SatansMaggotyCumFart

@SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world

• After I take the potatoes out of the watermedia.piefed.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Truth Is Out There⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Well whatever it’s called look at that ass.

• Got to keep your driveway clear!media.piefed.world ↗
  Submitted ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩ | ⁨2⁩ ⁨comments⁩
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Truth Is Out There⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  What is it called if you’re sexually attracted to Bigfoot?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact of the day:

  All Michelin starred restaurants are required to have drive-thrus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Correlation equals causation⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The Mike stands for money and the D for diamonds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Linux just works until it doesn't⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I believe one of those two statements.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Correlation equals causation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh man that was a week’s worth of talking to dead relatives with a mouth full of sand.

  4/10 would do again if there’s nothing else around.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Correlation equals causation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s because you didn’t do enough drugs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Good butter ain’t bland.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people eat this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  If that sandwich is bland it’s on you it clearly says to add butter, salt and pepper to taste.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gail the snail?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  What if you’re partly crumby but also partly self-aware?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cursed taxidermy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope it has a built in Fleshlight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Correlation equals causation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I do drugs and I have lots of money so yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn't my phone put all of my apps to "sleep" by default?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait my phone collects data about me?

  I thought the covid vaccine did that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A mural drawn by artist: Topsy depicting Alex Pretti trying to protect Lady Justice from ICE.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe he changed his style and the spelling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your GF has always wanted to know the answer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And if I shake it more then thrice for you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trying to shake the PTSD now. Anyone else?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Back time to be a New Yorker though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Schlip schlop⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you trying to get us to talk about Fight Club?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Schlip schlop⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the Kill Bill movies where he finally included enough of Uma’s feet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elsa sings Frozen in Klingon⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s going start into my spank bank.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mandola effect⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s morbin’ time!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The #1 trick Furries dont want you to know!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I shower twice a year whether I need it or not and it’s not my problem if that schedule coincides with the furcon thank you very much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why adding modern controls to 1996's Tomb Raider simply doesn't work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it because she falls over with proper physics?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel very pretty and nice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Almost thirty hours since you’ve complied the kernel?

  I too enjoy retro Arch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lab anxiety⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Low-guilt free dinner!

  Also a global pandemic has historically been good for the planet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lab anxiety⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I find it helps if you reuse the animals you kill for dinner that night.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fixed that for you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I just want him to have a huge ketamine party in his hot tub.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes to therapy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I fucked so many good christian girls (and boys) up the ass in high school.

  They all got married as virgins too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too much milk makes my tummy hurt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What you want to do up my belly with your creamy nutrition?