qarbone
@qarbone@lemmy.world
- Comment on The one drawback to walking at night 1 hour ago:
Probably wouldn’t, but some might be a bit miffed if someone said “shame men love crashing planes”. Even though it’s true most commercial pilots are men, so most plane crashes are done by men.
- Comment on I hate to admit that I’d probably watch this 1 day ago:
“Breed”, to me, reads as a biological process to create progeny.
Florida-mans fuck.
- Comment on Anon banters with a friend 1 day ago:
Just photograph the baby before and after the pub marathon? Use yer head, bruv.
- Comment on Can we stop asking people who are on the brink of death and suffering greatly to sacrifice themselves for a bunch of able bodied people who refuse to stand up and sacrifice themselves for us? 3 days ago:
I believe it started like that because it “looks weak” and/or “effete”, e.g. wrist Who knows if another meaning has taken over it since like the early 2000s.
- Comment on It's coming 4 days ago:
You just voluntered to be mulch for the spore beds.
- Comment on Worth 6 days ago:
No, the “Nobody” is meant to show that the following line is a conversation started apropos of nothing.
A lot of memes don’t need a starting context and aren’t in the form of a conversation, so the “Nobody” is pointless and betrays that there wasn’t much thought put in.
- Comment on Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of SCIENCE? 1 week ago:
I think after it’s born, it’s just a murder.
And, honestly, calling it “the experiment” is pretty rough.
- Comment on Time travel is easy, it's just lame 2 weeks ago:
No, sounds like the solar system just got pushed out of phase with the rest of their universe.
- Comment on Anon gets corrected 2 weeks ago:
That spelling is “ya[you] will” and I’ll brook no disagreement.
The OTS is “y’all” for “you all.”
- Comment on Threats 2 weeks ago:
This has decent format potential. But requires better 'Shop skills to make it look normal
- Comment on Anon's PC works 3 weeks ago:
I’m very certain Anon isn’t just saying “nah, my rig works” to them when asked.
Maybe closer to “LMAO normies wasting money. fuckin coomsumers, upgrading for AAAA slop! LMFAO” into conversations they weren’t invited to.
- Comment on Actual shitpost 4 weeks ago:
Where did it say he did butt stuff?
- Comment on Water 4 weeks ago:
I very slowly zoomed in on the actual words in the post.
Started off processing “molecule” as “mole”, “solar system” as “galaxy”, and thinking “ha, don’t know if that’s true but it sounds both plausible and neat”.
- Comment on 2025 trailer be wild 4 weeks ago:
Someone has to be driving to make roadkill. It just makes sense to drive up your own roadkill, if you’re looking for some.
- Comment on Is there any way to search through all the games on Steam for titles that don't use the word "dystopian" anywhere in the description? 4 weeks ago:
I’m doing a temperature check: name a game with good lore.
- Comment on Anon trying understanding women 4 weeks ago:
Intelligence has nothing to do with morality.
- Comment on Duh 4 weeks ago:
Ok.
But now how does swinging factor into this? Humans are monke. Maybe we evolved to swing?
- Comment on Duh 4 weeks ago:
Have you included the years of exclusive dating prior to marriage? Or contrasted that with people that date for years without labeling it or getting married?
- Comment on Too dumb to understand where the gas tank opening is 4 weeks ago:
If you felt I was deeply convinced about that, then your reading comprehension needs finetuning.
But enough. I’m calling an end to this sour exchange. I would have been better served tickling my own toes or huffing farts than any of this unnecessary back-and-forth.
I’ve found you too abrasive to wish a “good one”, so “have a time, person.”
- Comment on Too dumb to understand where the gas tank opening is 4 weeks ago:
Yes. It was.
Which is why I’m questioning why I spent the time explaining something so simple to someone so obsessed with being correct about the side an old lady drove her car.
- Comment on Too dumb to understand where the gas tank opening is 4 weeks ago:
It’s a joke, mate.
The person driving does not understand rotation. If you also don’t understand rotation, then in the video she is in[on] the left side of the car (when facing the camera). And then, after driving around the pump, she exits and is on the right side of the car when facing the camera.
There. The joke is dead.
- Comment on Too dumb to understand where the gas tank opening is 4 weeks ago:
She does if you, also, don’t understand rotation. She’s in the left (of the car) and then on the right.
- Comment on Anon visits America 4 weeks ago:
Where the hell are yall getting burgers at? Every fastfood place near me serves anemic, poorly prepared burgers that are not worth the cost for taste and only rarely worth the time investment when it’s near midnight and I need to absorb the alcohol in my stomach
- Comment on W reddit post. Is this based? 4 weeks ago:
The Truman Show is not a good representation of the realities of influencers semi-permanent visibility.
The choice to do it is the first, and major, difference.
- Comment on Can't sleep at night 5 weeks ago:
I don’t know that I’d call “bardcore” a genre. It’s more like a distributed cover band. It’s all about doing contemporary music with medieval instruments. They’re not making new songs.
Skyrim and the Witcher certainly aren’t bardcore, although I’m not sure what genre you’d call it besides describing it as “fantasy” music.
- Comment on Can't unsee 5 weeks ago:
I wonder which of them would be most offended by this? Who has the weaker mental?
- Comment on Hurry 5 weeks ago:
Great
- Comment on Open early for breakfast 5 weeks ago:
Instantly heard his voice too.
- Comment on Time is an unstoppable force 5 weeks ago:
I feel 10 years older, so obviously I’m doing something.
- Comment on I'm pretty sure all of us have given up on any boomer giving us anything anyway 5 weeks ago:
The people with millions and billions of dollars aren’t spending all of it before they die. It’s the old people with tens of thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands.