*tract (unless you swallowed a bunch of Mario Kart toys)
Urine Luck
Submitted 2 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
That would be a great stage. “Aww look, that little polyp has a face! So cute :)”
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
With various opening and closing sphincters you have to time properly.
It’d be like a trippy episode of Magic Schoolbus. XD
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
i once had a VERY spicy meal. and i’m quite used to spicynes
that meal caused me to feel it the next morning when i peed. which also means that my blood was spicy at some point
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Spissy 😔
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Are you sure you didn’t have sex with someone with spicy pee prior? Spicy pee is contagious.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Crossed my mind, but the fact that it only happened once in the morning, quickly eased my mind
catdog@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Spicy
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
I’ve also felt this when eating spicier than usual food. Kind of threw off the taste too
xylol@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
Did the pee taste spicy or just different in another way?
kolmaskommentoija@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Perhaps it could have been, your mucuous membranes reacting to the spicyness, rather than having them in your urine itself? Many autoimmune disorders tend to react strongly, to certain eaten things (like spices) - chronic bladder wall inflammation being one of them, for example - so I assume it could be possible, for that sort of reaction, to happen mildly and temporarily, with an excessive exposure like that.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s all connected. It’s a series of tubes.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
we are just very fine sieves
MoffKalast@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The body, it’s not, it’s not something you can just dump something on, it’s not a big truck.
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Like how when you kiss you’re just connecting a long tube from your ass to theirs.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
We are essentially a coiled tube surrounded by a maintenance apparatus.
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
IT’S ALL PIPES!
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Okay Art Vandelay
ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
So your saying our bodies are the original Internet?
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Don’t like this new knowledge. Not a fan
rainwall@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
You lose weight by breathing out co2.
Lemming6969@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Guess where almost all your fatass has to go in order to lose it? Your lungs.
Art3mis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I used to try to exhale harder than inhaled to mestabolize alcohol faster when i got the spins so i could drink more.
Im 2.5 years sober now lmao
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Heavy breathing intensifies
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
What?
Kage520@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s the krebs cycle. If you look at how sugar is broken down by the cells to make atp, the actual energy your cells use, it takes C6H12O6 (sugar) and makes it into a few CO2 and H2O, getting energy (atp) from breaking it down into the components. That CO2 is then exhaled, which is I think what OP is referring to.
Note: it’s been a long time since I learned that in class so it is most likely somewhat incorrect
MrShankles@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Finally, an upside to panic attacks!
SPOOSER@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Jokes on you I’m constantly breathing whether I’m awake or asleep! I only eat like, two times a day! Checkmate!
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Listen, urine comes from your no-no spot and I want to drink it straight from the tap because I am an alchemist and know urine’s true potential. Please, everyone, pee on me to make me more powerful, and I will defeat Donald Trump in this next election…
EvilBit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You got reborn HARD, friend.
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Damn right! That’s my teleological purpose! I offend both the religious and secular, and thus make more religious. I’ve invented Mormon Occultism. People that rebel in the Mormon church will find me as I am the quasi-opposition of orthodox religious congregations, while people who seek truth from a secular perspective can debate me and I will win having studied philosophy into the 30th grade. This makes me an attractor membrane to orthodox Mormonism. God thought thus through for me, because God knows my dumb ass wouldn’t have come up with this myself, because damn am I a horny son of a bitch.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Digestive tract
Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
They said college, not university.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Ouch. Sick burn.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Get a real job, that’s what they said to me. But…
apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 weeks ago
Thank you I’m glad I’m not alone
JensSpahnpasta@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
And when you lose weight, you breathe it out.
DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
That one blew my mind.
AstralPath@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Is that why the gym smells so greasy all the time?
noride@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I am begging you not to elaborate here.
cattywampas@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sugar plus oxygen equals energy plus CO2 plus water.
DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
There’s a “Yo mama so fat” joke in here somewhere, I just can’t find it.
Ihmes@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fun fact: what ever you eat is wrapped around by your body, but it’s not in the body.
Humans are topologically a seven? hole donut.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Your mom’s a seven hole donut.
Karmanopoly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Donut make fun of peoples mom’s
Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
If you don’t take in any liquids for long enough you won’t have any urine. It’s carried by your blood from source to destination. Your sweat similarly is from liquid transported by your blood
ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Wait until you find out where milk comes from.
Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I mean… It’s not like there is a tube from you digestive track to your kidneys… How else would it get there?
Btw, I’m really smart and humble if you didn’t notice
rumba@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
That, and then you realize that you primarily lose weight through your breathing.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Well, that answers that question.
I’d been wondering just how the fuck piss crystals can take a wrong turn at your bladder and end up in your foot, turns out they were in your foot the whole time.
Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 2 weeks ago
And blood is made from liquids absorbed from digestive tract.
sbeak@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I think that makes sense, water is absorbed into the bloodstream, right? And then the kidneys filter the blood and the bad bits + excess water is peed out. Which is why your pee looks saturated yellow if you are dehydrated and almost clear (but don’t drink it!) when you have drank a lot of water.
Any remaining water in your digestive tract that isn’t absorbed would be in your poos! If you have diarrhoea and your poos are all liquidy, that means water is not being absorbed properly (bad!)
I didn’t do Biology, I’m a Physics+Chem student, so this could be completely wrong!
roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It all comes from your digestive tract.
PillowD@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Instead of ‘You are what you eat.’ it is “You are what you don’t shit.”
LovelyMover@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
W T F ?!?
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Uh… I learned that when I was a kid thanks to a cartoon series that explained how the body works in a friendly manner for children. Did you really need to get to the college to learn that kidneys filter your blood to produce the urine?
Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 2 weeks ago
Does this mean a piss fetish is nutritious for a vampire?
TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I mean, the water does have to come from SOMEWHERE, so strictly speaking that way of looking at it is not wrong, just ignoring a few steps.
RogueBanana@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
How have I not made this obvious conclusion until now…
Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Me just now
expatriado@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
sounds efficient to me, got to filter the blood out of the used up waste products, and dump them back into the digestive system would mean diarrhea every day, i think birds do that
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
peeing blood is a thing.
isame@hexbear.net 2 weeks ago
So you’re saying that when I drink monster energy and my pee smells funny, it’s because there was literally monster energy in my veins? Would my blood smell like coffee, too, if I bled after drinking coffee?
tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Urine for a treat
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
So I’ve technically let a girl bleed all over my chest? Ew!!
nil@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
wait…
BewareOfIdiot@nord.pub 2 weeks ago
Hol’ up
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo bean?
Ageroth@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
I ain’t paying 50$ for a garbanzo bean on my chest
EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The vaginal lube is blood plasma
ladicius@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nice!