ArcaneSlime
@ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Migrating here (or maybe keeping both) from @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.ml
Will put an eternal curse on your enemies for a Cinemageddon invite.
- Comment on Curious 🤔 1 day ago:
I think the kid mispronounced “have” to rhyme with “knave,” or “grave,” or “cave,” or “Dave,” or “rave,” or “crave,” or y’know like “behave.”
- Comment on The Famed 1967 Bigfoot Film Was an 'Incredible Hoax,' Says the Director of a Groundbreaking New Documentary 1 week ago:
Bob Gimlin also appears in the documentary and finally admits it’s a hoax.
Fuck! The bigfoots got to him, he’s compromised!
- Comment on Why Everyone’s Picking Up a PSP Again in 2026 (my article!) 2 weeks ago:
Don’t forget both Death Jr games! Absolute fucking bangers!
- Comment on My brother has or had now a drinking problem. Now he is asking for the worst tasting crap that he can take a cap full like an airplance bottle so his body whenever he thinks about it will remember 2 weeks ago:
I think the premise is to drink a capful of foul liquid like say Castor Oil (so says cartoons, never had it myself) whenever he gets the urge to drink, to associate them in his mind and help him quit. Tbf he didn’t invent the technique, it’s old as sin, and it has worked for some people.
- Comment on Anon predicts the future 2 weeks ago:
Or the X-Stream Blu from Clone High episode 2 titled Episode 2: Election Blu-Galoo which was made out of pancake batter and blue house paint, but it is mad-packed with all 9 essential nutramites to fortify your x-zone.
- Comment on TBD on that 2 weeks ago:
Cookie Cookie
- Comment on Boxelder bugs are relentless lil critters 3 weeks ago:
Naw, definitely not. They’re almost leaf bug shaped but flatter, less long than a boxelder, black, and a couple red stripes.
Kissing bugs like that one above are longer like the boxelders and still the wrong non-B-2-Bomber shape, too many red stripes in the wrong pattern, and I’m still unclear on their propensity to jump into a short flight like a chicken with pneumatic legs.
- Comment on Boxelder bugs are relentless lil critters 3 weeks ago:
Same, but school playground. Do they turn into the jumpy/flying guys of the same color? I suppose I can look that up since I now know the name of them thanks to this post… lol.
- Comment on Age Verification Laws Are Multiplying Like a Virus, and Your Linux Computer Might be Next 4 weeks ago:
Fair enough
- Comment on Age Verification Laws Are Multiplying Like a Virus, and Your Linux Computer Might be Next 4 weeks ago:
I don’t think Meshtastic would work for that with a 200char limit.
Usenet and torrents otoh, already can’t stop that. Not to mention lying is still a thing. I’m 136 years old so I should know.
- Comment on Age Verification Laws Are Multiplying Like a Virus, and Your Linux Computer Might be Next 4 weeks ago:
Wait, so instead of me telling every website I’m 90, I’ll tell my OS I’m 90 and the sites will query that, and this somehow works better? I’m not 90 btw, so all I’m doing is just changing who I’m lying to from zyn.com to Fedora? Great plan.
- Comment on Admin dessalines@lemmy.ml Appears to Have Had Their Account Compromised After Moderation Actions Raise Serious Concerns 4 weeks ago:
You must be new here. Desalinator is one of the creators of lemmy, he didn’t like how he and his tankie buddies got banned everywhere for being tankies and so he created this place so he could be the heavy handed admin for a change, it’s like his whole thing. Just don’t use .ml comms, you’re already on .world so his influence on you is limited.
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- Comment on Is toothpaste supposed to be sealed or is this how shitty the products just are now? 5 weeks ago:
Someone on the line missed the glue on that one (or some similar mistake, more likely it was a machine that maybe ran out of glue or missed the target for some reason.)
Mistakes happen.
- Comment on Real Height 📏 5 weeks ago:
Dude a Presa Canario couldn’t take my short ass down, I have weapons, plural. On me. Always.
- Comment on Real Height 📏 5 weeks ago:
Am short, fuck tall women (not exclusively, but repeatedly in both contexts [multiple taller women multiple times each]) without lying about height (doesn’t hurt that my shoe size is 2+ avg for my height, if you catch my drift.) Go for it guys many women aren’t that shallow, and for the ones that are:
I’ll still be the first to call out bodyshaming short dudes and ask how much a bodyshaming woman weighs (“really fatty, no short guys? The taller woman I’m currently fucking is 110 soaking wet, which she often is for my short ass”)[that said I have also had sex with bigger women and enjoyed it and would again, but they were nice people, fatshaming is just eye for an eye fun, not for real people only shortshamers.]
