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- Comment on does anyone feel like searching doesn't give them a answer? 14 hours ago:
Yeah, I have a Searxng and 4get instance and I could add the Google API and have that option as well, but it seems like a minimal amount of effort barely proportional to what Google can go these days.
Maybe I’ll give it a shot.
- Comment on Blexas, Bay-bee! 1 day ago:
If someone would sell a “Cowtheys” jersey like this on Etsy, I would absolutely buy one.
- Comment on does anyone feel like searching doesn't give them a answer? 1 day ago:
It’s gotten terrible over the last 5 years. AI slop is infecting everything and causing so much noise, it’s impossible to find real info anymore.
Best I can suggest is searches across Starpage, DDG, Qwant and Brave. When one fails, try the next one.
- Comment on WHY DIDNT YOU REVIVE ME FUCKHEAD!!! 1 day ago:
Thumbs up, let’s do this.
- Comment on Go ahead. Look it up. You know you want to. 1 day ago:
Ah, sorry, I want fully awake when I was thinking through this. You’re right.
And yeah, we’re not Boomers. They ruined the Earth for fun and to appease their ego.
- Comment on Shoutouts to MASSGRAVE. 1 day ago:
LOL, definitely not every government.
Most developing counties very laughably don’t, and really try hard to make it seem like they’re doing everything so super secure. But then do things like send emails from Yahoo or Gmail with “Classified” at the top. As that magically makes it so.
I’ve been given a presentation about the quality of government economic data, and asked not to take pictures for security reasons, while all the “please pay for a windows license” messages are on screen, qbtorrent on the desktop, and chrome with a quarter of the screen scammy browser add-ons.
- Comment on Go ahead. Look it up. You know you want to. 1 day ago:
Man, I thought I was cultured in the lowest brows of the interwebs. Looks like I’m losing my touch.
- Comment on Go ahead. Look it up. You know you want to. 1 day ago:
TIL there’s a whole generational divide about what people do with jars online.
Millennials: tragic jar up the ass guy
Gen Y?: this thing
Gen Z: Sourdough starter for trad wives
Gen Alpha: probably also this thing.
- Comment on Go ahead. Look it up. You know you want to. 1 day ago:
It was my pleasure
- Comment on Go ahead. Look it up. You know you want to. 1 day ago:
Hey, thanks. I appreciate you looking into this, because I had no idea about that video.
That guy was also such an idiot. FFS, get a jar, jizz in it once, then stick it in the freezer. Every time you bust one, do it right into that freezer jar. Fill it up one freezer splooge at a time. Always freshly frozen like spring peas.
Then, on the appointed hour, thaw the jar in the fridge over a day, like a Thanksgiving turkey of shame. And pour it all in and top of the plastic thing made in a factory that represents your unfulfilled essential need to connect to humans. Then bust your last live round on top, and call the job done. Feel accomplishment. Put that jizz jar art project in the fridge to enjoy for however long one’s fleeting mental health episode lasts.
So frustrating. It’s like people have to reinvent the kink wheel every time.
- Comment on Go ahead. Look it up. You know you want to. 1 day ago:
I thought that’s what this whole post was about, and I just didn’t understand the MLP connection.
Are all photos of jars on the internet not always a direct reference to that video?
If not, what are we even doing here?
- Comment on baking 2 days ago:
There you go.
- Comment on baking 2 days ago:
Might have also been a factor of humidity and the sugar just sitting in the pantry in a paper bag or box.
You could make the usual recipe with 75% of the sugar, and then also add a couple Tb of sugar you let turn hard and crunchy at the chips stage.
- Comment on You are an adult and can do what you want! 3 days ago:
I think this would be spooky internet theory.
It’s not bots, turns out it was just skeletons all along.
- Comment on Important Video #3 3 days ago:
Please set a reminder to post this when the video turns 20 next year.
Fulfill the prophecy.
- Comment on You are an adult and can do what you want! 3 days ago:
Hey guys! I found the bot! Only a bot would ask-
Or… Wait, are you a skeleton?
- Comment on You are an adult and can do what you want! 3 days ago:
Hey! Don’t tell my skeleton it can just leave! I’m going to end up a pile of fleshy blorb on the floor, and it’s going to be all your fault.
- Comment on We're Renaming It All, Folks 3 days ago:
I guess they didn’t like the sound of “Labama”?
- Comment on Found this in a workplace toilet today 3 days ago:
I life that this is clearly ChatGPT, too.
Can you imagine writing that prompt? On a work computer?
- Comment on Choose wisely 3 days ago:
The mostest tastiest.
- Comment on Good morning, and a special shoutout to all the men with huge, untamed bushes. Have an amazing day!🫶 4 days ago:
Awww, that guy was my first blocked account.
- Comment on The transformation as time past 4 days ago:
Well yeah. It’s not TV.
- Comment on Life always finds a way 4 days ago:
This is my favorite thing I’ve seen online all day.
- Comment on Kids These Days 5 days ago:
Same with my dad. He needs therapy, but instead spends 18 hours a day watching westerns. Occasionally baseball, but there’s not a single second of cowboy-themed media he hasn’t seen at least 50 times.
It’s genuinely incomprehensible to me.
- Comment on Gonna plaster this flier around town. What funny bullshit should I put in the QR code for the RSVP? 5 days ago:
OP, for real, either you need contact info or to tell people to be at a place and time.
People will react and respond. I did something similar once with a flier copy of the original “Time travelers wanted, safety not guaranteed” ad and a hotmail address. I got a lot of responses, only two of which were depressing.
Might be time to cruise through Goodwill and get a cheap trench coat.
- Comment on 5 days ago:
What do you mean “playing” a potion using subclass?
I use potions all the time.
- Comment on 5 days ago:
Oh, it’ll last about 7.
- Comment on 5 days ago:
Goddess Hecate has entered the chat
- Comment on 5 days ago:
That’s true, I saw it once in an episode of the Ghostbusters cartoon.
- Comment on Rural Cambodia was starting to feel way too claustrophobic, so I headed to the Big Apple for a bit 5 days ago:
Are you sure it’s wise to go from rural straight to Manhattan?
Maybe ease into it? Start in Cleveland first, then work to way up to Brooklyn after a couple days.