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- Comment on How many times have you wanted to ask a co worker this question 3 days ago:
Co-worker sitting nezt to him: Не, казвам ти за последен път, не знам какво казва другият!
- Comment on it's called speedrunning, my dudes 5 days ago:
Sometimes when you realize how bad the situation actually is, the only way out is through. Sometimes that means through a tube full of frog shit.
- Comment on Expert here. 5 days ago:
“I mean, it’s not like you’re using them anyway? Amiright?”
- Comment on Wikipedia Editors Adopt ‘Speedy Deletion’ Policy for AI Slop Articles | 404 Media 5 days ago:
JHFC
- Comment on Expert here. 5 days ago:
Indigenous People: “Hello? Why hey, strangers, who are-”
Capt. Cook or some shit: “Hey there, you fellas good at working? Like, lots of manual labor?”
Indigenous People: “uhh… Wut?”
Capt Cook: “F it. Take the women, take their food, burn the rest.”
Indigenous People: “Bro, hold up, we got this bug that looks like a sti-”
Capt Cook: “BURN IT ALL. NOW!”
Indigenous People: He’ll never know about that really big F’in stick bug!
- Comment on Seen in a public bathroom. What am I missing? 1 week ago:
A high level of toxic masculinity coupled with a fragile ego.
- Comment on Anon looks into cults 1 week ago:
I agree with the other person that the JC fan club-cum-cult only became a real cult heading to religion after it had the sacrificial death to lean on.
The escape velocity was achieved not from the leader dying, as the martyrdom was the key factor long-term, but more so that it survived the core group of founders by being pliable. It wasn’t the “message” per se, but the decentralized and un-professionalizing of the religion that made it so that anyone could practice it, and for less hassle and cost than existing religions. It reached escape velocity because the barrier to entry for outsiders to practice and become leaders was lower.
- Comment on heaven 1 week ago:
Did you ever pet a dog the wrong direction and make their hair all scrunchified? Also no heaven.
- Comment on paid subscription 1 week ago:
“I’m paying for Premium, but I feel like every day is Freemium.”
- Comment on It's all connected 1 week ago:
Would be better if this was Dick Cheney.
- Comment on Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINERS 1 week ago:
100% this. Look at us all taking about this and not a sign with a couple typos.
- Comment on How it feels using TOR as a Brit rn 🤘 1 week ago:
OBFS4 bridges.
- Comment on How it feels using TOR as a Brit rn 🤘 1 week ago:
Tor is loud and every ISP sees encrypted traffic that screams “I dunno, but it’s tor traffic.”
It’s no free pass when the government is pressuring ISPs to tattle on encrypted traffic.
Be careful y’all. Don’t be calm, but be Fing careful, too.
- Comment on Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp 1 week ago:
But, like 90% corn. Right?
- Comment on Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp 1 week ago:
It’s likely a connected IoT device. Might simply have pinged for an open port due to bad setup and someone was trying to run an attack on it. Or maybe just a corrupted update file. Or a cosmic ray hit the ram or chipset and if just randomly crashed as a result.
Don’t over think a crashed computer. Just ask if anyone has tried turning it off and then on again.
- Comment on Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp 1 week ago:
Yeah, modular systems. Buy 2, buy 20, setup time is roughly the same.
- Comment on bird based storage 1 week ago:
Oh. You just play them the sound and they sing it?
pulls USB drive from backside of a pigeon
- Comment on ill take a double scoop 2 weeks ago:
I lived in West Africa where there was no TP at all. People used pieces of millet stalks to scrape the big bits, then wash anything else away with your left hand and water. It actually does a good job.
TP is objectively weird and inherently the least good job of any way other than doing nothing at all. You just grew up like that and don’t know what the alternatives are and how many of them are much better.
- Comment on Ten extra points for people who have seen the third show. 2 weeks ago:
Something I shout into the sky every day.
- Comment on Ten extra points for people who have seen the third show. 2 weeks ago:
Wait… But big tech literally is watching us.
- Comment on Old Man Guide to Grooming 2 weeks ago:
You reach a certain age and then, one day, BAM. Some crazy thick-ass course hair 2 inches long comes sticking outta your face. 3 days later, it finds a friend. Then another.
You forget about it and. 3 months later you look like you’re dad and his dad, and have no idea how it happened.
- Comment on toasty 2 weeks ago:
Is this how they make lava cake?
- Comment on When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason 2 weeks ago:
The addition of the TSA logo in this meme 🤌
- Comment on Old Man Guide to Grooming 2 weeks ago:
I had someone doing a haircut “take the wow” out of my brows once. I didn’t even realize other people could tell. Been trimming the wild ones ever since.
- Comment on Old Man Guide to Grooming 2 weeks ago:
And nostrils. My life is regret.
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- Comment on Name him. 2 weeks ago:
Squanchy Pete
- Comment on Must be lvl 11 genius 2 weeks ago:
I only see the weird dog.
There’s a hippo?
- Comment on Public transit in Chengdu, China versus Toronto, Canada 3 weeks ago:
lol, as if it’s all magic?
Does the sinkhole caused by slapdash construction feature on the map?
reuters.com/…/subway-under-construction-collapses…
How about the shed where 4 people died during construction?
- Comment on garden faries 3 weeks ago:
Has chocolate and hot peppers. 100% winning.
