SatansMaggotyCumFart

@SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHOLE MILK⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Kid Rick is looking hot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a PC gamer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  What if everyone is on the cloud in the shooter?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"In Minecraft"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tune a fish⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If I twist the knobs on my wife too hard she shits herself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The greatest subtitle in history⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d sniff ‘em.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welp straight to the bin⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I was a kid I didn’t know about sex.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welp straight to the bin⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I strapped my cat to a rocket when I was a kid to seed other planets with them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fleshlights are easier to clean after.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wicked hangover⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Only if your dealer rounds down.

  Should be closer to 454.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ruining my life⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Then you’ll be smashing more pussy than a mississippian at a family reunion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ruining my life⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s true if you smoke two meths it reverses the gay polarity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have a rasberry pi 5 collecting dust, what are some neat useful things i can do with it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re a big fan of drugs so it’s not problematic or any of your business.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have a rasberry pi 5 collecting dust, what are some neat useful things i can do with it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a little person I feed drugs to do all this stuff for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just like my mom’s!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Couldn't have said it better⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m having a stroke right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A line more crushing than "are you almost finished"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As a premature ejaculator I’ve never heard that line.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You were always on my mind⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not nearly as big as a gherkin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You were always on my mind⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I dm’d you a good pickle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can use them for either or both⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And I like to toss salads!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get that silicussy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  These crackers are slicing up my dick real good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do women fart when they pee too?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If I have to fart when I relax to drain the old main vein I’ll fart too.

  I was asking if this happens to the ladies too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Power through⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I work hard so I can afford good root beer you should try it sometime.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Power through⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Faygo is literally the only part of life those juggalos have figured out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Power through⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is literally the worst type of root beer.

• Do women fart when they pee too?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wish I made a dime⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I masturbate while I poop.

  I’m getting pretty good at yo-yoing the turd up and down like a dildo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The boiled peanut is superior to the baked bean.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I use your instant pot too.

  It’s great.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As Lemmy's Ice beans the only ICE we need, right?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These would be great with scotch.

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