acockworkorange
@acockworkorange@mander.xyz
- Comment on Sweet dreams are made of these? 2 weeks ago:
I travel the world in search of cheese
- Comment on Sweet dreams are made of these? 2 weeks ago:
Sweet dreams of cheese…
- Comment on Every time I make biscuits from a can 3 weeks ago:
Biscuits come from a can
They were put there by a man
In a factory downtown - Comment on 9 arrests for violent fascists attacking police - 900 for grannies and disabled people holding placards 3 weeks ago:
Sounds like violently protesting is safer
- Comment on Free Talk Friday - September 12th, 2025 3 weeks ago:
Be the change. Create a post and start a discussion.
- Comment on Related: https://lemmy.wtf/comment/16937362 3 weeks ago:
Didn’t linkify the link.
- Comment on nooooooo 3 weeks ago:
Send more, it’ll speed up the wank.
- Comment on nooooooo 3 weeks ago:
No, the fascists are on the right, doofus!
- Comment on Thanks satan 4 weeks ago:
Christians and Muslims are just jews 2.0 and 2.5.
- Comment on Biblically accurate Furby 4 weeks ago:
Nice gams, Furby.
- Comment on A lesson for you 5 weeks ago:
No need to lob slurs at the datafags. /j
- Comment on A lesson for you 5 weeks ago:
What about the slut datafag? Is it real?
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- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Just heavy retouching to erase any skin marks
- Comment on Octopuses fall for the ‘rubber arm’ illusion, just like us 1 month ago:
You got it, bud.
- Comment on Octopuses fall for the ‘rubber arm’ illusion, just like us 1 month ago:
Researchers at the University of the Ryukyus placed a plain-body octopus (Callistoctopus aspilosomatis) into a tank filled with polymer beads. Whenever the cephalopod sat on the beads, the team covered one of the limbs with a fake arm affixed to an opaque sheet and then gently stroked both arms at the same time. When the researchers pinched the fake arm with tweezers, the octopus reacted defensively by changing its body color, retracting its arm, or escaping. But in trials where only the fake arm was stroked, both arms were stroked out of sync, or the real arm was in a different position than the fake one, the mollusk showed little or no response.
Gotta read the article too.
- Comment on Scientists discover a new species of vegetarian piranha with human-like teeth 1 month ago:
They’re putting chemicals in our water, turning our piranhas vegan!
- Comment on One Angry Man 1 month ago:
Mar Attack*
- Comment on One Angry Man 1 month ago:
Are you sure?
::: spoiler I’m pretty sure it’s a 2009 animated post-apocalyptic sci-fantasy, featuring sentient rag dolls and killer machines. :::
- Comment on Piss Post 2 months ago:
Just not as satisfying, especially while standing.
- Comment on Piss Post 2 months ago:
Farting while pissing is awesome.
- Comment on ultra high iq 2 months ago:
Not true. Latinos love big booty Latinas.
- Comment on bird based storage 2 months ago:
Starkink
- Comment on And nothing of value was lost 2 months ago:
If someone this to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!
- Comment on I feel like it was on purpose 2 months ago:
First time meme.jpg
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- Comment on These totally legitimate comments 2 months ago:
I noticed the middle finger in the last one too.
- Comment on Real milk proteins, no cows: Engineered bacteria pave the way for vegan cheese and yogurt 2 months ago:
Not sure if sarcastic, but there’s a lot more to milk. Lactose, lipids, emulsifiers…
- Comment on Real milk proteins, no cows: Engineered bacteria pave the way for vegan cheese and yogurt 2 months ago:
And what you absolutely don’t want in beer is lactose fermenting bacteria. It gives it a cleaning rag stench.
- Comment on How Coldplay actually sounds 2 months ago:
There are billboards on the road using the event as advertisement fodder.