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- Comment on Asmeinkampf 2 hours ago:
Can’t hold that against him a good blood and cum wall really ties the room together.
- Comment on Anon reads the ink blot 17 hours ago:
Rorschach and Tyler Durden are both personal heroes of mine.
- Comment on Worst thumbnail 2 days ago:
Mine too but that’s mostly because I was a boy scout.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
Yeah I wouldn’t want to live there either but mostly because there’s no houses there and where would I plug in my computer?
- Comment on Why don;t most of us Americans only need like one foreign language to pass high school? Why not make it mandatory for like 3 or 4 languages?Would that not give us the upper hand when traveling? 2 days ago:
Why would I learn another language when everyone else should just learn american.
- Comment on stop hiding in there 3 days ago:
I see someone isn’t doing their preventative waffle stomps.
- Comment on Wise words 4 days ago:
Scissoring is when women smash clams and the runs is when you’re pissing out of your asshole.
- Comment on Taxes are cool 5 days ago:
I like it when daddy america dominates me by forcing me to pay taxes like the dirty little slut I am.
- Comment on nine eleven 6 days ago:
Your dad.
- Comment on Some of you had healthy childhoods... 6 days ago:
I bet only one or two of us held our dad’s fleshlights.
- Comment on Dating apps from 2018-2022 were wild. Might still be but I've been monogamous since late 2023. 1 week ago:
I don’t get it are you planning on dumping a fifth margarita on her face?
Don’t you realize how expensive those things are these days?
- Comment on i'm a cockwarming enthusiast🫶 1 week ago:
They have apps for both those things these days.
- Comment on workplace enrichment activities 1 week ago:
But you could I’ve heard you’re a legend in this kitchen.
- Comment on hot girls hate fascism❤️🔥 1 week ago:
Hey I get knocked down but I get up again.
- Comment on hot girls hate fascism❤️🔥 1 week ago:
It’s still not funny.
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- Comment on when people on here tell me to diversify my posts: 1 week ago:
There’s a couple other variables you’re not considering like dick-to-floor distance or mean jerk time.
- Comment on What's the weirdest argument you've gotten into with someone? 1 week ago:
There’s nothing worse than a workaholic in denial.
- Comment on hot girls hate fascism❤️🔥 1 week ago:
That’s a pretty fucking personal question.
- Comment on hot girls hate fascism❤️🔥 1 week ago:
Transvestigations are never funny/
- Comment on hot girls hate fascism❤️🔥 1 week ago:
I would beg to differ as my mom is a monument and my wife is an obelisk.
- Comment on hot girls hate fascism❤️🔥 1 week ago:
This falls apart when you consider Sydney Sweeney.
- Comment on Anon makes some changes 1 week ago:
You don’t want to do a job interview while being backed up with five days of semen you’ll come in your pants if the interviewer says something nice.
- Comment on Will it float rule 1 week ago:
The better question with giraffes is ‘will it blend?’.
- Comment on Teeeheeeee 1 week ago:
That’s how you make your preacher jealous.
- Comment on Population per capita of US states 1 week ago:
It really makes you think you know?
- Comment on Turkey Mention 1 week ago:
PETA hates all animals that’s why they want people to eat what they eat and starve them.
- Comment on Turkey Mention 1 week ago:
Being eaten by a superior creature is part of a turkey’s lifecycle and who are we to deny them that honor?
- Comment on Normal 1 week ago:
I want breast implants on my wiener.
- Comment on Meta: Shit post on shitpost 1 week ago:
I don’t get it.