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- Comment on Never count your chickens before they hatch 28 minutes ago:
There’s only one joke here and it’s not you or the meme.
- Comment on Never count your chickens before they hatch 29 minutes ago:
Nah I stand by my statement and I’m not your son, bud.
- Comment on Never count your chickens before they hatch 1 hour ago:
Well i this is shit posting, I like my moldy shit posting
Aneurysm posting even.
- Comment on Never count your chickens before they hatch 1 hour ago:
Even I know this joke was moldy when it went around Facebook fifteen years ago.
- Comment on Never count your chickens before they hatch 2 hours ago:
You have low standards if you consider this a joke.
- Comment on The reason women cover their drinks 1 day ago:
Stevie looks like a melting penis.
- Comment on Phrasing! 2 days ago:
A whole lot of witty banter and catty remarks.
- Comment on FACTS 3 days ago:
Fucking other men is actually the straightest thing you can do.
- Comment on Your childhood smells 3 days ago:
No cuddles.
No discord.
- Comment on Your childhood smells 4 days ago:
Now you sound like my pastor.
- Comment on Your childhood smells 4 days ago:
No I'm a lone wolf.
- Comment on Your childhood smells 4 days ago:
Where's the bag of coke that you stole from your mother's boyfriend?
- Comment on What does Gotye think about all of this? 5 days ago:
Now and then, I think of when we were together
Like when you said you felt so happy you could die.
- Comment on Pumpkin spice! 5 days ago:
I made a pumpkin spice latte flavored soup yesterday and my wife is now seeking a divorce.
- Comment on Change my mind 5 days ago:
Arguing in Andrew Tate's youtube comment sections are some of the most intellectual conversations I've personally had.
- Comment on Following Doom & Doom II, Duke Nukem 3D Is The Latest Classic FPS To Get A Voxel Transformation 5 days ago:
I was of an age when this came out where those tasseled stripper titties will forever be engraved into my memory.
I will definitely be checking this out.
- Comment on Wasn't as stealthy as one thought 5 days ago:
My dog walked up to a tree one time lifted his leg and shat and looked like his asshole just pulled a fast one on him.
- Comment on TOOT TOOT CHUGGA CHUGGA MOTHERFUCKA 5 days ago:
That lady looks like she smells like cheap beer and cigarettes and always has a couple of points of speed on her.
- Comment on Chuck Schumer Faces Pushback From a ‘Fight Club’ of Senate Democrats 5 days ago:
Mamdani doesn’t want people to run against Jeffries.
- Comment on A thoughtful birthday gift that can be treasured forever 5 days ago:
There's got to be a way you can fart into a low pressure vessel and compress it like they do with LNG or helium.
Or maybe some kind of fart sucking system.
- Comment on A thoughtful birthday gift that can be treasured forever 5 days ago:
I'm afraid the back pressure will pop my rectum.
- Comment on The Witcher 3 director's new RPG The Blood of Dawnwalker is different to that classic CD Projekt Red game in one big way: it doesn't have a main quest [Eurogamer] 5 days ago:
As long as they have a dark and gritty twunk leading it.
- Comment on The Witcher 3 director's new RPG The Blood of Dawnwalker is different to that classic CD Projekt Red game in one big way: it doesn't have a main quest [Eurogamer] 5 days ago:
That's basically Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild though.
- Comment on Stupid recipe 5 days ago:
It is a well-known substitution but you can't say you followed the recipe exactly after doing that.
- Comment on A thoughtful birthday gift that can be treasured forever 5 days ago:
I'm still trying to figure out how to inflate a ballon with farts.
- Comment on tragic 6 days ago:
I think Jesus is too scrawny to properly render.
- Comment on tragic 6 days ago:
Microwaving newborns is generally frowned upon.
- Comment on dating profile 6 days ago:
I'd like to seize those means of production.
- Comment on Racism restaurant 1 week ago:
Cheese and cracker.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Hehe tell ‘em twinkles.