AbsolutelyNotSpez
@AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.world
She / Her
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
The dumbest thing I’ve heard in a long time! Even with the blinds down and wearing a sleep mask from May until late August, I keep waking up at 5 fecking o’clock thanks to the bloody bastard sun beams or just early dawn in general. It also takes me ages to fall asleep thanks to late dusk and the bloody heat. Fuck you, summertime!
- Comment on *Humans entered the chat* 4 weeks ago:
It’s just pure rage in your mouth 😄
- Comment on *Humans entered the chat* 4 weeks ago:
Me who got a stompy bottle of ‘Da bomb beyond insanity’ hot sauce for her birthday last year. 😅
- Comment on UUUHHHHG 4 weeks ago:
Being a big fan of RATM, I salute to you and your top notch shitpost! 🫡
- Comment on reWinWar 0.0.7 is ready 4 weeks ago:
Gold, you got a good hearty laugh out of me, thanks a million 😄
- Comment on reWinWar 0.0.7 is ready 4 weeks ago:
Life tends to be that way. Imagine un-raring a .rar file, only to find missiles in it, think about where you’d like them to strike ^_^
- Comment on reWinWar 0.0.7 is ready 4 weeks ago:
❤️
- Comment on reWinWar 0.0.7 is ready 4 weeks ago:
I was highly confused there for a second, reading it WinRar is back and staring at the missiles in the picture. Note to myself: always wear your glasses
- Comment on ‘A total, utter nightmare’: small businesses on Brexit, 10 years on 5 weeks ago:
If only someone with basic economics skills would have warned them… Wait a sec, we did, I did repeatedly towards my idiotic ex-wife’s family…
Well… 🤷♀️
- Comment on 1 month ago:
- Comment on most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman 1 month ago:
Next step: Grab the strap-on.
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- Comment on what even is the purpose of life? 1 month ago:
Oh yeah? I’ll start my own life. With Blackjack. And hookers. In fact, forget about the life.
- Comment on This is indeed a disturbing universe. 1 month ago:
The episode is called Tapestry (S6E15). It’s a pretty great episode, you can lool forward to watching it.
- Comment on Looking for a career change? Then look no further! 1 month ago:
You’re hired!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I’m from Europe myself, I just can’t stand her.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
If Taylor showed up at our local pride parades, I’d boycott them…
- Comment on If you screw up, they can fuck you over instantly. If they screw up, you get to go through customer service hell for a hour to get them to fix it. 1 month ago:
An hour? That’s cute. In a legal struggle with my idiot electricity provider for 3 months and ongoing now. No end in sight yet.
- Comment on Let your blood wash my sins 2 months ago:
It’s the logo of the Detroit Red Wings ice hockey team. It’s pretty weird that I know this, because I couldn’t care less about sports.
- Comment on End of the world 2 months ago:
Are you on crack?
- Comment on Oh. 2 months ago:
I’m in this picture, but to be honest: It’s a peaceful life.
- Comment on Drink up 2 months ago:
- Comment on What are your favorite trek scenes? 2 months ago:
If I was I’d be too busy snorting cocaine from a hooker’s arse.
- Comment on What are your favorite trek scenes? 2 months ago:
Absolutely not.
- Comment on What are your favorite trek scenes? 2 months ago:
Star Trek V, Kirk: “What does god need with a starship?”
- Comment on Google AI Workers in UK Vote to Unionise Amid Deal With US Military 2 months ago:
I am so glad I left that fucking terrible company back in early 2018.