SatansMaggotyCumFart
@SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
- Comment on If they're wet farts would the suit eventually start to rust? 2 weeks ago:
Is that a fishy sidepiece?
- Comment on If they're wet farts would the suit eventually start to rust? 2 weeks ago:
How exactly would you rub one out in there though?
- Comment on Cheap hood gas 2 weeks ago:
Antipenites.
- Comment on Cheap hood gas 2 weeks ago:
So if you lower the hood they charge you 40¢ more?
- Comment on Valve Uploads Steam Controller Unboxing Video, Launch Imminent 2 weeks ago:
If you have a friend who constantly plays Skyrim for short periods they’re playing vr porn too.
- Comment on Valve Uploads Steam Controller Unboxing Video, Launch Imminent 2 weeks ago:
There’s mods that take their clothes off too.
- Comment on It's been a tough month 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on It's been a tough month 2 weeks ago:
Where are her nipples?
- Comment on Just april... 2 weeks ago:
Well he eats normal mustard and wears normal suits so he hasn’t broken any of the two commandments.
- Comment on tuff enuff 3 weeks ago:
He likes mirrors a lot too.
- Comment on Not to get into a debate. If God is so omnipotent and above humans why does he or she have emotions? Like smiting or being upset or wrath? 3 weeks ago:
If god is Jewish what did he use to circumcise himself?
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 3 weeks ago:
Wait why would I jack a coat if I already have a condom on?
- Comment on Anon has a very specific goal 3 weeks ago:
Drugs.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
She’s beautiful.
She smells like sauerkraut, has a thin coating of cat hair and hums Carolyn Willis songs.
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 13 comments
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 3 weeks ago:
Jack what?
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 3 weeks ago:
Semen isn’t gravity fed so I don’t think the lack of it would make a difference.
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 3 weeks ago:
That’s when you eat your cum so you don’t have to clean up right?
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 3 weeks ago:
People venturing outside of our atmosphere are advised against pleasuring themselves in zero gravity.
The reason? Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.
Seems all they have to do is invent some kind of nutsack.
- Comment on A little added bass to that song 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on A little added bass to that song 3 weeks ago:
No shame in that I’d sniff her farts too.
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 20 comments
- Comment on Crowd goes wild 3 weeks ago:
Reminds me of that old joke about Michael Jackson and twenty five year olds.
- Comment on Checkmate fishies, I'm coming for you 3 weeks ago:
Underwater and under water are different though.
- Comment on Every time 3 weeks ago:
I don’t know why liberals have such a bad reputation if we’re not the biggest political bloc we’re the second.
Every time.
- Comment on Lying cables 4 weeks ago:
Laying pipe is fucking.
- Comment on no complaints tho 4 weeks ago:
Two middle aged men scissoring?
- Comment on Lying cables 4 weeks ago:
Laying cable means shitting on a sexual partner.
Good times.
- Comment on School of hard knocks 4 weeks ago:
Better than a master-tater.
- Comment on School of hard knocks 4 weeks ago:
Why didn’t she just sue the potatoes?
