EmptyAsparagus

@EmptyAsparagus@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would too tbh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  thats my kind of bad joke. I would lough my ass off of my own joke, even if nobody thinks its funny. and I would also still giggle 3 days later.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it still there‽⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  couldn’t explain to you why its so comforting. I guess its just something for your hand to do? like putting it in a pocket is more comfortable then having it out, bc its warm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple’s engineers carefully designing the last 60 Hz OLED screens on the planet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  nah man, they’re just cheap

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd believe any of them.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah, I thought so.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They Take the Character Limit Off Twitter and This is What Happens⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  tldr: dementia rambles, that make every PR person in a 5 mile radius burst out in sweat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't Wait!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘Murica eagle scream

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd believe any of them.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah thats only about him, so not that bad. didn’t he treat his family like shit, too?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why DDG is the superior serch engine⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ah okay, yeah I agree.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don’t let my bimbo glam look fool you, I’m actually an amazing cook⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I really like cooking, but twice a day is more then enough for me :D

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why DDG is the superior serch engine⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  okay. have you tried it? the index isn’t representative of the algorithm and IMHO the results are way better on ddg

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why DDG is the superior serch engine⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  its not google or Microsoft. that alone makes ddg far superior.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm tired⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll be over here, worrying about the emotional freight train literally coming for me in my sleep or something

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm tired⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was more talking about the emotional freight train :D

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm tired⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m at work and this hit me like a freight train. and I like my work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young, Dumb, and Full of Press Releases⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  no one would’ve seen it coming from a groper, rapist and pedo :D

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brrrrrrrrrr⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  for sure! I loosely used bacteria as a placeholder for anything infectious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brrrrrrrrrr⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ah, full of bacteria probably :D

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Turbines are our friends⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  nice, thanks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Turbines are our friends⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  guys its literally in fallout, so its canon.