SpaceNoodle
@SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
- Comment on Stare of the void ... 2 weeks ago:
So what’s this new image macro format that I’ve been seeing around all day?
- Comment on My bank is starting to discontinue web-based online banking in favor of an app. 2 weeks ago:
The irony is that the app will just be a wrapper for a webview, with extra data harvesting.
- Comment on Are we at a point in human history where we can get robotic limbs and other things to better our day to day lives? Like a robotic arm where I can pick up 100lbs with one arm and so forth? 2 weeks ago:
I get a robot a back and I get to kill? Where do I sign?
- Comment on buffalo buffalo shitpost in the wild 2 weeks ago:
No way, that shit’s good as gold for fertilizer
- Comment on I slander Java too lmao. I'm sure Java devs have the last laugh when their paychecks come in, tho 2 weeks ago:
All of our chip vendor’s code is in C, and it’s fully certified, so the entire hardware integrity stack is C. Less flaky and far leaner than the C++ applications in the HLOS.
- Comment on I slander Java too lmao. I'm sure Java devs have the last laugh when their paychecks come in, tho 2 weeks ago:
I’m making more money slinging C++, C, and Assembly than I was with Java.
- Comment on Happy labor day to real workers 2 weeks ago:
Ya will what?
- Comment on currently busy 😅 3 weeks ago:
I’ve used a very wide array of urban bathrooms over the past several decades. People are not smart. People can and will keep trying to open a locked door and need reassurance that someone else is in there already shitting. Silence does not accomplish this; “come back with a warrant,” which I also saw, is going to be my new go-to as well, replacing the tired old “occupied” - which, while it got the job done, I now feel was too dry.
- Comment on currently busy 😅 3 weeks ago:
People are not smart.
- Comment on Feels Like 2016 Was When It Started 3 weeks ago:
Yup, the fabric of reality began to unravel when Bowie passed.
- Comment on Man stabbed during Pokémon card meet-up in Melbourne carpark 3 weeks ago:
Before humans, you mean?
- Comment on Evil Bisexuals 3 weeks ago:
They don’t know what a woman is.
- Comment on Annie please!? 4 weeks ago:
Yet another reason to just leave the bathroom door open
- Comment on Yes, I use Debian stable. How'd you know? 4 weeks ago:
I feel personally attacked
- Comment on This drip coffee is now $5 dollars, up from $2.50 3 years ago 4 weeks ago:
How much is five dollars dollars in USD?
- Comment on This One's For The Introverts 4 weeks ago:
I can’t imagine paying restaurant prices for something I can make at home, probably better
But yes hello I am here for my raw fish appointment
- Comment on aurafarming 4 weeks ago:
Motherfucker needs to hydrate
- Comment on This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits 4 weeks ago:
What the fuck is wrong with people?
- Comment on Anon is a ghost buster 4 weeks ago:
Bustin’ makes him feel good
- Comment on Success is SIMPLE 4 weeks ago:
Your parent is are rich?
- Comment on "feminine" 5 weeks ago:
That was my place in Florida. I think I even had the audacity to bring a girl there. IIRC we ended up back at her place.
- Comment on You have to pay for those Mr.Flock 5 weeks ago:
But how will it maintain dynamic calibration, get new updates, and monetize children’s buttholes?
- Comment on You have to pay for those Mr.Flock 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Might put you out to stud if you're a fast runner for a while, though 5 weeks ago:
So?
- Comment on Might put you out to stud if you're a fast runner for a while, though 5 weeks ago:
Huh?
- Comment on No kink shaming 5 weeks ago:
Son?
- Comment on Might put you out to stud if you're a fast runner for a while, though 5 weeks ago:
Hey now, some of them earned their own way.
- Comment on Might put you out to stud if you're a fast runner for a while, though 5 weeks ago:
No, you got it
- Comment on No kink shaming 5 weeks ago:
The sex workers don’t talk to you like that?
- Comment on No kink shaming 5 weeks ago:
You’re just digging yourself deeper, sport.