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• xkbx@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The spirit is willing, but the flesh is bruised and spongy

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• LegitimateEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sign me up for death by snu snu

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is this where the queue starts?

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  • KissMeNow@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hit me up on telegram:@Rossy1-1

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can I just give you my credit card number now and cut out all the fucking around?

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• Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If only my GF were like that…

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  • Karl@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If only my GF were…

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    • devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If only my GF…

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How does that work?

  Does she lay piles of eggs on the bed sheets and he just blasts loads on them to fertilize them?

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  • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mermaids appear to be mammals based on the tail fin orientation, so it’d be similar to dolphins.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Based on the tail fin orientation and not on the massive fucking titties?

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• vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Has the previous died because of testicles implosion?

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  • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, crushed pelvices

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• freeusething@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is why I like trains. If I time it right it just keeps going and going and going… one FWB ain’t enough

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• Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I a row? Hard to comply. In a day? please yes

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  • untorquer@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just comply softly then

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    • Tangent5280@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Like pushing rope through a rabbit burrow

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• M137@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  One of my luckiest and favourite things to be born with is being able to continue after I climax, I stay hard as long as there’s stimulation, and also not having post-nut clarity, I find the partner or porn as hot as I did before nutting and love continuing to please who I’m with until they want to stop. Few feelings better than having them barely able to walk to the toilet and saying something like “holy shit, I’m absolutely drained and my legs are still trembling” (OK, I realise this might read as some “I have sex” cringe. I’m not saying I’m some sex god or always able to make anyone finish, just that I feel very lucky to not be cursed with something the vast majority of other men are). It can be kind of a curse in itself though as I often continue watching porn for an hour or two after I finish and enjoy it just as much, sometimes climaxing more than once without a break. Have had partners who needed to literally say we have to stop as we have chores or other stuff that needs doing. But there have been some several day long sessions through the years when it was with partners who could keep up. Luckily not addicted though, that would have ruined my life I think.

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  • burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Beautiful thanks for share Facebook 😍😘

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  • vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Me when I was under 23

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• BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s always a jarring experience, going from doing it constantly to not at all. You’re not the only one in that boat at the moment

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  • bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Haha good to know im not alone 🤣

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• Tedesche@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hahaha rapeisfunnywwithmalevictims.

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• state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Back in the ring to take another swing.

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  • bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    FINISH HIM

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I know no such weakness.

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