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I’m in my mid forties, I have the beard growing ability of a 13 year old girl. I would fucking love to be able to grow a thick, bushy beard. But alas.

Guess my massive wang makes up for it.

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Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
If it helps, I can’t stop growing a thick bushy beard, but it gets itchy, and the individual hairs are so coarse it’s like steel wool. Rasps the skin off my lips if I’m a day late in trimming.

And now in my early 40s it’s growing out my nose and ears too (and I can see the first signs of those crazy eyebrow beards old men get). Sometimes a loose nose hair gets up between by nose and my throat, and it’s like flossing your sinuses with a cheese wire.

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- Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  I got the best of both worlds. Incredibly thick hair, but just sparse, with cheeks largely uncovered and full beard at neck. I use real razor blades, because they’re the onyl thing that cuts without nicking me, but they still tug like shit because they’re so thick.
  
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Hadriscus@jlai.lu ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
wow. so it’s long enough to pass for a beard

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- Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  The hard part is stapling your scrotum to your chin.
  
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  - _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
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bstix@feddit.dk ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
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rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Let’s trade. I resigned myself to my beard (shaving irritates my skin so much that I stopped bothering), but I never actually wanted it. Though I’m not sure if I’ll like my face beardless after so many years … I got quite a bit older and fatter.

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