qarbone
@qarbone@lemmy.world
- Comment on Frog and Toad go to Mars 1 week ago:
I had two and thought it wasn’t working. Took a third.
Spent an unknown amount of time frozen in my chair because I could feel the air too much on my skin.
Give it a second, kids.
- Comment on Rage bait ravings 1 week ago:
Giving it a new name doesn’t make it any less unhinged. It is “ravings”. “Rage bait” depends on if “celebrating democracy” is rage-inducing to the viewer.
- Comment on The Elder Scrolls VI: Official Name Reveal 1 week ago:
8…years?
I’m sorry, how many Skyrim releases is that? I can’t parse it
- Comment on It was a simpler time 1 week ago:
I don’t know how to lay it out any plainer than that.
It’s a holiday where people are going out to party in a club where they, when they think the night is over because the club is closing at 2am instead, get told they have an additional hour to party because the clocks got rolled back 1 hr for Daylight Savings.
Sometimes, I feel like I’m talking to aliens. - Comment on It was a simpler time 1 week ago:
I think the point is that it’s happening on Halloween…
- Comment on It's a wild life out there! 2 weeks ago:
So, no acknowledgement of anything in their message that might be agreeable or correct? Just a denial of a tangential assumption, as if the your “French nationality” were the core of that comment.
[US protestors] are doing the same as [French protestors], which is everything legally and procedurally possible, and protesting, too. A little empathy, and understanding the limits of [the US] system would be nice.
Was a pretty cogent request and the final of only 2 “paragraphs”, so confused on how you might have misplaced it.
- Comment on Mmm, roasted apples. 2 weeks ago:
“Tradition”? Just like beating your children.
- Comment on Leaked trailer for the cancelled game Mass Effect: Universe 3 weeks ago:
Which is unfortunate given it was ostensibly an RPG.
I’ll sound like a hipster, but I still like ME1 the best because it was this interesting promise of an expansive sci-fi RPG world. The world did expand but it sanded off the RPG.
- Comment on Electronic Arts to Cut 400 Jobs, Shut Down BioWare 3 weeks ago:
They weren’t saying “Dragon Age” was an EA‐years product. The later games in the Dragon Age franchise were.
- Comment on Any help , bros ? 3 weeks ago:
That’s not why it’s called a hard drive.
- Comment on A man in France was beaten after throwing rocks on firefighters 3 weeks ago:
Hmm, maybe mine is doing some proprietary shit? Shame.
- Comment on A man in France was beaten after throwing rocks on firefighters 3 weeks ago:
I had not heard of it before the comment, so I just redirected to the original.
Do some people’s clients not handle redirections properly?
- Comment on A man in France was beaten after throwing rocks on firefighters 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on CHAPTER I: OUT OF THE BREACH | Hytale 4 weeks ago:
But it has a very robust modding scene. Don’t know how polluted it is by genAI now but the early scene was pretty solid.
- Comment on Anon isn't worried about population decline 5 weeks ago:
Not all news, per se, but I do recall seeing reporting on how a good handful of countries are trying to combat falling birth rates. Like in Far East and Far North countries.
- Comment on Nothing to be embarrassed about. It's just a natural thing. It even happens to ghosts 1 month ago:
Peeping poltergeists ain’t nothing to poke fun at
- Comment on Mojang reveals The Sift as the first new Minecraft dimension in 14 years 1 month ago:
I don’t want to spoil this rare quest you elected to take on. But you should’ve seen those obsidian structures surrounded by lava and magma. I would inspect those.
The game gives you no hints. It expects you to know, just like games don’t really instruct on how to use the joystick.
- Comment on Realistically, what do people plan to do on the Moon and Mars that requires a permanent, or long term human presence there? 1 month ago:
Also: moon-jerking.
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 1 month ago:
Overheard by an LG TV
- Comment on This woman has nothing better to do 1 month ago:
How does buying an overpriced, underflavored burger allot you the privilege of calling someone anything you want?
I’m glad the manager didn’t misgender their staffer, but fuck being polite to that wanker. “Fuck out of this store. If you think spending money lets you be rude one-sidely, then we don’t need your money.” And a ‘1st Amendment lawyer’? Fuck all the way out.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
This is why you should always lead with cunnilingus: to bait out their reverses and +4s.
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- Comment on Bang! 1 month ago:
I wouldn’t call those “counterexamples” as I understand counterexamples (namely an example that counters a statement or belief). That would mean the examples would have to show that killing the villain did make the protagonist just as bad.
Like, in your Overwatch example, they didn’t become moral bad from killing the bomber. They were disbanded; the worsening situation was as a result of other bad people choosing to disband them. It’d be weird to lay it at their feet for killing a villian with political(?) connections.
- Comment on Lollipop Chainsaw Back2Back coming to PlayStation 5 in 2027. A brand-new entry starring Juliet 1 month ago:
Huh. Shame about the PlayStation of it all.
- Comment on Diablo V Teaser 1 month ago:
What?
- Comment on Diablo V Teaser 1 month ago:
“Diablo is now an extraction shooter, plumbing the pits of Hell for demon souls and runes to power your equipment.”
- Comment on Crazy Party Anon drinks a glass of ranch 2 months ago:
If you were too shy to make a scene, why even stage the ranch-drinking stunt? You have to lean into weird things, not do them timidly. Stand up and ask, “Hey, where do you keep the ranch? I’m thirsty.”
Otherwise, it just looks like you’re trying hide that your drinking a glassful of someone else’s ranch. Being (intentionally) funny is hard and not for everyone. It requires you to have an accurate barometer for the social weather of your audience. If you can’t even start a conversation with a stranger, you’re not ready to pull off room-wide goofs, successfully. You’re more likely to end up as a clown than a jester.
- Comment on Boy Breakfast 2 months ago:
Fake bite. The ground beef isn’t compressed, as if pinched off by teeth.
Smh faux dangerous-dieters these days
- Comment on "We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents" 2 months ago:
Look at this freak, with their insatiable thanking kink.
- Comment on Anon steams up the sauna 2 months ago:
She was absolutely looking to leave as soon as this guy schlubbed in to look over her “good body, tits, and butt”. The attempt at conversation was just the opening she needed to escape.
- Comment on Tasty! 2 months ago:
Fake. I ain’t using a whole utensils and plate for onion. God gave us two hands: one for onion, one for Jack and jack-based activities.