qarbone

@qarbone@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Piss Post⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The problem is your bathroom timeline just changed. That’s a face of consternation because a 1 minute excursion has turned into at least 5 minutes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Piss Post⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  This chart is for sitting to pee.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That only really holds if you somehow didn’t know the comm/bathroom was occupied.

  Unless you the type of person who’d ignore the rather strong, social signs that the people in both the comm/bathroom don’t want you to join them when they’re in there. In which case…weird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not half-baked. This is the finished dish. This is what LLM do. They don’t think, they generate reasonable text.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA on privuhcy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I honestly couldn’t determine if it was a typo or not, but it’s not “fast” but “vast majority.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First they came for steam, then they came for itch.io .⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When did they say “fuck morality policing”, or even “let’s all stop policing morality”?

  Either you piggy-backed off a comment to be a whole weirdo. Or you neee to up your reading comprehension.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨High quality sticker though⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hanging brain is specifically an act, but generally, the scrotum is “supposed” to look like a brain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't Fool Me!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How’d you know it was a half-hour later?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't Fool Me!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why I never piss and shit. Whobknows how many layers deep I am at any given moment??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm intrigued⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve just catapulted into the territory of square-root of negative 1 dates.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm intrigued⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Keep this up and we’ll upgrade you to having 0 dates.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon isn't a Microsoft fan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never heard TDD described like this. I cannot even understand how this works from a project standpoint.

  “We need a new feature. Todd’s written the test already, so everyone just have at it with your fastest implementation; whoever passes first, gets to go to prod!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True Luxury⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  …why is this a shitpost?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes a thing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You say “when you were 10 years old” but that is no metric for time. That could be last year due all anyone knows. When I first saw anything about Roblox, the vibe was about building like Minecraft but more creative mode.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Brennan Lee Mulligan is leaving Game Changer / Dropout⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let a man live his passion. American Girl dolls have busted footwear and he’s filling a need we all have

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They shoot at it when the food is subpar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just how visible is your butthole to a gynecologist?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can we change lemmy names? I wanna swap to “Butthole Falcon” for a bit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The signatures are still coming and it's already making an impact⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why are publishers speaking for devs about how much choice devs would have? Why not get devs to speak?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does the "White Power Ranger" seem like an odd title?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The internet proves again, that you will always be able to find someone who shares your (degenerate) opinion.

  If Rita wanted this monster to grow, all she had to do was back that dumpy up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vitamins are good but idk....⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That doesn’t answer anyone’s question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vitamins are good but idk....⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What about being sexual abused by a older family member makes it a better punchline?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My statue Peebee (Mass Effect Andromeda)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only asari I’ll ever truly accept is Dr. Liara T’soni, my OTL.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We really don't want to talk about our problems⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The ‘plap plap GET PREGNANT’ meme, but with a therapist shouting:

  h’whut

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We really don't want to talk about our problems⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are not the same⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What didn’t the dragon say?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are not the same⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone still on Twitter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sadge⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This does sound like a Marvel mutant? I think his name was “Furnace”? He had no jaw and his chest was flaming energy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Once again, we have lawmakers just making spurious if not outright false statements with no repercussions. When your words decide people’s reality, you should be afraid of what you say. And I don’t see that fear in legislators.

  They just say whatever the fuck incorrect bullshit they wish, and walk it back at their leisure when the effect is already resolved in throughout news media. The world’s gotten their soundclip, the base started foaming when they heard their whistles, and then the politican quietly amends “oh, I obviously didn’t mean that.” If more politicans shut the fuck up because they were scared of the repercussions of walking their statements back, then maybe there’d be more reporting on what they’ve done then the inflammatorily idiotic shit they spew every other day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazing Grace⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk how the people that didn’t vote for this regime deserve to have this happen to them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sign me up⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This has to be a joke…right?