UberEats guy delivered some food yesterday. Walked up the driveway, bag in one hand, the other one scratching his nethers. Not a good look.
Is it still there‽
Submitted 15 hours ago by Varesti@lemmy.zip to [deleted]
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finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 57 minutes ago
Sasquatch@lemmy.ml 6 minutes ago
bag in one hand, sack in the other
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 12 hours ago
Had my hand down my pants as I scrolled to see this. Fuck.
BooBees@fedinsfw.app 7 hours ago
Girls who complain about this or laugh at it aren’t admitting they do it with their boobs when there’s no dudes around. Ask a trusted woman in your life.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 hours ago
My wife pulls the “under-over” when she’s not wearing a bra.
Forearm under one boob, hand (holding phone) on top of the other. Sometimes I’m jealous of her little shelf…
Drusas@fedia.io 6 hours ago
Woman here: nope. But I do sometimes put a hand down my pants like this.
LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub 6 hours ago
Name checks out as usual
Varesti@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
😂😂🤣
dasrael@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
As a lesbian I find this oddly …satisfying to look at.
PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
As a man of culture… I concur.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
As a human being with eyeballs, I agree as well.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Nice 😏
Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I don’t know how else to describe it other than that it’s just warm and comfy. I found myself doing that a lot when my hands were cold in the winter ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Varesti@lemmy.zip 14 hours ago
But didn’t that make your dick cold/shrink? Does the shrinking hurt? It seems like it would.
draconik@infosec.pub 14 hours ago
It does not hurt haha
vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Shrinking does not hurt, what gave you that idea?
MBech@feddit.dk 14 hours ago
Shrinkage doesn’t hurt at all, unless you start pulling on the ballsack skin to stretch it again. That can hurt a little.
TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca 12 hours ago
Being locally cold doesn’t make it shrink that much, being globally cold does. It’s a response to your core body temp primarily.
hayvan@piefed.world 13 hours ago
Too much heat inside pants, not enough heat in hands. Cup the balls and everyone is happy.
EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
If it shrinking hurt, I and many other women like me would be in trouble lmao
Gonzako@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Gotta give it some breathing room and move it around. No one else does it for me :(
Varesti@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
Aww ☹️
Somebody will move it for you some day!
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
If my wife started trying to make sure my dick could breath and my balls werent sticking to my thigh… 🤨 stop.
Gonzako@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Thank you cutie. Wish you the best too
TALL421@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I hear that brother!
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 12 hours ago
Women do it too it’s just socially acceptable because everyone likes pussy goop.
Janx@piefed.social 11 hours ago
Gwyneth…??
gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 hours ago
Some women have a penis and also do it, it’s just socially acceptable because everyone likes girlcock
Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Confirmed with sample size of X=1
:3
Varesti@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
For me, it’s like a quick in and out (no pun intended) vs a prolonged stay.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
… I’m hungry all of a sudden
DonkeyStar@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Those pants look like they’d be super comfy for exactly one wash.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Man here: there’s a reason. There is a reason.
Paddzr@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Two actually!
SarahValentine@pawb.social 14 hours ago
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Lol it’s extra funny how he both did that joke but also was very careful to make it clear he wasn’t really putting his hand anywhere near his cock.
troybot@piefed.social 10 hours ago
*Crowd goes absolutely fucking batshit crazy screaming and hollering
socsa@piefed.social 7 hours ago
Nobody’s going to ask for the sauce?
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Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
sigh you just reminded me of Patrick Stewart :(
Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
HP, barbecue, tomato?
glitch1985@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Washyoursister
Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 6 hours ago
Truffle mayo if you’re lucky
bus_factor@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I can’t speak for people suffering from genital mutilation, but a flaccid penis with a foreskin is like a little stress relief fidget toy. You can squish it around a little, even through clothing. This does not feel sexual at all if you’re not already aroused. I’ve seen threads online where women do the equivalent ba idly squeezing their own breasts.
cmbabul@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I’ll pipe in for those of us without foreskin, still effective at relieving stress and creating comfort
PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Wow genital mutilation sounds horrible. I can’t believe some countries still allow vasectomy.
bus_factor@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
It’s not mutilation if it’s done to a consenting adult. This applies to both vasectomies and circumcision. Sometimes there are medical reasons for either procedure.
hihnakukko@sopuli.xyz 8 hours ago
Huh?
