acockworkorange

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every time I make biscuits from a can⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Biscuits come from a can
  They were put there by a man
  In a factory downtown

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨9 arrests for violent fascists attacking police - 900 for grannies and disabled people holding placards⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like violently protesting is safer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Free Talk Friday - September 12th, 2025⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Be the change. Create a post and start a discussion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Related: https://lemmy.wtf/comment/16937362⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t linkify the link.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nooooooo⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Send more, it’ll speed up the wank.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nooooooo⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, the fascists are on the right, doofus!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks satan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Christians and Muslims are just jews 2.0 and 2.5.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Biblically accurate Furby⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice gams, Furby.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A lesson for you ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No need to lob slurs at the datafags. /j

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A lesson for you ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What about the slut datafag? Is it real?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just heavy retouching to erase any skin marks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Octopuses fall for the ‘rubber arm’ illusion, just like us⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You got it, bud.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Octopuses fall for the ‘rubber arm’ illusion, just like us⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Researchers at the University of the Ryukyus placed a plain-body octopus (Callistoctopus aspilosomatis) into a tank filled with polymer beads. Whenever the cephalopod sat on the beads, the team covered one of the limbs with a fake arm affixed to an opaque sheet and then gently stroked both arms at the same time. When the researchers pinched the fake arm with tweezers, the octopus reacted defensively by changing its body color, retracting its arm, or escaping. But in trials where only the fake arm was stroked, both arms were stroked out of sync, or the real arm was in a different position than the fake one, the mollusk showed little or no response.

  Gotta read the article too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists discover a new species of vegetarian piranha with human-like teeth⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re putting chemicals in our water, turning our piranhas vegan!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One Angry Man⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mar Attack*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One Angry Man⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you sure?

  ::: spoiler I’m pretty sure it’s a 2009 animated post-apocalyptic sci-fantasy, featuring sentient rag dolls and killer machines. :::

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Piss Post⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just not as satisfying, especially while standing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Piss Post⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Farting while pissing is awesome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ultra high iq⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not true. Latinos love big booty Latinas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bird based storage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Starkink

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And nothing of value was lost⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If someone this to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel like it was on purpose⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  First time meme.jpg

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These totally legitimate comments⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I noticed the middle finger in the last one too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real milk proteins, no cows: Engineered bacteria pave the way for vegan cheese and yogurt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not sure if sarcastic, but there’s a lot more to milk. Lactose, lipids, emulsifiers…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real milk proteins, no cows: Engineered bacteria pave the way for vegan cheese and yogurt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And what you absolutely don’t want in beer is lactose fermenting bacteria. It gives it a cleaning rag stench.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Coldplay actually sounds⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There are billboards on the road using the event as advertisement fodder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horny🧠⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve recently had to start hormone replacement. Apparently my T levels were so low I was getting clinically depressed. So I went from half the minimum testosterone levels to slightly above the maximum. Now, I’ve always had a weirdly high libido, and I was afraid I’d have to turn into a recluse. In fact, the opposite happened. I had barely any libido left. I’d jerk off just to test if things even worked, and everything was fine, but it was like I was in constant post-nut clarity. I hated it. I didn’t feel myself anymore, and having focus and clarity while all this shit is happening in the world… Like, the hormones did help with the depression a little bit, but it was offset by the otherness I am feeling.

  Anyway, this rambling is my way to relate, in a way. You went through puberty of sorts, and I’m going through a reverse one. I am having to get to know myself again, unsure as to what is happening to my body, and dealing with the occasional zit.

  BTW, Instead of injecting T, the doctor attempted (successfully!) to kickstart my internal production with a drug that stimulates FSH production, which, in XY equipped hardware, boosts testosterone production. AMAB bodies normally deal with excess T by converting it to estrogen. To avoid that, another drug that blocked it was added. I found it curious how the same messengers are used by both sexes, sometimes with the same outcome, sometimes with completely different outcomes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horny🧠⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I must not fap. Fapping is the little death that brings total ownage. And chafing.