ArcaneSlime
@ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Migrating here (or maybe keeping both) from @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.ml
Will put an eternal curse on your enemies for a Cinemageddon invite.
- Comment on Women come, women go 2 days ago:
I have a man,
I have pineapple,
Pineappleman?
Penpineappleappleman?
- Comment on Anon does some online shopping 2 days ago:
Yeah good call, idek your company, site, or industry, and I don’t need to. As someone who has to deal with the same shit from a customer perspective I can’t hate it enough.
Professional websites should all aspire to be like McMaster-Carr’s, “you know why you are here why should we bug you with bullshit, now what size roll pins did you need?” Literally one of my favorite websites of all time, no muss no fuss.
- Comment on What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol 4 days ago:
Seriously. “Start it a day early” My brother in Christ why does your grill need wifi? Do you get updates when the steak is ready?!
- Comment on Anon is a freedom fighter 6 days ago:
Chas Smith of Surfing takes a ride in the back of a Yeneni (police?) truck to go surfing.*
But ye.
- Comment on It was inevitable 1 week ago:
That’s just what the off brand ones call themselves to avoid lawsuits, don’t read too much into it.
Or do idc lol but that’s why.
- Comment on It was inevitable 1 week ago:
All the brits in here don’t even understand, it’s not about the brand name you ninnys, they’re chocolate sandwich cookies.
FIX BAYONETS!
- Comment on We really don't want to talk about our problems 1 week ago:
See but I had a psychiatrist as a kid that would literally report what I said to my mother (and not like harming others or myself like is legally required, just like, shit that I said I didn’t like about my mom and then he’d tell her and she’d punish me about it.) Legally, he was allowed to do that since I was a child, I’m not now and so legally they can’t even if they had her phone number, but now I can’t trust them even if that distrust is slightly illogical. Double distrust due to incentive to make me return and keep paying, but y’know the childhood “trauma” (if you can call it that) is still there on that one too.
- Comment on We really don't want to talk about our problems 1 week ago:
You have to be kidding, men don’t have trauma. If they do they’re weak.
Wait…
- Comment on Bounce bounce bounce 1 week ago:
Phallic Assured Destruction?
- Comment on Bounce bounce bounce 1 week ago:
She needs to be transferred to basically any subject other than biology, seeing as she has clearly demonstrated her lack of knowledge on the subject.
- Comment on Bounce bounce bounce 1 week ago:
I’ve legit just started:
“Can you stop shaking your leg?”
“No.”
“Excuse me?”
“I’m literally physically unable to control it, so, no I can’t stop. Sorry.”
I’m not even trying to be funny or lying, just deadpan matter of fact truth: no, I cannot.
- Comment on We really don't want to talk about our problems 1 week ago:
Yeah I hate being understanding when my gf is sick or on her period too, like man up and wash them dishes bitch!
Oooooor you could be more understanding if one of you is under the weather regardless of gender I guess if you wanna be a loser.
- Comment on We really don't want to talk about our problems 1 week ago:
For sure, women usually say they want a man who can show his feelings. It’s just that the second he does cry about anything other than a dead child, she gets the ick and loses all respect for him, in my personal experience. I think they talk a big game but when the chips are down they find out they’re not actually as into it as they thought.
- Comment on yeey 2 weeks ago:
Vindaloo is real?! I thought Lister made it up!
- Comment on Royal Fuckup 2 weeks ago:
No kings, but an Emperor! Hail Emperor Norton!
- Comment on Royal Fuckup 2 weeks ago:
It’s ok, it’s a BB gun, all it’d do is break the cup and maybe hurt his wittle hand like a bee sting.
- Comment on But I am mighty!! 2 weeks ago:
Nuh uh.
- Comment on But I am mighty!! 2 weeks ago:
Orly? Then:
What does water feel like when it’s dry?
- Comment on But I am mighty!! 2 weeks ago:
New question for the “water isn’t wet” fools unlocked.
- Comment on Sweatshop 2 weeks ago:
Lucky. 100° f in mine rn.
- Comment on Is sweat there different? 2 weeks ago:
I heavily implied I indulge in both.
Neither does the inside of my tits
Well luckily only Ed Gein would have to worry about that.
- Comment on Is sweat there different? 2 weeks ago:
Morally dirty is one thing, covered in stripper pussy and smelling like cocaine is another.
At least I can take a shower when I do it, but the money rarely gets washed.
- Comment on Is flirting redundant? 2 weeks ago:
I mean, if you don’t chew you’ll choke to death on your food, so, no it’s not redundant.
- Comment on OH GREAT POSEIDON 2 weeks ago:
Never had that but I have accidentally dipped the tip, so I’ve got that going for me.
- Comment on What the fuck 3 weeks ago:
Nitrocelluloss
FTFY.
- Comment on You will cum immediately! 3 weeks ago:
Yeah for real, men should be completely free from attachment or desire and entirely chaste. I’ll accept nothing less than total enlightenment, stay out of my DMs until you reach Nirvana. The only real man is Siddhartha.
Id bad, superego only.
- Comment on Anon finally gets a gf 3 weeks ago:
Recover them from the trash folder.
- Comment on Anon predicts the future 4 weeks ago:
Gotta spin me up a Neocities page…
- Comment on Oink 4 weeks ago:
The boyfriend: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttn1otpx7zA
- Comment on Alternatively 4 weeks ago:
Just buy a flipper zero and a GPIO link cable port. Give yourself any pokemon.
Or PokeHex, a flash cart, and two GBC, but it kinda sucks to use PokeHex through WINE. Can get an “official” 90s event Mew though!