houndeyes
@houndeyes@toast.ooo
- Submitted 1 week ago to [deleted] | 17 comments
- Comment on happy ween yall 1 week ago:
American Spirits. Nice.
Lul. I had a classmate bum one off me once.
“Aw, damn, not American Spirits,” he said. I ask him why. “These shits burn forever!” he said. It was winter and he didn’t want to be outside smoking a ciggy for half an hour.
- Comment on But every time I lay down it feels like I'm about to shit myself again 2 weeks ago:
Sorry to hear bruh.
Be careful not to strain, or part two will be hemorrhoid boogaloo.
- Comment on fr fr 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Autumn Steam sales 4 weeks ago:
My dude, I’ve got 100+ hours and followed along with some video guides and I still don’t know what I’m doing. Pretty sure that’s the game.
- Submitted 5 weeks ago to [deleted] | 1 comment
- Comment on Adult friendships be like: "I miss you bro let's hang out in November" 5 weeks ago:
Why November?
N3 solidarity?
- Comment on Sacre blu 1 month ago:
I know what that guy’s name means thanks to Dexter’s Laboratory.
- Comment on Cooking Is Fun 1 month ago:
- Comment on This Far and No Further 1 month ago:
Damn, like Minority Report for food. PreDine Division.
- Comment on Ignorance is bliss 2 months ago:
- Submitted 2 months ago to [deleted] | 66 comments
- Comment on Grandma must have really loved Pringles. 2 months ago:
- Comment on Wait until I jam my ring in it 2 months ago:
It looks like it’s about to betray a legion of Spartans.
- Comment on I offered to buy the large size, but no....she said she didn't want any 2 months ago:
- Comment on The legendary PS2 2 months ago:
Not only do I know what a PS2 is, I know what a PS/2 is too.
- Comment on Wow. okay. Didn't need to go that hard. 2 months ago:
Mein leiben!
- Comment on Wow. okay. Didn't need to go that hard. 2 months ago:
Some suck at the work and they don’t improve the vibe, they gotta go.
Basically all my past managers.
- Comment on Aussies Will Now Have To Age Verify To Play R18+ Games On Xbox Series X/PC 2 months ago:
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- Comment on Quite a quirky design 😄 Can anyone guess the right way to open it? 3 months ago:
- Comment on I know Reddit sucks but this one is funny. 3 months ago:
their verifier took multiple photos of my head for a 3D scan
They’re plan is to replace their creators with AI-generated content based on those scans.
OnlyScans.
- Comment on Vaguely remember them 3 months ago:
Skate keys?
- Comment on Prang mantas 3 months ago:
I say a little prang for youuu ♫
- Comment on By the Emperor... 3 months ago:
Engage the Sus-an Membrane.
- Comment on Happiest day of my life! I'm gonna be a dad! 🥰 3 months ago:
Lookin’ like the space fetus from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
- Comment on when you eat a cherry cordial, do you bite off the nipple and suck out the cum first? 3 months ago:
- Comment on Urine Luck 3 months ago:
Wait until you find out where milk comes from.
- Comment on I GOT IT 3 months ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
a shoebill
I love these guize! I’d read somewhere they stand still for hours so went to the zoo to see but it was walking around and shaking its wings and stuff. Fond memory.
- Comment on why do rich people like marrying their cousins so much? 3 months ago:
