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- Comment on GOAT 4 days ago:
The question wasn’t about proof.
It’s more like: If a guy is known for shitting his pants and it smells like shit when he’s around, are you going to require proof of shit in his pants before you deny him sitting in your brand new couch?
- Comment on Cross Platform Sex 4 days ago:
Cross platform is when multitrack drifting arrives at the station.
- Comment on Literally a shitpost. 4 days ago:
- Comment on If AI is so smart, how come it doesn't track the time and date? 5 days ago:
I don’t know about that. One of the things AI is good at is planning travels. I don’t want to waste my own life raking the internet for timetables for flights and sightings at hundreds of pages full of advertising. AI can rather quickly make a decent time table for an extended weekend trip.
I hate AI as much as anyone here and for various reasons, but it’s just a tool. It can be used for things that require scheduling without having to pretend that it understands time or anything at all really.
- Comment on Robbed 6 days ago:
Armpit hair grows slower, thinner and more grey with age. Both genders.
Perhaps we associate bushy armpits with older people because they just don’t care to remove it for longer periods of time
- Comment on Accepting Cookies 1 week ago:
I DECLARE “LEGITIMATE INTEREST” !!
- Comment on Is there an "Avoid Amazon" community for people who want to support smaller online retailers? 1 week ago:
I predict that Amazon would be the no.1 lurker in such a community.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
It works in reverse too. Someone telling you to do something and then you do that and then they start interrupting because they have no idea of how you do it.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Probably in Oslo. They formed an association for gay people in 1948 and arranged parties at sports clubs using a fake name.
In Norwegian:
- Comment on It's actually that simple. 1 week ago:
Following the logic here, it only depends on how much money she offers.
- Comment on They're somehow always baffled that their cakes are melting 1 week ago:
I have a conspiracy theory: Some of the spin offs or reshootings are done in the same tent, but in a studio with green screens behind the windows. This is to ensure the appearance of consistent weather, even when it’s done over more days or with several hours in between.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
No.
- Comment on Fr Fr no cap on God 2 weeks ago:
All engines are electric if you put a male to male connector on the chassis. You can refuel it by putting the wire into the gas tank.
- Comment on DNAddy 2 weeks ago:
Imagine your dead twin using your penis to impregnate your wife with his DNA.
- Comment on Woman of my dreams 2 weeks ago:
Give her a bo’hl’u’waher, and may she’ll “fix” ya alright. Right in the bollocks, ol’ chap.
- Comment on Please the overlords 2 weeks ago:
The trick is to ride away smoothly.
- Comment on How worried should we be about hantavirus right now? 3 weeks ago:
It was a commercial flight with 80 passengers. WHO is searching for them.
Also, another patient from the ship is in a hospital in Switzerland. I have no idea how they got there, but I think it’s safe to say that the ship has not been isolated to begin with.
- Comment on Marketing 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Time to learn Linux audio setup from a Christian missionary 3 weeks ago:
Churches use music. Some of them have pretty advanced setups with dozens of microphones for the choir, speeches and instruments, all of which is mixed down and send to a speaker setup that has to cover weird acoustic rooms and also transmitted by radio to people with hearing aids etc. Organists also use some wild midi setups at home for practicing. A surprisingly big part of free VSTs are made for that specific purpose.
I don’t really like religion or churches, but I have massive respect for their audio guys who sets up the equivalent of a big stadium concert every Sunday using hand downs from the thrift store and free software.
- Comment on Wonder why? 5 weeks ago:
They are eating the cats and dogs and also our lunch of the people who live there.
- Comment on New gf 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on John - it's a trap! 5 weeks ago:
Your capitalization of the word corner sounded funny when I read it.
- Comment on Innovation 5 weeks ago:
Similar to boats Port and starboard, surgeons uses he terms right side and wrong side. /s
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
A pool full of lube?
- Comment on Loin kig 1 month ago:
Nice painting, but it has two Simbas and the fat pig is missing.
- Comment on Boom 1 month ago:
Incontinence.
- Comment on I am about to learn everything. 1 month ago:
I had a programmer giving up on a task today and had to resort to VBA in Excel.
Excel is a shit program and Visual Basic is a shit language, but if you combine them, you can do things that are impossible in any other way.
Someone once said that you can make Excel do anything except coffee. I disagree. It can probably make coffee too.
- Comment on Y'all ever have intrusive thoughts about accidentally dropping stuff in storm drains? (particulary when you have your phone out) And like if that happens, wtf is someone supposed to do? 1 month ago:
I think it’s a variation of the “call of the void”.
Your brain has an instinct to imagine the worst possible situation to keep you safe.
People lose stuff at subways all the time. Contact the staff and they’ll fish it up. Keys in drains can be retrieved with a magnet on a rope. If you lose something in a drain indoors, you can probably open the water trap and take it. Heavy things don’t just flush out easily.
- Comment on The person who mounted a spice rack into the fucking studs so a fridge won't fit there 1 month ago:
Just tilt the fridge backwards before moving it in.
- Comment on please do not the fish 1 month ago:
Victim blaming! Ariel was only 15, she could not legally consent.
