I legit thought those were someone’s balls
Home cooking
Submitted 10 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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MissJinx@lemmy.world 10 months ago
breecher@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Looks boiled, not raw. Still, it shouldn’t be boiled.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Consider seeing a doctor?
simsalabim@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Take the hint and start participating in housework and learn how to cook.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I mean if the other partner goes to work and the other is at home, it’s fair to expect the stay at home one to take on the burden of most housework imo.
Full day of work and then your partner gives you shit about not cooking your own food? Fucking hell
Distractor@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Where do you see it stated that she doesn’t work? Maybe that’s the best she can manage after a long day of work herself
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
This is such a British photo.
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 10 months ago
I agree but I don’t know what about it makes your statement true.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
It’s the complete and total lack of seasoning, apart from what appears to be pepper on the chicken. Also the fact that the concept of “crunch”, or any form of texture, seems to be a foreign concept.
GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Despite the fact it’s obviously American.
burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 10 months ago
I haven’t had anything but meth and bud lights in days what am I gonna say? Thank you queen
atlien51@lemm.ee 10 months ago
What the fuck is your life 💀💀💀
burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 10 months ago
I‘m literally just vibing and having good food like OP posted
double_quack@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Jokes aside, it all depends on the context, what are their skills? What is the thought behind it. How much money is there around?Does it taste good?
If you know she cooks well then this may be bad. If she is absolutely new, this may even be a sweet gesture.
And009@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
dies of food poisoning
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Yeah that chicken is absolutely not cooked.
Mac@mander.xyz 10 months ago
Thank her and tell her how much i appreciate her? Wtf else would you do?
ryannathans@aussie.zone 10 months ago
My brother it’s raw
CluckN@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s my fault for not clarifying what, “trying it raw once” meant.
scbasteve7@lemm.ee 10 months ago
It’s a meal that I don’t have to cook after a hard day of work, and is most likely an expression of love. There’s nothing that tastes better than that.
Croquette@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
It looks more like its boiled chicken.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I’d probably mention how it looks raw and unappetizing, but put it in a nice constructive manner.
Just suffering through that shit doesn’t sound like a good relationship imo
CalipherJones@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I know what id be doing in about 3 hours afterwards.
Honytawk@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Tell her she did great, but the chicken could be cooked a bit more.
DampCanary@lemmy.world 10 months ago
but that’s just color of sauce
drumsticks are barely visibleVenus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 months ago
Isn’t that the skin? To me they look like they were boiled.
tino@lemmy.world 10 months ago
you shut the fuck up and next, you do the cooking. Your girl is not at your service.
qarbone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
…the chicken is literally raw.
I get the “respect partners as people” angle but you have to at least look at the image.
bus_factor@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I think it might be boiled.
SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I love the maliciously positive comments about this fake senario.
None of you would eat the salmonella chicken, no matter how much you respect your spouse.
Almacca@aussie.zone 10 months ago
Lol. You can really tell who has and hasn’t been in a long term relationship in the comments.
curiousaur@reddthat.com 10 months ago
How?
dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Just by guessing.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 10 months ago
Oh no sorry babe i’m actually vegan now. What a shame.
jimmux@programming.dev 10 months ago
Also allergic to dying of salmonella.
istdaslol@feddit.org 10 months ago
Realise that I was supposed to get groceries
psivchaz@reddthat.com 10 months ago
I’m married. I do most of the cooking anyway. My wife is banned from cooking chicken because of the last time. So… “<Wife’s name>, we talked about this. No chicken. Let’s go to the Mexican restaurant nearby tonight.”
MasterNerd@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I don’t know what happened, so maybe I’m assuming too much, but wouldn’t it be better for her to try again so that she can improve?
psivchaz@reddthat.com 10 months ago
It’s not a real rule. More like a running joke, because she’s had problems getting chicken dishes right more than anything else. It probably does not come across on a random comment on the Internet, but I do think it would be kinda crazy to actually have rules like that in a real relationship.
verdantbanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
eat out
Mpatch@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The her to hospital because clearly she had a mental breakdown, stroke, trauma, what ever.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Did they cook that meal with sunlight?
Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Go to bed
halvar@lemy.lol 10 months ago
Well at least it’s no longer encased in jello
CII_RX@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Calling poison control
Balaquina@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Die. Your choice whether from hunger or food poisoning.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Be grateful that someone thought enough about me to make me diner. And perhaps casually suggest we join a cooking class together.
Rin@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Nicest comment
dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
That’s not dinner, that’s a health hazard.