acockworkorange
@acockworkorange@mander.xyz
- Comment on Driver stops in the middle of a cross ride, and starts using her phone. 17 hours ago:
That was marvelous.
- Comment on Facial recognition error sees woman accused of theft 1 day ago:
So the problem is not that she was misidentified, but rather someone flagged a good purchase as stolen goods? Human error, essentially?
- Comment on Spicy food never affects my gut and everyone thinks it's really weird. How unusual is this and what could be happening to explain why spicy food doesn't affect me? 2 days ago:
Nope. It’s definitely the piquancy.
- Comment on Table service 3 days ago:
Why would a server do… Oh! Like a waiter!
- Comment on Avocado 2 weeks ago:
Ew. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
It’s not a movie, it’s an ad for Head&Shoulders.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
They’re trashing our rights! TRASHING them!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
The quotes really threw me for a loop.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Who said that?
- Comment on Every morning 2 weeks ago:
Tell Cersei it was me. I want her to know.
- Comment on My favorite, classic greentext 2 weeks ago:
Kid has a bright future as a cop.
- Comment on Forbidden Tech 2 weeks ago:
Happy cake day!
- Comment on Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor 2 weeks ago:
They need Psycho The Rapist
– I already told you that’s a single word!!
- Comment on “They eat everything – anything that fits into their mouth”: how scientists solved a deadly issue in the deep valleys of Yosemite | Discover Wildlife 3 weeks ago:
You and me both.
- Comment on “They eat everything – anything that fits into their mouth”: how scientists solved a deadly issue in the deep valleys of Yosemite | Discover Wildlife 3 weeks ago:
“One reason American bullfrogs are among the top worst globally introduced pests is because they eat everything – anything that fits into their mouth,” says senior author Brian Todd, a UC Davis professor in the Department of Wildlife, Fish and Conservation Biology.
Removal of the bullfrog is helping pond turtle population bounce back in the park.
- Comment on demon named racecar 4 weeks ago:
Ever heard of Tricky Dick? It’s what the newspapers were calling Richard Nixon after the Watergate scandal.
- Comment on Oof 4 weeks ago:
I hear they’re selling 9mm volcanoes like hot cakes. Got yourself some if you’re sanguine about it.
- Comment on Don't like em? Ghost em 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on doctors 4 weeks ago:
That didn’t address any link with age.
- Comment on doctors 4 weeks ago:
Lots of people are old and age correlates with weight gain.
Only in the US and countries with similar shitty feeding habits.
- Comment on Draft her to the NFL right now 5 weeks ago:
Is this from a movie?
- Comment on NO TO AI 5 weeks ago:
Storing consumes less electricity. Don’t give them any ideas.
- Comment on Anon abuses benadryl 5 weeks ago:
700 mg would be 28 pills. Good heavens!
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Anon describes their dream home 1 month ago:
Serves you well for rubbing it in our collective faces.
Sorry for your fate.
- Comment on Oldie but Goldie. 1 month ago:
My gym is pretty balanced: 50% weird dudes, 48% ugly sheilas, 2% unsupervised, clueless, literal children who should absolutely not be there.
- Comment on Anon accidentally makes a camgirl rethink her life 1 month ago:
Obi wan Kenobi’d her.
- Comment on Lemmy needs more donations 1 month ago:
I can’t bring myself to donate to authoritarians or their instance. They’ve made their bed, they can lay on it. I’d rather donate more to the Internet Archive.
- Comment on Beans 1 month ago:
Rich prick. ^/s^
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
That’s what you hope, anyway.