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Develop agriculture and domesticate animals and become the first species in 3.7 billion years to finally beat the constant struggle for food and basically defeat hunger as a society and nobody says shit.
Draw one picture of a stick figure fucking a giant sloth on a cave wall and you will be known as the slothfuckers for all of history.
Cause settling down led to capitalism. I’m still pissed at those fools.
What culture are we going to be for the aliens who discover our remains ten thousand years from now?
“This is Trash Planet, former home of the Trash Aliens. They seemed to really, really love making trash.”
It was a ritual fetish act.
Would aliens in 10000 years even be able to tell the difference between trash and … well, not trash? They’d probably just think that we were really into plastic. Which isn’t wrong.
How dare they. This is Planet Dirt, not Planet Trash!
We’re leaving a soil layer with radioactive isotopes, microplastics and concrete rubble. You’ll probably also find lots of signs of all the earthmoving we’re doing
The plastic Miku culture.
Maybe they spot the machines and artifacts left on Mars and the moon and go with robotics or metal poly compounds. If it’s just Earth maybe plastic or concrete.
Hentai porn
If we’re lucky…
The vitriolic nuclear primates
I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was.
Make sure to visit rotatingsandwiches.com
Thanks… now I’m hungry.
Comb ceramic culture and rope ceramic ware culture were the big ones in my area in fact
The modern version is gonna be:
Us: We achieved interplanetary travel and transitioned to renewable energy.
People from the future: slop people haha. Look they are talking to the clanker like its human ahahaha. Oh my god look they are letting it raise their child.
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
“We’re a network of ethnic groups, kingdoms, confederacies, and warrior clans. We transcend even being ‘a’ culture. We are a legion of diverse groups. Our people arroved when this land was emoty, and have dominated it - half a continent - comfortably, for 15,000 generations.”
“So, uh… What’s that big thing over there?”
“Well, we found that creating massive, highly engineered earthworks helps us with both agricultural and security tasks.”
“So, just mounds of dirt?”
“Mou- What? No, these require years of planning, and -”
“Mounds! Mounds! You’re all Mound People! Mound People! Mound People!”
“Ugh…”
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Tale of as time with exonyms. Ex: Anasazi vs Ancestral Puebloans. In the early 1900s when archaeologists started getting interested in Ancestral Puebloan sites, they misapplied the Navajo name for them, which basically means ‘ancestors of our enemies.’ Obviously not what most people want to be referred to as!