*tract (unless you swallowed a bunch of Mario Kart toys)
Urine Luck
Submitted 1 month ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
That would be a great stage. “Aww look, that little polyp has a face! So cute :)”
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 month ago
With various opening and closing sphincters you have to time properly.
It’d be like a trippy episode of Magic Schoolbus. XD
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
i once had a VERY spicy meal. and i’m quite used to spicynes
that meal caused me to feel it the next morning when i peed. which also means that my blood was spicy at some point
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Spissy 😔
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Are you sure you didn’t have sex with someone with spicy pee prior? Spicy pee is contagious.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Crossed my mind, but the fact that it only happened once in the morning, quickly eased my mind
catdog@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Spicy
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
I’ve also felt this when eating spicier than usual food. Kind of threw off the taste too
xylol@leminal.space 1 month ago
Did the pee taste spicy or just different in another way?
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s all connected. It’s a series of tubes.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
we are just very fine sieves
MoffKalast@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The body, it’s not, it’s not something you can just dump something on, it’s not a big truck.
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Like how when you kiss you’re just connecting a long tube from your ass to theirs.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
We are essentially a coiled tube surrounded by a maintenance apparatus.
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
IT’S ALL PIPES!
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Okay Art Vandelay
ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
So your saying our bodies are the original Internet?
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Don’t like this new knowledge. Not a fan
rainwall@piefed.social 1 month ago
You lose weight by breathing out co2.
Lemming6969@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Guess where almost all your fatass has to go in order to lose it? Your lungs.
Art3mis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I used to try to exhale harder than inhaled to mestabolize alcohol faster when i got the spins so i could drink more.
Im 2.5 years sober now lmao
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Heavy breathing intensifies
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 month ago
What?
Kage520@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s the krebs cycle. If you look at how sugar is broken down by the cells to make atp, the actual energy your cells use, it takes C6H12O6 (sugar) and makes it into a few CO2 and H2O, getting energy (atp) from breaking it down into the components. That CO2 is then exhaled, which is I think what OP is referring to.
Note: it’s been a long time since I learned that in class so it is most likely somewhat incorrect
MrShankles@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Finally, an upside to panic attacks!
SPOOSER@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Jokes on you I’m constantly breathing whether I’m awake or asleep! I only eat like, two times a day! Checkmate!
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Listen, urine comes from your no-no spot and I want to drink it straight from the tap because I am an alchemist and know urine’s true potential. Please, everyone, pee on me to make me more powerful, and I will defeat Donald Trump in this next election…
EvilBit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You got reborn HARD, friend.
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Damn right! That’s my teleological purpose! I offend both the religious and secular, and thus make more religious. I’ve invented Mormon Occultism. People that rebel in the Mormon church will find me as I am the quasi-opposition of orthodox religious congregations, while people who seek truth from a secular perspective can debate me and I will win having studied philosophy into the 30th grade. This makes me an attractor membrane to orthodox Mormonism. God thought thus through for me, because God knows my dumb ass wouldn’t have come up with this myself, because damn am I a horny son of a bitch.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Digestive tract
Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
They said college, not university.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Ouch. Sick burn.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Get a real job, that’s what they said to me. But…
apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 month ago
Thank you I’m glad I’m not alone
JensSpahnpasta@feddit.org 1 month ago
And when you lose weight, you breathe it out.
DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
That one blew my mind.
AstralPath@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Is that why the gym smells so greasy all the time?
noride@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I am begging you not to elaborate here.
cattywampas@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sugar plus oxygen equals energy plus CO2 plus water.
DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
There’s a “Yo mama so fat” joke in here somewhere, I just can’t find it.
Ihmes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fun fact: what ever you eat is wrapped around by your body, but it’s not in the body.
Humans are topologically a seven? hole donut.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Your mom’s a seven hole donut.
Karmanopoly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Donut make fun of peoples mom’s
Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
If you don’t take in any liquids for long enough you won’t have any urine. It’s carried by your blood from source to destination. Your sweat similarly is from liquid transported by your blood
ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 1 month ago
Wait until you find out where milk comes from.
Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I mean… It’s not like there is a tube from you digestive track to your kidneys… How else would it get there?
Btw, I’m really smart and humble if you didn’t notice
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
That, and then you realize that you primarily lose weight through your breathing.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Well, that answers that question.
I’d been wondering just how the fuck piss crystals can take a wrong turn at your bladder and end up in your foot, turns out they were in your foot the whole time.
Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 1 month ago
And blood is made from liquids absorbed from digestive tract.
sbeak@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I think that makes sense, water is absorbed into the bloodstream, right? And then the kidneys filter the blood and the bad bits + excess water is peed out. Which is why your pee looks saturated yellow if you are dehydrated and almost clear (but don’t drink it!) when you have drank a lot of water.
Any remaining water in your digestive tract that isn’t absorbed would be in your poos! If you have diarrhoea and your poos are all liquidy, that means water is not being absorbed properly (bad!)
I didn’t do Biology, I’m a Physics+Chem student, so this could be completely wrong!
roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It all comes from your digestive tract.
PillowD@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Instead of ‘You are what you eat.’ it is “You are what you don’t shit.”
LovelyMover@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
W T F ?!?
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 1 month ago
Uh… I learned that when I was a kid thanks to a cartoon series that explained how the body works in a friendly manner for children. Did you really need to get to the college to learn that kidneys filter your blood to produce the urine?
Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 1 month ago
Does this mean a piss fetish is nutritious for a vampire?
TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I mean, the water does have to come from SOMEWHERE, so strictly speaking that way of looking at it is not wrong, just ignoring a few steps.
RogueBanana@piefed.zip 1 month ago
How have I not made this obvious conclusion until now…
Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Me just now
expatriado@lemmy.world 1 month ago
sounds efficient to me, got to filter the blood out of the used up waste products, and dump them back into the digestive system would mean diarrhea every day, i think birds do that
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 month ago
peeing blood is a thing.
isame@hexbear.net 1 month ago
So you’re saying that when I drink monster energy and my pee smells funny, it’s because there was literally monster energy in my veins? Would my blood smell like coffee, too, if I bled after drinking coffee?
tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Urine for a treat
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 1 month ago
So I’ve technically let a girl bleed all over my chest? Ew!!
nil@piefed.ca 1 month ago
wait…
BewareOfIdiot@nord.pub 1 month ago
Hol’ up
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbonzo bean?
Ageroth@reddthat.com 1 month ago
I ain’t paying 50$ for a garbanzo bean on my chest
EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The vaginal lube is blood plasma
ladicius@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nice!