myster0n
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- Comment on High quality sticker though 1 day ago:
I was just very confused. I thought you were talking about a beanie instead of a hoodie. Probably because of Naruto, thinking about the headbands and then getting confused. Sorry
- Comment on High quality sticker though 1 day ago:
Hoodies have breasts now?
- Comment on The good old days 1 week ago:
I was so happy my hairline didn’t recede. Until I found that bald patch on the back of my head!
- Comment on Do movie actors or actress keep the skills they learned? Like no one would screw with Keanu after seeing all the John Wick films? And if they did would they just be fucked from the start? 1 week ago:
Ah, but it only gets garbage collected once the references to the class are lost. So, if you want to keep your abilities, stay classy!
- Comment on Do movie actors or actress keep the skills they learned? Like no one would screw with Keanu after seeing all the John Wick films? And if they did would they just be fucked from the start? 1 week ago:
So if he had a gun you’d likely be in trouble
Not if you don’t mess with his dog
- Comment on Another bad ending for the Road Runner 1 week ago:
Where’s the Road Runner? I only see Wile E. Coyote
- Comment on oops 2 weeks ago:
Sometimes I feel like my brain is a plastic spoon already
- Comment on Wake up fam, two new genders just dropped 3 weeks ago:
How do you become an umpire? Do you become one when you’re bitten by another umpire?
- Comment on Hurdler Wins 400-Meter Race Despite His Dick And Balls Falling Out Several Times 4 weeks ago:
Good thing it wasn’t a 4x100m relay.
- Comment on say it with me, child: SYNAPSID 1 month ago:
Yes, but what creature would openly admit to being related to us?
- Comment on Choose one 2 months ago:
If I’d known it was hammer time I would’ve stopped.
- Comment on Nice try 3 months ago:
Hope she used a McIntosh apple
- Comment on Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this 3 months ago:
I prefer 2mm mechanical pencils instead of the 0.5mm ones.
- Comment on Asking the important questions. 3 months ago:
That reminds me of when I was a kid, farting in the bath. As I saw the bubbles coming up to the surface, I wanted to catch them.
So I took whatever plastic container I could find around the bath - most likely the cap of a shampoo bottle - submerged it, and held it close to my butt when I felt the next fart coming.
I succeeded in catching some of the fart in the cap. Then I claimed my prize by sniffing directly from the cap. It was so much worse than any fart I’ve ever smelled.
As a true scientist, I’ve repeated the experiment on a few later occasions, and without a doubt : bath farts captured in plastic containers smell much worse than normal farts.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
- Comment on Eyes 5 months ago:
- Comment on Gas prices 7 months ago:
Mongo only pawn in game of life
- Comment on Why are mental health patients strip searched in mental hospitals here in the USA? 7 months ago:
On the subject of potential weapons : what happens when a patient has a prosthetic limb?
- Comment on You'd better 8 months ago:
Found
- Comment on What's his DJ name? 9 months ago:
DJ Who’s Ein
- Comment on The mark 10 months ago:
Harambe?
- Comment on Coleoptera 4 ever 10 months ago:
I think you wanted to say “you f🦆k-cakes”
- Comment on Sometimes what a person needs is just... 10 months ago:
Do they have to be mine?
- Comment on All five of you will get a free buggy when you next boot up Starfield 11 months ago:
That’s appropriate for a buggy game
- Comment on Can't beat the classics 11 months ago:
No he isn’t. I’ve checked.
- Comment on Anon is a cowboy 11 months ago:
- Comment on Disneyland workers say they live in cars, motels due to low pay 11 months ago:
“It’s a small place to live after all”
- Comment on When was the last time you made Jello? 1 year ago:
Look up agar agar : it’s a gelatine substitute made from algae
- Comment on Anon gets a nickname 1 year ago:
As awkward teenager at a party :
“hey Mike, go ask Emma if they like me.”
“OK… Hey Emma, do you like Cock?”
- Comment on [deleted] 1 year ago:
Eron!
- Comment on Ant smell 1 year ago:
I can only smell them when they’re crawling in my nose
