xkbx

@xkbx@startrek.website

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't want to join the flesh nexus⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  get in the flex neshus, shinji

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This world is cruel…⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s because the deal has already been sealed. They typically wanna keep you off the market, not increase your “resale” value. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, cucking or sharing kinda kinks, not human trafficking. Human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kind of thing. Like, as a fantasy, not as a real thing. Real human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, as in humans stuck in traffic or transforming into cars and being stuck in traffic, not as being sold as a commodity. Unless you’re into that kind of thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The doctor then had to go and treat that lawyer for being a burn victim⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  From the last time I saw this, what I understood was, the lawyer isn’t asking the witness if there’s a possibility the person in question was alive, the lawyer is trying to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the person in question was not only undeniably dead, but also impossible for the person to be alive.

  Source: my memory from a random comment on the internet, pay it forward

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon attempts wordplay⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It would’ve been funnier if a trans woman whose chosen name was Susan said that before going for the sex change. Or, I guess, more specifically, went to get her name legally changed to Susan. Elsewise it just sounds like OP was a big Johnny Cash fan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Schwartz is with Josh Gad as he says everyone who read his Spaceballs 2 script has been "blown away"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’ve finally found more money?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is mooning someone considered sexual assault?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t ruin OP’s strategic wishful thinking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was crazy once⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They put me in a room

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meeemmeees!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This post reads like shit!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨is this true?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bowser for Kart and Kirby for smash… makes sense

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the secret recipe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t wait to find out that Marika learned the ability to transform gender from Cap’n Crunch in the FromSoft x Quaker collab

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Who dreams this crap up?’: Kevin O'Leary slams new rule that allows employees to ignore their bosses after hours⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It trickled down over the years

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What the Lobstermen of Maine Tell Us About the Election⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think we should let them vote. I’m all for inclusiveness, but for humanity. I draw the line at Lobstermen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Instructions unclear: We're doing Vans now right?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A Van Halen Trojan van, where a mini van held Van Halen. In our folly, we took in the mini van to spite the shitposter’s offering to Povanden, unbeknowst to us the dangers that would sneak in when we let our Vanguard down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon needs help reading a social situation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  she keeps glancing at me

  I stop looking at her all the time

  hmmm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨uh oh⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a well-rounded meme

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨have you crimed today?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So, get away Another way to feeeeeeel what you didn’t want yourself to know

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tech support⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My method is that I’m both a shut-in and low-level employee so I only get a few emails a day which results in 0 unread emails

  who’s a broke friendless loser now 😎

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well I'm starved, who wants some jambalaya?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is some serious Siskoposting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's not going to go easy on you either⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For those seriously wondering, yes, in the U.S justice system, many celebrities have been on jury duty, as well as several politicians. Unfortunately, fictional characters aren’t typically allowed jury duty, meaning that you’ll never get a Quintesson to give you “Innocent” before throwing you into a vat of Sharkticons.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rishi Sunak announces 4 July general election⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Using the roman numeral system, I’d say we’re currently at an I-rate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA: Don't eat cicadas if you're allergic to shellfish... or at all⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I just put them in my mouth but not eat them if I want to scare children by opening my mouth so that they make that noise so children will think that the noise is coming out of my mouth and then fly out at them for the coup de grace?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Like, open the pid bat doors, Scoob

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vin Diesel’s New ‘Riddick’ Movie Moving Forward for Fall Shoot⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean like xXx?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We can do all three things at once⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Paper money, sure. But nickels and dimes? No thanks, I don’t want to walk around with radioactive currency

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DEAP computations⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It was a weird tv show back on some late night channel. That or a collective mass hallucination

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hustle tip⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Same. At least, not until years later when I realized how bad my eating habits have gotten

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THE CROW Official Trailer (2024) Bill Skarsgård, FKA Twigs⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thats what you think, last week Michael Bay broke down my door and used the ribbon from my Transformers G1 tapes to floss his ass provocatively in front of my parrot. Now my parrot won’t stop screaming “I don’t hate women, just bitches” and “it isn’t a slur if your slur it” while disregarding his own canonical events.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨at least half of you need to double check this switch⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The shitpost is also cursed