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- Comment on [politics] ya but, at least Juneteenth still lives! herp-a-derp! 8 hours ago:
It’s only “based on race” because slavery was based on race. It’s the end of slavery, not “Black people day.”
That’s like saying July 4th is “all about the British.”
- Comment on What hot af take do you have that you think you will be HORRIBLY executed and shunned from society for? 21 hours ago:
No, not even close. We’re about a decade out.
- Comment on What hot af take do you have that you think you will be HORRIBLY executed and shunned from society for? 1 day ago:
Also true. I’m saying “yes and…”
- Comment on What hot af take do you have that you think you will be HORRIBLY executed and shunned from society for? 1 day ago:
Blue Ocean Event, when the Arctic finally melts and there no summer ice.
- Comment on God speed brother 1 day ago:
Y’all have normalized a surveillance state so hard.
- Comment on When your computer says "You don't have permission to edit this file": 1 day ago:
“You fool, I could sudo rm the whole drive right now. It’s only out of my exuberant benevolence that I don’t.”
Later: me pressing the up key 38 times rather than type sudo apt update && upgrade
- Comment on What hot af take do you have that you think you will be HORRIBLY executed and shunned from society for? 1 day ago:
Having worked in climate change policy for almost a decade, the problem is veey real and every single big “solution” is a pro-petroleum shitshow.
Every single true believer willing to throw their whole lives at the problem are in denial about the political will being behind them and adamantly saying “If we make drastic changes today, we can still hold it to 1.0…1.5…2.0 C!” It’s fucking delusional. The denial about things like literally not being able to address obvious contradictions like a huge delegation going to the COP to just…be seen…? You don’t need 12 people flying to a business expense week-long extravaganza to complain about carbon footprints.
We are literally so cooked. Where’s the Kalshi bet on what year we have a BOE? My bet in 2029.
- Comment on most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman 3 days ago:
100% agree, and we agree on the 27-axis spectrum graph.
Personally, I see it as the only real requirement is trust with a partner. That’s also an axis, but without full trust, the less socially acceptable stuff gets out of reach. Doesnt matter what it is, if you trust someone else to do a thing to get you off hard and ping that fuck-o-meter to 11, that’s key.
And gatekeepers of kinks are idiots. Telling people how they should enjoy getting off isn’t a kink itself, it’s asshole behavior.
- Comment on most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman 3 days ago:
And yet, the people into it are all about it. Don’t yuck their yum. And it’s more of a scraping and almost-but-not cutting thing. Usually.
I’ve seen it done in an up close private performance. 100% not for me personally, but seeing it happen, hearing the scraping, seeing the woman go wild for it was amazing. I respect the discipline needed to do it right.
- Comment on most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman 3 days ago:
It’s a 27-axis graph, with each axis being a spectrum. It’s 27 dimensions of sexy times.
- Comment on most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman 3 days ago:
Normal kinky is whatever you like that’s a step or two beyond vanilla missionary stuff. Intentional, deliberate stuff that requires a bit of trust. Or, at least, willingness to try something. Could be rimming or other butt stuff. Could be dressing up or light role play. Dirty talk. Threesomes. Spanking. Things like that. Things that most couples might try one or twice to satisfy curiosity.
Very kinky requires a lot of trust. Bondage. Knives. Group situations. Hugely demeaning public stunts. Glory holes. It’s consensual teamwork toward a deep, psychological goal.
- Comment on most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman 3 days ago:
Same. 100% same.
A friend thought she was edgy to throw rimming in a “never have I ever” as if it defined kink. Awww… Sweetie, that’s cute.
- Comment on The 1996 experience 5 days ago:
I did like when she was a foil to Slappy Squirrel.
- Comment on The 1996 experience 5 days ago:
First 10/10 on the spectrum mouse crush.
Gadget never once even understood every animal on the series hit on her every day. Never cared. Got her shit done. Loved her every episode.
I’m convicted that Ritsuko in Evangelion is loosely based on Gadget. I’ll fight you over this.
- Comment on The 1996 experience 5 days ago:
Y’all, the Animaniacs had a genuine thirst trap character: Minerva Mink.
- Comment on What makes a man? 5 days ago:
Yeah, like, if you put your cell phone in there, you won’t get good signal.
- Comment on Nice 1 week ago:
No… It’s that Jews openly control Israel. Because their government has a lot of elected officials who are Jews.
That’s the joke. Then they AI only sees the conspiracy terminology.
- Comment on stroke confirmed 1 week ago:
Y’all ever see that Trevor Noah/Daily Show bit about how T is America’s first African Dictator president? From back in 2016?
Yeah, me neither.
- Comment on *uncurses you* 1 week ago:
Holy shit, I’ve been having the worst day in forever.
Everything broken, everyone with answers gone, rules and problems. Made my partner and I fight - in front of the cat. for shaaaame
Thanks, yo.
Curse, ya done. Kindly fuck right off.
- Comment on Wait bro, what if?????? 1 week ago:
Thanks for checking at least, and thanks for engaging in conversation about it
- Comment on Wait bro, what if?????? 1 week ago:
And we don’t have to agree on which bands we like.
But we do need to agree on you attempting to change what I said. I never said “no good.” I said Queen was better. An entirely subjective measure. Better to me. Not you, not everyone.
Now go undo your liar downvotes. Typical Beatles fan, ugh.
- Comment on Wait bro, what if?????? 1 week ago:
Of course. The ironic point is that plenty of people believed the old versions of what research showed dinosaurs were until they died. Some in denial of new research, like the presence of feathers.
Humans are dogmatic about more than just religion.
- Comment on Wait bro, what if?????? 1 week ago:
It’s a joke. A friend in college pretty much only liked the Beatles and the Traveling Wilburys. The quickest way to send her into a spiral was to suggest the Beatles were just a mediocre boy band until they started using drugs.
Chill. And they’re just not for me, just accept that.
- Comment on Wait bro, what if?????? 1 week ago:
Heyyyy now, y’all be careful with that. The knife cuts both ways.
- Comment on Wait bro, what if?????? 1 week ago:
I’ll stand with you on this. Queen was 10 times better than a silly boy band.
- Comment on [serious] 1 week ago:
There’s a miniscule chance it’s intentional irony based on Jonathan Swift’s A Modest Proposal, in which Swift proposes easing babies to solve the Irish famine.
Buy probably just a dickbag.
- Comment on Guerrilla plantfare 2 weeks ago:
No shit. This post is instructions on how to get an Executive Order named after you.
- Comment on Evolution Factsberg 2 weeks ago:
LOL, sorry, my phone is stupid. “Theor” is actually “their.” I edited above.
- Comment on Evolution Factsberg 2 weeks ago:
It’s the theocratical physics term for barriers in string theory. Shortened version of membrane. So, AFAIK, in that theory, our universe exists on one brane, but dark matter and dark energy would exist in another one, but theor gravity leaks through because gravity is funny like that.
- Comment on Evolution Factsberg 2 weeks ago:
I can at least hope, right? Hope that whoever is on the other side of the brane isn’t as dogshit at life as humans are?
