ArcaneSlime
@ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Migrating here (or maybe keeping both) from @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.ml
Will put an eternal curse on your enemies for a Cinemageddon invite.
- Comment on i want to believe 2 days ago:
None of the eyes matter, you have to have the Glandscaping surgery in Dobbstown to open up your Third Nostril, but that is only possible if you’re born a yettinsyn hybrid already. Praise “Bob”!
- Comment on i want to believe 2 days ago:
Close! They’re interdimensional navy SEALs sent to retrieve EBEs from crash sites before humans can get their grubby hands on them, and bring them under Yettinsyn control.
But yeah most of the EBEs themselves are actually artificial biological drones controlled by a hivemind that are sent to steal our water, cow rectums, and most importantly our SLACK! But us followers of J. R. “Bob” Dobbs in The Church of the SubGenius know The Truth! See, “Bob” was working on a television of his own design in 1953 when it shocked the living ghee out of him, and he was contacted by that alien space monster JHVH-1 who informed him of the plan. That’s when “Bob” started The Church and set about stopping the hivemind, and he made contact with the X-ists (other aliens), who he sold earth to on the contingency they Rupture up all The Church members who have paid their dues into their PleasureSaucers and save us before the extinction event takes place.
Do people think you’re strange? Do you? Then you may be on the right track! Are you abnormal? Then you are probably BETTER than most people! YES, our kind shall triumph!
IF
- you are what they call "different"
- you think we’re entering a new Dark Ages
- you see the universe as a vast morbid sense of humor
- you are looking for an inherently bogus religion that will condone superior degeneracy and tell you that you’re “above” everyone else
- you can help them with a donation
Then write to “Bob” at P.O. Box 807 Glen Rose, TX 76043. Send $3 and ask for the pamphlet. Best deal in any religion, Eternal Salvation or TRIPLE your money back! You’ll pay to know what you really think.
- Comment on No explanation needed 2 days ago:
Me eating soup out of this:
- Comment on I have seen a lot of movies where the Catholic School Nuns smack a students hand for being disruptive or something is this a trope or a real something? Like most notable in Blues Brothers 1 week ago:
Wait do the nuns bugger? Thought that was only the preists.
- Comment on Is Winnie the Pooh considered "racist" now or are .ml folks using it as an excuse to defend Xi Jin Ping? 2 weeks ago:
It literally was started by Chinese people in China as an insult to Xi specifically. It isn’t racist, it isn’t applied to all Chinese people, it isn’t even “because Pooh is yellow.” People saying it is racist are just looking for a way to shut down criticisms of Xi, and crying “that’s racist” often bypasses people’s critical thinking abilities and makes them just capitulate because “well I don’t want to be seen as racist and I’m not the race in question so I don’t have the authority to decide if it is or isn’t.”
Could it be used in a racist way by some racist person who doesn’t understand the context? Sure. Does that mean “the act of making fun of a specific despotic dictator by using a children’s character he happens to resemble” is racist? No.
- Comment on What common American habits do people find quietly annoying? 3 weeks ago:
Fun fact: in America most common brands of both honey AND maple syrup are just flavored high fructose corn syrup. It’s not like we don’t have the real stuff on the same shelf, but you have to pay attention to the labels or you might get some bullshit.
- Comment on Grippy handles too. Luxury. 3 weeks ago:
Probably something like
“Ski-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dub Ski-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dub”
Or maybe
“Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop-bop-bodda-bope Bop-ba-bodda-bope Be-bop-ba-bodda-bope, bop-ba-bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop-ba-bodda-bope Bop-ba-bodda-bope Be-bop-ba-bodda-bope, bop-ba-bodda-bope”
- Comment on 64$ the ticket, 1040$ surcharge. 4 weeks ago:
Like the plaque on your teeth?
Or did you mean plague, you (to borrow a page from your own playbook), fucking idiot?
Neither of which is an actual turn of phrase, btw. The phrase you wanted is (ironically, because of the plaque) “it’s like pulling teeth with you.” If you’re going to be a smug dick at least be correct so you don’t embarrass yourself any more than you already do by simply being a smug dick.
- Comment on What're your strong opinions from an aged / dead fandom? 4 weeks ago:
I think it’s a cheap way to heighten the scary, to give you the feeling that you have no clue what you’re fucking doing but scary shit keeps happening.
