AbsolutelyNotSpez
@AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.world
She / Her
- Comment on I will let Lemmy be my oracle; what should I know? what is my fate? 3 days ago:
My dog will find you and lick your face when you least expect it.
- Comment on Cry 4 days ago:
It seems like it would be a lot easier for you to be friends irl with me. Just text: ‘Pints?’ and I’ll be on my merry way.
- Comment on meal choice 5 days ago:
My dog would be thrilled about a three-cans-of-wet-food meal.
- Comment on Family pays tribute to 'warm and engaging' man killed in tiger attack 6 days ago:
Reminds me of Ralphie May’s bit about Siegfried and Roy fucking around with tigers and finding out how great that can turn out eventually:
youtube.com/watch?v=ymBvUx3htOE
One shithead idiot less on this planet, let’s fucking celebrate. We lost a moron.
- Comment on Hackers steal millions of Discord IDs and email addresses in "deliberate, multi-stage attack" on security service Double Counter 1 week ago:
Happy with Fluxer. :)
- Comment on UK goes full Ed Sheeran 1 week ago:
Greetings from the German Left Party. Same shite for over 20 years now, still ongoing…
- Comment on 🔥 yoooo new discord redesign looking fire af 🔥 2 weeks ago:
I’m happy with Fluxer.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
That worked out so well last time!
- Comment on Baroness Cass wants to push age for starting transitioning to 25 (NHS Adult Gender Identity Clinics) 4 weeks ago:
There’s no point in talking to you about this subject. Research proper studies (including the many ones debunking the NHS bullshit), read proper LGBT articles on the matter and find out why early medical (not necessarily any kind of surgery) is very important to keep young trans people safe or just stay out of this topic. I lost too many LGBT friends thanks to terrible medical care availability, constant harassment and discrimination, and so on.
- Comment on Baroness Cass wants to push age for starting transitioning to 25 (NHS Adult Gender Identity Clinics) 4 weeks ago:
A) That’s pretty rare (less than %1) and even for that tiny group the main reason for reconsidering are due to discrimination.
B) 18 could maybe be a fair age if blockers were still available, which they aren’t, thanks to bogus NHS claims.
Inform yoursef first before posting stuff like this, especially if it’s about something that absolutely doesn’t concern you in any way.
- Comment on May I offer you an cup a soup in this trying time? 4 weeks ago:
This will haunt me in my dreams the same way Salad Fingers does… eeky creepy!
- Comment on May I offer you an cup a soup in this trying time? 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on tag yourself 5 weeks ago:
C major is my intro music.
- Comment on It's not even Wednesday, my dudes, move it along 1 month ago:
- Comment on Port of Dover delays: Disruption as masked 'stop the boats' protesters block roads 1 month ago:
Now that’s how you advertise tourism in the middle of a self-inflicted economic recession!
- Comment on “Tf???” 1 month ago:
Best comment I’ve read on Lemmy today. :D
- Comment on Just do it 1 month ago:
- Comment on Meme check point. 1 month ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Greedy evil healthcare CEO who got clipped by Luigi (allegedly).
- Comment on Tonyrefail ice cream man hit with van chimes noise complaint 2 months ago:
I don’t know if you remember the Beast from the East blizzard in early 2018, but I was living in Dublin at that time and around 5 pm, it was already dark outside, I heard strange music coming closer from around the corner of my street. I looked through the window and low and behold, it was the most committed ice cream van lad I’ve ever seen. I laughed so hard, I almost choked on my pint. Went outside and bought some ice cream from him. He was good craic.
- Comment on Prefer bicycle 2 months ago:
I want to breaaaaak freeeee!
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
The dumbest thing I’ve heard in a long time! Even with the blinds down and wearing a sleep mask from May until late August, I keep waking up at 5 fecking o’clock thanks to the bloody bastard sun beams or just early dawn in general. It also takes me ages to fall asleep thanks to late dusk and the bloody heat. Fuck you, summertime!
- Comment on *Humans entered the chat* 3 months ago:
It’s just pure rage in your mouth 😄
- Comment on *Humans entered the chat* 3 months ago:
Me who got a stompy bottle of ‘Da bomb beyond insanity’ hot sauce for her birthday last year. 😅
- Comment on UUUHHHHG 3 months ago:
Being a big fan of RATM, I salute to you and your top notch shitpost! 🫡
- Comment on reWinWar 0.0.7 is ready 3 months ago:
Gold, you got a good hearty laugh out of me, thanks a million 😄
- Comment on reWinWar 0.0.7 is ready 3 months ago:
Life tends to be that way. Imagine un-raring a .rar file, only to find missiles in it, think about where you’d like them to strike ^_^
- Comment on reWinWar 0.0.7 is ready 3 months ago:
❤️
- Comment on reWinWar 0.0.7 is ready 3 months ago:
I was highly confused there for a second, reading it WinRar is back and staring at the missiles in the picture. Note to myself: always wear your glasses
- Comment on ‘A total, utter nightmare’: small businesses on Brexit, 10 years on 3 months ago:
If only someone with basic economics skills would have warned them… Wait a sec, we did, I did repeatedly towards my idiotic ex-wife’s family…
Well… 🤷♀️
