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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Be grateful that someone thought enough about me to make me diner. And perhaps casually suggest we join a cooking class together.

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    • Rin@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nicest comment

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    • dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s not dinner, that’s a health hazard.

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I legit thought those were someone’s balls

    Image

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    • breecher@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Looks boiled, not raw. Still, it shouldn’t be boiled.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Consider seeing a doctor?

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  • simsalabim@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Take the hint and start participating in housework and learn how to cook.

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I mean if the other partner goes to work and the other is at home, it’s fair to expect the stay at home one to take on the burden of most housework imo.

      Full day of work and then your partner gives you shit about not cooking your own food? Fucking hell

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      • Distractor@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Where do you see it stated that she doesn’t work? Maybe that’s the best she can manage after a long day of work herself

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  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is such a British photo.

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    • undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I agree but I don’t know what about it makes your statement true.

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      • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s the complete and total lack of seasoning, apart from what appears to be pepper on the chicken. Also the fact that the concept of “crunch”, or any form of texture, seems to be a foreign concept.

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    • GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Despite the fact it’s obviously American.

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  • burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I haven’t had anything but meth and bud lights in days what am I gonna say? Thank you queen

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    • atlien51@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What the fuck is your life 💀💀💀

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      • burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I‘m literally just vibing and having good food like OP posted

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        IKR, bud lite?

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  • double_quack@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Jokes aside, it all depends on the context, what are their skills? What is the thought behind it. How much money is there around?Does it taste good?

    If you know she cooks well then this may be bad. If she is absolutely new, this may even be a sweet gesture.

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    • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      dies of food poisoning

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Doesn’t matter, had sex.

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yeah that chicken is absolutely not cooked.

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  • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thank her and tell her how much i appreciate her? Wtf else would you do?

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    • ryannathans@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My brother it’s raw

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      • CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s my fault for not clarifying what, “trying it raw once” meant.

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      • scbasteve7@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s a meal that I don’t have to cook after a hard day of work, and is most likely an expression of love. There’s nothing that tastes better than that.

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      • Croquette@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It looks more like its boiled chicken.

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’d probably mention how it looks raw and unappetizing, but put it in a nice constructive manner.

      Just suffering through that shit doesn’t sound like a good relationship imo

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  • CalipherJones@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I know what id be doing in about 3 hours afterwards.

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  • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Tell her she did great, but the chicken could be cooked a bit more.

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    • DampCanary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      but that’s just color of sauce
      drumsticks are barely visible

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      • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Isn’t that the skin? To me they look like they were boiled.

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  • tino@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    you shut the fuck up and next, you do the cooking. Your girl is not at your service.

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    • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      …the chicken is literally raw.

      I get the “respect partners as people” angle but you have to at least look at the image.

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      • bus_factor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I think it might be boiled.

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  • SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I love the maliciously positive comments about this fake senario.

    None of you would eat the salmonella chicken, no matter how much you respect your spouse.

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  • Almacca@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Lol. You can really tell who has and hasn’t been in a long term relationship in the comments.

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    • curiousaur@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How?

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      • dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Just by guessing.

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  • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh no sorry babe i’m actually vegan now. What a shame.

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    • jimmux@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Also allergic to dying of salmonella.

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  • istdaslol@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Realise that I was supposed to get groceries

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  • psivchaz@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m married. I do most of the cooking anyway. My wife is banned from cooking chicken because of the last time. So… “<Wife’s name>, we talked about this. No chicken. Let’s go to the Mexican restaurant nearby tonight.”

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    • MasterNerd@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I don’t know what happened, so maybe I’m assuming too much, but wouldn’t it be better for her to try again so that she can improve?

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      • psivchaz@reddthat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s not a real rule. More like a running joke, because she’s had problems getting chicken dishes right more than anything else. It probably does not come across on a random comment on the Internet, but I do think it would be kinda crazy to actually have rules like that in a real relationship.

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  • verdantbanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    eat out

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  • Mpatch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The her to hospital because clearly she had a mental breakdown, stroke, trauma, what ever.

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  • phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Are… Are those balls?

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    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      from this close, they always look like landscape.

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  • TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Vegetables 🍆

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    • Almacca@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      VEGETABLES!

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  • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Did they cook that meal with sunlight?

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  • Jimmycakes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Go to bed

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well at least it’s no longer encased in jello

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  • CII_RX@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Calling poison control

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  • Balaquina@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Die. Your choice whether from hunger or food poisoning.

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