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- Comment on Anon doesn't like Batman Beyond 1 week ago:
The intro went so hard
- Comment on If landlords didn’t exist anymore, how would shared flats work? 1 week ago:
Coops already exist. Basically they’re already set up so that when people move in, they own part of it, and when they move out, they don’t. The technical legal details of it varies from your country, region, municipality, etc, but from my basic understanding, when you sign your contract, it includes saying “you own this building with us until you move out. We might ask you to move out if you poop in the communal garden.”
- Comment on Warner Bros. will be releasing "CONSTANTINE" (2005) on 4K Ultra HD on February 18. 3 weeks ago:
Supposedly, the producers wanted Lucifer to show up in a spiked collar and BDSM leather gear. Peter was the one that said no, he should be wearing all white. He still thinks himself an angel, no matter how much he’s fallen.
chef’s kiss
- Comment on Anon doesn't want to join the flesh nexus 4 weeks ago:
get in the flex neshus, shinji
- Comment on This world is cruel… 4 weeks ago:
That’s because the deal has already been sealed. They typically wanna keep you off the market, not increase your “resale” value. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, cucking or sharing kinda kinks, not human trafficking. Human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kind of thing. Like, as a fantasy, not as a real thing. Real human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, as in humans stuck in traffic or transforming into cars and being stuck in traffic, not as being sold as a commodity. Unless you’re into that kind of thing.
- Comment on The doctor then had to go and treat that lawyer for being a burn victim 1 month ago:
From the last time I saw this, what I understood was, the lawyer isn’t asking the witness if there’s a possibility the person in question was alive, the lawyer is trying to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the person in question was not only undeniably dead, but also impossible for the person to be alive.
Source: my memory from a random comment on the internet, pay it forward
- Comment on Anon attempts wordplay 1 month ago:
It would’ve been funnier if a trans woman whose chosen name was Susan said that before going for the sex change. Or, I guess, more specifically, went to get her name legally changed to Susan. Elsewise it just sounds like OP was a big Johnny Cash fan.
- Comment on The Schwartz is with Josh Gad as he says everyone who read his Spaceballs 2 script has been "blown away" 1 month ago:
They’ve finally found more money?
- Comment on Is mooning someone considered sexual assault? 2 months ago:
Don’t ruin OP’s strategic wishful thinking
- Comment on I was crazy once 2 months ago:
They put me in a room
- Comment on Meeemmeees! 2 months ago:
This post reads like shit!
- Comment on is this true? 2 months ago:
Bowser for Kart and Kirby for smash… makes sense
- Comment on the secret recipe 3 months ago:
I can’t wait to find out that Marika learned the ability to transform gender from Cap’n Crunch in the FromSoft x Quaker collab
- Comment on ‘Who dreams this crap up?’: Kevin O'Leary slams new rule that allows employees to ignore their bosses after hours 3 months ago:
It trickled down over the years
- Comment on What the Lobstermen of Maine Tell Us About the Election 3 months ago:
I don’t think we should let them vote. I’m all for inclusiveness, but for humanity. I draw the line at Lobstermen.
- Comment on Instructions unclear: We're doing Vans now right? 4 months ago:
A Van Halen Trojan van, where a mini van held Van Halen. In our folly, we took in the mini van to spite the shitposter’s offering to Povanden, unbeknowst to us the dangers that would sneak in when we let our Vanguard down.
- Comment on Anon needs help reading a social situation 4 months ago:
she keeps glancing at me
I stop looking at her all the time
hmmm
- Comment on uh oh 4 months ago:
It’s a well-rounded meme
- Comment on have you crimed today? 5 months ago:
So, get away Another way to feeeeeeel what you didn’t want yourself to know
- Comment on tech support 6 months ago:
My method is that I’m both a shut-in and low-level employee so I only get a few emails a day which results in 0 unread emails
who’s a broke friendless loser now 😎
- Comment on Well I'm starved, who wants some jambalaya? 6 months ago:
This is some serious Siskoposting
- Comment on He's not going to go easy on you either 6 months ago:
For those seriously wondering, yes, in the U.S justice system, many celebrities have been on jury duty, as well as several politicians. Unfortunately, fictional characters aren’t typically allowed jury duty, meaning that you’ll never get a Quintesson to give you “Innocent” before throwing you into a vat of Sharkticons.
- Comment on Rishi Sunak announces 4 July general election 6 months ago:
Using the roman numeral system, I’d say we’re currently at an I-rate
- Comment on PSA: Don't eat cicadas if you're allergic to shellfish... or at all 7 months ago:
Can I just put them in my mouth but not eat them if I want to scare children by opening my mouth so that they make that noise so children will think that the noise is coming out of my mouth and then fly out at them for the coup de grace?
- Comment on Evolution 7 months ago:
Like, open the pid bat doors, Scoob
- Comment on Vin Diesel’s New ‘Riddick’ Movie Moving Forward for Fall Shoot 7 months ago:
You mean like xXx?
- Comment on We can do all three things at once 7 months ago:
Paper money, sure. But nickels and dimes? No thanks, I don’t want to walk around with radioactive currency
- Comment on DEAP computations 8 months ago:
It was a weird tv show back on some late night channel. That or a collective mass hallucination
- Comment on Hustle tip 8 months ago:
Same. At least, not until years later when I realized how bad my eating habits have gotten
- Comment on THE CROW Official Trailer (2024) Bill Skarsgård, FKA Twigs 9 months ago:
Thats what you think, last week Michael Bay broke down my door and used the ribbon from my Transformers G1 tapes to floss his ass provocatively in front of my parrot. Now my parrot won’t stop screaming “I don’t hate women, just bitches” and “it isn’t a slur if your slur it” while disregarding his own canonical events.