hansolo

@hansolo@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get Ready⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Entirely possible. It’s not a very good index, all things considered.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get Ready⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s also a 1,000% spike at Pizzato’s, but others far below average. Seems like 2 or 3 offices working over the weekend, not everyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Use this science wisely.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Up up down down left right left right B A B A

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HDMI⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a delightful prank I need to pull on someone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The devil made me do it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, 200%

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HDMI⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The hero we need, but don’t deserve.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HDMI⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Especially when ObviousPlant has been doing stiff like this for so long it might round up to a decade by now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The devil made me do it⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Some sort of Satanic chicken should cover you, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨devil shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, ancient people were weird. How many ancient myths involved someone having sex with an animal? By comparison to a donkey or a swan, yeah, this doesn’t look half bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨devil shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Also is not some pointy horn red devil, Lucifer and all the angels, fallen or not, are super hot and attractive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They won the knowledge fight ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, it was one of these types of perfectly round angry little froggy guys. Common rain frog or the common sand frog most likely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They won the knowledge fight ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I one found one of these in my yard. I went to pick it up and move it, and at my first touch, it let out the loudest “Peeeeeeeeeoooooooooooowwwwwwww!” I’ve ever heard. I didn’t stop laughing for a full minute.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Llama⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Weird dog

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mine too!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And I looked, as he opened the sixth seal pizza box, and behold, there was a great earthquake. And the sun became as black as sack cloth, and the moon became as blood.

  And the seas boiled and the skies fell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you not entertained?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m marginally happy that anyone anywhere is in love. Cool beans.

  Beyond that, I’d rather see people I know have happy and healthy lives. FSM knows they deserve it just as much as these two.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Out of 10. Be specific!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It was a couple days ago, some greentext post about some anon’s brother hates cement and cement blocks.

  lemmy.today/post/36312407

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intelligent Design⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe if we eat more cephalopods, our eyes will turn into their good eyes?

  That’s how that works, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨T-Rex Burger⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a disappointed as you are.

  I served that up like a 9 patty burger!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨T-Rex Burger⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it free?

  Sounds like if anything, the shirt is $8 and $21.99 is the burger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨T-Rex Burger⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Kids, the internet tells me that I can get 10 regular Wedny’s cheeseburgers for $27.90

  So it a $2 upcharge for them to use less bad and pay the marketing team.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨T-Rex Burger⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  $30/9 is $3.33 for just 1 cooked patty and cheese. So each of these DIY burgers of yours is maybe $3.50 -$4

  How much is just a single a Wendy’s cheeseburger?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨T-Rex Burger⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you want to be real, each patty is about 1/3" thick after cooking. That’s only 3 inches of meat, a joke that people need to get on immediately.

  There’s probably fancy burgers with onion rings on them that are the same size or larger in your hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨truth⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s probably lying on the ground. Dead. Don’t need to say nothing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mario⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve killed this man 47 million times already.

  Eaten by plants and dragons.

  Burned alive in lava and flames.

  Crushed by rocks.

  Dropped from the clouds.

  Drown. Drown. Electrocuted. Drown.

  Touched ever so gently by a turtle.

  Does he need more?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨truth⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It does when it’s dead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Huh?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t honk to at me until I and the coffee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Out of 10. Be specific!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why TF is Lemmy’s nerodiversity waypoints forks and bricks?

  I mean, that’s half of mine. How did we get here?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You always compliment the group that is your target audience⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So being only subtly disparaging of women…?

  Because this ad copy for sure is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bmw⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s because they’re entitled dickbag drivers. Which is funny because where BMWs are more common, Audi drivers are the entitled dickbags.

  If I see a black Audi, I can guarantee that it will be a dangerously bad driver.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨when ur higher than sagan⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “You are simultaneously healthy and dying of cancer. We just need only observe you when you’re healthy.”