SpaceNoodle
@SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
- Comment on There's always that one person. 7 hours ago:
Driller a real killer!
- Comment on Ridiculous 2 days ago:
It’s a schooner!
- Comment on Never buying milk from Walmart again 2 days ago:
Your mistake was not expecting to need to replace all of the appliances.
- Comment on Dear neighbor... 3 days ago:
You misspelled three minutes
- Comment on Why do seemingly all politicians (and no one else) do that hand gesture when they talk, the one where it looks like they're holding an invisible fishing rod? 3 days ago:
They just sniff the finger
- Comment on You're so predictable 5 days ago:
I think it probably has fewer.
- Comment on Ok, boomer 5 days ago:
Here’s a hint.
- Comment on Ok, boomer 5 days ago:
What do you think “boomer” means, kid?
- Comment on Fictional 6 days ago:
To be fair, literally everyone rounds pi, since it’s transcendental.
- Comment on Restroom Location 6 days ago:
I was watching people undress and relieve themselves on the sidewalk in August over on State Street.
- Comment on Fictional 6 days ago:
But not arbitrarily.
- Comment on Fictional 6 days ago:
Years measure time, not distance
- Comment on Fictional 6 days ago:
That’s pretty damn arbitrary on a universal scale
- Comment on Don't fix the problem just change the parameters 6 days ago:
The easy they taught us cursive was the complete opposite of the intent of cursive. Rigidly proscribed characters with marks only for form, ignoring all function. It was agonizingly tedious and physically painful writing all of those nonsensical scrawls. I immediately switched back to my own chicken scratch after grade school because it was not only orders of magnitude faster, but at least didn’t make my hand painfully seize up into a claw.
Decades later, as my handwriting evolved, a number of my own script letters began to resemble those wretched cursive runes, because I had apparently blindly stumbled upon the actual correct method for writing to flow from nib to parchment, as opposed to whatever those torturous rituals scarred me with as a child.
- Comment on Restroom Location 6 days ago:
I’ve spent vastly more time in SF than Columbus, yet I’ve seen more homeless ass and street shit in the latter.
- Comment on Restroom Location 6 days ago:
Clearly you’ve never been to Columbus, Ohio
- Comment on It's good to have goals. 6 days ago:
Why? You can put stuff in a microwave at home.
- Comment on The Pennsylvania Ave. Ikea 1 week ago:
Can I use HSA funds to build my ball pit?
- Comment on This is real 1 week ago:
Why would you microwave a dried squid? That makes zero sense.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Yeah, they nabbed a screenshot from one of the best episodes of DS9
DO NOT look up screenshots of Terry Farrell in Trials and Tribble-ations if you are not prepared to immediately fall in love with her again
- Comment on Is it really worth the BS for a couple more years? 1 week ago:
The original post says “healthy,” not “eat healthy.”
- Comment on Better safe than sorry 1 week ago:
They’re far less common than digital clocks now. Same with the bullshit cursive.
- Comment on Don't fix the problem just change the parameters 1 week ago:
Being “taught” cursive in school was torture, anyway.
- Comment on Better safe than sorry 1 week ago:
Maybe you can’t
- Comment on Is it really worth the BS for a couple more years? 1 week ago:
TIL BASE is an acronym
- Comment on Is it really worth the BS for a couple more years? 1 week ago:
So, not healthy, then
- Comment on Eventually I'll have enough to just keep finding random ones 1 week ago:
That’s fucking brilliant and it’s a crime that nobody else saw or appreciated your contribution
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Noooo! Nitrogen is poison! If you breathe pure nitrogen, you’ll die!
inb4 libtard scientists saying “hurr durr air is 70% nitrogen” yeah right LIARS
- Comment on Eventually I'll have enough to just keep finding random ones 1 week ago:
Right? New programers go in the bin with the old programmers.
- Comment on snail lyfe 1 week ago:
I only interact with kids who don’t have shitty parents