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- Comment on Actual unedited screenshot from a game developed and published by Nintendo 46 minutes ago:
This game is 100% solid gold. If you haven’t played it, your life is incomplete and sad.
- Comment on Fight! Fight! Fight! 1 hour ago:
What’s fun is this is actually like a Broligarchy plan to get rid of political parties.
First they, “The Grays” help The Reds get rid of The Blues. Then they get rid of the Reds. Yarvin and Theil are all about it.
- Comment on 4 hours ago:
Cock socks?
RHCP has entered the chat.
- Comment on Despair.jpeg 15 hours ago:
We they love it.
- Comment on SBA #258 Rizz 1 day ago:
Please, where is chebapi?
- Comment on Maybe too much? 1 day ago:
What’s Locktober? I thought this was Boobtober?
- Comment on Pain 2 days ago:
*You’re. Also, sounds like a 14 year old wrote this.
- Comment on He Has Arrived 2 days ago:
No one does. It just says "now. "
What now? Now now? Or just now? Did I miss it? It’s been a few seconds.
Ugh, oh Christ.
- Comment on Hard Out There For A Woman 2 days ago:
It could be a group project.
I also had a toxic partner and amazing sex stint. We called ourselves Sid and Nancy as a joke, but also because it was definitely heading towards both of us in a filthy hotel room (again), drunk and high (again), and someone accidentally dies (first time!). We both nicknamed each other the fucking safe word for society, and still missed the signs.
She went on to write a bunch of songs about it. I married a sort-of friend of the ex who is non-toxic, but also amazing with the sex. And who every time she sees a certain type of woman with trashy makeup on, says “oh, she looks like (name of ex)” as a rib to me.
Yeah. Good times.
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 2 days ago:
Works both ways, too. 52 weeks - 40 weeks is 12 weeks. Which is about 3 months, plus 1 day since 52*7=364. So close, even without the rounding. I imagine that since the 9 months take up a greater proportion of the slight rounding, where 280 days is 9.333 30-day months, then the remaining 12 weeks would be slightly under, at 2.667 30-day months.
I think then we can also just reason that 9 months is a colloquialism that’s close enough on average to have remained worth using. Especially when a date of conception often isn’t really known. Babies don’t have some turkey timer that pops up exactly at 40 weeks. Plenty of kids are born “early” or “late” based on a guess of a date most times.
- Comment on Sounds Pretty Cool Honestly 3 days ago:
Hey! My treasurer sold me that tape for $3.50!
- Comment on Recession indicator, what do you call this dish? 3 days ago:
Hey, you selling loose dawgs over there? Or where you gettin’ 'em from 1 at a time?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Meanwhile, neurodivergent people who find the shoe tread texture on the bottom the best part of the whole thing, what? Can’t bestow pleasure on others? You deny us the opportunity to enjoy giving delightful, sensual pleasure, to someone with a four inch long veiny member? That’s charity work, fella. And you’d be lucky to have your girthless 4 inches on the receiving end.
What you meant to say is that only Windows Copilot users report memes. They’re beyond redemption, feeding a highly organized evil in our world.
- Comment on This is what they took from us. 4 days ago:
It was like someone in Redmond was trying to make the most condescending desktop environment possible. “I want it to shove Saturday Evening Post in between the user and Windows 3.1.”
Bob is what Satan uses.
- Comment on Took me so long to make this 4 days ago:
Gemini told me I love this.
- Comment on Why are you wearing his tee-shirt 4 days ago:
I’m sure that’s also considered some sort of appropriation, which is a word used when someone wishes you would jump into a volcano so they don’t have to think about how isolationist a true non-appropiated world would be. The solution is villages of ethnic hegemony where no one travels. We have that, it’s called being a redneck.
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 5 days ago:
JonesJohnsonSmith
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 5 days ago:
Then why do we say a pregnancy lasts 9 months?
I’m really asking. You’re right, it’s closer to 10.
- Comment on The right kind of vibe 6 days ago:
My aunt and uncle walked down the aisle to that. 100% solid walk on song. I pitched the same, didn’t go over well. Still got married, but it was touch and go.
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 6 days ago:
There a few people here who listed the record-holding 13 week #1 run of Boyz 2 Men in 1992.
A quarter of a year in which to guess.
Maybe it’s not as easy as you expect.
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 6 days ago:
Love that song
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 6 days ago:
Ugh… I believe it…
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 6 days ago:
I made this hill of shit. And, if need be, I shall die here.
Fair thee well, stranger!
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 6 days ago:
Lucky.
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 6 days ago:
It never was a real tweet. All fake, top to bottom.
But I couldn’t figure out how to get people to think this was already a shitpost kind of thing without that. Just a screenshot of text? Boring.
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 6 days ago:
That’s a lot of words to say you failed the 10 second ask, and that you can’t accept that this is a pointless shitpost.
Do your own 40 week and 9 month count, and I ask, are they the same song? Because mine is. That song was a #1 for 5 weeks. It covers both options, and that might well happen for most people.
It’s just a fun diversion.
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 6 days ago:
Oooh, a Titanic Baby!
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 6 days ago:
Frank Burns? From MASH?
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 6 days ago:
No, that’s why this is an imperfect measure of a song that might have spent weeks at #1.
I’ve already explained this like 5 times. Doesn’t anyone read comments?
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 1 week ago:
Yeah, but it’s a banger… sorta. Like as a ringtone, maybe.