SatansMaggotyCumFart
@SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
- Comment on I volunteer as tribute! 1 day ago:
That’s just a Yoko Ono.
- Comment on #freepenisman 1 day ago:
They’d use Chris Pratt for the better box office return.
- Comment on #freepenisman 1 day ago:
Real life Joker.
- Comment on Same for me 2 days ago:
I’d call my pastor a two-pump chump and he’d get so pissed.
- Comment on Cooking 😋 4 days ago:
It wouldn’t work well if it wasn’t.
- Comment on Cooking 😋 4 days ago:
I only use the LD50 but that's mostly to stop people from getting seconds.
- Comment on Say it slowly. 4 days ago:
It's actually 3etter do you have a fucking problem reading?
- Comment on Hotdog, egg, and pickle bunt aspic 5 days ago:
Probably Quaaludes.
- Comment on Piss 6 days ago:
Piss posting in a shit posting community is a crime that exile isn’t enough for.
- Comment on DO IT! 6 days ago:
But Ralph isn't in Watchmen.
- Comment on DO IT! 6 days ago:
Why is Ralph naked?
- Comment on Chicken banana 1 week ago:
Finally a proper fucking shitpost.
- Comment on I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween 1 week ago:
I do apologize for having standards.
- Comment on I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween 1 week ago:
There’s shitposts and shitty shitposts and this is like pulling out and being hit with Taco Bell diarrhea.
- Comment on I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween 1 week ago:
2006 Facebook level memes are the worst.
OP should spend more time sharing his wife and less time shitposting.
- Comment on I baked eye ball cookies for Halloween 1 week ago:
They’ll be stale by Halloween but this was fist posted to Facebook by a drunk uncle nineteen years ago.
- Comment on What happens when a cake is farted upon? 1 week ago:
!fartingoncakes@lemmy.world
No safe for work (or cakes).
- Comment on Rollercoaster 1 week ago:
Ah returnee's release.
- Comment on Based and Red Pilled Gigachad, many such cases 😔 1 week ago:
ML is basically the same too.
- Comment on Anon doesn't fit in 1 week ago:
Stay there long enough and you’ll fuck hot waitresses and hostesses all day long and you’ll realize they’re all more fucked than you’ll ever be.
- Comment on Anon doesn't fit in 1 week ago:
Just become a line cook you’ll be the most normal one there.
- Comment on It's only funny when I do it 1 week ago:
I reported this as hate speech.
- Comment on Too bad famous paintings like this don't have captions like the ones I added 1 week ago:
You should NSFW this.
I'm surprised Facebook didn't take this down before you reposted it.
- Comment on lemmyusa.com is engaging in vote manipulation, suggest defederating unless it is addressed. 1 week ago:
That community you’re talking about is the exact same person doing a bit though.
- Comment on Plump prophet proved perfectly precise 1 week ago:
Maybe he just left the little guy hanging.
- Comment on Plump prophet proved perfectly precise 1 week ago:
It happens to the best of us and sometimes squirrel nuts too.
- Comment on Plump prophet proved perfectly precise 1 week ago:
Hey I see something I'm going to try to fit in my ass, my mouth or both and it's perfectly natural.
- Comment on Plump prophet proved perfectly precise 1 week ago:
Probably better in your ass than your mouth.
- Comment on lemmyusa.com is engaging in vote manipulation, suggest defederating unless it is addressed. 2 weeks ago:
That entire instance is suspect.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
He might have been a decent guy who said some nice things but he wasn’t the son of god or part of the holy trinity.
His mother was a slut who’s lie became a religion.