LogicalDrivel

@LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The ancient Greeks or Chinese should have already had words for this.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty lifelike. Full color/sensory immersion, even to the point of feeling things like cold, heat, wind, hearing loud noises, smells etc. Sometimes, if ive been really sleep deprived, it can take me a solid few minutes to realize Im even awake and in the “real world”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An annual tradition⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  My uncle walked in on my “walk” with my cousins one year. To break the awkwardness, I offered him some. My uncle had been sober for something like 15 years at this point. He was (is) also a substance abuse counselor… Yeah…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ever go back to your old job just to visit friends and see THIS?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I was fired from my last job for making my boss “uncomfortable” by opening up about some mental health stuff I was going through. I also wasn’t afraid to point out when something being asked of me wasn’t my job so there was more to it. Anyways Im still friends with the secretary there. I went to pick her up one evening to grab dinner and my old boss saw me, turned ghost white and literally ran into her office to hide till i left. IDK what she thinks im going to do, but it is entertaining watch her cower like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I knew it!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It really distract from the fact her hands are showing signs of lycanthropy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Corn on the nub.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BE NOT AFRAID⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought the dude in the back was rocking a Col. Sanders goatee at first. I think its just the end of a plastic bag though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And what car did you learn in?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I learned on an automatic and didn’t know stick. Did that stop me from buying an old manual Mustang? Nope. I figured I had some practice with manual shifting in racing games (console), surely it couldn’t be that hard. I stalled plenty of times leaving the lot but once I got it going it was fine. It only really took a couple days of dropping clutch and stalling on hills before I had it down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LEARN YOU PIECE OF SHIT⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I already have Shit head fucking fuckface (old boss) but I still get the duck. Voice to text is worse than typing it but both are ducking useless most times.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Arby's steak bites⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They were pretty decent a little while ago. Back when they did the 5 beef and cheddar for 5 bucks. That couldn’t have been too long ago. lemme see…oh, over 30 years ago. Well never mind then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Back in my day...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Smashing the keys so fast the phone is still typing when you stop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kaiju.meme⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kage Bunshin no Jutsu

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty sure he's fine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a parent use me as an example for their kid as to what not to be. I was working as a janitor at the school and she said something along the lines of this meme when she picked her kid up. Never mind it was a small school and I was also the bus driver, maintenance crew, after school counselor, and cafeteria help. If it wasn’t for me and one other guy doing the same things, her precious little child wouldn’t have had a (private charter) school to go to. Its rude AF and if you do this your a shit human.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BlueSky has drama so the Fedi-Marketers are waking from their slumber⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That logo/mascot just turns me off. I know it’s silly and shouldn’t matter but my instincts tell me to run when I see it. Shame too, seems like a neat service.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨moist rodent⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thats what I read at first. Brain couldn’t cope with the wet mice I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nearly a third of all gaming PCs are still running Windows 10, even as Microsoft prepare to kill it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I switched to PopOS a little while ago because of this. Besides some minor gripes (like not being able to customize system sounds) its been pretty dummy proof.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well fuck me then⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I like it when he does one decisive TINK, then puts the spoon down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you think of any now?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I learned that in middle school. It was from a kid on the bus but it was still middle school.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh the consequences of allergies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that’s about it.” -A Sinner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit lost it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, im good thanks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to saw free gravel, but I need to know how its manifested. In a big pile where I want it? Or like never ending handfuls of pocket gravel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And phlebotomists!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bring out the trumpets and pour out the beer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I managed to get to use this last year before Cheeto Mussolini got rid of it. It was simple, straight-forward and free for the basic filings. Of course that fucking twat waffle would get rid of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bmw⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I almost got in an accident today with a BMW driver, today. They made it look like they were turning but faked me out and went straight, instead. Then they proceeded to scream something at me in a different language for about 30 seconds, while blocking my turn. I was the only one who signaled, There’s no point to this story, I just felt it added to the vibe here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not stealing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This thread has reminded me of why I don’t want kids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution: 🖕⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tonight on Lifetime-Japan, Speed Walkers - A motley crew of septuagenarians must defeat the evil doer, osteoarthritis man, else they will be forced to deal with painful joints! Can these grizzled grandmas come out victorious? Tune in to find out!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨makes more sense than this shit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Its all kinds of weaselly, innit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨inspirational⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thats how you get pink eye.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eye Bleach⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d love the chance to eat a berry almost twice my size.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BE NOT AFRAID, MORTAL⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Be not afraid gluten intolerant.