- Comment on Anon thinks everyone should grow up 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Is there a name for the vocal technique used for characters like Sméagol? 5 weeks ago:
Also Shaggy of It Wasn’t Me fame.
- Comment on Facts 5 weeks ago:
If you run linux, try OpenMW!
- Comment on What is the moral jurisdiction behind not wishing who're rich and in executive positions to die? 5 weeks ago:
No, I have to not paint a target on my back until I get enough to perform a coup. One day when you are old enough to be employed you may understand.
- Comment on What is the moral jurisdiction behind not wishing who're rich and in executive positions to die? 5 weeks ago:
He doesn’t really know that much about it tbh, he’s a little removed from the situation. They’re also admittedly not all easy to replace.
- Comment on What is the moral jurisdiction behind not wishing who're rich and in executive positions to die? 5 weeks ago:
Because real life requires more tact than that.
- Comment on What is the moral jurisdiction behind not wishing who're rich and in executive positions to die? 5 weeks ago:
Well, middle manager /#1 has been there since the start of the company and worked his way up. In some ways he’s good at his job, too, but also sometimes he seems to forget we’re not mechanical. /#2 was promoted when his predecessor left unexpectedly (possibly coup’d by /#2), they needed someone and he was the most sniveling manipulative cunt they had available so he got the job, but it was mostly left to /#1’s decision, so…
Now, I could snitch on them to the owner for everything shitty they do, but if it isn’t bad enough to get them fired, they know it was me who got them chewed out and I’ve painted a target on my back. More tact is necessary.
- Comment on Anon on hacking 5 weeks ago:
Wait you mean like, you have a .txt file of your passwords? Or you mean like there’s some file idk about that is cookie related or windows stores something something plaintext by default or something? Cause if .txt, why not .kdbx?
- Comment on What is the moral jurisdiction behind not wishing who're rich and in executive positions to die? 5 weeks ago:
Tbh the rich guy who owns the company I work for is the shit, absolutely love the dude.
It’s the middle micromanagers that make my life a living hell, and they’re a lot closer to me monetarily.
- Comment on For free?? 1 month ago:
If Paladin is your enemy, you’ve typically earned it through some misdeed. He’s a gun for hire but seems to only take honorable cases.
- Comment on "No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!" 1 month ago:
While true (maybe), if I find a brick of coke I’m 100% busting that down into 8balls and getting it gone quick. I know cokeheads suck but I gotta make a buck too and one isn’t that much in the grand scheme of keys.
- Comment on Japanese devs face font licensing dilemma as leading provider increases annual plan price from $380 to $20,000+ 1 month ago:
I’d bet it’s easier (and probably exists) with Katagana and Hiragana, Kanji OTOH, maybe not.
- Comment on Bread mold 1 month ago:
The real trick is the bologna grilled cheese. Brown the bologna in your skillet, then (wipe out skillet if need be, and) make a grilled cheese as usual, but put the bologna in the middle before you close it.
- Comment on Anon asks out a girl 1 month ago:
Idk, it’s your dog you tell me. The god in the picture is Marduk.
- Comment on Anon asks out a girl 1 month ago:
I’m guessing you mean this guy’s church from your name
- Comment on [Android] How is Florisboard not popular? 1 month ago:
WEEEEELLLL that’s what Fdroid is for and my friends with android all already have fdroid because “youtube downloaders be there” is all I had to say.
They just like the google key
loggerboard. - Comment on Why do some people have so many tabs open on their browser? 1 month ago:
And sometimes we will totally come back to that later, maybe, one day. And so it stays forever.
- Comment on Why do some people have so many tabs open on their browser? 1 month ago:
ADHD.
- Comment on 'tis the season 1 month ago:
There’s a smile on the flea, on the fly, on the wart, on the frog, on the bump, on the log, in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
This is the second “hole in the bottom of the sea” reference I’ve made on lemmy in as many months, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.
- Comment on To Get a Man’s Attention, Meow Harder | In a small study, pet cats greeted male owners with more vocalizations than they did female caregivers. 1 month ago:
Men cannot give care of course, they’re incapable of feelings don’t ya know.
- Comment on Insulin 1 month ago:
Ah well that’s good, at least there appears to be some options.
I’ve heard of clandestine labs making patented insulin and selling it cheap too, and I’m all for a good grey market.
