ArcaneSlime
@ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Migrating here (or maybe keeping both) from @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.ml
Will put an eternal curse on your enemies for a Cinemageddon invite.
- Comment on Admin dessalines@lemmy.ml Appears to Have Had Their Account Compromised After Moderation Actions Raise Serious Concerns 13 hours ago:
You must be new here. Desalinator is one of the creators of lemmy, he didn’t like how he and his tankie buddies got banned everywhere for being tankies and so he created this place so he could be the heavy handed admin for a change, it’s like his whole thing. Just don’t use .ml comms, you’re already on .world so his influence on you is limited.
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- Comment on Is toothpaste supposed to be sealed or is this how shitty the products just are now? 1 week ago:
Someone on the line missed the glue on that one (or some similar mistake, more likely it was a machine that maybe ran out of glue or missed the target for some reason.)
Mistakes happen.
- Comment on Real Height 📏 1 week ago:
Dude a Presa Canario couldn’t take my short ass down, I have weapons, plural. On me. Always.
- Comment on Real Height 📏 1 week ago:
Am short, fuck tall women (not exclusively, but repeatedly in both contexts [multiple taller women multiple times each]) without lying about height (doesn’t hurt that my shoe size is 2+ avg for my height, if you catch my drift.) Go for it guys many women aren’t that shallow, and for the ones that are:
I’ll still be the first to call out bodyshaming short dudes and ask how much a bodyshaming woman weighs (“really fatty, no short guys? The taller woman I’m currently fucking is 110 soaking wet, which she often is for my short ass”)[that said I have also had sex with bigger women and enjoyed it and would again, but they were nice people, fatshaming is just eye for an eye fun, not for real people only shortshamers.]
Sorry for the ADHD parenthesis because every thought has multiple bonus thoughts, but body shaming eirher needs to be all ok (not preferred) or not ok to do to men either (preferred.)* I can meet in the middle and plastic surgery shame all genders, but that’s it (at least that is an intentional choice.)
*Retaliatory shaming to make a point aside
- Comment on Consumerism ahhhhh moment 2 weeks ago:
I’ve bought competitors out of spite.
- Comment on Anon disrespects their elders 2 weeks ago:
Then how can we trust that you’re telling us what you actually think now? Maybe you do think it’s cringe and want to encourage old people to do it just because that is funny. I’m on to you sonny boy.
- Comment on Anon goes to Japan 2 weeks ago:
That’s an easy repair, literally just www.ebay.com/itm/284415448140?chn=ps&norover=1&mk…
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Do stink bugs smell like BO?
Though when I do, I do smell it, and I shower regularly, and it only comes up when talking about stinkbugs, so I’m doubting your hypothesis regardless.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Idk if scooping them up and putting them outside is scary, but I’m told people can smell them just from being in the same room with them, or crushing them, and I’ve done (or been near) all of the above yet never smelled one. And they’re constantly sneaking in my house so I should have by now I think.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Can smell ants, love cilantro, can’t smell stinkbugs.
- Comment on I am looking for a Linux OS 4 weeks ago:
From what I hear, gaming = bazzite.
Also you can check compatibility of your games with ProtonDB.
- Comment on Anon hangs out with a coworker 4 weeks ago:
He says (quite clearly) that the reason for the lack of paper products to wick up the semen is because the man drinks his own semen, he goes on further likening this practice to recycling.
I hope I was of assistance.
- Comment on Simple 4 weeks ago:
cpsc.gov/…/CPSC-Warns-of-Banned-Kinder-Chocolate-…
This product is banned for sale in the United States because the toy surprise hidden inside can pose choking and aspiration hazards to children younger than 3 years of age
legalclarity.org/kinder-eggs-banned-in-the-u-s-la…
The main concern for safety officials is the risk of choking for young children. The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has determined that objects embedded in confectionery can pose a public health risk because a child might unknowingly swallow the item while eating the chocolate. Under the FD&C Act, it is illegal to introduce such adulterated food products into interstate commerce, which prevents them from being sold or distributed within the United States.
So “yes” but also “choking hazard” and “I really don’t care that much.”
- Comment on Simple 4 weeks ago:
In the US though you’re not allowed to include toys inside the chocolate because “choking risk.” We all think it’s dumb too but honestly it just seems like we constantly have more important shit to care about, we’re not taking to the streets for some chocolate eggs.
- Comment on i want to believe 1 month ago:
None of the eyes matter, you have to have the Glandscaping surgery in Dobbstown to open up your Third Nostril, but that is only possible if you’re born a yettinsyn hybrid already. Praise “Bob”!
