xkbx
@xkbx@startrek.website
- Comment on Or at least I will when I find another FWB 😅 1 hour ago:
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is bruised and spongy
- Comment on Anon is Bri’ish 2 days ago:
A midnight squealer
- Comment on Our chicken 3 days ago:
he found ded
- Comment on Motivational 1 week ago:
carrot big leaf 🥹
- Comment on Gotta go fox taming 1 week ago:
I agree with you. Here are three other ways LLMs aren’t close to real:
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Sorry, for security issues, we can’t let you know what you’re doing
- Comment on No blowjobs please 2 weeks ago:
What about after mewing?
- Comment on No blowjobs please 2 weeks ago:
Well then who the hell is gonna clear all the grass clippings off my sidewalk!?
- Comment on Nobody expects the spanish inquisition! 2 weeks ago:
It’s one of their chief weapons
- Comment on Back in my day this MF was .29 cents and was THICK with INGREDIENTS 2 weeks ago:
you could just fill a tortilla with laxatives and blunderbuss buckshot for similar end results
- Comment on She's a keeper 3 weeks ago:
It’s like when children grab the toys of others. They don’t want to play with the toy, the fact of the toy being possessed is what makes the toy desirable. The grass is always married on the other side of the fence.
- Comment on Cheat Codes Activated 3 weeks ago:
“Yes, I work in… Finance something. How much do I make? I don’t even know if you’re good or bad yet.”
- Comment on "Pilot had to dive aggressively to avoid midair collision over Burbank airport." 3 weeks ago:
Finally, the freedom to have sick plane crashes thanks to deregulation 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥
- Comment on God used Confusion! It was super effective! 3 weeks ago:
wait I actually get that
- Comment on God used Confusion! It was super effective! 3 weeks ago:
Ha, I can read 50% of this meme
I believe I am more confused than if I could read none
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
I was gonna go for Dolphewer (dolphin + fewer as fewer sounds like Führer)
- Comment on Transformers, Rulebots in disguise 3 weeks ago:
They make the Transforming noise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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- Comment on >MFW I overclocked my electric toothbrush 3 weeks ago:
when yo girl asks u to fart in her face 😎
- Comment on Anon is off the quest 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on We really, really do. 4 weeks ago:
Fun fact, if you copy something a person does, you’re mocking them. But if you reword what they’re saying and throw it back to them, you’re intellectually deepening the conversation 🧠🧠🧠
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
real and wholesome :’)
- Comment on Just say it gurl 4 weeks ago:
I just rub her left labia for two minutes then ask her if she came
༼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽ ⌐■-■ Mission accomplished ᕕ༼⌐■-■༽ᕗ
- Comment on The results are in! 98.8% of Lemmy is gay 4 weeks ago:
Fake: I didn’t vote in this pole
Gay: I didn’t “vote” on this pole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Comment on Anon is off the quest 4 weeks ago:
“But I’m just an actor!”
“Can you play dead?”
bang
Fuck I miss that show
- Comment on Deserved honestly 4 weeks ago:
Right? Like just sit in my lap and pee a little like a normal person
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
(. )( .)
- Comment on Can a Russian pls confirm 5 weeks ago:
In Quebec I heard it more often but from older generations
- Comment on Anon gets philosophical 5 weeks ago:
Oh really? And how many dicks have you sucked out of spite? What sort of scenario would that even occur in? Where would one even find such a place!? Like what address!?
- Comment on Where to find a girlfriend like her!? 5 weeks ago:
Outside, where grass is real and may be touched
