hansolo
@hansolo@lemmy.today
- Comment on garden faries 3 hours ago:
Has chocolate and hot peppers. 100% winning.
- Comment on Help prevent teenage agricultural addiction 3 hours ago:
Middle left image is 100% Joyce from Buffy. I could probably from the season 3 or 4 episode with enough time.
Damn girl planted a lot of stakes in vamps.
- Comment on I would also like some drain bamage 13 hours ago:
They’re suggesting the thalamus is basically a brain clit?
Well, the thalamus doesnt connect to the olfactory system. But the documentary Mallrats disagrees with this.
Ugh, maybe I have drain bamage seeing this image.
- Comment on Hello 13 hours ago:
Hi there, welcome!
First things first, we usually like to give newbies a cool nickname. Hmmmm…let’s see, based on this user name…
How do do you like:
Great Gravy Loving Very Xtra Dik-dik?
- Comment on Mmmm suppositories. 1 day ago:
My partner’s been using it for 20 years.
Oh shit…is this how I find out she’s a time traveler?
- Comment on The boy ain't right 1 day ago:
Hehe, like I always say, taste the anguish, not the angst.
- Comment on it's just science 1 week ago:
Both correct.
Also, there are four lights.
- Comment on No homo-bro 1 week ago:
People are getting memes from LinkedIn now?
FFS, it’s like buying a sandwich from OfficeMax. It’s not from there, and shouldn’t be there in the first place.
- Comment on Wet floor 1 week ago:
Breaks rule 3. Report this spam as spam.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Tell your dad that what he sees on Facebook needs to stay on Facebook.
- Comment on Don't let it be you 2 weeks ago:
lol, can’t have fireworks injury statistics if you pass a bill that closes all the hospitals!
- Comment on They are so clueless they don't realize that this just pisses everyone off. Shove your banana 2 weeks ago:
No - A Banana
As in, a top-tier, Grade A fully fresh yellow Banana! You think you’ll get a B Banana? HELL NO. Only A Bananas here, my friend!
- Comment on Having booze in your TV is a must 2 weeks ago:
The console TV in the meme would have needed 2 big ass, grown men to carry it down at most 3 steps, or just level ground floor no more than 75 feet.
- Comment on do you guys have a sence of humor? 2 weeks ago:
The scent of sandalwood and canned fart spray.
- Comment on Christ the Redeemer vs. Christ the Knock Off Brand 2 weeks ago:
Prove to me this isn’t a statue of Jonathan from Queer Eye
- Comment on 413524 Gang, rise up! 2 weeks ago:
Hello my star sibling
- Comment on Sadge 2 weeks ago:
When the misogynistic radiation ionizes oxygen, it smells exactly like Axe body spray. So strange.
- Comment on We are not the same 2 weeks ago:
I love this. I want people to need to hike 30 miles into the hills to ask an LLM for banal advice. And then spend the while hike back wondering about the word salad they got in return.
- Comment on Lemmy devouring the artist 3 weeks ago:
It’s beautiful.
It’s horrible.
It’s all of us, and we are it.
- Comment on I have searched far and wide 3 weeks ago:
Just curious.
- Comment on I have searched far and wide 3 weeks ago:
Why is that, anyway?
- Comment on I have searched far and wide 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, but the other person said the “Harambe Event” so my brain defaulted to Star Wars style use of the Battle of Yavin as the dividing line.
So we could call it Before/After Harambe Event, being the date in May 2016.
- Comment on So I can smoke them if I put shoes on them? 3 weeks ago:
What’s the over/under that this is in Florida, and therefore makes total sense?
- Comment on I have searched far and wide 3 weeks ago:
Should we just change our dates to be B.H. and A.H.?
Today is day 26 of the year 9 A.H.
Can we re-name months while we’re at it?
So today’s date is 26 Dicksout, 9 AH.
Harambe was born on New Year’s Day, 17 BH.
- Comment on Oh to go back... 3 weeks ago:
I literally think about that scene every time I order food online. I keep meaning to order pizza online and re-watch that movie just for that one scene.
- Comment on Twas the only way 4 weeks ago:
Didn’t see that twist coming.
- Comment on Art imitates life 4 weeks ago:
I have to say, the reason I hated the Reddit version was constant garbage posts that were simply just any image at all.
The Lemmy version is much higher quality.
- Comment on I'm talking to the fucking Garfield 4 weeks ago:
I can speak some Boomer. I get this!
- Comment on II Romeo II Juliet 4 weeks ago:
“Oh, I hope this doesn’t awaken something inside of me…”
- Comment on A cuppa Jill 4 weeks ago:
Some southern Slavs call tap water “technical” because it’s technically safe to drink, but definitely has a lot of stuff in it that you don’t want to drink… You complain as you chain smoke.