The irony of this image being censored .
Anon is Bri’ish
Submitted 1 year ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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pi3r8@lemmy.world 1 year ago
crimeschneck@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
You have to verify your age to see the uncensored image.
DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Brit here. I can see the uncensored image through a VPN. For which I have a licence, obviously.
sbv@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
No swearing license
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Especially since cunt isn’t even a swearwors in English.
breecher@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
It is definitely an American who censored it.
pi3r8@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s practically punctuation here in Scotland.
bampop@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You must be thinking of Australian
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My wife just told me otherwise.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
It was already like this when I found it.
Hupf@feddit.org 1 year ago
Did you find it on its way to school?
maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But think of the children
moakley@lemmy.world 1 year ago
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oi! You got a permit for that uncensored meme?
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes, but You have to take a photo of your ID and share it with a random website to prove you are old enough to read the 18+ word Cunt.
bampop@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The first was offensive enough. Quite sure I saw a “bldy" and maybe even a "btard” in there as well. I’m shocked, shocked I tell you. I’m going to write to my MP and demand to be protected from this kind of thing
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Was that necessary?
BipolarSilence@lemmy.cafe 1 year ago
Who in the actual fuck censors a 4 Chan post
A 4CHAN POST
untorquer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Writing cunt in Union Jack filled text? This is British cultural heritage!
moakley@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s my new hobby.
VitabytesDev@feddit.nl 1 year ago
I literally couldn’t make out the word
damnedfurry@lemmy.world 1 year ago
To make that joke? No.
To make the joke, having already decided to make it, as funny as possible? Yes.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
I can’t believe the TV license is real. I just can’t. I guess it helps makes good tv tho
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
The TV license is definitely real. All the others are fake though (I believe).
turkalino@lemmy.yachts 1 year ago
A TV Licence costs £174.50
Wtf is this in addition to paying for cable/satellite?
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
The long knife prohibition is real.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Americans fund public TV through taxes, Brits just make it opt-out if you meet certain criteria by labeling it as a license.
You tell me which has more “freedom.”
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
The one where I don’t have to upload my I.D. to watch porn, BABY! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅
rtxn@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The early idea was to support the state-owned and state-operated channels through taxes. Then the channels got privatized and now the taxes are going straight into the pockets of The Brexit Bunch. I mean why would they voluntarily cut off a money source that people were already paying.
UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 1 year ago
In San Diego they had a toll bridge… once it was paid for they kept the toll. When asked why they were still charging a toll… They said the toll booths still cost money to run. They had to be sued for the toll to stop
schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
This is/was a thing in many other European countries too.
In Austria it used to be (not long ago, a few years at most) that only people who owned a TV needed to pay it, not anymore, now every household has to pay it, so it is basically a household tax.
alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
It’s not a tax tho? At least not in Germany. It’s going directly to the state-broadcasting service but unconditionally; the idea being it’s harder to influence the content or threaten them with cutting off their funding.
markovs_gun@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m really glad I didn’t have to see the word cunt here that would have really ruined my day
Denjin@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Pretty accurate, all my butter knives are unregistered
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Yes, constable. This bloke right here.
ulterno@programming.dev 1 year ago
What if I had an unregistered fork?
What if 3 out of 4 of its prongs were broken?
maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oi, you got yer internet licence, mate? Can’t be crackin’ these jokes if you ain’t a proper grown-up, innit?
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Armed units show up and arrest the stabbed bobby for not having a dying license
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Wait wait wait, I am not dead!”
“Do you have a bleeding licence then?”
“Fuck me…”
vivalapivo@lemmy.today 1 year ago
This is not the UK Alan Turing died for
gmtom@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Alan didnt die for any UK. He dies because of fascist homophic UK government drove him to suicide.
vivalapivo@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Yay! You’ve caught the essence of the joke I tried to make
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 year ago
His suicide is actually kind of disputed.
Either way, the way he was treated by the government was completely unacceptable and immoral
porksnort@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Much too soon! (but totally a good one, i ill be stealing this one)
gmtom@lemmy.world 1 year ago
One of 3 jokes.
Its either either :
“loicence”
Haha no spices
Or “bad teeth”
Zron@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My favorite to poke at is treating anything with a blade on it like it’s a deadly weapon with no other purpose.
Can’t have a locking pocket knife.
There was a group that wanted to ban pointed kitchen knives.
Had a dude tell me he doesn’t carry an axe or saw when camping because it “might scare passersby”
Photos of police “hauls” that show screw drivers and hammers as “deadly weapons that don’t belong on the streets”
So it’s at least 4 jokes.
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And here I am walking around the woods with a big-ass machete.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
You forgot “bo’oh ‘o wa’er”
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 year ago
I think this is Igbo
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Don’t forget the bizarre “r” into everything like drawring, the lawr, etc.
Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Also, sailing away because of their ugly wives and terrible food.
GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Haha no spices
That joke comes from yanks who are used to drowning their food in sugar syrup to mask the taste of underage mexican day labourer blood.
squaresinger@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Or “bad teeth”
I lived in the UK for a while and what shocked me most was the ads for tooth care products.
Where I’m from they are like “Fresh breath all day long” or “Keeps your teeth white”. In the UK they were like “Mouth wash can prevent tooth loss”.
Chev@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Who is Bobby?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
British colloquial term for constable
Denjin@feddit.uk 1 year ago
A rozzer
ohulancutash@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Robert Peel, the founder of modern policing and the devisor of policing by consent.
Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 1 year ago
5-0
GraniteM@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Your uncle.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
fuzz
TootSweet@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Not like 'murca where you have to register your photo ID in order to fap.
jonman364@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Huh? It’s that way in some states but wasn’t it recently made that way in the entire UK?
QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I say this as an American. The UK is not ran by adults
joyjoy@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Fake: British cops don’t carry guns
Gay: Op is sleeping with dudes
alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Bri*t self-censorship LOL
Aeao@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My morning as a Texan
Knock on the door… I open the door with my 1911 cocked locked and ready to rock.
It’s a sheriff with his tone drawn. He goes to shoot my dog but the dog pulls a beretta. We laugh at the dog for his immigrant gun.
Sheriff tells me there’s trouble at the watering hole so I ride out to grab bubba.
I shoot my horse because I was pretty sure it hurt its leg later and grab one of the many spares roaming around…
Head to the watering hole to see an Italian man in a native headdress…
Shoot him because it was my right as an American
It was my Pa.
thearch@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
honestly, the sleeping licence and tv licence are one thing, but an unregistered butterknife? that’s just asking for trouble. where’s the respect for law and order?
zululove@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
England need democracy, free speech, and imperial measures NOW
ReCursing@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Yeah Anon is not British
jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Saands like we’ve gorra fackin spy raand 'ere
daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Do y’all brits actually pay for the license? Can you be arrested for not paying it? How does it work exactly?
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I’ve been to this country and they do this type of shit covenantly
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Cunt.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
U wat m8?
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
You got a loicence for that?
otacon239@lemmy.world 1 year ago
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Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 year ago
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clif@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Beat me to it (by 24+ hours) ya cunt.
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’re one late cunt