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• wise_pancake@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Corn dogs are cylindrical sandwiches

  Chicken balls are spherical sandwiches.

  Scotch eggs are spherical burgers, which are a subset of sandwiches.

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Corn dogs and chicken balls are calzones.

    Scotch Eggs are salad.

    I didn’t make the cube rule of food classification, I just enforce it blindly and with great fervor.

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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

      CubeRule.com

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    • grue@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How is a Scotch egg a salad?!

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What about arancini?

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• AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s fine and all but what we really need to be talking about is poor bread to filling ratio.

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  • cenzorrll@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, that’s a weak ass sandwich

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  • ZeffSyde@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We would have 12 potential surfaces for condiments. So much more can be done with this construction.

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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• some_designer_dude@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is a poignant illustration of enshittification.

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  • ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I disagree. Look at all that extra real estate for mayo!

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    • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s what you think, until you bite into a mouthful of advertisements.

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  • Windex007@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Poinignant illustration of a flux capacitor

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    • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Help girlfrend is poinignant?

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  • iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What about this is poignant?

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    • meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The sandwich has three poignants.

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• bampop@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Come and talk to me when you’ve made a Möbius sandwich with a single piece of bread.

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  • harsh3466@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s möbin time!!!

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  • AAA@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There is a science or food YouTuber out there who’d be really excited to try this, if only they read your idea.

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    • bampop@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      To do it right you really need a piece of ham cut in a Möbius strip too. I think that might be the hard part

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• haerrii@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  1 side Peanutbutter

  1 side Jam

  1 side Cheese

  The holy three fold PBJC

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    insane that you picked cheese instead of marshmallow fluff

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    • haerrii@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Omg how did I miss that

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  • Hadriscus@jlai.lu ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    which cheese ?

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    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Melted brie

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    • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pimento Pineapple

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• renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  +50% calories

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  • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Probably more than that.

    There’s 50% more bread, but 200% more ham.

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In the photo? Looks like the amount of ham didn’t change, there’s like nothing in there

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• Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  next step, the Hexaflexagon burrito

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  • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is there a way to rewatch the channel? Its gone now :(

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    • Prunebutt@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wikipedia says they’re still on vimeo.

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    • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      it’s it!!!

      I’m sad now :(

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  • Allemaniac@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    what about the decagonical donut??

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    • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      they are great if you’re making lots of donuts and want them to render faster

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• badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Some mathematicians hypothesize that n-dimensional-hyper-sandwiches may be possible, but such constructs remain unproven.

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• steventhedev@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Clearly you didn’t take the axiom of choice. Because otherwise you could have chosen to not make that monstrosity

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A spherical sandwich would just be a 3-ball of air surrounded by a 2-sphere with the following layers: bread (inner), contents (middle), bread (outer). You could also have a 3-sphere sandwich, which is homeomorphic to a calzone.

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  • grue@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ☝️This person topologies.

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Soon we will harness the power of hoagie nantubes and the universe will open up to us like a sophmore on prom night.

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  • Allemaniac@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Gesundheit

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• Noite_Etion@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Isn’t a spherical sandwich just a wrap?

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    wraps are cylindrical

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    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just bend and glue them to make a toroidal sandwich.

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    • Noite_Etion@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      True, unless you stuff it so full it bulges out into a sphere… Somehow

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  • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d say it’s closer to a dumpling

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  • ramenbelly@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The best foods are always shaped liked dicks

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    An Uncrustable filled to the point of being round.

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    • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      well, round in all directions

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• BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Now I want to make a tri wing toasting device.

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• lemmyknow@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What you know about rolling down in th sandwiches

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• floo@retrolemmy.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I support this exploration. The results sound delicious.

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• Zink@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The TIE Defender of the lunch box.

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• Allemaniac@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Are we all just a hive mind? I have done the triforce sandwich on my own accord too lol

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I can see past, present and future as one.

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