TheArtfulLlama

@TheArtfulLlama@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My asshole will never recover.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Pfft, lube is for bitches. I stick the condoms in the freezer before doing the horizontal monster mash. More refreshing than a popsicle on a hot summer’s day!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My asshole will never recover.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The first time I used one the water came out ice cold. Damn near hit the ceiling and worked better than coffee at waking me up!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My asshole will never recover.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I envy those people. My friend’s BF finds 2x Buldak to not be spicy at all. Meanwhile I can only use half a packet of the sauce or I’ll be in literal tears.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Firefox’s new ad tries to remind you of a time before the internet sucked.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw it earlier today and loved it! Reminded me of how my friends and I would bypass our school’s blocks on Ebaumsworld just to watch the Numa Numa guy. Also Kelly (the “Shoes” guy) looks exactly the same

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Super late to the party but Control is really good…⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pay attention! Remedy is like the Twin Peaks of video game studios so paying attention to the plot as well as reading everything in the appendices and the documents uncover is vital.

  Also HIGHLY recommend playing Alan Wake and Alan Wake 2 if you haven’t already. Same studio and a connected universe!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sean Connery in 1964 (on the set of Goldfinger) and Thomas Brodie-Sangster in 2024. Both age 34 in their respective photos.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah you’ll just throw your back out instead

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EA is shutting down BioWare and the next Mass Effect has been canceled⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Good lord everything EA touches turns to shit. Mass Effect is one of my all time favorite series and I credit it with breaking me out of just playing JRPGs. I was really looking forward to the next entry in the series, but the trilogy (there is no Andromeda in Ba Sing Se) will always be in my top games of all time and has enough of a conclusion to leave me satisfied

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As of today, I have stopped using Reddit entirely.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the feminist one was FemaleDatingStrategy. Basically red pill but for women. Terrifying stuff

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As of today, I have stopped using Reddit entirely.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Welcome to the club! Every account I’ve made has been banned for “content violations” with no other explanation. I had a roommate who got banned a while back and I’m thinking they think I’m her? No idea but posting pictures of soap I make doesn’t really seem permaban-worthy 🤷🏻‍♀️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They all look like this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Older buildings are so beautiful but living in them if not maintained is a literal nightmare. My old apartment building was 100+ years old with pipes that banged like crazy against the walls and the waterlines were so badly corroded they shut the hot water off for a week to fix them (which got them a complaint from the health department because they didn’t offer us alternate lodging).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can also ask your mom⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Listen to Your Heart - Roxette

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sacre blu⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not sure this should be on a shitpost sub. If I’m eating that much cheese a day, I’m not doing anything close to shitting for a good few weeks