SatansMaggotyCumFart
@SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
- Comment on I asked for no sauce and got these instead 1 week ago:
Fast food creates environmental waste.
Those packets are nothing compared to the rest.
- Comment on Well, I mean they probably... Maybe they... 1 week ago:
Seven centimeters?
That's almost three inches which is completely unrealistic expectations.
- Comment on I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple 1 week ago:
Yeah it would improve the taste of the pineapples.
- Comment on Age + BUN = Lasix dose 1 week ago:
Are you scared of a little cankle?
- Comment on When everything is fake and we continue to believe it 1 week ago:
Anyone following this account's posts shouldn't be surprised to see these kind of posts mixed in especially with Trump's Epstein connections being at the forefront of American's minds right now.
- Comment on Every time 1 week ago:
I’d eat vegetarians even though they’d probably be tough and bitter.
- Comment on Age + BUN = Lasix dose 1 week ago:
I wonder what those steel shoelaces are torqued to.
- Comment on roundest birb 1 week ago:
Now we just need a slingshot.
- Comment on investment 1 week ago:
I get mine through unprotected sex with strangers.
- Comment on People often say "Don't talk to the police", but what if a friend, neighbor, or a loved one gets kidnapped and you want to help the victim? 2 weeks ago:
I think wildbus8979 was deflecting by saying other country's cops are bad too when the US's cops is uniquely bad.
ICE is literally kidnapping people off the streets and disappearing them in countries they've never been right now.
- Comment on hey, I think I've seen that one 2 weeks ago:
In the words of Moe Szyslak ‘I ain't never said no to a dead girl yet!’
- Comment on People often say "Don't talk to the police", but what if a friend, neighbor, or a loved one gets kidnapped and you want to help the victim? 2 weeks ago:
Cops in the US are in the news with ICE kidnapping people and sending them to countries they’ve never been to right now so I’d say cops in the US are pretty bad.
I’d take a RCMP over them any day.
- Comment on People often say "Don't talk to the police", but what if a friend, neighbor, or a loved one gets kidnapped and you want to help the victim? 2 weeks ago:
They asked if cops in the us are that bad and you responded with an article about a Canadian city.
- Comment on People often say "Don't talk to the police", but what if a friend, neighbor, or a loved one gets kidnapped and you want to help the victim? 2 weeks ago:
They asked if cops in the us are that bad and you responded with an article about a Canadian city.
- Comment on I LIKE CORN! 2 weeks ago:
I was thinking of the one who lost her front teeth but I remember the scalping one too.
- Comment on People often say "Don't talk to the police", but what if a friend, neighbor, or a loved one gets kidnapped and you want to help the victim? 2 weeks ago:
Saskatoon isn’t the US.
- Comment on I LIKE CORN! 2 weeks ago:
Have you ever seen the lady who attaches the corn to a drill so she can eat it really fast?
- Comment on As expected every page in the book is blank 2 weeks ago:
Pussy.
- Comment on This new SSD will literally self destruct if you push the big red button it comes with — Team Group posts video of data destruction in action 2 weeks ago:
The magic pixies are escaping.
- Comment on A Donkey Kong film is seemingly in development at Universal Pictures and Nintendo — registered at the US Copyright Office 2 weeks ago:
I hope they have either Bruce Lee or Patrick Swayze voice Donkey Kong.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
But unprotected anal is just the bee’s knees.
- Comment on Another bad ending for the Road Runner 2 weeks ago:
Probably just used the same title as the one they found on Facebook.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Have you ever fuck an alcoholic up the ass?
That shit kind of burns when they haven’t had a solid shit for a month.
- Comment on Where were you when the final Garfield comic dropped...? 2 weeks ago:
Tonight is pizza and anal night it gets messy.
- Comment on Corederella 2 weeks ago:
Reminder that the demon core was only 3-1/2” or about one dick length in diameter.
- Comment on Pretty woman stepping on you 2 weeks ago:
If she lined it up right she could get all three and make some kind of stiletto ball kabob.
- Comment on Pretty woman stepping on you 2 weeks ago:
I'd like her to penetrate one ball with her stilettos.
- Comment on I can fix her 2 weeks ago:
Maybe but she'll need one after too.
- Comment on Now You Can Buy In-Game DLC And Pay It Off Later 2 weeks ago:
Now I can afford delivery apps too!
- Comment on Krafton Delays ‘Subnautica 2’ Game Ahead of $250 Million Payout 3 weeks ago:
Thirty seconds of oxygen left, please enter credit card information to refill tanks.