ArcaneSlime
@ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Migrating here (or maybe keeping both) from @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.ml
Will put an eternal curse on your enemies for a Cinemageddon invite.
- Comment on Especially the Ø... 2 days ago:
Ok I’m probably the idiot here, but why not just make one key umlauts, and one for both directions of apostrophe, and then make it a key combo with the standard vowel?
Like how shift+a = A, it would be umlaut+a = ä, and shift+umlaut+a = Ä?
How do the real keys (pic) even work?
- Comment on twitter 6 days ago:
Well potatoes au gratin I am in the market for, but still not from tiktok lol.
- Comment on twitter 6 days ago:
Well, me neither, but because I’m not in the market for 15yos dancing to bad music.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Yeah! I for one am also sick of being supportive of my partners, next time she tells me about her life experiences or how she had a hard day I’m going to tell her I’m not her therapist and it isn’t my responsibility to take care of her emotions.
Actually I’ll continue being supportive because I’m a good person but I couldn’t miss the opportunity to make fun of the “woe is me, men want to be treated like humans too” bullshit.
- Comment on Is Mexican food uniquely good with alcohol or have I just been conditioned? 1 week ago:
Just you, alcohol goes with other food as well (and so it’s not unique) and while also enjoyable isn’t a prerequisite for mexican food enjoyment (I prefer agua fresca.)
- Comment on Drinks shouldn’t be chewed 1 week ago:
Me but it’s spicy drinks. Fuck you gimme spice and a drink and also the fake spice sucks give me peppers or good sauce.
- Comment on i love orchids 1 week ago:
Iirc they use their spiny legs to hold and rip and they don’t just suck them dry, but I’m not sure how much chitin is usually consumed vs wasted and I’m far from an expert, I just think they’re neat!
- Comment on I'm intrigued 1 week ago:
Strong enough to kick your ass!
- Comment on I'm intrigued 1 week ago:
Honestly (if I played stupid games like this, which I do not), I’d be more likely to date them again if they correct me. I want someone who will tell me if I mispronounce a word I’ve only read, or have a booger, or smell bad, etc. When it happens organically I always appreciate it unless they’re a dick about it.
- Comment on Anon is rude at work 1 week ago:
If we try to talk to coworkers we are told to get back to work, but then I’m expected to show up to extra events and get drunk with people I usually am not even allowed to talk to? No thanks, why are they surprised by this?
- Comment on can't unsee it 1 week ago:
I think they were saying that “good relationship with dad” isn’t a prerequisite for “marrying a dad-alike,” that sometimes “bad relationship with dad” also gets “married to dad-alike,” they’re just both bad guys in the latter case.
Like, a woman who’s dad beat her/mom as a child can grow up to marry a husband who also beats her/their child too, and in that way she has married someone like her dad.
I don’t think they were claiming that being abusive is good, nor do I think that’s the general consensus on blahaj.
- Comment on Horny🧠 1 week ago:
Oh I know those days all too well lol!
Though ime there is no “control,” just “I will face my horny, I will permit it to pass over me and through me, and when it has gone past I will turn my inner eye to see it’s path, where the horny has gone there will be nothing, only I will remain” lol. So lucky you lmao!
- Comment on Horny🧠 1 week ago:
Welcome to the party dude, this starts at age 12ish and (so far) never ends.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
This is yet another case of “the censor makes it look like there’s maybe a slur under there.”
I’m sure the “removed” word is absolutely innocuous but its removal makes me imagine a worse word in its place.
- Comment on Corporate inadequacy has rendered my favorite rediscovered gadget useless 2 weeks ago:
The other drawback to a cord, no phones fucking come with jacks anymore. “Just use the USBC” isn’t a solution until they start putting at least two USBC ports, either.
I miss my damn cords.
- Comment on captchas like these that don't tell you which part of the text you're supposed to input 2 weeks ago:
It’s WXU86 or I don’t need this website after all.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Yes please.
- Comment on Women come, women go 3 weeks ago:
I have a man,
I have pineapple,
Pineappleman?
Penpineappleappleman?
- Comment on Anon does some online shopping 3 weeks ago:
Yeah good call, idek your company, site, or industry, and I don’t need to. As someone who has to deal with the same shit from a customer perspective I can’t hate it enough.
Professional websites should all aspire to be like McMaster-Carr’s, “you know why you are here why should we bug you with bullshit, now what size roll pins did you need?” Literally one of my favorite websites of all time, no muss no fuss.
- Comment on What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol 3 weeks ago:
Seriously. “Start it a day early” My brother in Christ why does your grill need wifi? Do you get updates when the steak is ready?!
- Comment on Anon is a freedom fighter 3 weeks ago:
Chas Smith of Surfing takes a ride in the back of a Yeneni (police?) truck to go surfing.*
But ye.
- Comment on It was inevitable 4 weeks ago:
That’s just what the off brand ones call themselves to avoid lawsuits, don’t read too much into it.
Or do idc lol but that’s why.
- Comment on It was inevitable 4 weeks ago:
All the brits in here don’t even understand, it’s not about the brand name you ninnys, they’re chocolate sandwich cookies.
FIX BAYONETS!
- Comment on We really don't want to talk about our problems 4 weeks ago:
See but I had a psychiatrist as a kid that would literally report what I said to my mother (and not like harming others or myself like is legally required, just like, shit that I said I didn’t like about my mom and then he’d tell her and she’d punish me about it.) Legally, he was allowed to do that since I was a child, I’m not now and so legally they can’t even if they had her phone number, but now I can’t trust them even if that distrust is slightly illogical. Double distrust due to incentive to make me return and keep paying, but y’know the childhood “trauma” (if you can call it that) is still there on that one too.
- Comment on We really don't want to talk about our problems 4 weeks ago:
You have to be kidding, men don’t have trauma. If they do they’re weak.
Wait…
- Comment on Bounce bounce bounce 4 weeks ago:
Phallic Assured Destruction?
- Comment on Bounce bounce bounce 4 weeks ago:
She needs to be transferred to basically any subject other than biology, seeing as she has clearly demonstrated her lack of knowledge on the subject.
- Comment on Bounce bounce bounce 4 weeks ago:
I’ve legit just started:
“Can you stop shaking your leg?”
“No.”
“Excuse me?”
“I’m literally physically unable to control it, so, no I can’t stop. Sorry.”
I’m not even trying to be funny or lying, just deadpan matter of fact truth: no, I cannot.
- Comment on We really don't want to talk about our problems 4 weeks ago:
Yeah I hate being understanding when my gf is sick or on her period too, like man up and wash them dishes bitch!
Oooooor you could be more understanding if one of you is under the weather regardless of gender I guess if you wanna be a loser.
- Comment on We really don't want to talk about our problems 4 weeks ago:
For sure, women usually say they want a man who can show his feelings. It’s just that the second he does cry about anything other than a dead child, she gets the ick and loses all respect for him, in my personal experience. I think they talk a big game but when the chips are down they find out they’re not actually as into it as they thought.