Zwiebel@feddit.org 14 hours ago
What’s wring with wearing a choker??
Varesti@lemmy.zip 14 hours ago
tyler@programming.dev 11 hours ago
Uhhhhhhhh is this real?
TrackShovel@lemmy.today 9 hours ago
Waaaaat. Lmaooooo
DrSoap@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Who said something was wrong with it?
EmptyAsparagus@piefed.social 12 hours ago
couldn’t explain to you why its so comforting. I guess its just something for your hand to do? like putting it in a pocket is more comfortable then having it out, bc its warm
TheOrangeBytes@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
All Bundy taught us that.
Bonje@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Its like adding a liquid cooling block to your gpu.
The stock fans are aight but sometimes run hot (summer specifically), but getting a grip on things gives better heat transfer. Probably evolutionary as it alleviates poor SPS.
Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 hours ago
Nearly four decades on this world and I’ve met maybe a handful of men who do that.
Varesti@lemmy.zip 14 hours ago
I can’t prove it, but it seems like they all do it when they’re comfortable in their environment… Eventually.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 14 hours ago
I do it but I think it’s just another way of stimming
EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
There are many factors that determine behavior, but this seems like it’s more specific to certain age/socioeconomic ranges and probably more regional.
Just a preface to say: I’ve met plenty, grew up with some, and see a couple every day walking around with their hand in their pants, clearly just caressing their junk.
People are weird
polydactyl@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
As a man I agree with OP, you probably have met a lot without knowing it
somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
If you have a block of cheese in kne hand, there’s no way the other isn’t down the pants.
OctopusNemeses@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Built in toy.
UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
There’s three reasons actually, they’re needy little fuckers. It probably would be less of an issue if someone invented a comfy testicle brassiere.
PastaGod@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Shinesty makes ball pocket underwear. It’s incredibly comfortable; keeps everything from sticking together down there.
gray@lemmy.ml 11 hours ago
I say “let them!”
NEZ27@lemmy.zip 11 hours ago
Its like holding a cup of coffee in your hand but your hands are more likely to smell like balls after
dastechniker@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
…yknow, i think i only do this if i’m already naked? like when im in the shower or bed? otherwise i’m usually using both hands for smth
fun though
im_fine_sandy@nord.pub 13 hours ago
Its an evolutionary thing.
Varesti@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
What evolutionary purpose does it serve? I’m not a zoologist, but I’ve never seen an ape do that. (I know they don’t wear pants, but you get it… I hope? Lol)
im_fine_sandy@nord.pub 13 hours ago
IDK but if everyone does it there must be some biological advantage right?
Primates are pretty obsessive about their junk generally.
cmbabul@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I doubt you’ve ever seen chimps fight but the first thing they do is go for the genitalia and then eyes. And if you’re ever fighting someone with balls I highly recommend attacking the balls as it’s the easiest way to take us down. There’s probably a mechanism for making us feel comfy and safe when we have a hand on them protecting them
Saapas@piefed.zip 11 hours ago
Who’s the lady
Saapas@piefed.zip 11 hours ago
It’s comfy
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Nobody nothing?
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 13 hours ago
Nah, it shifted to a uncomfortable position.
damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
PlayBall(s)!
Ydna@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Hey now, I got this itch that just won’t go away
TomMasz@piefed.social 9 hours ago
Aren’t her fingernails a bit long to be hanging out down there?
Bluewing@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
If you have to ask that question, you ain’t got one. And if you don’t know why I’m sitting exactly like that right now, you ain’t never gonna understand.
nomy@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
Yeah that “no reason” is a pretty serious misunderstanding.