SpaceNoodle
@SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
- Comment on Elevated 1 day ago:
Yeah, homegrown pus, rat shit and insect parts are much better! And who wants pasteurized milk anyway, listeria builds character
- Comment on Elevated 1 day ago:
No, but it was a niche enough industry that divulging it would dox me
- Comment on Elevated 2 days ago:
This is accurate - I used to work on food products in a past life.
- Comment on Krull (1983) - Mastodon watch party this Sunday evening! 3 days ago:
Thanks, I hadn’t realized that!
- Comment on This gay tortoise is older than the word “homosexual” 3 days ago:
Not gender, only sexiness
- Comment on This gay tortoise is older than the word “homosexual” 3 days ago:
Not covered by my previous comment:
Apparently doctors investigated cataract surgery several years ago, but deemed it too risky.
- Comment on This gay tortoise is older than the word “homosexual” 3 days ago:
He can’t smell, either, but he’s been with that tortoise for over thirty years and snubs all the females around.
- Comment on This gay tortoise is older than the word “homosexual” 3 days ago:
He shares his space with a number of female tortoises.
He gay.
- Comment on This gay tortoise is older than the word “homosexual” 3 days ago:
What an idiot.
Animals in the wild obviously watch movies.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
By staging it, apparently
- Comment on Why do people insist on not answering ALL the questions in an email or text message? 5 days ago:
LOL, literally happened to me this morning, except my tormentor said “nope.”
I’ll harass him about it next week
- Comment on Nintendo Switch 2 GameCube controller is only compatible with GameCube games, Nintendo says 5 days ago:
I think it would be bad form to put their speculation on the headline.
- Comment on Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York 5 days ago:
And in every other piece of media, it isn’t?
- Comment on Nintendo Switch 2 GameCube controller is only compatible with GameCube games, Nintendo says 5 days ago:
The headline is not misleading in any way. That’s exactly what Nintendo said.
- Comment on Why is there steam coming out of the streets in New York 5 days ago:
Ew, gross. They live in a sewer, but they’re not animals.
- Comment on Anon doesn't understand mirrors 6 days ago:
I’m sure that’s what’s happening here
- Comment on ‘Dune 3’: Legendary Circling Robert Pattinson For New Role In Upcoming Installment – The Dish 6 days ago:
After seeing his performance in Mickey 17, I’ll allow it
- Comment on Star trek clothing line 6 days ago:
No, but very similar.
- Comment on Star trek clothing line 6 days ago:
I wear a Volante item as my main light jacket - it’s fashionable, comfortable, and durable. Absolutely worth the price.
- Comment on Shopify CEO tells teams to consider using AI before growing headcount 1 week ago:
Should change its name to Slopify
- Comment on ain't your buddy, pal! 1 week ago:
Or Florida.
- Comment on Police shut down Minecraft movie screening after audience trashes theater - Dexerto 1 week ago:
The real reason is that the movie was so good I didn’t want to miss anything
- Comment on Police shut down Minecraft movie screening after audience trashes theater - Dexerto 1 week ago:
So it’s a good thing we didn’t fuck during that screening of The Incredibles?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Shift manager at Panera?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Stripper?
- Comment on A 32-bit RISC-V processor made using molybdenum disulfide instead of silicon 1 week ago:
That doesn’t mean it’s not a reasonable question.
- Comment on i want to tye dye my lab coat 1 week ago:
I wonder who’s wearing my old lab coat
- Comment on Note: before tariffs 1 week ago:
What are “saleries?” Something to do with sales?
- Comment on fruit flies are not ergodic 1 week ago:
That makes sense.
- Comment on fruit flies are not ergodic 1 week ago:
What do warm teenagers have to do with fruit flies?