Sorry for the ADHD parenthesis because every thought has multiple bonus thoughts, but body shaming eirher needs to be all ok (not preferred) or not ok to do to men either (preferred.)* I can meet in the middle and plastic surgery shame all genders, but that’s it (at least that is an intentional choice.)
*Retaliatory shaming to make a point aside
- Comment on Consumerism ahhhhh moment 1 month ago:
I’ve bought competitors out of spite.
- Comment on Anon disrespects their elders 1 month ago:
Then how can we trust that you’re telling us what you actually think now? Maybe you do think it’s cringe and want to encourage old people to do it just because that is funny. I’m on to you sonny boy.
- Comment on Anon goes to Japan 1 month ago:
That’s an easy repair, literally just www.ebay.com/itm/284415448140?chn=ps&norover=1&mk…
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Do stink bugs smell like BO?
Though when I do, I do smell it, and I shower regularly, and it only comes up when talking about stinkbugs, so I’m doubting your hypothesis regardless.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Idk if scooping them up and putting them outside is scary, but I’m told people can smell them just from being in the same room with them, or crushing them, and I’ve done (or been near) all of the above yet never smelled one. And they’re constantly sneaking in my house so I should have by now I think.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Can smell ants, love cilantro, can’t smell stinkbugs.
- Comment on I am looking for a Linux OS 1 month ago:
From what I hear, gaming = bazzite.
Also you can check compatibility of your games with ProtonDB.
- Comment on Anon hangs out with a coworker 1 month ago:
He says (quite clearly) that the reason for the lack of paper products to wick up the semen is because the man drinks his own semen, he goes on further likening this practice to recycling.
I hope I was of assistance.
- Comment on Simple 2 months ago:
cpsc.gov/…/CPSC-Warns-of-Banned-Kinder-Chocolate-…
This product is banned for sale in the United States because the toy surprise hidden inside can pose choking and aspiration hazards to children younger than 3 years of age
legalclarity.org/kinder-eggs-banned-in-the-u-s-la…
The main concern for safety officials is the risk of choking for young children. The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has determined that objects embedded in confectionery can pose a public health risk because a child might unknowingly swallow the item while eating the chocolate. Under the FD&C Act, it is illegal to introduce such adulterated food products into interstate commerce, which prevents them from being sold or distributed within the United States.
So “yes” but also “choking hazard” and “I really don’t care that much.”
- Comment on Simple 2 months ago:
In the US though you’re not allowed to include toys inside the chocolate because “choking risk.” We all think it’s dumb too but honestly it just seems like we constantly have more important shit to care about, we’re not taking to the streets for some chocolate eggs.
- Comment on i want to believe 2 months ago:
None of the eyes matter, you have to have the Glandscaping surgery in Dobbstown to open up your Third Nostril, but that is only possible if you’re born a yettinsyn hybrid already. Praise “Bob”!
- Comment on i want to believe 2 months ago:
Close! They’re interdimensional navy SEALs sent to retrieve EBEs from crash sites before humans can get their grubby hands on them, and bring them under Yettinsyn control.
But yeah most of the EBEs themselves are actually artificial biological drones controlled by a hivemind that are sent to steal our water, cow rectums, and most importantly our SLACK! But us followers of J. R. “Bob” Dobbs in The Church of the SubGenius know The Truth! See, “Bob” was working on a television of his own design in 1953 when it shocked the living ghee out of him, and he was contacted by that alien space monster JHVH-1 who informed him of the plan. That’s when “Bob” started The Church and set about stopping the hivemind, and he made contact with the X-ists (other aliens), who he sold earth to on the contingency they Rupture up all The Church members who have paid their dues into their PleasureSaucers and save us before the extinction event takes place.
Do people think you’re strange? Do you? Then you may be on the right track! Are you abnormal? Then you are probably BETTER than most people! YES, our kind shall triumph!
IF
- you are what they call "different"
- you think we’re entering a new Dark Ages
- you see the universe as a vast morbid sense of humor
- you are looking for an inherently bogus religion that will condone superior degeneracy and tell you that you’re “above” everyone else
- you can help them with a donation
Then write to “Bob” at P.O. Box 807 Glen Rose, TX 76043. Send $3 and ask for the pamphlet. Best deal in any religion, Eternal Salvation or TRIPLE your money back! You’ll pay to know what you really think.
- Comment on No explanation needed 2 months ago:
Me eating soup out of this:
- Comment on I have seen a lot of movies where the Catholic School Nuns smack a students hand for being disruptive or something is this a trope or a real something? Like most notable in Blues Brothers 2 months ago:
Wait do the nuns bugger? Thought that was only the preists.
