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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was better than sitting near a crying kid⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Are those ads on the overhead luggage doors?

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• 𝙄 𝙖𝙢 ... 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙬!toast.ooo ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨back in those days...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Interestingly, I have never been to a Five Guys where it has been five guys.

  Usually two guys, three guys, two guys one girl, two girls one guy. But I don’t recall five guys on shift, ever.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't do it, we all care about you⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like Dewey

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Price is Wrong, Bitch⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  archive.org/details/AaronPaulOnthePriceIsRight

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't mess with me bro⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Price is Wrong, Bitch⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My brain read that title in both Adam Sandler’s and Jessie Pinkman’s voice.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨last meal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I cannot stop laughing my ass off at this.

  Then my work is here done 😊

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨last meal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dear foot freaks,

  Why?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨last meal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If I was on death row this would be my last meal

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bro literally ran out⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  bro is out of names after this

  I remember that being catastrophic in The Neverending Story.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeans⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dots!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And here I thought plutonium looked like this:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I put these 2 pics of Tobey Maguire as Peter Parker together, can someone who's more clever than I am come up with with some captions?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Especially during this heat wave!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then why’s she wearing one??

  I hate being the well, akshually 🤓 guy, but what I think is going on is she’s wearing a ‘bra top’ with built-in cups, which make it look like she’s wearing a bra.

  Would also explain the prominence of Uniqlo in the picture, because they sells that particular type (with the built-in cups).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bugs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'all ever think maybe the hype around melding your body and mind with an Asari is all bs and their pussy juices are just hallucinogenic?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pussy juice?

  I read this like Dave Chappelle doing his Lil’ Jon impression.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🙋🏻 me!⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Proverbs 5:18-19

  Whoa. Good Bible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When they tell you you're nothing more than trash⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  #8 rocking the “dish on your head” look like the Elintseeker Valkyrie from Macross.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who knew Unicode was so versatile?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Multiocular O,” eh?

  I know a Half-Life Houndeye when I see one.

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