qarbone

@qarbone@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pope Joan⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s true. I have been told by many women my head looks quite phallic. Every one that’s told me that has been too impressed to date me. I didn’t expect it to affect even my online interactions.

  Suffering from success…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In case you aren’t aware, both comments are referencing an old Youtube parody animation about Dragonball Z called “Dragonzball PeePee”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pope Joan⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The most reliable way to sex a skeleton is to be interested in what they’re interested in, and not say stuff like “ay, babey, you’d looked better with more meat on those bones!” Otherwise, just ride the vibe and see where the mood takes you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pope Joan⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  People are tired because there’s literally no winning with tactics like that. The idiotic tactics on display in the OP aren’t about realistically “winning” the culture war. It’s just sowing so many nonsense weeds that any reasonable discussion is choked off of the vine. When you allow inanity like “male/female skull assignment” as a platform instead of “simply being correct”, the whole game goes down the toilet. It’s now just “who can shout the loudest and the longest and into the most ears directly”. That’s not a race with a finish line, it’s the cultural equivalent to a “last person shitting” contest and these motherfuckers are full of shit.

  If you have a mind to think, you can only turn it off so long. And when the reasonable person does switch theirs back on, they’ll eventually have to contend with the mess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Killing a sandwich only makes it tastier.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On the prospect of an $80-$90 GTA 6, former PlayStation boss says 'it's an impossible equation' for big-budget studios to keep their prices down⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They were probably on slightly profitable. Or, Money forbid, only breaking even.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We pink inside too :(⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  D’y’know how many fish are “silvery-blue”, salmon?? Get over yourself, and be glad we didn’t name the color “sockeye pink”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bella Ramsey Says ‘It’s Important’ to Keep Gendered Awards for Best Actor and Actress: ‘Recognition for Women in the Industry’ Must Be ‘Preserved’⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you…not know what community you’re in?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What I’m getting that is hetero girl-on-girl is somewhat performative and passive, instead of the hardcore fucking expected by the the red-haired lesbian (hence “the lesbian”), as indicated by her response that she (the lesbian) would be doing all the work and her accepting the claim that the “straight” black-haired woman (hence “the straight”) will be doing makeup as her (the straight’s) hetero part of the hetero-homo sex-exchange. The second half is the absurdist punchline in the execution. Movie-level cosmetics, including realistic amounts of hair – enough to create a hairball during unknown forms of oralplay, presumably provided by the straight. And a dogged insistence from the lesbian that dislodging a hairball not end the sexual encounter, which required continuous singing. Perhaps it was a sexual rendition of the musical “Cats”, further tying in existing stereotypes of queer people and their relation with/affinity to theater and the fine arts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sus⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s because the (western?) default image of a break-up is a messy one. You don’t just “remain friends”. You fully cut ties and try not to even think of them until 4am.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sus⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If all of them cannot pool together and find another place, then shit’s bad enough that you might not notice. As you now will be paying rent on whatever house y’all were sharing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With the classic to end it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Jaysus wept, this would make a good gameshow.

  Wheel of fortune to get the above message and then you have to decipher what the actual English is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeremy Renner Turned Down ‘Hawkeye’ Season 2 Because He Was Offered ‘Half’ His Season 1 Salary: ‘Did You Think I’m Only Half the Jeremy Because I Got Ran Over?’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe they’re speculating only half the people will watch it, based on previous trends. I sure didn’t watch the first one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skin Deep review - Blendo's first game in seven years is a small triumph.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What are your issues with the game? Have you played it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thought provoking tee shirt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, they’re not kissing. Nose-to-nose and building sexual tension, sure. But those lips ain’t locked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope she found herself⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The first time I took edibles, I was solo and took too much. I was spaced out and far too aware of the wind blown by my ceiling fan as it touched my skin. It wasn’t even a fun trip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Librarians in UK increasingly asked to remove books, as influence of US pressure groups spreads⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck that. Tell US pressure to go suck a fatty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨use it on strangers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To say they did?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America is fucked⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Were all the "ja"s an affectation or do modern Germans just ja that much?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes life choices⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Could’ve also done business and become reprehensible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon orders food⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s austerity now, so we can probably expect a bit of deflation on the compliment market, pushing back projected compliment growth rates.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hydro⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck you. Why’d you make me laugh at that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Advice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You have a hard shell inside the soft tortilla

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skill issue⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  People with jobs that aren’t playing video games.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Battle Brothers gets an update two years on from its last one with some fixes and, surprisingly, some new content⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t like losing but I’ve been doing it my whole life, so I’m pretty good at it now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Many Americans Really Live Paycheck to Paycheck?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Two hours? Yeah, right, Philippides.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How it feels wandering into different bubbles sometimes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  *s(ch)piel

  Shpheal is a Pokémon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's friend is Buddhist⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He can afford to disappear for a week every month?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tokyo Xtreme Racer is a novel throwback to classic PS2 racing games like Midnight Club⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They mention it’s from a franchise in the first paragraph.