SatansMaggotyCumFart
@SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
- Comment on How does death with a mechanical/artificial heart work? 7 hours ago:
Your body is alive but your brain is dead and that makes Jesus sad.
- Comment on First time making pickled eggs and I think they are just as eggcited about it as I am. 1 day ago:
Like eggs but pickled.
- Comment on What's your username and password? 1 day ago:
Nickelback?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 day ago:
A hole’s a hole.
- Comment on Indie dev defends criticism of Steam refund abuse amid review bombing of his game: 'It's wrong to refund a game after having fun with it and completing it' 1 day ago:
Oh I get you there.
I played The Witcher 3 for over a hundred hours and didn’t realize I didn’t like it until I went to have a threesome with Triss and Yennefer and instead got left with blue balls.
I would have returned that game right then and there if I could have.
- Comment on 50,424 AD 2 days ago:
Oooo this one has layers like an onion.
- Comment on "I'm in favor of a law that requires all telemarketers to wear shock collars that can be activated by pressing the pound (#) key." 2 days ago:
This is account is c/shit.
- Comment on "I'm in favor of a law that requires all telemarketers to wear shock collars that can be activated by pressing the pound (#) key." 2 days ago:
Same with people who crop artist’s names out of comics.
- Comment on Heron 5 days ago:
It’s a long story.
- Comment on Heron 5 days ago:
Oh man those guys can be nasty.
One time a blue heron bit my dick.
- Comment on Stick to the trail, they said 5 days ago:
It’s okay they had premarital sex like five minutes before.
I’ll be fine as a big, intelligent and good looking virgin.
- Comment on Computers don't make errors. 5 days ago:
Are you the shitpost police?
Gatekeeping the shit people can post?
Literally the first rule is ‘anything and everything goes.’
I’ gonna give you two dollars to fuck off.
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- Comment on edible 5 days ago:
- Comment on 1 benny 2 benny 3 benny 4 5 days ago:
I’ve always known Benzedrine as bennies.
- Comment on I wonder why the world is on fire? A mystery 1 week ago:
Oh man I’m gonna need like five more coffees before I’ll understand that.
- Comment on I wonder why the world is on fire? A mystery 1 week ago:
I’m sorry but I’m still not picking up what you’re putting down.
- Comment on I wonder why the world is on fire? A mystery 1 week ago:
What?
- Comment on Pink Granite, or prime beef? 1 week ago:
I’ve definitely had better horse meat.
- Comment on It’s always too little or too much. There is no in between 1 week ago:
I do the amount that fits between my thumb and index finger when I hold them in a circle per person.
- Comment on I wonder why the world is on fire? A mystery 1 week ago:
Let me guess;
Super cool and reasonable guy?
- Comment on I wonder why the world is on fire? A mystery 1 week ago:
- Comment on I wonder why the world is on fire? A mystery 1 week ago:
Things were pretty good here in the states.
- Comment on I wonder why the world is on fire? A mystery 1 week ago:
Those are the excuses I’m talking about.
- Comment on I wonder why the world is on fire? A mystery 1 week ago:
You’re just upset that you’re not as smart or hard working as someone like Elon Musk or Trump.
- Comment on I wonder why the world is on fire? A mystery 1 week ago:
Common people.
That’s the reason why in the ‘50’s people could work at a gas station and still afford a house and family.
- Comment on I wonder why the world is on fire? A mystery 1 week ago:
Right after China does.
- Comment on I wonder why the world is on fire? A mystery 1 week ago:
Capitalism is the only economic model that consistently works.
Every time socialism/communism fails everyone is making excuses why but capitalism keeps moving along making people’s lives better.
- Comment on Sorry about the immense compression lol 1 week ago:
‘Jesus is coming’ he yells as two thousand years of edging turns it into a sticky extinction event.
- Comment on Black coffee 1 week ago:
You know how people with anti-tailgating bumper stickers are also the worse and most clueless drivers going ten under the speed limit?
I think we’ve found the reason why people don’t care if your order is correct or not.
