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- Comment on Who needs ventilation 7 minutes ago:
Hey, go vent about it elsewhere
- Comment on The RSS (an Indian fascist org) "preparing" for war 1 day ago:
Duck suck goose step
- Comment on Celebrity Inquiries Season 2 Episode 4 5 days ago:
I sleep exclusively on my sides, I can guarantee you, my arm only goes numb when I go into cardiac arrest
- Comment on Chromosomes 6 days ago:
Some sort of cartesian graph
- Comment on Lemmy horsepost 1 week ago:
I call him the glue that keeps us together
- Comment on Puss ups 1 week ago:
Dong havers can do them too, tho, which you could call buss ups
- Comment on Miss identifying someone has consequences 1 week ago:
Or poops
I hate it when I poop all over my ball flaps
- Comment on Unpopular popular opinion - fiat 2 weeks ago:
Gift me 1 million dollars
- Comment on he got himself a job working boom mic with a film crew 2 weeks ago:
He died for our CinemaSins
(ding)
- Comment on I will not go quietly 2 weeks ago:
Ah, the sound of trapped gases escaping the body
- Comment on bad case lowly brain worms 2 weeks ago:
Ceremorphosis, eh?
- Comment on So that's how they do it 2 weeks ago:
Don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax don’t dip it in the wax unzips “sir please leave”
ಠ_ಠ
my face when
- Comment on You should practice on vegetables before in gauging with the real thing 2 weeks ago:
Good god man think of the fruitarians
- Comment on Here's one 4 weeks ago:
That hook has the strength of twenty smaller hooks of 1/20th strength
- Comment on Ubisoft are making an XCOM-style Rainbow Six game inspired by Siege, claim reports 4 weeks ago:
Maybe I’m just ignorant, but this title feels like someone said “EA are making a chess-style Basketball game inspired by Football”
- Comment on This is unfair! 4 weeks ago:
Ah shit I fumbled the quote
- Comment on This is unfair! 4 weeks ago:
Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?
- Comment on Embrace this Truth and enjoy life 5 weeks ago:
but like what if we really hated other people based on superficial traits and stuff? That could be kinda cool
- Comment on That’s enough for today 5 weeks ago:
Fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobating
- Comment on Beeing coherent sucks 5 weeks ago:
Have you tried flinging your own feces
I find it to be… flings a type 3
- Comment on Singer Rick Astley dead at age 59 5 weeks ago:
Ya almost got me dawg
- Comment on What's the community for stuff like this? 5 weeks ago:
I recommend you start BloominOnions @ federation of your choice (or something, I don’t really know how any of this stuff works)
- Comment on Ernie 5 weeks ago:
This video is ancient. I’m not saying that time has any bearing on consent, just that OP is unlikely the original videographer, nor possessing the means to contact this gyrating, pants-less man.
- Comment on You must take a long road trip with Donald Trump and no one else in the car. Security is everywhere; no one is in danger. You drive and control the radio, but can only play music. What's the playlist? 5 weeks ago:
Napalm Death’s “You Suffer” on full blast and repeat
- Comment on Why functioning governments fund scientific research 5 weeks ago:
Angela Collier is a gem, I love her videos
- Comment on Remember the good old days? 1 month ago:
Instructions unclear, reverted to feudalism, defended literal, inherited pile of manure with violence
- Comment on Meet the spy 1 month ago:
Incest Myres
- Comment on Ah shit. Here we go again. 1 month ago:
Go back into shower, resume task
- Comment on BJJ and the Bear 2 months ago:
Someone made a post about how they thought they could fight a bear, describing exactly the scenario in the image.
- Comment on BJJ and the Bear 2 months ago:
I remember when this reddit post came out, it was as wild as that imaginary bear. Forgive my reminiscence, but I think I made a comment like “dude shut up I wanna see him do it” to someone saying that he shouldn’t, and it got several upvotes. A dozen, even. It was nice