myster0n
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- Comment on Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this 4 days ago:
I prefer 2mm mechanical pencils instead of the 0.5mm ones.
- Comment on Asking the important questions. 1 week ago:
That reminds me of when I was a kid, farting in the bath. As I saw the bubbles coming up to the surface, I wanted to catch them.
So I took whatever plastic container I could find around the bath - most likely the cap of a shampoo bottle - submerged it, and held it close to my butt when I felt the next fart coming.
I succeeded in catching some of the fart in the cap. Then I claimed my prize by sniffing directly from the cap. It was so much worse than any fart I’ve ever smelled.
As a true scientist, I’ve repeated the experiment on a few later occasions, and without a doubt : bath farts captured in plastic containers smell much worse than normal farts.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
- Comment on Eyes 1 month ago:
- Comment on Gas prices 3 months ago:
Mongo only pawn in game of life
- Comment on Why are mental health patients strip searched in mental hospitals here in the USA? 3 months ago:
On the subject of potential weapons : what happens when a patient has a prosthetic limb?
- Comment on You'd better 5 months ago:
Found
- Comment on What's his DJ name? 5 months ago:
DJ Who’s Ein
- Comment on The mark 6 months ago:
Harambe?
- Comment on Coleoptera 4 ever 6 months ago:
I think you wanted to say “you f🦆k-cakes”
- Comment on Sometimes what a person needs is just... 6 months ago:
Do they have to be mine?
- Comment on All five of you will get a free buggy when you next boot up Starfield 7 months ago:
That’s appropriate for a buggy game
- Comment on Can't beat the classics 7 months ago:
No he isn’t. I’ve checked.
- Comment on Anon is a cowboy 8 months ago:
- Comment on Disneyland workers say they live in cars, motels due to low pay 8 months ago:
“It’s a small place to live after all”
- Comment on When was the last time you made Jello? 8 months ago:
Look up agar agar : it’s a gelatine substitute made from algae
- Comment on Anon gets a nickname 9 months ago:
As awkward teenager at a party :
“hey Mike, go ask Emma if they like me.”
“OK… Hey Emma, do you like Cock?”
- Comment on [deleted] 9 months ago:
Eron!
- Comment on Ant smell 9 months ago:
I can only smell them when they’re crawling in my nose
- Comment on 400,000 species 11 months ago:
Shots fired.
- Comment on yeet 1 year ago:
It’s been half an hour and we haven’t heard back. We can only assume the worst …
- Comment on Hi-Fi EntertainMEnt 1 year ago:
I’ve had hangovers like that
- Comment on Anon is Icelandic 1 year ago:
Well, once at most. Which is negligible.
- Comment on She got famous on YouTube. Now it helps fund her research in quantum gravity 1 year ago:
It’s about Sabine Hossenfelder.
