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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ooo.ooo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Aileen Wuornos looking motherfucker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  Fuck, I’m old.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨art rule⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you mean best tattoo of all time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Petition: Ban behavioural data extraction for advertising⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Signature no.242. Doing my part.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fetching bleach after this one⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I…just…ah, fuck you, man!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not today⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Boiled, please.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm missing an entire hour of my life. AMA.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please answer.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel seen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ads are a plague⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Reason 2378 to never buy a Stellantis vehicle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Murica⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Murica⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I get the sentiment, but a raincoat isn’t enough on its own. Sure, if you’ve got a 5 minute commute, you can get there quickly and spend minimal time in the rain.

  A 20 minute commute in the pissing rain and you will be arriving soaked from head to toe. Not ideal for most. Yeh if you can shower at work then great, but then you’ve still got wet clothes you need to dry.

  I’m very lucky that I have a 5 minute ride to work, all downhill, so unless the weather is biblical, I don’t really have an excuse for taking the car.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨P.R.I.D.E⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You volunteering for that job, Sonny Jim?

• What's the difference between a hostage and a prisoner?lemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would do this for just 1.99⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All the laptops I have owned over the last 10 years have a mechanical shutter to cover the camera. None have been Dell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Man Who Met Kit Duncan⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I am all Kit Duncan on this blessed day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a business idea⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  People don’t want photos for the memories, they want them for their socials.

  I don’t see a problem with anon making a profit from his shallow, vapid customers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wobble Wobble⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whoever refuted it, pooted it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoever said it third, dropped the turd.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyway to erase the permanent marker so I can reuse this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like something someone with a little PP would say

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't throw me off the scent⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you live in the UK I’ll send you some. 864f OK?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"It seems likely Elon Musk has lost over half of the UK twitter daily audience by now"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can be substituted for a Rottie, or a couple of Dobermans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon misfires⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you considered your diet, my good man?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon misfires⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And right before the guy who makes authentic models of Austrian villages with his own faeces.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simple spelling rule.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Loan words? Dude, you’re loaning the entire language.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Typhoo Tea teeters on the brink of administration⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And literally no-one card. Typhoo is probably the worst big-brand tea there is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reliable bank account⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude you need a new bank, or credit union, or GameStop.

  An insufficient funds fee!?! Fuck me, America.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prime time⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, it’s better than nothing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Men: What sequence do you fellow to dry your body off after showering or bathing?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  D2, B

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Becoming et al.⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How do you know?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets banned from Walmart⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re