qarbone
@qarbone@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon meets up with a girl 1 week ago:
Then I’d imagine you wouldn’t be a neighborhood prostitute and run an onlyfans.
Although I shouldn’t presume.
- Comment on Then they try to keep handing it back after you gave them it back 😭 1 week ago:
And then immediately die. Gotta brainwash them early that phone bad.
- Comment on Asshole Lab Rat 1 week ago:
Good point! Have they checked these laboratory mice to make sure their genes haven’t been spliced?
- Comment on Nuclear Demonology 2 weeks ago:
I thought he was always on Fox. Which is merely a very stupid, malicious child pretending to be a news channel.
- Comment on There is only 1 choice 3 weeks ago:
I’ll give him a select list of hearts I want him to dance his way through.
Subtitle A: “The dancing just went from ‘dirty’ to ‘deadly’.”
Subtitle B: “Watch out, he’s changed his shoes.”
- Comment on Anon plays a guessing game 3 weeks ago:
If my tail wouldn’t be prehensile, then I’d want it remove too. It’s a sartorial mess with no upside.
- Comment on Clever, clever 3 weeks ago:
If you’re a cheater, it all makes sense.
- Comment on Bandai Namco reportedly tries to bore staff into quitting, skirting Japan’s labor laws 5 weeks ago:
In the immortal words of that dumbo from Blizz “do you guys not have phones?”
If you leave me in a room and give me no tasks while still paying me, you’ve got me on salary to slack. And I will outperform everyone. Or no one, I’m not sure which one.
And honestly figuring that out is probably not in my job description anymore.
- Comment on Why do Orks from Warhammer 40K have nipples? 5 weeks ago:
That’s not peer pressure, that’s cultural osmosis. If other species tried to force them to have nipples, then they would resist
- Comment on Horrors We've Unleashed 5 weeks ago:
nah, ricky, you’re no potatoes at all. 🔫
- Comment on Where does the music go? 5 weeks ago:
Why would that be annoying instead of relieving?
- Comment on Kitty. 1 month ago:
Honestly, we could expext the inanity graph to be inversely correlated to intelligence. You only need one of those lines.
- Comment on This man is a parody of himself 1 month ago:
This always makes me laugh
- Comment on I love diablo-likes, but they're also really annoying. 1 month ago:
Not superhuman, just very simple. I pick what I want most at the moment, especially in a game where I can refund points if my decision wasn’t great.
- Comment on I love diablo-likes, but they're also really annoying. 1 month ago:
I had to take another look to see if they’ve shat the tree up worse somehow. But, no, it’s the same. The tree isn’t complicated to read or even that hard to understand. It’s a tree: you start at the base and make decisions at the branches.
Perhaps it’s an extension of people getting paralyzed by decisions, which I don’t experience, but it’s only difficult if you are in the strange position of “knowing enough about the passive tree to know a build/specific passive exists” but also don’t know the tree enough to figure out how to get there.
- Comment on Anon scentmaxxes 2 months ago:
Wow, I found this at 9 am for me too! I’m also going to reset my day.
- Comment on OK yes I'm dumb so what 2 months ago:
I thought those were just the rules?
- Comment on Meatspin 2 months ago:
This was the centrifuge through which they distilled the kids worth giving a shit about.
- Comment on "Concord servers are now offline. Thank you to all the freegunners who have joined us in the Concord galaxy" 2 months ago:
What?
I only remember the wave-based, tower defense main mod. What playground mode was there?
- Comment on "Concord servers are now offline. Thank you to all the freegunners who have joined us in the Concord galaxy" 2 months ago:
There have been a number of voxel shooter that have shipped lowkey since Minecraft that attempted to add block placement to the team v team ticket shooter, e.g. Ace of Spades.
- Comment on "Concord servers are now offline. Thank you to all the freegunners who have joined us in the Concord galaxy" 2 months ago:
What about Anthem?
- Comment on Amazon Contractors can't even sing in their cars now. Unions protect against this micromanagement. 2 months ago:
Nukes?
- Comment on "Now everyone will have an easy reference table at hand!" 2 months ago:
Oh, dreadfully sorry. Shall I…just stick my neck out here? Or is this going to be a trampling? Let me know.
- Comment on "Now everyone will have an easy reference table at hand!" 2 months ago:
No! Absolutely not! Are you trying to kill us all?!
- Comment on Inflation? 2 months ago:
Sure, in the broad, capitalist sense, you can’t blame the company.
But, as just a collection of people, you can absolutely blame them. Saying that a company has no fault in deciding to use aggressive, manipulative methods to pull money out of people no matter what feels on the level of saying 'I couldn’t help myself, they should’ve stopped me from being terrible".
- Comment on I'm not a good liar but need to pretend I like my current job and not rant about how much I dislike it till I find a job I like more. How do I make my coworkers and supervisors believe this lie? 2 months ago:
…did you not read the post? They are planning to leave but they don’t want to get dumped before finding a new position.
- Comment on New Starfield free update added a ground vehicle 2 months ago:
Oh boy, can’t wait for modders to dress it up as various star wars speeders
- Comment on More than 80% of recruiters admit to posting ‘ghost jobs’ to juice their talent pool and business reputation 2 months ago:
Oh, I hear ya. My life remains in shambles
- Comment on More than 80% of recruiters admit to posting ‘ghost jobs’ to juice their talent pool and business reputation 2 months ago:
Good to know I can expect maybe 1/3 of applications to be legit
- Comment on More than 80% of recruiters admit to posting ‘ghost jobs’ to juice their talent pool and business reputation 2 months ago:
Is this a joke? You say you were doing the same thing as the HR people, i.e. posting fake applications so why is this getting voted up?