xkbx
@xkbx@startrek.website
- Comment on She's a keeper 1 day ago:
It’s like when children grab the toys of others. They don’t want to play with the toy, the fact of the toy being possessed is what makes the toy desirable. The grass is always married on the other side of the fence.
- Comment on Cheat Codes Activated 1 day ago:
“Yes, I work in… Finance something. How much do I make? I don’t even know if you’re good or bad yet.”
- Comment on "Pilot had to dive aggressively to avoid midair collision over Burbank airport." 3 days ago:
Finally, the freedom to have sick plane crashes thanks to deregulation 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥
- Comment on God used Confusion! It was super effective! 3 days ago:
wait I actually get that
- Comment on God used Confusion! It was super effective! 3 days ago:
Ha, I can read 50% of this meme
I believe I am more confused than if I could read none
- Comment on 3 days ago:
I was gonna go for Dolphewer (dolphin + fewer as fewer sounds like Führer)
- Comment on Transformers, Rulebots in disguise 3 days ago:
They make the Transforming noise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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- Comment on >MFW I overclocked my electric toothbrush 5 days ago:
when yo girl asks u to fart in her face 😎
- Comment on Anon is off the quest 1 week ago:
- Comment on We really, really do. 1 week ago:
Fun fact, if you copy something a person does, you’re mocking them. But if you reword what they’re saying and throw it back to them, you’re intellectually deepening the conversation 🧠🧠🧠
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
real and wholesome :’)
- Comment on Just say it gurl 1 week ago:
I just rub her left labia for two minutes then ask her if she came
༼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽ ⌐■-■ Mission accomplished ᕕ༼⌐■-■༽ᕗ
- Comment on The results are in! 98.8% of Lemmy is gay 1 week ago:
Fake: I didn’t vote in this pole
Gay: I didn’t “vote” on this pole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Comment on Anon is off the quest 1 week ago:
“But I’m just an actor!”
“Can you play dead?”
bang
Fuck I miss that show
- Comment on Deserved honestly 2 weeks ago:
Right? Like just sit in my lap and pee a little like a normal person
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
(. )( .)
- Comment on Can a Russian pls confirm 2 weeks ago:
In Quebec I heard it more often but from older generations
- Comment on Anon gets philosophical 2 weeks ago:
Oh really? And how many dicks have you sucked out of spite? What sort of scenario would that even occur in? Where would one even find such a place!? Like what address!?
- Comment on Where to find a girlfriend like her!? 2 weeks ago:
Outside, where grass is real and may be touched
- Comment on Phone shit discussion 2 weeks ago:
The call is coming from inside the call
- Comment on Direct mp4 test link 2 weeks ago:
I love cartoon violence
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I’m glad they kept the top of the glasses in frame so we know that this is from the community and not a hate crime
- Comment on Guys on dating sites be like: 3 weeks ago:
You can meet interesting people, but ultimately it’s based on superficial connections.
Typically, the cis woman experience is about filtering, while the cis man experience is about casting as wide of a net as possible.
You could potentially have a dick-pic free experience if you’re able to curate and filter enough, but be prepared for an exhausting or donging experience.
- Comment on Xbox is cancelling Rare's 'Everwild' and ZeniMax's new MMORPG IP as part of broader cuts — with 'Perfect Dark' impacted as well 3 weeks ago:
@PerfectDark@lemmy.world I WON’T LET THEM CANCEL YOU
- Comment on unfortunate news 3 weeks ago:
I grieve not for what has been lost, but for what will not be found
- Comment on Not POV: your the only boy at the slumber party 4 weeks ago:
i pee the bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Comment on Who is up for a coleslaw popsicle? 4 weeks ago:
Slawghtered
- Comment on That's nuts! 1 month ago:
im gonna legume
- Comment on The undeniable right to bear beans! 🐻🫘 1 month ago:
Menace 2 beaniety
