hansolo
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- Comment on Lemmy devouring the artist 2 days ago:
It’s beautiful.
It’s horrible.
It’s all of us, and we are it.
- Comment on I have searched far and wide 3 days ago:
Just curious.
- Comment on I have searched far and wide 4 days ago:
Why is that, anyway?
- Comment on I have searched far and wide 5 days ago:
Yeah, but the other person said the “Harambe Event” so my brain defaulted to Star Wars style use of the Battle of Yavin as the dividing line.
So we could call it Before/After Harambe Event, being the date in May 2016.
- Comment on So I can smoke them if I put shoes on them? 6 days ago:
What’s the over/under that this is in Florida, and therefore makes total sense?
- Comment on I have searched far and wide 6 days ago:
Should we just change our dates to be B.H. and A.H.?
Today is day 26 of the year 9 A.H.
Can we re-name months while we’re at it?
So today’s date is 26 Dicksout, 9 AH.
Harambe was born on New Year’s Day, 17 BH.
- Comment on Oh to go back... 6 days ago:
I literally think about that scene every time I order food online. I keep meaning to order pizza online and re-watch that movie just for that one scene.
- Comment on Twas the only way 1 week ago:
Didn’t see that twist coming.
- Comment on Art imitates life 1 week ago:
I have to say, the reason I hated the Reddit version was constant garbage posts that were simply just any image at all.
The Lemmy version is much higher quality.
- Comment on I'm talking to the fucking Garfield 1 week ago:
I can speak some Boomer. I get this!
- Comment on II Romeo II Juliet 1 week ago:
“Oh, I hope this doesn’t awaken something inside of me…”
- Comment on A cuppa Jill 1 week ago:
Some southern Slavs call tap water “technical” because it’s technically safe to drink, but definitely has a lot of stuff in it that you don’t want to drink… You complain as you chain smoke.
- Comment on Where do I find my people 1 week ago:
Or Latvia?
- Comment on This is not Disney advertising 1 week ago:
Greatest romance of all time.
- Comment on I'm gonna mute this one 1 week ago:
Lol, I have two degrees in studying this, and I’m old enough to have seen the full cycle play out a few times for both sides. I’m not trolling, I’m jaded AF. And I’m taking about what either party does as a party line. Orange Bully is obviously different, but it’s an individual thing, nothing the party itself has accomplished or done.
Look, if the difference was so vast, ask yourself why Schumer and all the other 70+ year old Dems seem hellbent on laying low and doing nothing to maintain their own power? Maybe get a couple seats in 2026? That’s not resistance. That’s capitulation. Not even strategic capitulation, simply consent and wishes for crumbs. The same thing the alt-right does because TACO boy always chickens out when it comes to a “crossing the Rubicon” style move.
Political parties only exist to enrich and entrench politicians in the party. They are unions for politicians, with no benefits passed to the voters unless it first benefits the politicians. Open your eyes. If you think either party is so noble and steadfast and true, ask yourself where, in a time of need, they are.
- Comment on I'm gonna mute this one 1 week ago:
The more accurate form of the comment to which you’re reacting would be:
Can I have a free beer?
Conservatives: No
Liberals: Points to novelty sign on wall Free Beer Tomorrow winks “so you want a beer today? That’ll be $8.99”
The results aren’t exactly the same, but the gulf is not meaningful is the problem. Realistically, most people don’t actually like either party, they just dislike the other party more. If one day we had a 7 random parties just appear and Rs and Ds vanish, for a solid 20 years, political discourse would be verdant and nuanced in a way rarely seen in the US.
- Comment on PROGRESS 1 week ago:
An Uncrustable filled to the point of being round.
- Comment on wisely 1 week ago:
Hard agree. Blood Magic is just mystical credit card debt. You have to pay a some point.
- Comment on Pspsps 1 week ago:
FWIW, the “meh-haow” call at them actually does work.
- Comment on Dear Kevin 1 week ago:
“Domain, Kingdom, Phy- oh no! Kevin is right there! OK, I should ask before I forget.”
- Comment on Suggestion 1 week ago:
Counter-suggestion, lolcubez. Because they’re square.
- Comment on Reappraisal of the Geologic Time Scale: Evidence for a 6,001-year-old Earth 1 week ago:
Ooooohhhh… That’s a thing? Let me guess, I have to pay to publish my ChatGPT-authored “research” proving that cats are actually aliens?
- Comment on Reappraisal of the Geologic Time Scale: Evidence for a 6,001-year-old Earth 1 week ago:
Is there money in writing crap “research” papers like this?
I would be fine doing this under a pseudonym. But I know UFO researchers really have to hustle a ton. So maybe not?
- Comment on Mind virus 2 weeks ago:
Don’t insult this cat!
- Comment on Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls... 2 weeks ago:
There’s a good chance another seagull ate the body before it was even cold.
- Comment on Deez peets 2 weeks ago:
Yes! I spent 20 months looking for a variation on this exact image! Thank you!
- Comment on Deez peets 2 weeks ago:
When they’re born, they’re called foal slippers.
horseyhooves.com/foal-slippers/
But just in general, horse hooves are amazing and so weird. It’s literally if your middle finger was half your leg, and the nail was a huge wraparound thing. Then plus you grew extra keratin on your fingertip like a mega callus from birth. Because why not?
- Comment on Press F to pay respects 2 weeks ago:
I’ve nodded some small but active enough to need real coverage subs on reddit. It’s a real job. People are too weird to self-moderate.
- Comment on Press F to pay respects 2 weeks ago:
It was my first Lemmy love.
- Comment on It's Wednesday, my droogs 2 weeks ago:
Han Solo - I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur.
Wood frog - There’s everything to see. The forest is beautiful and rich and vibrant, bursting with life. I love it.
Han Solo - You’re gonna die here you know.
Wood frog - Han, WTF? I thought we were having a moment.