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@GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What next, power supply shortages?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just stick a Valve logo on it.

  Call it Steam Vapour or some shit and all the G*mers would eat it up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why in hospitals, is 'gun shot wound' appreciated as "GSW"-⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  G S Dub.

  It’s also shorter to write.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rainbow Six Siege Has Been Hacked Again, And Players Are Reportedly Getting 67-Day Bans⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  G*mers are a joke, yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rainbow Six Siege Has Been Hacked Again, And Players Are Reportedly Getting 67-Day Bans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am so chill.

  You’re the one getting upset.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Administration Live Updates: President Expects Impeachment if G.O.P. Falters in Midterm Elections⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s making the bold assumption that people will vote.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rainbow Six Siege Has Been Hacked Again, And Players Are Reportedly Getting 67-Day Bans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That suggests I think of G*mers as people.

  I don’t.

  Pretty simple really.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rainbow Six Siege Has Been Hacked Again, And Players Are Reportedly Getting 67-Day Bans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m thinking of them being below me.

  Which they are.

  troglodytes, the lot of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rainbow Six Siege Has Been Hacked Again, And Players Are Reportedly Getting 67-Day Bans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because I would rather not degrade myself by thinking of G*mers as people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rainbow Six Siege Has Been Hacked Again, And Players Are Reportedly Getting 67-Day Bans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People whose entire personality and identity revolves around gaming.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rainbow Six Siege Has Been Hacked Again, And Players Are Reportedly Getting 67-Day Bans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not going to stop G*mers trying to act smug while showing how clueless they really are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What common American habits do people find quietly annoying?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Treating their assumptions about others as facts.

  Being Northern Irish I see this a lot. Always about The Troubles, Political Identity, and the modern working of Northern Ireland.

  When Michelle O’Neill became First Minister all the plastic Paddy’s came out the woodwork to say that Ireland would be united in 5 years time.

  Despite Unionists still holding the majority of seats, the larger share of votes, and British being the most popular political identity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Belief⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  1. Brain chemicals are a thing that exist.

  2. Become one today’s lucky 10’000

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Belief⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You believe in a thing called love?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The fuck is Snowball II doing in Bart’s room.

  Might as well spit on Groaning while you’re at it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …microsoft.com/…/wrap-text-and-move-pictures-in-w…

  Literally like the easiest thing to do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe if you weren’t a tech illiterate fuck and used the “image formatting” system.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Word.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those without tech literacy love to blame the software.

  A bad workman blames his tools after all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Media consumption" ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And you say G*mers aren’t brainwashed sheep, conditioned to support their favourite monopoly?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a fan of GabeN⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  G*mers hate it in other games. Why should I give Valve a free pass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a fan of GabeN⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  For as long as G*mers are mindless monopoly defending sheep. I’ll never rest.

  Fuck G*mers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a fan of GabeN⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Trying to bring up the seasonal item drops in games like TF2, while still keeping the rhythm of the rest of the comment is quite hard.

  If you have a better way of putting it I’m all ears.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a fan of GabeN⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What brainwashed G*mer sheep

  Defending the monopolistic.

  Loot box pushing

  Gambling economy boosting

  Seasonal FOMO instigator

  Broken game seller

  Asset flips exploiter

  Refund pusher backer (he pushed hard against it from the start until the EU told them to fuck off with that shit)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Controversial horror game Horses is the top-selling new game on GOG even as it gets kicked off the Humble Store one day after launch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  G*mers admit Lord Gaben made a mistake challenge IMPOSSIBLE DIFFICULTY NOT CLICKBAIT!!! GONE SEXUAL!! 😱😱

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve dev counters calls to scrap Steam AI disclosures, says it's a "technology relying on cultural laundering, IP infringement, and slopification"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather not catch the G*mer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve dev counters calls to scrap Steam AI disclosures, says it's a "technology relying on cultural laundering, IP infringement, and slopification"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Typical G*mer troglodyte.

  Been fed for shit for so long you have a fetish for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon asks out a girl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah. It turns out a bunch of tech obsessed nerds aren’t the most socially well adjusted.

  Reddit is even better than this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve dev counters calls to scrap Steam AI disclosures, says it's a "technology relying on cultural laundering, IP infringement, and slopification"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  DRM isn’t enforced right?

  Good job completely ignoring what I said about Valve paying publishers to use them as DRM to forced a install base. That’s a good little lamb you are.

  MORE consumer friendly

  It is literally the bare minimum they are required, something they spent years arguing against. And you say I’m making poorly researched takes.

  I know it’s hard to come to terms with how you’ve been treated like a fool. But don’t worry, one of these days you’ll see the light.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve dev counters calls to scrap Steam AI disclosures, says it's a "technology relying on cultural laundering, IP infringement, and slopification"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Aww dude.

  Good job ignoring Steam’s monopolistic anti consumer practices that caused their dominance.

  Good job ignoring Steam’s multiple instances of willingly selling shit because they get paid either way.

  Good job ignoring Steam had to be forced to give refunds by the EU.

  You’re a good little sheep aren’t you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve dev counters calls to scrap Steam AI disclosures, says it's a "technology relying on cultural laundering, IP infringement, and slopification"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Aww dude.

  Steam was plagued with asset flips for years and refused to do anything about it. Repeatedly saying it was a Unity issue.

  Then there’s the slop of shitty “simulator” games

  Digital Homicide

  Bad Rats

  Have we seriously forgotten about Day One: Gary’s Incident

  Steam dominates the market because it paid publishers to use them as DRM for physical releases.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve dev counters calls to scrap Steam AI disclosures, says it's a "technology relying on cultural laundering, IP infringement, and slopification"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Steam already sells enough slop without AI.

  But you know for sure the moment Gaben sees all the money from AI games, that shit will be pushed to the max.