I offered to buy the large size, but no....she said she didn't want any

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• houndeyes@toast.ooo ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Get that AI outta here!

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    • Psionicsickness@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Bro that gif is older than you.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  The more you have to explain a joke the funnier it gets.

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  • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Good thing I brought her a Salad…

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yep. A lap salad

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I must have a filthy mind because how can so many think the picture is really about her eating french fries

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s cropped pornography so it’s pretty fucking obvious.

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• okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Bro, you gotta order two. That way you’re prepared to satisfy her irresistible urges.

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  • kungen@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    You’d think so, but then she doesn’t actually want it, and you either need to gorge it down or waste it.

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    • CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The trick is to SECRETLY order a double portion of fries so the GF isn’t aware that you have a double portion. She only becomes defensive if she knows there’s fuckery aimed at her.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Ok. Whatever, dude!

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• anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Are you new to this? You just suck it up and buy the large anyway. Just in case.

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• eurodyne@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  It’s easy to avoid this if you just fuck man instead

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