xkbx

@xkbx@startrek.website

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bad case lowly brain worms⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  Ceremorphosis, eh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So that's how they do it⁩ ⁨⁨24⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax unzips “sir please leave”

  ಠ_ಠ

  my face when

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You should practice on vegetables before in gauging with the real thing⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Good god man think of the fruitarians

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here's one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That hook has the strength of twenty smaller hooks of 1/20th strength

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft are making an XCOM-style Rainbow Six game inspired by Siege, claim reports⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe I’m just ignorant, but this title feels like someone said “EA are making a chess-style Basketball game inspired by Football”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is unfair!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah shit I fumbled the quote

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is unfair!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Embrace this Truth and enjoy life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  but like what if we really hated other people based on superficial traits and stuff? That could be kinda cool

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That’s enough for today⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobating

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beeing coherent sucks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried flinging your own feces

  I find it to be… flings a type 3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Singer Rick Astley dead at age 59⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ya almost got me dawg

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the community for stuff like this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I recommend you start BloominOnions @ federation of your choice (or something, I don’t really know how any of this stuff works)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ernie⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This video is ancient. I’m not saying that time has any bearing on consent, just that OP is unlikely the original videographer, nor possessing the means to contact this gyrating, pants-less man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You must take a long road trip with Donald Trump and no one else in the car. Security is everywhere; no one is in danger. You drive and control the radio, but can only play music. What's the playlist?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Napalm Death’s “You Suffer” on full blast and repeat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why functioning governments fund scientific research⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Angela Collier is a gem, I love her videos

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember the good old days?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Instructions unclear, reverted to feudalism, defended literal, inherited pile of manure with violence

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meet the spy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Incest Myres

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah shit. Here we go again.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Go back into shower, resume task

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BJJ and the Bear⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone made a post about how they thought they could fight a bear, describing exactly the scenario in the image.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BJJ and the Bear⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember when this reddit post came out, it was as wild as that imaginary bear. Forgive my reminiscence, but I think I made a comment like “dude shut up I wanna see him do it” to someone saying that he shouldn’t, and it got several upvotes. A dozen, even. It was nice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Classical Meme⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Took the L on this one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wealth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy fuck, a tree pulling you out of your grave to make you forever watch what you did is the most metalest fucking thing

  10/10 would read again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon eats cup noodles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just like a beehive with mace, it’s unbearable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The indian and white uniting as one with a $500 Billion budget⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fake: Open source is the most efficient way to get communities to push and develop technology. People gathering to discuss, work, and share solely for the interest of the subject, serves the subject. People putting in effort in exchange for resources will only be serving self-interest, and never be wholly dedicated to the project goal.

  Gay: Capitalists are only interested in advancing technology for monetary gain; if reversing genuine improvement serves their greed, they will do (and have done) so.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My birthday gift 🎁⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  NINTENDO SIXTY FOURRRRRRRRR

  Sorry, different console. But I’m sure you had the same energy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*automatic window noises*⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the same combination on my luggage!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Treat taking a dump like a sport⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, the art of bushit-o

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 163 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post Screenshots⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  <the lore/gameplay/soundtrack/story were great/instant classic>

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is Kif⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you think that’s rock bottom, I think you should make like a Zapp Brannigan backrub and go lower.

  Lower.

  Lower.

  Too low!

  Lower…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't like Batman Beyond⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The intro went so hard