The irony of this image being censored .
Anon is Bri’ish
Submitted 1 day ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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pi3r8@lemmy.world 1 day ago
crimeschneck@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
You have to verify your age to see the uncensored image.
DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 3 hours ago
Brit here. I can see the uncensored image through a VPN. For which I have a licence, obviously.
sbv@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
No swearing license
maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
But think of the children
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Especially since cunt isn’t even a swearwors in English.
breecher@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
It is definitely an American who censored it.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
My wife just told me otherwise.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 day ago
It was already like this when I found it.
Hupf@feddit.org 16 hours ago
Did you find it on its way to school?
jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 4 hours ago
Saands like we’ve gorra fackin spy raand 'ere
markovs_gun@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I’m really glad I didn’t have to see the word cunt here that would have really ruined my day
maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Oi, you got yer internet licence, mate? Can’t be crackin’ these jokes if you ain’t a proper grown-up, innit?
moakley@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Oi! You got a permit for that uncensored meme?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 21 hours ago
Was that necessary?
moakley@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
It’s my new hobby.
BipolarSilence@lemmy.cafe 18 hours ago
Who in the actual fuck censors a 4 Chan post
A 4CHAN POST
damnedfurry@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
To make that joke? No.
To make the joke, having already decided to make it, as funny as possible? Yes.
untorquer@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Writing cunt in Union Jack filled text? This is British cultural heritage!
VitabytesDev@feddit.nl 15 hours ago
I literally couldn’t make out the word
zululove@lemmy.ml 8 hours ago
England need democracy, free speech, and imperial measures NOW
gmtom@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
One of 3 jokes.
Its either either :
“loicence”
Haha no spices
Or “bad teeth”
Zron@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
My favorite to poke at is treating anything with a blade on it like it’s a deadly weapon with no other purpose.
Can’t have a locking pocket knife.
There was a group that wanted to ban pointed kitchen knives.
Had a dude tell me he doesn’t carry an axe or saw when camping because it “might scare passersby”
Photos of police “hauls” that show screw drivers and hammers as “deadly weapons that don’t belong on the streets”
So it’s at least 4 jokes.
shalafi@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
And here I am walking around the woods with a big-ass machete.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 hours ago
You forgot “bo’oh ‘o wa’er”
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 3 hours ago
I think this is Igbo
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 9 hours ago
Don’t forget the bizarre “r” into everything like drawring, the lawr, etc.
ibelieveinthehousehippo@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
That’s called an intrusive R
LotrOrc@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Thats more American in my experience That and completely dropping entire parts of words for absolutely no reason I can understand
Ex. Comfortable somehow becomes comftable. Drawer becomes drawr. Wednesday becomes wensday
damnedfurry@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Apparently, there’s some sort of linguistic exchange program within British English where T’s are traded out for R’s, and then a persistent logistics issue causes the R’s to be distributed incorrectly.
Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
Also, sailing away because of their ugly wives and terrible food.
vivalapivo@lemmy.today 15 hours ago
This is not the UK Alan Turing died for
gmtom@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Alan didnt die for any UK. He dies because of fascist homophic UK government drove him to suicide.
vivalapivo@lemmy.today 10 hours ago
Yay! You’ve caught the essence of the joke I tried to make
porksnort@slrpnk.net 12 hours ago
Much too soon! (but totally a good one, i ill be stealing this one)
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
I can’t believe the TV license is real. I just can’t. I guess it helps makes good tv tho
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 day ago
The TV license is definitely real. All the others are fake though (I believe).
turkalino@lemmy.yachts 1 day ago
A TV Licence costs £174.50
Wtf is this in addition to paying for cable/satellite?
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
The long knife prohibition is real.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Americans fund public TV through taxes, Brits just make it opt-out if you meet certain criteria by labeling it as a license.
You tell me which has more “freedom.”
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
The one where I don’t have to upload my I.D. to watch porn, BABY! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅
rtxn@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The early idea was to support the state-owned and state-operated channels through taxes. Then the channels got privatized and now the taxes are going straight into the pockets of The Brexit Bunch. I mean why would they voluntarily cut off a money source that people were already paying.
UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 1 day ago
In San Diego they had a toll bridge… once it was paid for they kept the toll. When asked why they were still charging a toll… They said the toll booths still cost money to run. They had to be sued for the toll to stop
schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
This is/was a thing in many other European countries too.
In Austria it used to be (not long ago, a few years at most) that only people who owned a TV needed to pay it, not anymore, now every household has to pay it, so it is basically a household tax.
alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
It’s not a tax tho? At least not in Germany. It’s going directly to the state-broadcasting service but unconditionally; the idea being it’s harder to influence the content or threaten them with cutting off their funding.
Agent641@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Armed units show up and arrest the stabbed bobby for not having a dying license
Denjin@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Pretty accurate, all my butter knives are unregistered
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Yes, constable. This bloke right here.
QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
I say this as an American. The UK is not ran by adults
TootSweet@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Not like 'murca where you have to register your photo ID in order to fap.
FiskFisk33@startrek.website 18 hours ago
you mean kinda like how you have to upload a photo of your face to do the same in Britain?
Agent641@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
I just skip two steps and cranky one out to the picture of my face
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
that is coming to the UK and the EU soon. It is almost like these people are saying “while Trump is doing some outrageous shit, lets slip in a couple quickies ourselves shall we?”
Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Yeah I think a lot of people don’t realise how significant these changes are going to be. It’s a big increment of the surveillance state. The fuckin Labour party are making a big lurch to the right, the Palestine Action thing is another sign of the times.
jonman364@sh.itjust.works 23 hours ago
Huh? It’s that way in some states but wasn’t it recently made that way in the entire UK?
QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
In my state they tried that but everyone ignored the law because they didn’t include a way to enforce it.
Pornhub and only pornhub is blocked but if I gave a shit I’d use a VPN
breecher@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
And also censor swearwords on the internet.
Chev@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Who is Bobby?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 day ago
British colloquial term for constable
Denjin@feddit.uk 1 day ago
A rozzer
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
fuzz
Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 1 day ago
5-0
GraniteM@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Your uncle.
ohulancutash@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Robert Peel, the founder of modern policing and the devisor of policing by consent.
joyjoy@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Fake: British cops don’t carry guns
Gay: Op is sleeping with dudes
alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Bri*t self-censorship LOL
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 hours ago
I’ve been to this country and they do this type of shit covenantly
ReCursing@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Yeah Anon is not British
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Cunt.
clif@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Beat me to it (by 24+ hours) ya cunt.
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
You’re one late cunt
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 day ago
U wat m8?
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
You got a loicence for that?
otacon239@lemmy.world 1 day ago
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Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 day ago
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