So I’ve technically let a girl bleed all over my chest? Ew!!
Urine Luck
Submitted 3 hours ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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RogueBanana@piefed.zip 25 minutes ago
How have I not made this obvious conclusion until now…
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 hours ago
i once had a VERY spicy meal. and i’m quite used to spicynes
that meal caused me to feel it the next morning when i peed. which also means that my blood was spicy at some point
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 minutes ago
Spissy 😔
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 17 minutes ago
I’ve also felt this when eating spicier than usual food. Kind of threw off the taste too
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 24 minutes ago
Are you sure you didn’t have sex with someone with spicy pee prior? Spicy pee is contagious.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 21 minutes ago
Crossed my mind, but the fact that it only happened once in the morning, quickly eased my mind
catdog@lemmy.ml 1 hour ago
Spicy
Ihmes@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Fun fact: what ever you eat is wrapped around by your body, but it’s not in the body.
Humans are topologically a seven? hole donut.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 minutes ago
Giggity
Demivan@lemmy.world 3 minutes ago
Hey, Vsauce! Michael here
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 25 minutes ago
We’re a worm with appendages.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 18 minutes ago
I’m just a worm trying to get to the other side of the sidewalk
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
*tract (unless you swallowed a bunch of Mario Kart toys)
ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 1 hour ago
Wait until you find out where milk comes from.
Jayve@lemmy.world 49 minutes ago
Chesticles.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 minutes ago
No that’s where dick cheese comes from.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 26 minutes ago
Bags of sand
MagicShel@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
Cows?
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 hour ago
Cows’ blood
espentan@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
No way?!
expatriado@lemmy.world 39 minutes ago
sounds efficient to me, got to filter the blood out of the used up waste products, and dump them back into the digestive system would mean diarrhea every day, i think birds do that
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 hours ago
Don’t like this new knowledge. Not a fan
Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Your sweat also comes from your blood.
itrealgood@mander.xyz 2 hours ago
And your bones excrete blood. Not only are your bones wet, they are oozing blood
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 hours ago
:(
Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 hours ago
I mean… It’s not like there is a tube from you digestive track to your kidneys… How else would it get there?
Btw, I’m really smart and humble if you didn’t notice
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 minutes ago
It’s ok, I say that because I’m actually the humblest man alive 😌
Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
If you don’t take in any liquids for long enough you won’t have any urine. It’s carried by your blood from source to destination. Your sweat similarly is from liquid transported by your blood
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Seminal fluid and vaginal lubrication both also come from liquid in the blood.
Eskarina@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 hours ago
Sounds more like you pee from genitals and skin, with skin being higher priority.
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 2 hours ago
this may be anecdotal, but yes? worked in a high humidity/heat job and no matter how much water i drank, I’d only have to piss once that day
but would sweat so much!
Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 2 hours ago
And blood is made from liquids absorbed from digestive tract.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
It all comes from your digestive tract.
Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 hours ago
While that would still be the digestive tract, I would also like to say that liquid absorption works from both ends equally well. In theory you can never drink from your mouth and still be perfectly hydrated ;)
roguetrick@lemmy.world 29 minutes ago
To be sure, the Murphy drip was used extensively in WW1. Kinda makes you wonder what those fucking WW2 coconut iv guys were doing when you had perfectly fine access from the bottom that could take boiled water full of pyrogens just fine. And if you’re in enough of a volume depleted state where a Murphy drip can’t help due to vasoconstriction then all that potassium from a volume infusion of coconut ivs is gonna kill ya anyway.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 3 hours ago
Uh… I learned that when I was a kid thanks to a cartoon series that explained how the body works in a friendly manner for children. Did you really need to get to the college to learn that kidneys filter your blood to produce the urine?
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 15 minutes ago
I went to college and even I didn’t learn this.
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
Does it really matter when people learn it as long as they learn new thing
kalapala@sopuli.xyz 3 hours ago
If you learn it from the same source as where you learn that earth is flat…
14th_cylon@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
Did you really need to get to the college to learn that kidneys filter your blood
filtering usually means removing the unwanted particles, not the medium itself
ladicius@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
It’s a joke about education respectively the lack of it.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 39 minutes ago
It’s all connected. It’s a series of tubes.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 minutes ago
We are essentially a coiled tube surrounded by a maintenance apparatus.
ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 3 minutes ago
So your saying our bodies are the original Internet?
MoffKalast@lemmy.world 23 minutes ago
The body, it’s not, it’s not something you can just dump something on, it’s not a big truck.
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 9 minutes ago
IT’S ALL PIPES!