SpaceNoodle

@SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨intruder alert⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  *Bingo Montoya

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A real friend keeps you on the straight and narrow.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, it’s snuggle time now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Find Cow⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I found one!

  But first, I found “wowcoc”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wake up, we've got a CEO to kill⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Who even plays the male when there’s an option?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How are you using your laptop (with internet) that still runs Windows10?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  By installing Linux on it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its literally that easy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, at least it’s not Loss

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨funny how life works⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  WTF. Science isn’t supposed to make me cry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's actually that simple.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, I don’t think I will

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TFW yiu tryna see⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  People keep telling me how badass I look in my glasses

  Clearly they are all lying

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you forget employers hire people with SKILLS that will benefit their company⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Purt near

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're either HYDROGEN or HELIUM. Carbon-based lifeforms don't exist, sweatie⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That just proves that God is an anteater

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're either HYDROGEN or HELIUM. Carbon-based lifeforms don't exist, sweatie⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What are the chances that we would evolve on a planet with the perfect atmosphere and biome for us to survive? Checkmate, atheists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mint⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The only difference between an herb and a weed is how tasty it is. The only difference between a wildflower and a weed is how pretty it is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you forget employers hire people with SKILLS that will benefit their company⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're somehow always baffled that their cakes are melting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like you only ever watched one segment of one episode.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you forget employers hire people with SKILLS that will benefit their company⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro it’s not even plugged in

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you forget employers hire people with SKILLS that will benefit their company⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why they cried

  Also, is that a power brick in place of a belt

  It’s not working

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watch out for strangers in vans⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the difference?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4 layers is minimum⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why crumple > fold

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dammit!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nine months of temp work is nothing to sneeze at. Better than my buddy who showed up on the first day of his new job at a startup and they went out of business before lunch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dammit!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My favorite was when the CEO decided to put an immediate moratorium on hiring and just fired all the recruiters, so my whole interview process suddenly went cold. I had no idea why until I eventually read about it in the news.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I only date virgins⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alexander Siddig, Rosalind Chao and Hana Hatae announced for STLV with O'Brien Family group photo and "extended" O'Brien Family group photo with Siddig.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Took me a moment to realize you weren’t proposing a Dr. Who crossover.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real Talk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a bunch of Schleich dinos all over my work desk. And equipment bench. And printer station.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Charlie Kirk commemorative PEZ dispenser⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope, human blood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The truth is out there⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Eps Files

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're so back⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Morons

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're so back⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ew, dewormer frosting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sir, this is a Wendy's...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel either seen or personally attacked

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most could work on anyone really⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, 6’7"