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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Tell nobody anything. Internalize it all. Compartmentalize it. Be ADHD. Taco Bell.

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    • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      When people stir up past trauma make sure to get mad so they go away

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    • BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Are you me?

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      • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I am not a box of feet, if that’s what you mean :D

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  • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Confessions to pet…where?

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    • myster0n@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That’s the true “What I tell my therapist”

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    • CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I don’t recommend this, my parrot kept mocking me.

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    • xkbx@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Iams to pet

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  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    On weekends I like to choke myself and masturbate dressed up as Templeton the Rat from the 1973 animated film “Charlotte’s Web” lying in a pile of food scraps and garbage I collected during the week.

    Feels good getting that off my chest.

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    • Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Ma’am, this is a me’eme comm.

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      • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        “medeme”?

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    • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      What the hell did I just read

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      • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Image

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This is missing Saddam.

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  • FerretyFever0@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Gotta swap that out a bit. Therapist is at the same level as parents. Friends are at the same level as strangers. Because then the strangers become my friends.

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    • Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Sounds like you need a better therapist.

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      • FerretyFever0@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I don't really need it, I just have to go for reasons I'm not disclosing.

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  • DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Two men who wronged me are now dead.

    For legal reasons I have to mention that the men, in their mid-30’s, died of natural causes. Old age, I’ve heard.

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    • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Its fine, you were hunting and they just happened to run into the bullets. Not Guilty!

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      • DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        “I’m sorry officer, he just kept running onto my knife 27 times in a row.”

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  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    So there is nothing you keep to yourself? Your braver than I

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Surely there was an earlier observation / law than 2004?

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  • Katrisia@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yes. Yesyesyes. I’m so tired…

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What made that show ‘taxi cab confessions’ great back in the day

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  • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    (Hannibal Lecter voice) One time I saw a snail moving by my leg as a boy, and I decided to race it. I had nothing to do, so you could imagine how long this race took. You must ask yourself Clarice…do the snails still race for you?

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  • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    There are also things I literally cannot tell anyone. Like a secret “agenda” (its not an evil agenda I promise)

    It reminds me of a concept in Rememberance of Earth’s Past Book 2 (aka: Three Body Problem’s sequel) of something called the “Wallfacers” which are people selected to lead against the alien invasion, but they cannot reveal their strategy to anyone because those aliens can conduct surveillance anywhere, but cannot read human minds. So they are basically alone in their entire journey, making a public plan and telling people to implement those actions, but actually trying to implement their actual secret plans that only exist only in their head, to defend against the alien invasion.

    Not to be a cynic, but you literally cannot know if other people have secret agendas. It could be a good thing like anti-tyranny plans, covert sabotage, etc… Or it could be evil like mass murder of innocents. Its impossible to know unless we have an accurate lie detector and/or mind-reading technology.

    Its also interesting that I can tell my parents I wanna kms, and I know they won’t report me, and if they do, I can just accuse them of lying (I speak the language of this country better, they cannot win a he-said-she-said verbal debate against me) but I cannot tell a therapist I wanna kms, because their words would be more credible to courts. But I can rant about my parents to a therapist, but cannot say that stuff to my parents.

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  • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Question for those polar ice experts out here: what’s an iceberg called if its upper ¾ shown here’ve eroded away, leaving only the “strangers online” section? 🫠

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