qarbone

@qarbone@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  They shoot at it when the food is subpar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just how visible is your butthole to a gynecologist?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can we change lemmy names? I wanna swap to “Butthole Falcon” for a bit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The signatures are still coming and it's already making an impact⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why are publishers speaking for devs about how much choice devs would have? Why not get devs to speak?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does the "White Power Ranger" seem like an odd title?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The internet proves again, that you will always be able to find someone who shares your (degenerate) opinion.

  If Rita wanted this monster to grow, all she had to do was back that dumpy up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vitamins are good but idk....⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That doesn’t answer anyone’s question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vitamins are good but idk....⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What about being sexual abused by a older family member makes it a better punchline?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My statue Peebee (Mass Effect Andromeda)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The only asari I’ll ever truly accept is Dr. Liara T’soni, my OTL.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We really don't want to talk about our problems⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The ‘plap plap GET PREGNANT’ meme, but with a therapist shouting:

  h’whut

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We really don't want to talk about our problems⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are not the same⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What didn’t the dragon say?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are not the same⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone still on Twitter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sadge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This does sound like a Marvel mutant? I think his name was “Furnace”? He had no jaw and his chest was flaming energy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Once again, we have lawmakers just making spurious if not outright false statements with no repercussions. When your words decide people’s reality, you should be afraid of what you say. And I don’t see that fear in legislators.

  They just say whatever the fuck incorrect bullshit they wish, and walk it back at their leisure when the effect is already resolved in throughout news media. The world’s gotten their soundclip, the base started foaming when they heard their whistles, and then the politican quietly amends “oh, I obviously didn’t mean that.” If more politicans shut the fuck up because they were scared of the repercussions of walking their statements back, then maybe there’d be more reporting on what they’ve done then the inflammatorily idiotic shit they spew every other day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazing Grace⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk how the people that didn’t vote for this regime deserve to have this happen to them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sign me up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This has to be a joke…right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know which voice to use. We all know which voice to use.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, yeah, she’s supposed to be an absolute smokeshow so people know he’s won (and are jealous of him) for marrying her. But she shouldn’t “show” anything because that’s for him only.

  Be a sex icon, but chastely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t downvote but I think the “something more is going on with him” has a nefarious tone and seems unwarranted for something as innocuous as not wanting to share a bed with a new partner inside her parents’ home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is nostupidquestions, so I would expect somewhat serious answers. This does not seem like a serious answer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Arts & STEM⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your callout to the USSR belies the lack of point you professed to, as well as your astounding lack of imagination. The US Post Office is not a business and yet yearly goes about the process of organizing national mail delivery. There are plenty of organizations that operate in the abscence of a profit motive.

  Hell, people could do all those things – actuarial work, operations planning, etc – for simple altruism. I’m a misanthrope and even I remember such things exist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Arts & STEM⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What does that question even mean? How should logistics be done?

  Spare me the Socratic method and get to your real point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Arts & STEM⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Business does not equate logistics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Arts & STEM⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Destroy business. Cast it back into the hellfires from which it came.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does America feel the need to control the world? Do what they say? Instead of taking care of their own problems at home? When did the US become police officer of the world and enforcer?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, yeah, sure. But if perfection is two steps to the left and you refuse…why?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Add it to the pile of reasons to hate 'em⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I won’t hear shit about education from the mealy-mouthed fucks that created Cockney. Piss off to the pub, geezer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Home cooking⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …the chicken is literally raw.

  I get the “respect partners as people” angle but you have to at least look at the image.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2025 be vibin'⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  With climate change on the horizon, people with real, applicable skills will come around again. Because we’re all eating roach stew and 49’ing, like nasty boys in Fallout.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2025 be vibin'⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would you do this to me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wise words⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is silly. There are absolutely brilliant people in among humanity, like gold dust sprinkled amidst sand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Ouch.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What grass starvation does to the perma-online⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, thank you. For some reason, I’m always surprised when trying to be evocative backfires into misunderstanding.