hansolo
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- Comment on Have a good day <3 13 hours ago:
Italians: Macaroni? Never meet the guy.
French: Non, c’est pas nous. And, ah, stop suggesting it iz oos.
English: Mate, cheddar ‘n’ butter mixed into pasta’s onna da finest fings we ever doone. This is our proudest moment :''3
- Comment on Have a good day <3 13 hours ago:
No, the part about Thomas Jefferson is accurate, but his chef thought it was a take on French cuisine. Turns out it’s descended from English casseroles.
- Comment on I'm completely serious 13 hours ago:
I’m wearing sweat pants, I can shuffle slowly to save him. But only if I get invited to the White House for a cheeseburger after I kill 9,000 ninjas.
- Comment on Infinity vape gauntlet 2 days ago:
But this was a solid plan! How did anyone get in trouble for this?
- Comment on A sudden epiphany. 5 days ago:
Oh God.
But they were all dipshits.
You know, this actually explains a lot. Like how I never realized this before.
- Comment on Share this with 5 people or it gets ya 6 days ago:
- Comment on Share this with 5 people or it gets ya 6 days ago:
The Subaru Brat! I love this car, and have always wanted one.
Once has a Nissan Champ, which is basically the janky version of the Brat.
- Comment on 13,492% sudden interest increase in local Alabama news station 1 week ago:
I would plan my day around Goth Local News.
“Airshow comes to the local airport this weekend”
Goth Local News: “But how do stupid airplanes compare to the power of Satan? Our EvilEye Team 6 has the story…”
- Comment on Lemmyshitpost lately 1 week ago:
I, for one, welcome our new busty overlords.
- Comment on Bean virus 1 week ago:
The antibeanotics never seem to clear it up.
- Comment on The wonders of machine translation 1 week ago:
Expected shit in this shitpost, but got sausage.
- Comment on Cold War science was somethin' else. 2 weeks ago:
Only for hand jobs.
- Comment on In the Green Zone 2 weeks ago:
Not weird, that’s the point. It’s the inverse of the “crypto? $300 concert tickets? You hit your head pretty hard…” Meme that was around.
- Comment on In the Green Zone 2 weeks ago:
That’s what I almost titled this post.
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- Comment on To yoink is to be human. You weren't using that part of your soul anyways 3 weeks ago:
To yoink is human, to yeet is divine.
- Comment on funny prakn 3 weeks ago:
I’m upvoting the absurdity of this being posted here.
- Comment on It do be like that sometimes 3 weeks ago:
Are you my niece that’s about to drop out of college because her religious BF wants to fuck and will 1million% get her pregnant?
- Comment on Expecto patronum my ass! 3 weeks ago:
Right, so no shotguns? Easy. Sniper rifles, no problem.
- Comment on Join the pledge 4 weeks ago:
Raise a pint!
- Comment on Rage for the machine? 4 weeks ago:
For those who died, just comply!
- Comment on thank you Boris 4 weeks ago:
Is this a “shitpost”? Or a “shit’s going down” post?
- Comment on Curb feelers 4 weeks ago:
My immediate assumption was something about copping a feel.
Maybe by holding your arma down straight, hands flat out at a 90 degree angle, and when you touch someone’s ass, you make a “gggggrrrrrrrraaaaaaawwwwww” sound.
- Comment on Curb feelers 4 weeks ago:
Yes, that’s their name…
Are the youths using the term for something else now? (please don’t be gross…)
- Comment on Programming socks? 4 weeks ago:
Drink that trough of vodka
- Comment on ESL homework 4 weeks ago:
Боб победит!
- Comment on When did it become normalized to start passing credit card processing fees to the customer? 5 weeks ago:
Apparently it depends on the state, or at least it used to. A friend that ran a small supermarket told me that some states don’t allow the fee to get passed along, some did. He ended up just doing the 3% discount for cash route on large purchases.
- Comment on Questionning consciousness 5 weeks ago:
Maybe your electric meat misbehaves. Mine is calibrated perfectly to 27.3
- Comment on Is it a good idea to use an Android phone as an external SSD for backing up my home folder? 5 weeks ago:
at the moment
Get the proper tools to do the job right. There’s no gun to your head making you distrohop, so this isn’t an emergency. Just wait to get a real SSD first.
- Comment on Is ironing clothes significantly less common now? 5 weeks ago:
When I worked in a real IRL office, I ironed stuff all the time. Now, rarely.
