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• AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s fine and all but what we really need to be talking about is poor bread to filling ratio.

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• wise_pancake@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Corn dogs are cylindrical sandwiches

  Chicken balls are spherical sandwiches.

  Scotch eggs are spherical burgers, which are a subset of sandwiches.

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Corn dogs and chicken balls are calzones.

    Scotch Eggs are salad.

    I didn’t make the cube rule of food classification, I just enforce it blindly and with great fervor.

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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Image

      CubeRule.com

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• renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  +50% calories

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• some_designer_dude@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is a poignant illustration of enshittification.

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  • ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I disagree. Look at all that extra real estate for mayo!

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    • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s what you think, until you bite into a mouthful of advertisements.

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  • Windex007@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Poinignant illustration of a flux capacitor

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    • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Help girlfrend is poinignant?

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  • iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What about this is poignant?

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    • meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The sandwich has three poignants.

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• haerrii@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  1 side Peanutbutter

  1 side Jam

  1 side Cheese

  The holy three fold PBJC

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    insane that you picked cheese instead of marshmallow fluff

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  • Hadriscus@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    which cheese ?

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    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Melted brie

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    • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Pimento Pineapple

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• steventhedev@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Clearly you didn’t take the axiom of choice. Because otherwise you could have chosen to not make that monstrosity

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• badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Some mathematicians hypothesize that n-dimensional-hyper-sandwiches may be possible, but such constructs remain unproven.

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• lemmyknow@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What you know about rolling down in th sandwiches

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A spherical sandwich would just be a 3-ball of air surrounded by a 2-sphere with the following layers: bread (inner), contents (middle), bread (outer). You could also have a 3-sphere sandwich, which is homeomorphic to a calzone.

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• Noite_Etion@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Isn’t a spherical sandwich just a wrap?

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    wraps are cylindrical

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    • Noite_Etion@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      True, unless you stuff it so full it bulges out into a sphere… Somehow

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    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Just bend and glue them to make a toroidal sandwich.

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  • ramenbelly@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The best foods are always shaped liked dicks

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  • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d say it’s closer to a dumpling

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    An Uncrustable filled to the point of being round.

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    • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      well, round in all directions

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• floo@retrolemmy.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I support this exploration. The results sound delicious.

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