Open Menu
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
lotide
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
Login

Anon is Bri’ish

⁨873⁩ ⁨likes⁩

Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MacNCheezus@lemmy.today⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/5af2a6f1-8069-4a16-bdda-089fc3def4a6.jpeg

source

Comments

Sort:hotnewtop
  • NOT_RICK@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cunt.

    source
    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      U wat m8?

      source
    • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You got a loicence for that?

      source
      • otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Image

        source
        • -> View More Comments
      • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Image

        source
        • -> View More Comments
    • clif@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Beat me to it (by 24+ hours) ya cunt.

      source
      • NOT_RICK@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You’re one late cunt

        source
  • pi3r8@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The irony of this image being censored .

    source
    • crimeschneck@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You have to verify your age to see the uncensored image.

      source
      • Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        drinks verification can

        source
        • -> View More Comments
      • DJDarren@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Brit here. I can see the uncensored image through a VPN. For which I have a licence, obviously.

        source
    • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No swearing license

      source
    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Especially since cunt isn’t even a swearwors in English.

      source
      • breecher@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It is definitely an American who censored it.

        source
        • -> View More Comments
      • pi3r8@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s practically punctuation here in Scotland.

        source
      • bampop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You must be thinking of Australian

        source
      • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        My wife just told me otherwise.

        source
    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It was already like this when I found it.

      source
      • MajesticTechie@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Image

        source
        • -> View More Comments
      • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Did you find it on its way to school?

        source
    • maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But think of the children

      source
  • moakley@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Emphatically uncensored:

    Image

    source
    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oi! You got a permit for that uncensored meme?

      source
      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yes, but You have to take a photo of your ID and share it with a random website to prove you are old enough to read the 18+ word Cunt.

        source
      • bampop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The first was offensive enough. Quite sure I saw a “bldy" and maybe even a "btard” in there as well. I’m shocked, shocked I tell you. I’m going to write to my MP and demand to be protected from this kind of thing

        source
    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Was that necessary?

      source
      • BipolarSilence@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Who in the actual fuck censors a 4 Chan post

        A 4CHAN POST

        source
      • untorquer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Writing cunt in Union Jack filled text? This is British cultural heritage!

        source
        • -> View More Comments
      • moakley@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s my new hobby.

        source
      • VitabytesDev@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I literally couldn’t make out the word

        source
        • -> View More Comments
      • damnedfurry@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        To make that joke? No.

        To make the joke, having already decided to make it, as funny as possible? Yes.

        source
  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can’t believe the TV license is real. I just can’t. I guess it helps makes good tv tho

    source
    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The TV license is definitely real. All the others are fake though (I believe).

      www.gov.uk/find-licences/tv-licence

      source
      • turkalino@lemmy.yachts ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        A TV Licence costs £174.50

        Wtf is this in addition to paying for cable/satellite?

        source
        • -> View More Comments
      • MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The long knife prohibition is real.

        source
        • -> View More Comments
      • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        (i believe)

        Best joke in this thread

        source
        • -> View More Comments
    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Americans fund public TV through taxes, Brits just make it opt-out if you meet certain criteria by labeling it as a license.

      You tell me which has more “freedom.”

      source
      • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The one where I don’t have to upload my I.D. to watch porn, BABY! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅

        source
        • -> View More Comments
    • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The early idea was to support the state-owned and state-operated channels through taxes. Then the channels got privatized and now the taxes are going straight into the pockets of The Brexit Bunch. I mean why would they voluntarily cut off a money source that people were already paying.

      source
      • UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        In San Diego they had a toll bridge… once it was paid for they kept the toll. When asked why they were still charging a toll… They said the toll booths still cost money to run. They had to be sued for the toll to stop

        source
        • -> View More Comments
    • schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is/was a thing in many other European countries too.

      In Austria it used to be (not long ago, a few years at most) that only people who owned a TV needed to pay it, not anymore, now every household has to pay it, so it is basically a household tax.

      source
      • alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s not a tax tho? At least not in Germany. It’s going directly to the state-broadcasting service but unconditionally; the idea being it’s harder to influence the content or threaten them with cutting off their funding.

        source
        • -> View More Comments
  • markovs_gun@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m really glad I didn’t have to see the word cunt here that would have really ruined my day

    source
  • Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pretty accurate, all my butter knives are unregistered

    source
    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes, constable. This bloke right here.

      source
      • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        What if I had an unregistered fork?
        What if 3 out of 4 of its prongs were broken?

        source
  • maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oi, you got yer internet licence, mate? Can’t be crackin’ these jokes if you ain’t a proper grown-up, innit?

    source
  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Armed units show up and arrest the stabbed bobby for not having a dying license

    source
    • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Wait wait wait, I am not dead!”

