Don’t let my bimbo glam look fool you, I’m actually an amazing cook

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• itsviolet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• Varesti@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How many boyfriends do you have?

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Do you break out into song with a perfectly choreographed cooking-adjacent dance number to go with it as well?

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  • flilare@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Best we can do is a Fall Out Boy scream along.

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And what cute anthromorphized creature hangs aroubd for emotional support?

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• bilouba@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I have no idea what you look like actually. My only information is that you are very open sexually and that’s pretty cool. Or you lie a lot on the internet, less cool, but at least you post fun meme 😅

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’d love to cook for my girlfriend. Too bad she isn’t real :(

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• Speculater@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not a shit post

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  • gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    not yet at least

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• EmptyAsparagus@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I really like cooking, but twice a day is more then enough for me :D

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• DrSoap@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  3 meals a day sounds like a lot of domestic load, especially if you’re also working. Make sure you’re taking care of yourself.

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• AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I love your goofy posts. I need you to come visit me, but only because it’s always me cooking for my partner and I need a break and good food. Can you make a vegetarian Shepherd’s Pie with soy?

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    She can. Congrats now you’re in a poly ship with her. The two dudes, your partner, and all the dudes on his side.

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    • AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      As long as I get vegetarian Shepherd’s Pie I’m down.

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  much easier to cook a huge meal once and eat it throughout the day.

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• CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How did they eat before you entered their lives?

  I refuse to cook for any man because I’m pretty sure he’s made it this far in life somehow without starving, just like I have, й нечево прйготлвйть мне еду.

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  • itsviolet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They can and do cook too! I’m just living out my domestic life fantasy, which is really fun without the usual downsides (like it feeling like an obligation or duty, or depending on a man). Plus, I love cooking, and having a routine to keep me busy does me good.

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  • tomi000@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why interact with any human in any way? They lived their lives before you entered it right?

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• in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I would like to see proof of this bimbo glam you speak of. All I see is a monster energy drink laden desk, empty gatorade bottles and condoms strewn across the floor, an older man and his son passed out on the bed and you typing away at your keyboard…..

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• InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this the return of Violet?

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• chocrates@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You’re back Violet!?

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