SatansMaggotyCumFart

@SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I asked for no sauce and got these instead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fast food creates environmental waste.

  Those packets are nothing compared to the rest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, I mean they probably... Maybe they...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Seven centimeters?

  That's almost three inches which is completely unrealistic expectations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah it would improve the taste of the pineapples.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Age + BUN = Lasix dose⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you scared of a little cankle?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When everything is fake and we continue to believe it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone following this account's posts shouldn't be surprised to see these kind of posts mixed in especially with Trump's Epstein connections being at the forefront of American's minds right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d eat vegetarians even though they’d probably be tough and bitter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Age + BUN = Lasix dose⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder what those steel shoelaces are torqued to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨roundest birb⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now we just need a slingshot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨investment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I get mine through unprotected sex with strangers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People often say "Don't talk to the police", but what if a friend, neighbor, or a loved one gets kidnapped and you want to help the victim?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think wildbus8979 was deflecting by saying other country's cops are bad too when the US's cops is uniquely bad.

  ICE is literally kidnapping people off the streets and disappearing them in countries they've never been right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hey, I think I've seen that one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In the words of Moe Szyslak ‘I ain't never said no to a dead girl yet!’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People often say "Don't talk to the police", but what if a friend, neighbor, or a loved one gets kidnapped and you want to help the victim?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cops in the US are in the news with ICE kidnapping people and sending them to countries they’ve never been to right now so I’d say cops in the US are pretty bad.

  I’d take a RCMP over them any day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People often say "Don't talk to the police", but what if a friend, neighbor, or a loved one gets kidnapped and you want to help the victim?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They asked if cops in the us are that bad and you responded with an article about a Canadian city.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People often say "Don't talk to the police", but what if a friend, neighbor, or a loved one gets kidnapped and you want to help the victim?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They asked if cops in the us are that bad and you responded with an article about a Canadian city.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I LIKE CORN!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was thinking of the one who lost her front teeth but I remember the scalping one too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People often say "Don't talk to the police", but what if a friend, neighbor, or a loved one gets kidnapped and you want to help the victim?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Saskatoon isn’t the US.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I LIKE CORN!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you ever seen the lady who attaches the corn to a drill so she can eat it really fast?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As expected every page in the book is blank⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pussy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This new SSD will literally self destruct if you push the big red button it comes with — Team Group posts video of data destruction in action⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The magic pixies are escaping.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Donkey Kong film is seemingly in development at Universal Pictures and Nintendo — registered at the US Copyright Office⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope they have either Bruce Lee or Patrick Swayze voice Donkey Kong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But unprotected anal is just the bee’s knees.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another bad ending for the Road Runner⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably just used the same title as the one they found on Facebook.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you ever fuck an alcoholic up the ass?

  That shit kind of burns when they haven’t had a solid shit for a month.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where were you when the final Garfield comic dropped...?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tonight is pizza and anal night it gets messy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corederella⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminder that the demon core was only 3-1/2” or about one dick length in diameter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty woman stepping on you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If she lined it up right she could get all three and make some kind of stiletto ball kabob.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty woman stepping on you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I'd like her to penetrate one ball with her stilettos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can fix her⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe but she'll need one after too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now You Can Buy In-Game DLC And Pay It Off Later⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I can afford delivery apps too!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Krafton Delays ‘Subnautica 2’ Game Ahead of $250 Million Payout⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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