago:
“I am not Satan” - Saran
- Comment on Motorcycle parts 3 weeks ago:
It’s part of the bitch pad, isn’t?
- Comment on Why are people like my grandpa so against seeing the whole world and learning a different language? 5 weeks ago:
He’s been groomed to be terrified of American cities, let alone other countries.
- Comment on Did We? 5 weeks ago:
Yes but, what are we saving the daylight for?
- Comment on guys its fries it was always fries 5 weeks ago:
I’ve tried it. I don’t get the appeal.
- Comment on Can some please explain to me why it is that your health insurance can deny you medication, even if your doctor says you need it? 5 weeks ago:
Because profit margin. There’s no deeper reason than that.
- Comment on How do people survive in America? This is with insurance! 5 weeks ago:
Cost plus drugs dot com
- Comment on Is "dark humor" generally acceptable or is it just my parents/culture more sensitive towards jokes? 5 weeks ago:
Fixing shit instead of buying new shit is smart.
The superstitious stuff isn’t.