- Comment on i want to believe 1 month ago:
Close! They’re interdimensional navy SEALs sent to retrieve EBEs from crash sites before humans can get their grubby hands on them, and bring them under Yettinsyn control.
But yeah most of the EBEs themselves are actually artificial biological drones controlled by a hivemind that are sent to steal our water, cow rectums, and most importantly our SLACK! But us followers of J. R. “Bob” Dobbs in The Church of the SubGenius know The Truth! See, “Bob” was working on a television of his own design in 1953 when it shocked the living ghee out of him, and he was contacted by that alien space monster JHVH-1 who informed him of the plan. That’s when “Bob” started The Church and set about stopping the hivemind, and he made contact with the X-ists (other aliens), who he sold earth to on the contingency they Rupture up all The Church members who have paid their dues into their PleasureSaucers and save us before the extinction event takes place.
Do people think you’re strange? Do you? Then you may be on the right track! Are you abnormal? Then you are probably BETTER than most people! YES, our kind shall triumph!
IF
- you are what they call "different"
- you think we’re entering a new Dark Ages
- you see the universe as a vast morbid sense of humor
- you are looking for an inherently bogus religion that will condone superior degeneracy and tell you that you’re “above” everyone else
- you can help them with a donation
Then write to “Bob” at P.O. Box 807 Glen Rose, TX 76043. Send $3 and ask for the pamphlet. Best deal in any religion, Eternal Salvation or TRIPLE your money back! You’ll pay to know what you really think.
- Comment on No explanation needed 1 month ago:
Me eating soup out of this:
- Comment on I have seen a lot of movies where the Catholic School Nuns smack a students hand for being disruptive or something is this a trope or a real something? Like most notable in Blues Brothers 1 month ago:
Wait do the nuns bugger? Thought that was only the preists.
- Comment on Is Winnie the Pooh considered "racist" now or are .ml folks using it as an excuse to defend Xi Jin Ping? 1 month ago:
It literally was started by Chinese people in China as an insult to Xi specifically. It isn’t racist, it isn’t applied to all Chinese people, it isn’t even “because Pooh is yellow.” People saying it is racist are just looking for a way to shut down criticisms of Xi, and crying “that’s racist” often bypasses people’s critical thinking abilities and makes them just capitulate because “well I don’t want to be seen as racist and I’m not the race in question so I don’t have the authority to decide if it is or isn’t.”
Could it be used in a racist way by some racist person who doesn’t understand the context? Sure. Does that mean “the act of making fun of a specific despotic dictator by using a children’s character he happens to resemble” is racist? No.
- Comment on What common American habits do people find quietly annoying? 1 month ago:
Fun fact: in America most common brands of both honey AND maple syrup are just flavored high fructose corn syrup. It’s not like we don’t have the real stuff on the same shelf, but you have to pay attention to the labels or you might get some bullshit.
- Comment on Grippy handles too. Luxury. 1 month ago:
Probably something like
“Ski-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dub Ski-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dub”
Or maybe
“Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop-bop-bodda-bope Bop-ba-bodda-bope Be-bop-ba-bodda-bope, bop-ba-bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop-ba-bodda-bope Bop-ba-bodda-bope Be-bop-ba-bodda-bope, bop-ba-bodda-bope”
- Comment on 64$ the ticket, 1040$ surcharge. 2 months ago:
Like the plaque on your teeth?
Or did you mean plague, you (to borrow a page from your own playbook), fucking idiot?
Neither of which is an actual turn of phrase, btw. The phrase you wanted is (ironically, because of the plaque) “it’s like pulling teeth with you.” If you’re going to be a smug dick at least be correct so you don’t embarrass yourself any more than you already do by simply being a smug dick.
- Comment on What're your strong opinions from an aged / dead fandom? 2 months ago:
I think it’s a cheap way to heighten the scary, to give you the feeling that you have no clue what you’re fucking doing but scary shit keeps happening.
- Comment on Anon thinks everyone should grow up 2 months ago:
- Comment on Is there a name for the vocal technique used for characters like Sméagol? 2 months ago:
Also Shaggy of It Wasn’t Me fame.
- Comment on Facts 2 months ago:
If you run linux, try OpenMW!
- Comment on What is the moral jurisdiction behind not wishing who're rich and in executive positions to die? 2 months ago:
No, I have to not paint a target on my back until I get enough to perform a coup. One day when you are old enough to be employed you may understand.
- Comment on What is the moral jurisdiction behind not wishing who're rich and in executive positions to die? 2 months ago:
He doesn’t really know that much about it tbh, he’s a little removed from the situation. They’re also admittedly not all easy to replace.
- Comment on What is the moral jurisdiction behind not wishing who're rich and in executive positions to die? 2 months ago:
Because real life requires more tact than that.
