SpaceNoodle
@SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
- Comment on currently busy 😅 3 days ago:
I’ve used a very wide array of urban bathrooms over the past several decades. People are not smart. People can and will keep trying to open a locked door and need reassurance that someone else is in there already shitting. Silence does not accomplish this; “come back with a warrant,” which I also saw, is going to be my new go-to as well, replacing the tired old “occupied” - which, while it got the job done, I now feel was too dry.
- Comment on currently busy 😅 3 days ago:
People are not smart.
- Comment on Feels Like 2016 Was When It Started 3 days ago:
Yup, the fabric of reality began to unravel when Bowie passed.
- Comment on Man stabbed during Pokémon card meet-up in Melbourne carpark 4 days ago:
Before humans, you mean?
- Comment on Evil Bisexuals 5 days ago:
They don’t know what a woman is.
- Comment on Annie please!? 1 week ago:
Yet another reason to just leave the bathroom door open
- Comment on Yes, I use Debian stable. How'd you know? 1 week ago:
I feel personally attacked
- Comment on This drip coffee is now $5 dollars, up from $2.50 3 years ago 1 week ago:
How much is five dollars dollars in USD?
- Comment on This One's For The Introverts 1 week ago:
I can’t imagine paying restaurant prices for something I can make at home, probably better
But yes hello I am here for my raw fish appointment
- Comment on aurafarming 1 week ago:
Motherfucker needs to hydrate
- Comment on This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits 1 week ago:
What the fuck is wrong with people?
- Comment on Anon is a ghost buster 1 week ago:
Bustin’ makes him feel good
- Comment on Success is SIMPLE 1 week ago:
Your parent is are rich?
- Comment on "feminine" 2 weeks ago:
That was my place in Florida. I think I even had the audacity to bring a girl there. IIRC we ended up back at her place.
- Comment on You have to pay for those Mr.Flock 2 weeks ago:
But how will it maintain dynamic calibration, get new updates, and monetize children’s buttholes?
- Comment on You have to pay for those Mr.Flock 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Might put you out to stud if you're a fast runner for a while, though 2 weeks ago:
So?
- Comment on Might put you out to stud if you're a fast runner for a while, though 2 weeks ago:
Huh?
- Comment on No kink shaming 2 weeks ago:
Son?
- Comment on Might put you out to stud if you're a fast runner for a while, though 2 weeks ago:
Hey now, some of them earned their own way.
- Comment on Might put you out to stud if you're a fast runner for a while, though 2 weeks ago:
No, you got it
- Comment on No kink shaming 2 weeks ago:
The sex workers don’t talk to you like that?
- Comment on No kink shaming 2 weeks ago:
You’re just digging yourself deeper, sport.
- Comment on No kink shaming 2 weeks ago:
You misspelled “uncured.”
- Comment on No kink shaming 2 weeks ago:
Only if you grind up the uncooked pastrami, form a patty, and and put it on a bun - but then it’s no longer a Reuben.
- Comment on No kink shaming 2 weeks ago:
This explains your bizarre and warped total misunderstanding of sandwiches. Fucking disgusting.
- Comment on No kink shaming 2 weeks ago:
I bet you order Reubens with mustard.
- Comment on No kink shaming 2 weeks ago:
Look, buddy, sandwiches are serious business. I’m not saying you gotta eat a chicken burger, and I’m definitely not saying that a hunk of grilled chicken breast on toast is a burger, but the fact of the matter is that a hamburger sandwich consists of a cooked ground meat patty on a bun, and you’re just gonna have to come to terms with that.
- Comment on No kink shaming 2 weeks ago:
Yes, and a cooked ground meat patty on a bun is the minimum requirement for a burger.
- Comment on No kink shaming 2 weeks ago:
Yes, because all burgers are sandwiches.