SatansMaggotyCumFart

@SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everytime i come across a 3d printing post⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t shorten my name it’s like A Tribe Called Quest you say (or write) the whole thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everytime i come across a 3d printing post⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  What did you just call me?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everytime i come across a 3d printing post⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  See it doesn’t hurt to have a bit of a sense of humor now does it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everytime i come across a 3d printing post⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Sir (or madam) you do realize this is a serious shitposting community right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everytime i come across a 3d printing post⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  And here I thought you blocked me!

  I’m glad you saw the light and would like to continue to see my genius contributions to the conversations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everytime i come across a 3d printing post⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  And in my defense this is a shitpost community.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everytime i come across a 3d printing post⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I just found my girlfriend's account.

  I swear that's ten inches babe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨inspirational⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I like motor boating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everytime i come across a 3d printing post⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Functionally-identical microrubber pollution doesn't quite have the ring that microplastics does.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everytime i come across a 3d printing post⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you plug your computer into a current bush and a lan tree?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everytime i come across a 3d printing post⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  5mm what's that like ten inches?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everytime i come across a 3d printing post⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You must live in a city, elitist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everytime i come across a 3d printing post⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Fifth grade?

  I can't afford me no college education you liberal!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everytime i come across a 3d printing post⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Shouldn't those be micro rubbers and I'm not talking about my condoms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vampire: the Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 Pre-Order Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah man I was hoping for some crunchy vampire titties.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everytime i come across a 3d printing post⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Tires are made of rubber though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love bpd girls⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  That's the point when you should double check the status of your insurance with your broker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you realize your laptop hasn't been plugged in for the last 4 hours you've been working...⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you ever read State of Fear?

  I don't really recommend it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you realize your laptop hasn't been plugged in for the last 4 hours you've been working...⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that when the T-rex brings Dr. Ellie Sattler to a quivering orgasm?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you realize your laptop hasn't been plugged in for the last 4 hours you've been working...⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I've always called it Quentin Tarantino's entire fucking career.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or at least I will when I find another FWB 😅⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lies of p has been really good!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  … many tries after, I slay them like I dance!

  If this was me it would be awkwardly after prematurely ejaculating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or at least I will when I find another FWB 😅⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Based on the tail fin orientation and not on the massive fucking titties?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or at least I will when I find another FWB 😅⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I just give you my credit card number now and cut out all the fucking around?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't believe I made this without ChatGPT⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Next time try making the meme without a pedophile.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or at least I will when I find another FWB 😅⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  How does that work?

  Does she lay piles of eggs on the bed sheets and he just blasts loads on them to fertilize them?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon thinks there is a bicurious double standard⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking a twink is the manliness thing a man can do and if anyone wants to disagree with that I’ll fuck you too and I’m straight as fuck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨that's a sunday night⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You have to let it breath for the five minutes it takes to pound it back, ugly cry, puke and pass out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well that didn't work out as planned⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you block the OP you’ll get rid of 90% of these drunk uncle on Facebook level ‘memes.’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨playlist for one of those days⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re a great band I’d suggest starting with their first album How to Clean Everything.