Sacre blu
Submitted 3 hours ago by stumu415@lemmy.zip to [deleted]
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wjrii@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
houndeyes@toast.ooo 3 hours ago
kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 52 minutes ago
This episode is a master class in trolling French speakers decades down the line (it should be “omelette au fromage”/omelet with cheese. “Omelette du fromage” means omelet of cheese)
BigBenis@lemmy.world 27 minutes ago
omlet of cheese
He said what he said.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
90lbs a day? Bullshit.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
People would just lie in the shitpost sub? What a preposterous idea!
blitzen@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
This is a shitpost community. Screenshot here appears to be Twitter and so the context isn’t quite the same. Without context, any shitpost potential it has falls a little flat.
antianarchist@sopuli.xyz 1 hour ago
It is called lemmyshitpost, not lemmybullshitpost. So they have clearly a point. /s
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
OP being shown wasn’t in here.
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 2 hours ago
This is just a statistical error. The average American eats 0 pounds of cheese per day. Cheese Georg, who eats thirty billion eight hundred thirty-four million pounds per day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 3 hours ago
you’ve clearly never been to America
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
How many kilo grahams is that?
StabbingSky@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
If you’re eating 90lb of cheese a day, there’s no shit at all
db2@lemmy.world 52 minutes ago
Not so, once you’re over cheese unity the cheese flows like water.
dektep@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
no it’s true
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
Those a rookie numbers. If you’re not slamming 100+ lbs of the orange every day, can you really call yourself American?
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
NFW I’m getting anywhere near slamming Chief Cheeto. Proudly “un-American” here.
kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
It’s true, a much smaller number than most of us expected.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 hour ago
Oh, you’re French, Jean-Luc? No shit.
9point6@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Jean-Luc Fromage is a fantastic name for a parody account
I hope this isn’t a planetary alignment situation
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
From’unda cheese?!
banazir@lemmy.ml 3 hours ago
I hate to say it, but the French are right on this one. I feel dirty. Hold me.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
Chut. C’est bon, mon chéri. Je suis là pour toi.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 49 minutes ago
I could easily do a pound a day without thinking.
That’s why I stopped buying cheese. The only thing I buy is 1 pound of grated Kraft cheese-analog per week.
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Don’t forget your 8 glasses of gravy per day! All part of a balanced American diet
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 53 minutes ago
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
And it’s gotta be that weird white “gravy”. WTF even is that shit?
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
White gravy is basically just roux with pepper. You use the rendered fat (plus some butter) from the meat you’re cooking, add some flour, let it cook for a bit and then pour some milk in. Salt and pepper to taste, there ya go, white gravy
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
American white gravy is just bechamel/besciamella with lots of black pepper.
TheArtfulLlama@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
Not sure this should be on a shitpost sub. If I’m eating that much cheese a day, I’m not doing anything close to shitting for a good few weeks
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
You had me in the first half, ngl
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 3 hours ago
all crammed into a single cheetoh…
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 2 hours ago
If only they had anywhere near that much nutritional value.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Every …day? I’m seriously slacking on my cheese intake!
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 11 minutes ago
Dont worry, I’m covering your slack