acockworkorange
@acockworkorange@mander.xyz
- Comment on nooooooo 22 hours ago:
Send more, it’ll speed up the wank.
- Comment on nooooooo 22 hours ago:
No, the fascists are on the right, doofus!
- Comment on Thanks satan 2 days ago:
Christians and Muslims are just jews 2.0 and 2.5.
- Comment on Biblically accurate Furby 2 days ago:
Nice gams, Furby.
- Comment on A lesson for you 2 weeks ago:
No need to lob slurs at the datafags. /j
- Comment on A lesson for you 2 weeks ago:
What about the slut datafag? Is it real?
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- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Just heavy retouching to erase any skin marks
- Comment on Octopuses fall for the ‘rubber arm’ illusion, just like us 4 weeks ago:
You got it, bud.
- Comment on Octopuses fall for the ‘rubber arm’ illusion, just like us 4 weeks ago:
Researchers at the University of the Ryukyus placed a plain-body octopus (Callistoctopus aspilosomatis) into a tank filled with polymer beads. Whenever the cephalopod sat on the beads, the team covered one of the limbs with a fake arm affixed to an opaque sheet and then gently stroked both arms at the same time. When the researchers pinched the fake arm with tweezers, the octopus reacted defensively by changing its body color, retracting its arm, or escaping. But in trials where only the fake arm was stroked, both arms were stroked out of sync, or the real arm was in a different position than the fake one, the mollusk showed little or no response.
Gotta read the article too.
- Comment on Scientists discover a new species of vegetarian piranha with human-like teeth 4 weeks ago:
They’re putting chemicals in our water, turning our piranhas vegan!
- Comment on One Angry Man 4 weeks ago:
Mar Attack*
- Comment on One Angry Man 4 weeks ago:
Are you sure?
::: spoiler I’m pretty sure it’s a 2009 animated post-apocalyptic sci-fantasy, featuring sentient rag dolls and killer machines. :::
- Comment on Piss Post 5 weeks ago:
Just not as satisfying, especially while standing.
- Comment on Piss Post 1 month ago:
Farting while pissing is awesome.
- Comment on ultra high iq 1 month ago:
Not true. Latinos love big booty Latinas.
- Comment on bird based storage 1 month ago:
Starkink
- Comment on And nothing of value was lost 1 month ago:
If someone this to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!
- Comment on I feel like it was on purpose 1 month ago:
First time meme.jpg
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- Comment on These totally legitimate comments 1 month ago:
I noticed the middle finger in the last one too.
- Comment on Real milk proteins, no cows: Engineered bacteria pave the way for vegan cheese and yogurt 1 month ago:
Not sure if sarcastic, but there’s a lot more to milk. Lactose, lipids, emulsifiers…
- Comment on Real milk proteins, no cows: Engineered bacteria pave the way for vegan cheese and yogurt 1 month ago:
And what you absolutely don’t want in beer is lactose fermenting bacteria. It gives it a cleaning rag stench.
- Comment on How Coldplay actually sounds 1 month ago:
There are billboards on the road using the event as advertisement fodder.
- Comment on Horny🧠 1 month ago:
I’ve recently had to start hormone replacement. Apparently my T levels were so low I was getting clinically depressed. So I went from half the minimum testosterone levels to slightly above the maximum. Now, I’ve always had a weirdly high libido, and I was afraid I’d have to turn into a recluse. In fact, the opposite happened. I had barely any libido left. I’d jerk off just to test if things even worked, and everything was fine, but it was like I was in constant post-nut clarity. I hated it. I didn’t feel myself anymore, and having focus and clarity while all this shit is happening in the world… Like, the hormones did help with the depression a little bit, but it was offset by the otherness I am feeling.
Anyway, this rambling is my way to relate, in a way. You went through puberty of sorts, and I’m going through a reverse one. I am having to get to know myself again, unsure as to what is happening to my body, and dealing with the occasional zit.
BTW, Instead of injecting T, the doctor attempted (successfully!) to kickstart my internal production with a drug that stimulates FSH production, which, in XY equipped hardware, boosts testosterone production. AMAB bodies normally deal with excess T by converting it to estrogen. To avoid that, another drug that blocked it was added. I found it curious how the same messengers are used by both sexes, sometimes with the same outcome, sometimes with completely different outcomes.
- Comment on Horny🧠 1 month ago:
I must not fap. Fapping is the little death that brings total ownage. And chafing.
- Comment on Just say it gurl 1 month ago:
My first thought too.
- Comment on Twitch's largest political streamer, Asmongold, shovels racist and xenophobic messaging to his audience of 52K+ live viewers 1 month ago:
Man, I’d look elderly to you I guess. How old are you?
- Comment on Corn is a way of life 🌽 1 month ago:
You owe a bitch what?
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Muppet babies >> Muppet musicals