SatansMaggotyCumFart
@SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
- Comment on It's been a tough month 9 hours ago:
- Comment on It's been a tough month 11 hours ago:
Where are her nipples?
- Comment on Just april... 11 hours ago:
Well he eats normal mustard and wears normal suits so he hasn’t broken any of the two commandments.
- Comment on tuff enuff 1 day ago:
He likes mirrors a lot too.
- Comment on Not to get into a debate. If God is so omnipotent and above humans why does he or she have emotions? Like smiting or being upset or wrath? 2 days ago:
If god is Jewish what did he use to circumcise himself?
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 2 days ago:
Wait why would I jack a coat if I already have a condom on?
- Comment on Anon has a very specific goal 2 days ago:
Drugs.
- Comment on 2 days ago:
She’s beautiful.
She smells like sauerkraut, has a thin coating of cat hair and hums Carolyn Willis songs.
- Submitted 3 days ago to [deleted] | 11 comments
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 3 days ago:
Jack what?
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 4 days ago:
Semen isn’t gravity fed so I don’t think the lack of it would make a difference.
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 4 days ago:
That’s when you eat your cum so you don’t have to clean up right?
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 4 days ago:
People venturing outside of our atmosphere are advised against pleasuring themselves in zero gravity.
The reason? Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.
Seems all they have to do is invent some kind of nutsack.
- Comment on A little added bass to that song 5 days ago:
- Comment on A little added bass to that song 5 days ago:
No shame in that I’d sniff her farts too.
- Submitted 5 days ago to [deleted] | 20 comments
- Comment on Crowd goes wild 5 days ago:
Reminds me of that old joke about Michael Jackson and twenty five year olds.
- Comment on Checkmate fishies, I'm coming for you 5 days ago:
Underwater and under water are different though.
- Comment on Every time 5 days ago:
I don’t know why liberals have such a bad reputation if we’re not the biggest political bloc we’re the second.
Every time.
- Comment on Lying cables 1 week ago:
Laying pipe is fucking.
- Comment on no complaints tho 1 week ago:
Two middle aged men scissoring?
- Comment on Lying cables 1 week ago:
Laying cable means shitting on a sexual partner.
Good times.
- Comment on School of hard knocks 1 week ago:
Better than a master-tater.
- Comment on School of hard knocks 1 week ago:
Why didn’t she just sue the potatoes?
- Comment on The throne 1 week ago:
You can keep your pants on if you side saddle like a real man.
- Comment on Proof Artemis mission was really to collect a dragon ball to protect earth from Frieza 1 week ago:
So your ejaculate would look like a poached egg?
- Comment on Not even close 1 week ago:
I wasn’t sure if she was guilty or not but after that speech I am.
- Comment on Anon judges gaming servers 1 week ago:
I was a line cook during old school Xbox days and the language I heard there made me uncomfortable.
- Comment on Look at this photograph 1 week ago:
He looks like the type of guy you shouldn’t take candy from.
- Comment on Tryna catch me riding dirty 1 week ago:
Me with a gram of pure LSD:
‘You know what, I’ll let the cops take it.’.
