Would that I had the confidence to leave the house with a crucifix necklace, Oakleys, bib overalls with no shirt, and a "SHOW ME THAT BUTTHOLE" trucker hat.
This guy already voted, did you ?
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Triumph@fedia.io 23 minutes ago
suodrazah@lemmy.ml 21 minutes ago
I’ll take (my mediocre level of) intelligence over confidence any day of the week. That guys life is probably quite dull, and full of anger.
But yes, it would be relaxing oh my.
thinkingofyouihaveananxietydisorder@quokk.au 18 minutes ago
I miss when you couldn’t just assume this guy’s politics.
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Why do people wait for the last day instead of voting early?
Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world 27 minutes ago
Well, for me I’ve been out of town then sick since early voting started. Finally can get out today. Normally though I prefer to skip the lines and vote early. My state also does not allow mail in without reason (which is fucking nonsense but alas).
Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world 27 minutes ago
Well, for me I’ve been out of town then sick since early voting started. Finally can get out today. Normally though I prefer to skip the lines and vote early. My state also does not allow mail in without reason (which is fucking nonsense but alas).
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I’m in an area that isn’t under threat of having my vote invalidated
muffedtrims@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
This. My area has long lines for early voting as there are only 4 polling locations for early voting. If I wait day of, after the before work morning rush, I’m in and out in less than 5 minutes.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 36 minutes ago
sometimes my schedule just doesn’t align, or the early voting locations are a 3 minute bike ride away instead of right at the end of my street
disclaimer: not american
CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 1 hour ago
But what if there’s a last minute announcement and it turns out the democrats are all aliens?
Spoiler: I’d probably still vote Democrat in the unfortunate event that I’m an American and in that situation.
lookitsjustin@lemmy.ca 1 hour ago
Alien democrats are far better than humanoid Republicans.
areakode@riskeratspizza.com 52 minutes ago
Because Missouri hates me. Mail-in ballots are only for excused reasons. I would have voted early, but there wasn’t a location that would be convenient for me. This morning, I was in and out in 5 minutes.
UnpledgedCatnapTipper@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 hour ago
Because the hours for my early voting location are the same hours that I work.
expatriado@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
just your average golden cross wearer
restingOface@quokk.au 1 hour ago
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 1 hour ago
I want that hat.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 42 minutes ago
Here’s a lead, but it’s Amazon and also currently unavailable:
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 42 minutes ago
Oh fuck that’s classy I just wish listed that shit bro.
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I did, but I’ll still show hole. Hope he likes a pressed ham with gravy.
unclejeeves@lemmy.world 23 minutes ago
what a day to be able to read [shudders]
Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
I already voted early in florida, doing my part
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
And….he voted twice.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
He listened to diaper Donnie, then?
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 53 minutes ago
I mean, I get the point being made but, that’s a platform I can get behind though.
Aedaz_@lemmy.zip 13 minutes ago
Can’t vote till I’m off work.