      “Do you have a bleeding licence then?”

      “Fuck me…”

      source
  • vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is not the UK Alan Turing died for

    source
    • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Alan didnt die for any UK. He dies because of fascist homophic UK government drove him to suicide.

      source
      • vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yay! You’ve caught the essence of the joke I tried to make

        source
        • -> View More Comments
      • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        His suicide is actually kind of disputed.

        Either way, the way he was treated by the government was completely unacceptable and immoral

        source
    • porksnort@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Much too soon! (but totally a good one, i ill be stealing this one)

      source
  • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    One of 3 jokes.

    Its either either :

    “loicence”

    Haha no spices

    Or “bad teeth”

    source
    • Zron@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My favorite to poke at is treating anything with a blade on it like it’s a deadly weapon with no other purpose.

      Can’t have a locking pocket knife.

      There was a group that wanted to ban pointed kitchen knives.

      Had a dude tell me he doesn’t carry an axe or saw when camping because it “might scare passersby”

      Photos of police “hauls” that show screw drivers and hammers as “deadly weapons that don’t belong on the streets”

      So it’s at least 4 jokes.

      source
      • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        And here I am walking around the woods with a big-ass machete.

        source
    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You forgot “bo’oh ‘o wa’er”

      source
      • treesquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Theah’s no “r” in wo’uh, bruv

        source
        • -> View More Comments
      • Hadriscus@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I think this is Igbo

        source
    • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Don’t forget the bizarre “r” into everything like drawring, the lawr, etc.

      source
    • Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Also, sailing away because of their ugly wives and terrible food.

      source
    • GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Haha no spices

      That joke comes from yanks who are used to drowning their food in sugar syrup to mask the taste of underage mexican day labourer blood.

      source
    • squaresinger@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or “bad teeth”

      I lived in the UK for a while and what shocked me most was the ads for tooth care products.

      Where I’m from they are like “Fresh breath all day long” or “Keeps your teeth white”. In the UK they were like “Mouth wash can prevent tooth loss”.

      source
  • Chev@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Who is Bobby?

    source
    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      British colloquial term for constable

      source
    • Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A rozzer

      source
    • ohulancutash@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Robert Peel, the founder of modern policing and the devisor of policing by consent.

      source
    • Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      5-0

      source
    • GraniteM@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Your uncle.

      source
    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      fuzz

      source
  • TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not like 'murca where you have to register your photo ID in order to fap.

    source
    • jonman364@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Huh? It’s that way in some states but wasn’t it recently made that way in the entire UK?

      source
  • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I say this as an American. The UK is not ran by adults

    source
  • joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fake: British cops don’t carry guns

    Gay: Op is sleeping with dudes

    source
  • alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bri*t self-censorship LOL

    source
  • Aeao@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My morning as a Texan

    Knock on the door… I open the door with my 1911 cocked locked and ready to rock.

    It’s a sheriff with his tone drawn. He goes to shoot my dog but the dog pulls a beretta. We laugh at the dog for his immigrant gun.

    Sheriff tells me there’s trouble at the watering hole so I ride out to grab bubba.

    I shoot my horse because I was pretty sure it hurt its leg later and grab one of the many spares roaming around…

    Head to the watering hole to see an Italian man in a native headdress…

    Shoot him because it was my right as an American

    It was my Pa.

    source
  • zululove@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    England need democracy, free speech, and imperial measures NOW

    source
  • thearch@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    honestly, the sleeping licence and tv licence are one thing, but an unregistered butterknife? that’s just asking for trouble. where’s the respect for law and order?

    source
  • ReCursing@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah Anon is not British

    source
  • jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Saands like we’ve gorra fackin spy raand 'ere

    source
  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do y’all brits actually pay for the license? Can you be arrested for not paying it? How does it work exactly?

    source
  • nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve been to this country and they do this type of shit covenantly

    source