Dog food, delicious!
meal choice
Submitted 2 weeks ago by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
RFK would complain about the lack of real dog in dog food
ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Truly the first human to ever look like an AI food poster parody of himself
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Ah gad I can hear his voice being enthusiastic
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
he prefer the dogs and cats themselves.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
with gravy? win/win!
db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
TrollAccount69@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Good and cheap is a free cookbook based on the food stamp budget of $4 per day. It’s a free pdf from many sources including the authors website if you sign up for a newsletter or something and paper copies are very inexpensive.
Dettweiler42@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
That’s based on 2024 prices. I’d say it’s probably $8-12 / day based on food price inflation.
I’m sure it’s still a good book, though
TrollAccount69@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
The food inflation isn’t evenly distributed across all groceries. I hit $6 a day with little snacks and workout oriented meals with greater caloric content and higher Q factor in a bunch of different ways.
If you want to bring down your own grocery bill and go from zero to sixty on cooking at home I can’t recommend that book highly enough. You don’t have to suffer.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Snapz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dogfood would be $3.01
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It has tasty morsels so that’s fair
AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My dog would be thrilled about a three-cans-of-wet-food meal.
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Pedigree for 1$ not even in your wildest dreams
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
You can get dog food for $1 a can? Please let me know where, best I can find is $3.
kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Worth mentioning that RatX is corn gluten meal and salt, it is harmless to humans.
Mandarbmax@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
How does it work to kill rats?
brognak@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Uh, in a kinda fucked up way ngl:
RatX® coats the lining of a part of the rodent’s lower gut. This coating of the “fine hairs” in the lower gut, called villi, disrupts the messaging system to the rodents brain, causing it to stop drinking water. This leads to dehydration, blood thickening, kidney dysfunction, coma and eventual death. It also leads to a prcoess called “mummification”, which means the body of the diseased rodent will dry out, rather than decompose normally. This means a 95% reduction in smell.
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I’d take the rat poison. It’s gonna give me food poisoning, true. But at least it’s honest about it. With the other “foods” you’ll get food poisoning too, but they don’t sell themselves as poison, so I find it dishonest and not worth of my money.
funkajunk@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It would just be straight up poisoning, and you would die
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Would you die or just get really sick? I thought rat poison only works because rats can’t vomit it out
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
So, like with a bag of salad, except the bag of salad won’t tell you that it’s poison.
HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
You really should be cooking your bacon longer or at a higher temperature if its giving you food poisoning
aceshigh@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Now you only find out about it much later. After you’ve had apple sauce with cinnamon, and wonder why you felt so ill afterwards.
aceshigh@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Price of dog food really depends on the size of the dog, errr human. If you’re tall, the food budget is automatically higher. And that dog food looks wet, which is pricier than kibble. Perhaps tall people need to soak their kibble in water, to balance their budget. Short people get the privilege of eating wet food, which is tastier. Not that I’ve tried or anything.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
three orders of nails please. i already drank a cup of ratx
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Rice, beans, and onions have been banned from the chat
myster0n@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
I take the salmon and remove the nails and rat poison from it.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sell my bucket of rusty nails, buy some bacon
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Only works once, unless you have a lot of rusty nails.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Working at the rusty nail factory is long hours but the benefits (free samples) are nice
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Good one. I was stuck on 2 of the onion rings and some dog food.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s not a bad option either
socsa@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
You can definitely get 3 bullets for a dollar in case two are duds
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Where can you get 3 bullets for a dollar. Maybe you can find 50 9mm rounds for $15, but you’d need to split the cost with 16 other people.
terranoid@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
3 onion rings
needanke@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Portions that small will only be available for an additional small convenience fee of $2. Sorry.
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
If I have an avocado + rat poison and I throw it up, I get $2 back after the restocking fee, right?
myyass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Can of dog food. A sizable blunt object to attain the rest.
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
nails nails nails
python@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Guys it’s a fraud the bag that says “RAT” on it does not actually contain any rats :(
damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Beef jerky + chicken nuggets.
$3 per person for a family of 3.
But l get your point.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Beef jerky + chicken nuggets.
$3 per person for a family of 3.
Maybe in the US, but here in Denmark, beef jerky is a specialty item and costs as much by weight as instant coffee, sometimes more!
adarza@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
in the u.s. for common mass-market brands of each, that is also true. about the same price by weight.
dehydrators are not terribly expensive, and jerky isn’t difficult to make at home.
damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Does Denmark use a dollar as currency?
ncc74656@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Only THREE chikn nuggies?!
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
$3 is 11 loafs of bread worth
You getting scammed with the other food
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Maybe, if you rob a guy with $3 and 11 loafs of bread.
RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Ah, yes, 11 loaves of bread per meal, a perfect and balanced diet.
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
You also have enough left for a candy or 2
brlemworld@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I hate that this is becoming more realistic. Fuck this shit ass economy. We are getting utterly fucked.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Dog food isnt that bad if tou get the right one. I hate the taste but there are actual dishes that i like less so thats a thing.
lime@feddit.nu 2 weeks ago
five dollar salmon? must be pacific…
Dicska@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Psh, easy. One fifth of a chicken nugget and two bags of rat poison.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
funny while i searching for mouse traps/bait that particular brand isnt good against mice, let alone rats.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Half a cado
Addv4@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Someone hasn’t seen the price of nails recently…
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Or advocado
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 2 weeks ago
In Brazil I get a giant fresh avocado por 1us, or 3 of them for 2us.
Darkmuch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
See you gotta get the Costco bag of nails and meal prep your nails over a month for those long term savings
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
these are clearly nails scavenged from free wood on facebook
devaly@ani.social 2 weeks ago
I get them for free at the manicure