acockworkorange

@acockworkorange@mander.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel like it was on purpose⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  First time meme.jpg

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These totally legitimate comments⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I noticed the middle finger in the last one too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real milk proteins, no cows: Engineered bacteria pave the way for vegan cheese and yogurt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not sure if sarcastic, but there’s a lot more to milk. Lactose, lipids, emulsifiers…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real milk proteins, no cows: Engineered bacteria pave the way for vegan cheese and yogurt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And what you absolutely don’t want in beer is lactose fermenting bacteria. It gives it a cleaning rag stench.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Coldplay actually sounds⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There are billboards on the road using the event as advertisement fodder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horny🧠⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve recently had to start hormone replacement. Apparently my T levels were so low I was getting clinically depressed. So I went from half the minimum testosterone levels to slightly above the maximum. Now, I’ve always had a weirdly high libido, and I was afraid I’d have to turn into a recluse. In fact, the opposite happened. I had barely any libido left. I’d jerk off just to test if things even worked, and everything was fine, but it was like I was in constant post-nut clarity. I hated it. I didn’t feel myself anymore, and having focus and clarity while all this shit is happening in the world… Like, the hormones did help with the depression a little bit, but it was offset by the otherness I am feeling.

  Anyway, this rambling is my way to relate, in a way. You went through puberty of sorts, and I’m going through a reverse one. I am having to get to know myself again, unsure as to what is happening to my body, and dealing with the occasional zit.

  BTW, Instead of injecting T, the doctor attempted (successfully!) to kickstart my internal production with a drug that stimulates FSH production, which, in XY equipped hardware, boosts testosterone production. AMAB bodies normally deal with excess T by converting it to estrogen. To avoid that, another drug that blocked it was added. I found it curious how the same messengers are used by both sexes, sometimes with the same outcome, sometimes with completely different outcomes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horny🧠⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I must not fap. Fapping is the little death that brings total ownage. And chafing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just say it gurl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My first thought too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitch's largest political streamer, Asmongold, shovels racist and xenophobic messaging to his audience of 52K+ live viewers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, I’d look elderly to you I guess. How old are you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn is a way of life 🌽⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You owe a bitch what?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Muppet babies >> Muppet musicals

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because none were made?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitch's largest political streamer, Asmongold, shovels racist and xenophobic messaging to his audience of 52K+ live viewers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Middle age?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He wants to shave his pubes? You should teach him before someone else does. Also teach him how to don a condom and what can happen if he doesn’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can a Russian pls confirm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How weird of you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I read that as boymodder (my fault) and was like, someone into installing modifications in boys?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So there is a line in the sand after which you would care.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t hear the difference between the Rs in Rohr (from German Rohrbacherstrasse). I can do just fine with all other German phonemes, but these, I can’t hear or speak it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wild tomato plants on the Galapagos’s western islands are experiencing “reverse evolution” and reverting back to ancestral traits⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maddening

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  PJs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The driver for my mouse occupies over 1 gb⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Trust the process. Just buy a VIA or VIAL enabled keyboard and enjoy ra easy graphical setup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeans⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  it can’t be all downsides, amirite?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wanna show me? Send a DM⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🍆 The audio was deleted?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazing Grace⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She’ll let you know “it costs a lot to look this cheap.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any other trauma victims?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Being able to stand your ground after decades of being backed into a corner by the person supposed to protect you… Yes that’s reason to gloat. For some of us, this is as “normal” as it’ll ever get. And it’s a fucking Victory with a capital V.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any other trauma victims?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My father stopped when I barged into his bedroom, heavy wooden stool held high above my head, ready to cave his skull in. I didn’t have it in me, though, so he ended up with a swollen shin. I have never told him I was this close, and now that I’ve finally gone no contact, I doubt he’ll ever know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any other trauma victims?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Neither.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Duke University lost NIH grants because they used the prefix "trans" in reference to disease transmission, transgenic genetic material, translational studies and signal transduction⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I once saw pink truck nuts on a Prius. Peak comedy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's got electrolytes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pickle juice before intense mountain biking 🦾