The irony of this image being censored .
Anon is Bri’ish
Submitted 5 weeks ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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pi3r8@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
crimeschneck@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
You have to verify your age to see the uncensored image.
DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Brit here. I can see the uncensored image through a VPN. For which I have a licence, obviously.
sbv@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
No swearing license
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Especially since cunt isn’t even a swearwors in English.
breecher@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
It is definitely an American who censored it.
pi3r8@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It’s practically punctuation here in Scotland.
bampop@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
You must be thinking of Australian
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
My wife just told me otherwise.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
It was already like this when I found it.
Hupf@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
Did you find it on its way to school?
maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
But think of the children
moakley@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Oi! You got a permit for that uncensored meme?
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Yes, but You have to take a photo of your ID and share it with a random website to prove you are old enough to read the 18+ word Cunt.
bampop@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The first was offensive enough. Quite sure I saw a “bldy" and maybe even a "btard” in there as well. I’m shocked, shocked I tell you. I’m going to write to my MP and demand to be protected from this kind of thing
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Was that necessary?
BipolarSilence@lemmy.cafe 5 weeks ago
Who in the actual fuck censors a 4 Chan post
A 4CHAN POST
untorquer@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Writing cunt in Union Jack filled text? This is British cultural heritage!
moakley@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It’s my new hobby.
VitabytesDev@feddit.nl 5 weeks ago
I literally couldn’t make out the word
damnedfurry@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
To make that joke? No.
To make the joke, having already decided to make it, as funny as possible? Yes.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 5 weeks ago
I can’t believe the TV license is real. I just can’t. I guess it helps makes good tv tho
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
The TV license is definitely real. All the others are fake though (I believe).
turkalino@lemmy.yachts 5 weeks ago
A TV Licence costs £174.50
Wtf is this in addition to paying for cable/satellite?
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
The long knife prohibition is real.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Americans fund public TV through taxes, Brits just make it opt-out if you meet certain criteria by labeling it as a license.
You tell me which has more “freedom.”
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 5 weeks ago
The one where I don’t have to upload my I.D. to watch porn, BABY! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅
rtxn@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The early idea was to support the state-owned and state-operated channels through taxes. Then the channels got privatized and now the taxes are going straight into the pockets of The Brexit Bunch. I mean why would they voluntarily cut off a money source that people were already paying.
UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
In San Diego they had a toll bridge… once it was paid for they kept the toll. When asked why they were still charging a toll… They said the toll booths still cost money to run. They had to be sued for the toll to stop
schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
This is/was a thing in many other European countries too.
In Austria it used to be (not long ago, a few years at most) that only people who owned a TV needed to pay it, not anymore, now every household has to pay it, so it is basically a household tax.
alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
It’s not a tax tho? At least not in Germany. It’s going directly to the state-broadcasting service but unconditionally; the idea being it’s harder to influence the content or threaten them with cutting off their funding.
markovs_gun@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m really glad I didn’t have to see the word cunt here that would have really ruined my day
Denjin@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
Pretty accurate, all my butter knives are unregistered
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Yes, constable. This bloke right here.
ulterno@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
What if I had an unregistered fork?
What if 3 out of 4 of its prongs were broken?
maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Oi, you got yer internet licence, mate? Can’t be crackin’ these jokes if you ain’t a proper grown-up, innit?
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Armed units show up and arrest the stabbed bobby for not having a dying license
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
“Wait wait wait, I am not dead!”
“Do you have a bleeding licence then?”
“Fuck me…”
vivalapivo@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
This is not the UK Alan Turing died for
gmtom@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Alan didnt die for any UK. He dies because of fascist homophic UK government drove him to suicide.
vivalapivo@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Yay! You’ve caught the essence of the joke I tried to make
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
His suicide is actually kind of disputed.
Either way, the way he was treated by the government was completely unacceptable and immoral
porksnort@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
Much too soon! (but totally a good one, i ill be stealing this one)
gmtom@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
One of 3 jokes.
Its either either :
“loicence”
Haha no spices
Or “bad teeth”
Zron@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
My favorite to poke at is treating anything with a blade on it like it’s a deadly weapon with no other purpose.
Can’t have a locking pocket knife.
There was a group that wanted to ban pointed kitchen knives.
Had a dude tell me he doesn’t carry an axe or saw when camping because it “might scare passersby”
Photos of police “hauls” that show screw drivers and hammers as “deadly weapons that don’t belong on the streets”
So it’s at least 4 jokes.
shalafi@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
And here I am walking around the woods with a big-ass machete.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
You forgot “bo’oh ‘o wa’er”
Hadriscus@jlai.lu 5 weeks ago
I think this is Igbo
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Don’t forget the bizarre “r” into everything like drawring, the lawr, etc.
Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Also, sailing away because of their ugly wives and terrible food.
GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Haha no spices
That joke comes from yanks who are used to drowning their food in sugar syrup to mask the taste of underage mexican day labourer blood.
squaresinger@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Or “bad teeth”
I lived in the UK for a while and what shocked me most was the ads for tooth care products.
Where I’m from they are like “Fresh breath all day long” or “Keeps your teeth white”. In the UK they were like “Mouth wash can prevent tooth loss”.
Chev@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Who is Bobby?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
British colloquial term for constable
Denjin@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
A rozzer
ohulancutash@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
Robert Peel, the founder of modern policing and the devisor of policing by consent.
Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
5-0
GraniteM@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Your uncle.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
fuzz
TootSweet@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Not like 'murca where you have to register your photo ID in order to fap.
jonman364@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Huh? It’s that way in some states but wasn’t it recently made that way in the entire UK?
QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I say this as an American. The UK is not ran by adults
joyjoy@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Fake: British cops don’t carry guns
Gay: Op is sleeping with dudes
alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Bri*t self-censorship LOL
Aeao@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
My morning as a Texan
Knock on the door… I open the door with my 1911 cocked locked and ready to rock.
It’s a sheriff with his tone drawn. He goes to shoot my dog but the dog pulls a beretta. We laugh at the dog for his immigrant gun.
Sheriff tells me there’s trouble at the watering hole so I ride out to grab bubba.
I shoot my horse because I was pretty sure it hurt its leg later and grab one of the many spares roaming around…
Head to the watering hole to see an Italian man in a native headdress…
Shoot him because it was my right as an American
It was my Pa.
zululove@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
England need democracy, free speech, and imperial measures NOW
thearch@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
honestly, the sleeping licence and tv licence are one thing, but an unregistered butterknife? that’s just asking for trouble. where’s the respect for law and order?
ReCursing@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
Yeah Anon is not British
jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
Saands like we’ve gorra fackin spy raand 'ere
daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Do y’all brits actually pay for the license? Can you be arrested for not paying it? How does it work exactly?
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
I’ve been to this country and they do this type of shit covenantly
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Cunt.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
U wat m8?
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
You got a loicence for that?
otacon239@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
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Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
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clif@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Beat me to it (by 24+ hours) ya cunt.
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
You’re one late cunt