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Sorry buddy, you just ain't it anymore.

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Comb ceramic culture and rope ceramic ware culture were the big ones in my area in fact

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “We’re a network of ethnic groups, kingdoms, confederacies, and warrior clans. We transcend even being ‘a’ culture. We are a legion of diverse groups. Our people arroved when this land was emoty, and have dominated it - half a continent - comfortably, for 15,000 generations.”

    “So, uh… What’s that big thing over there?”

    “Well, we found that creating massive, highly engineered earthworks helps us with both agricultural and security tasks.”

    “So, just mounds of dirt?”

    “Mou- What? No, these require years of planning, and -”

    “Mounds! Mounds! You’re all Mound People! Mound People! Mound People!”

    “Ugh…”

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    • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Tale of as time with exonyms. Ex: Anasazi vs Ancestral Puebloans. In the early 1900s when archaeologists started getting interested in Ancestral Puebloan sites, they misapplied the Navajo name for them, which basically means ‘ancestors of our enemies.’ Obviously not what most people want to be referred to as!

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  • antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    What culture are we going to be for the aliens who discover our remains ten thousand years from now?

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    • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨31⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      “This is Trash Planet, former home of the Trash Aliens. They seemed to really, really love making trash.”

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      • horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨54⁩ ⁨seconds⁩ ago

        It was a ritual fetish act.

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    • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      We’re leaving a soil layer with radioactive isotopes, microplastics and concrete rubble. You’ll probably also find lots of signs of all the earthmoving we’re doing

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    • whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Maybe they spot the machines and artifacts left on Mars and the moon and go with robotics or metal poly compounds. If it’s just Earth maybe plastic or concrete.

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Hentai porn

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  • homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was.

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