acockworkorange
@acockworkorange@mander.xyz
- Comment on Understandable 1 week ago:
Yoink!
- Comment on Understandable 1 week ago:
The not subtle look at the camera to see if she’s doing the impression well…
- Comment on Understandable 1 week ago:
That signature “sucked by an industrial vacuum” look on the lips.
- Comment on Well organized people always plan a head 1 week ago:
Oh yeah, works like a charm.
- Comment on Public service announcement 2 weeks ago:
Some vulvas are pretty. Most aren’t. Some do smell weird, I imagine most will in the right wrong set of conditions. I like going down on them, but it isn’t because of their beauty.
- Comment on Public service announcement 2 weeks ago:
Oh, you weren’t joking.
- Comment on Poor doggo 2 weeks ago:
I don’t think that’s for the suspension…
- Comment on Performance issues? 3 weeks ago:
That’s a level of sophistication I hadn’t seen - using Tor to scrape. Hopefully they give up soon.
- Comment on Performance issues? 3 weeks ago:
Did you upgrade Lemmy on the 13th or something? Could be a new bug.
Also, did site traffic increase at all? Maybe there’s an AI scraper messing up.
- Comment on No excuses 4 weeks ago:
“Fool of a Tûk! Throw yourself next time and free us from your stupidity!”
Blunt ✅
Constructive (offered an alternative) ✅ - Comment on Sweet dreams are made of these? 1 month ago:
I travel the world in search of cheese
- Comment on Sweet dreams are made of these? 1 month ago:
Sweet dreams of cheese…
- Comment on Every time I make biscuits from a can 1 month ago:
Biscuits come from a can
They were put there by a man
In a factory downtown - Comment on 9 arrests for violent fascists attacking police - 900 for grannies and disabled people holding placards 1 month ago:
Sounds like violently protesting is safer
- Comment on Free Talk Friday - September 12th, 2025 1 month ago:
Be the change. Create a post and start a discussion.
- Comment on Related: https://lemmy.wtf/comment/16937362 1 month ago:
Didn’t linkify the link.
- Comment on nooooooo 1 month ago:
Send more, it’ll speed up the wank.
- Comment on nooooooo 1 month ago:
No, the fascists are on the right, doofus!
- Comment on Thanks satan 1 month ago:
Christians and Muslims are just jews 2.0 and 2.5.
- Comment on Biblically accurate Furby 1 month ago:
Nice gams, Furby.
- Comment on A lesson for you 2 months ago:
No need to lob slurs at the datafags. /j
- Comment on A lesson for you 2 months ago:
What about the slut datafag? Is it real?
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- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Just heavy retouching to erase any skin marks
- Comment on Octopuses fall for the ‘rubber arm’ illusion, just like us 2 months ago:
You got it, bud.
- Comment on Octopuses fall for the ‘rubber arm’ illusion, just like us 2 months ago:
Researchers at the University of the Ryukyus placed a plain-body octopus (Callistoctopus aspilosomatis) into a tank filled with polymer beads. Whenever the cephalopod sat on the beads, the team covered one of the limbs with a fake arm affixed to an opaque sheet and then gently stroked both arms at the same time. When the researchers pinched the fake arm with tweezers, the octopus reacted defensively by changing its body color, retracting its arm, or escaping. But in trials where only the fake arm was stroked, both arms were stroked out of sync, or the real arm was in a different position than the fake one, the mollusk showed little or no response.
Gotta read the article too.
- Comment on Scientists discover a new species of vegetarian piranha with human-like teeth 2 months ago:
They’re putting chemicals in our water, turning our piranhas vegan!
- Comment on One Angry Man 2 months ago:
Mar Attack*
- Comment on One Angry Man 2 months ago:
Are you sure?
::: spoiler I’m pretty sure it’s a 2009 animated post-apocalyptic sci-fantasy, featuring sentient rag dolls and killer machines. :::
- Comment on Piss Post 2 months ago:
Just not as satisfying, especially while standing.