ArcaneSlime
@ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Migrating here (or maybe keeping both) from @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.ml
Will put an eternal curse on your enemies for a Cinemageddon invite.
- Comment on have you ever been given a warning or suspension for using profane language at work? 7 hours ago:
Back when I worked pizza, that was the rule. But I was able to train myself, and neither the boss nor customers knew what “ОПА БЛЯТЬ!” meant when they heard it from the back lol.
- Comment on It's because of Gerald's Game, isn't it? 7 hours ago:
Fuuuuuck that dream! Lol the rats, shudder.
- Comment on Grr Windows 11 hours ago:
I disabled it by installing a tweaker called Fedora. Tweaked windows right the fuck off my hard drive it did.
- Comment on It's because of Gerald's Game, isn't it? 12 hours ago:
What, no Дми́трий Глухо́вский?! Metro rules.
- Comment on 🧿👄🧿 y'all need to step up ur game 1 day ago:
Please get on top of this 🍆
HR? Why?!
- Comment on Monkey business 2 days ago:
Tbf, since he can actually talk to animals, they can actually consent.
Honestly, if he’s mentally more animal than human (especially in the beginning) is it beastiality for Jane to fuck Tarzan?
- Comment on #notaseagull 3 days ago:
A slight distinction:
The people actually bothered by this are the friends of pedants who read about it on the internet, not people who studied botany.
The pedants aren’t bothered, they’re elated they get to display faux superiority, I’m the one annoyed by them!
Lol
- Comment on #notaseagull 3 days ago:
Do dooo do do do,
ananananas,
Do do do do
- Comment on Where does a man get a proper shoe horn that will not break 3 days ago:
You a thin person? Only people I know using shoe horns can’t see their feet.
- Comment on Waterboy 3 days ago:
Tbf I like movies from well before I was alive, like, the oldest I can think of that I like is from the 1930s.
- Comment on Get good. 3 days ago:
I’m told I was speaking full sentences by my first birthday , so, tell your kid I said “get gud scrub.”
- Comment on puts hair on ya chest 2 weeks ago:
Well, if you’re a Stalker, it may put hair on your kids бляать.
- Comment on the flies 3 weeks ago:
So, I was able to convince a coworker that I had a friend who worked at our nearby zoo, and that my friend let me in on the secret that zebras aren’t real, they’re just horses painted to look like that, “big zoo is lying to us to get our money” you know.
Well, long story short I’m gonna need to steal this image from you and crop it, thanks.
- Comment on Bethesda, you just entered the no flight zone 3 weeks ago:
I don’t even mind some of the bugs, I’m just mad at “oh go grab an identical vase to that last one but from someone else’s house…congrats now you’re the leader of the thieves’ guild haha.” Gone are the days of going through someone’s crawlspace to loosen a few bolts and drop a giant stuffed moose head on them, and why the fuck did y’all change wabbajack?!
- Comment on Effort require Effort 3 weeks ago:
7-3:30 here. Lucky bastard with your 8.
- Comment on Better known for other work 3 weeks ago:
Bruh you’re probably on a watchlist already for being on lemmy, live a little, google it with your VPN off.
- Comment on Anon watches an old concert video 3 weeks ago:
You might be surprised! There’s really good local bands in just about every city (even small ones) depending on your music tastes and even the small bands tour! Sometimes I’ll just go to the venue’s site (like The Middle East) and look at their calendar, and if they have a band that sparks my interest I’ve never heard of I’ll listen to a song, if I like it I’ll go (if I can).
While Nashville was at it’s peak you also had Knoxville for the outlaw stuff and Buck Owens was pioneering the Bakersfield sound in CA, and that’s just country, Nashville ain’t the only town that knows how to strum a guitar! Lol
- Comment on Anon races against the jock in P.E. 4 weeks ago:
Ay I’m (on break, but) at work right now hitting everything with a big ol’ mallet! I’m just like my childhood heroes, I’m gonna try and access hammerspace!
- Comment on Anon races against the jock in P.E. 4 weeks ago:
Watch Golden Boy, that’ll cheer ya right up lmao.
- Comment on Anon watches an old concert video 4 weeks ago:
I could also pay the cover at a bar that has a live band.
I think the disconnect here is to me and the guy you’re replying to, that’s still a show/concert/whatever you wanna call it, but since a band like Julie isn’t as big as Metallica, they play the venues metallica used to play in '84, while Metallica is an arena act now. A concert doesn’t have to be in a theater or arena, that “cover” is the ticket price. Like see this show here at The Middle East downstairs in Cambridge MA, www.mideastoffers.com/tm-event/czarface-ocelot/ you’re not just paying $30 to get in, you’re paying $30 with an advanced ticked to see Czarface (who fucking rules btw), $35 day of show.
Unless you mean some shitty cover band nobody knows the name of in a bar nobody wants them in, in that case my mistake, bars around here don’t charge a cover for that they basically use it to beg for customers. I hate it, I wanted to drink with my friends and talk not “SURPRISE! Bad Barenaked ladies and Eve6 covers for 4 hours!”
- Comment on Anon takes a driving test 4 weeks ago:
Tbh same, I don’t have to do the hand thing anymore though I just have to take a second to imagine me doing it, and that’s enough.
- Comment on Batman. 4 weeks ago:
You telling me Mr X-Ray and Heat vision doesn’t have at least a passable night vision as well? He knew.
- Comment on Batman. 4 weeks ago:
Tbf, “Ok, heard. You don’t get on top, and keep them hands off my neck. Can I borrow that lasso for a bit?”
- Comment on Dormice 4 weeks ago:
Romefaire.
- Comment on Home Depot 4 weeks ago:
I’m leaning real too, the one where the guy destroyed his truck bed by ratchet strapping whatever that is to his wheel well is literally in the HD parking lot and that’s exactly what would happen if someone was stupid enough to try it.
- Comment on How did people poop before smartphones were invented? 5 weeks ago:
The hot fries guy?
- Comment on Anon falls in love 5 weeks ago:
How do you know he was a confidential informant?
- Comment on How did people poop before smartphones were invented? 5 weeks ago:
We used to have words printed on paper (the pressed corpses of trees) called books, magazines, and newspapers. They’d bring one of those.
- Comment on Bloomin onion 5 weeks ago:
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest! Get your hands off Jack Karlson’s penis!
RIP Jack, may you now enjoy your meal in peace.
- Comment on Threw a wrestling watch party, made special food, and was very disappointed in the outcome. 5 weeks ago:
I literally could have just bought 1 bag of chips, 2 jars of queso, and saved $100 and 2 days of prep work.
Don’t forget the beer, but YEAH! You way over prepared for five whole people. If you had invited 10ish, maybe 15 (because then 10 show up), then yeah, but this is waaaay too much for 5. Especially depending on your ages, they may not have expected such hospitality and ate beforehand if they weren’t warned “hey come hungry and sober, there’s food and libations abound,” etc.
Don’t give up, learn from this and adjust a little for next time! Just invite a few more, warn 'em of the full plans (food, booze, ykwim), or make less food. If you do it regularly (like say Football Sundays at your house) the event will grow and more food will be necessary, but start small!
At least the booze and weed don’t go bad!