xkbx
@xkbx@startrek.website
- Comment on Me when i dont know what to dk with my hands 1 week ago:
As a pervert, yes
- Comment on To help spread positive vibes, news headlines should replace "killed" with "arrived in Heaven". 1 week ago:
No matter what angle you turn it over, this is indeed a shit post
- Comment on When you see danger coming 1 week ago:
Also, microplastics
- Comment on A Regretful, Blunt, but Necessary Address to Both the Garry's Mod & SFM Machinima Community 1 week ago:
I have read nothing and feel like I regained time lost somehow
- Comment on Srsly 2 weeks ago:
Good god man, that’s my mother
- Comment on Who needs ventilation 2 weeks ago:
Hey, go vent about it elsewhere
- Comment on The RSS (an Indian fascist org) "preparing" for war 3 weeks ago:
Duck suck goose step
- Comment on Celebrity Inquiries Season 2 Episode 4 3 weeks ago:
I sleep exclusively on my sides, I can guarantee you, my arm only goes numb when I go into cardiac arrest
- Comment on Chromosomes 3 weeks ago:
Some sort of cartesian graph
- Comment on Lemmy horsepost 4 weeks ago:
I call him the glue that keeps us together
- Comment on Puss ups 4 weeks ago:
Dong havers can do them too, tho, which you could call buss ups
- Comment on Miss identifying someone has consequences 4 weeks ago:
Or poops
I hate it when I poop all over my ball flaps
- Comment on Unpopular popular opinion - fiat 5 weeks ago:
Gift me 1 million dollars
- Comment on he got himself a job working boom mic with a film crew 5 weeks ago:
He died for our CinemaSins
(ding)
- Comment on I will not go quietly 5 weeks ago:
Ah, the sound of trapped gases escaping the body
- Comment on bad case lowly brain worms 5 weeks ago:
Ceremorphosis, eh?
- Comment on So that's how they do it 5 weeks ago:
Don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax unzips “sir please leave”
ಠ_ಠ
my face when
- Comment on You should practice on vegetables before in gauging with the real thing 5 weeks ago:
Good god man think of the fruitarians
- Comment on Here's one 1 month ago:
That hook has the strength of twenty smaller hooks of 1/20th strength
- Comment on Ubisoft are making an XCOM-style Rainbow Six game inspired by Siege, claim reports 1 month ago:
Maybe I’m just ignorant, but this title feels like someone said “EA are making a chess-style Basketball game inspired by Football”
- Comment on This is unfair! 1 month ago:
Ah shit I fumbled the quote
- Comment on This is unfair! 1 month ago:
Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?
- Comment on Embrace this Truth and enjoy life 1 month ago:
but like what if we really hated other people based on superficial traits and stuff? That could be kinda cool
- Comment on That’s enough for today 1 month ago:
Fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobating
- Comment on Beeing coherent sucks 1 month ago:
Have you tried flinging your own feces
I find it to be… flings a type 3
- Comment on Singer Rick Astley dead at age 59 1 month ago:
Ya almost got me dawg
- Comment on What's the community for stuff like this? 1 month ago:
I recommend you start BloominOnions @ federation of your choice (or something, I don’t really know how any of this stuff works)
- Comment on Ernie 1 month ago:
This video is ancient. I’m not saying that time has any bearing on consent, just that OP is unlikely the original videographer, nor possessing the means to contact this gyrating, pants-less man.
- Comment on You must take a long road trip with Donald Trump and no one else in the car. Security is everywhere; no one is in danger. You drive and control the radio, but can only play music. What's the playlist? 1 month ago:
Napalm Death’s “You Suffer” on full blast and repeat
- Comment on Why functioning governments fund scientific research 1 month ago:
Angela Collier is a gem, I love her videos