Shitting while pissing is ok, as long as you’re sitting pissing
Piss Post
Submitted 1 day ago by balderdash9@lemmy.zip to [deleted]
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hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
javiwhite@feddit.uk 1 day ago
I imagine it would take a great deal of both mental and physical fortitude in order to curl one out whilst standing tall.
angrystego@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Remember some people need fortitude to shit, some need fortitude not to.
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
You never see someone taking a shit while running at full speed. -George Carlin
errer@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s more a surprise than anything
rustyfish@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Soon or later this will be you:
Now we can all laugh about it. So we can long after. But in that moment? You will learn what pure dread feels like.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Happened on my 30th birthday, after all the festivities. Felt appropriate
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Now add rows and columns for:
- cumming
- vomiting
- bleeding
- menstruating
- dying
ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
No, add these as new dimensions and make it a matrix so we can have pissing while shitting while cumming while dying
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
The hypercube of gross.
Chiarottide@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
And sneezing. Have you ever sneeze-sharted? Worst feeling ever
Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
I love that someone took time out of their day to carefully plan and prepare this chart.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
dgbbad@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 hours ago
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
According to this, always be shitting and you’ll never have a bad time.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
A-B-S. A-always, B-be, S-shitting. Always be shitting! Always be shitting!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention – do I have your attention? Interest – are you interested? I know you are because it’s shit or walk. You shit or you hit the bricks! Decision – have you made your decision for Christ?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the turtlehead comin’ out; you think they came out to take a look around? Guy doesn’t sit on the toilet unless he wants to shit. Sitting there waiting to deliver the goods! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? (to Moss) What’s the problem pal?
klugerama@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
PUT…THE TP…DOWN! TP is for SHITTERS.
reptar@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Oh my God, is this a script except? I honestly thought you might be insane until the “(to miss)”
Always be shitting does sound familiar…
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 hours ago
Unless you do it while farting😧
pipe01@programming.dev 16 hours ago
Farting while pissing is cool though
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
you can see the autistic vibrations in the pee stream
IWW4@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
The real terror begins when vomiting enters the chat.
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
I was sick when I was like 9 while sitting on the toilet. The sink was too far away, there was no trash can in sight, and the toilet was in use by my ass. I threw up half digested Chef Boyardee ravioli on the floor on the floor :(
IWW4@lemmy.zip 22 hours ago
BRUTAL!
BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You rip the bag out of the trashcan and youre good to go. Been there many times.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This chick loooves pissing
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
Sitting to pee instantly solves half of these
jsomae@lemmy.ml 14 hours ago
are you imagining this woman pees standing up…?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I am now.
qarbone@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
This chart is for sitting to pee.
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
Then I don’t see the problem in shitting during peeing.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Why is pissing while pissing more happy than shitting while shitting or farting while farting.
Wait… I get it now.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
I don’t please explain
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
If your intent in the bathroom is the left label, the face is the one you make when the top label happens.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Oh… Don’t worry about it. Its just me taking the piss.
Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 1 day ago
Quality shitpost
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I think it’s more of a pisstake
RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 1 day ago
Had me cackling
Duranie@leminal.space 1 day ago
Scrolling during an in person meeting. My God this one tested me 🤣.
Oaksey@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I once did a piss, fart and sneeze at the same time. Got sort of like a really pleasant shiver.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 23 hours ago
Your body took a screenshot
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Wait until you get food poisoning 🫠 hopefully you have a tub beside your toilet.
D_C@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
Oh man, I used to get gastroenteritis every few weeks before I found out what was causing it.
Gastro was horrible. When the astonishingly painful cramps hit you you didn’t know which way the ‘projectiles’ were evacuating from until the very last second.Unfortunately the toilet in my house at that time was in a separate room as the sink and bath. Which meant if I needed to throw up I’d either have to do it in the horrible diarrhea covered toilet or just throw up on the floor.
Decisions decisions.
On the really bad episodes I would just sit in the bath for hours on end so I could turn the shower on to wash the puke and/or shit away.Fortunately I haven’t had an episode in twenty years now.
socsa@piefed.social 15 hours ago
I can fix her
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 14 hours ago
There literally nothing to fix
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Babe, everytime I fart, I piss and shit myself.
“There’s literally nothing wrong with that.”
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
I have never before seen such a perfect chart
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
My version of this would have the smiley face in every square.