acockworkorange
@acockworkorange@mander.xyz
- Comment on I feel like it was on purpose 1 day ago:
First time meme.jpg
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- Comment on These totally legitimate comments 1 week ago:
I noticed the middle finger in the last one too.
- Comment on Real milk proteins, no cows: Engineered bacteria pave the way for vegan cheese and yogurt 1 week ago:
Not sure if sarcastic, but there’s a lot more to milk. Lactose, lipids, emulsifiers…
- Comment on Real milk proteins, no cows: Engineered bacteria pave the way for vegan cheese and yogurt 1 week ago:
And what you absolutely don’t want in beer is lactose fermenting bacteria. It gives it a cleaning rag stench.
- Comment on How Coldplay actually sounds 1 week ago:
There are billboards on the road using the event as advertisement fodder.
- Comment on Horny🧠 1 week ago:
I’ve recently had to start hormone replacement. Apparently my T levels were so low I was getting clinically depressed. So I went from half the minimum testosterone levels to slightly above the maximum. Now, I’ve always had a weirdly high libido, and I was afraid I’d have to turn into a recluse. In fact, the opposite happened. I had barely any libido left. I’d jerk off just to test if things even worked, and everything was fine, but it was like I was in constant post-nut clarity. I hated it. I didn’t feel myself anymore, and having focus and clarity while all this shit is happening in the world… Like, the hormones did help with the depression a little bit, but it was offset by the otherness I am feeling.
Anyway, this rambling is my way to relate, in a way. You went through puberty of sorts, and I’m going through a reverse one. I am having to get to know myself again, unsure as to what is happening to my body, and dealing with the occasional zit.
BTW, Instead of injecting T, the doctor attempted (successfully!) to kickstart my internal production with a drug that stimulates FSH production, which, in XY equipped hardware, boosts testosterone production. AMAB bodies normally deal with excess T by converting it to estrogen. To avoid that, another drug that blocked it was added. I found it curious how the same messengers are used by both sexes, sometimes with the same outcome, sometimes with completely different outcomes.
- Comment on Horny🧠 1 week ago:
I must not fap. Fapping is the little death that brings total ownage. And chafing.
- Comment on Just say it gurl 1 week ago:
My first thought too.
- Comment on Twitch's largest political streamer, Asmongold, shovels racist and xenophobic messaging to his audience of 52K+ live viewers 2 weeks ago:
Man, I’d look elderly to you I guess. How old are you?
- Comment on Corn is a way of life 🌽 2 weeks ago:
You owe a bitch what?
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Muppet babies >> Muppet musicals
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Because none were made?
- Comment on Twitch's largest political streamer, Asmongold, shovels racist and xenophobic messaging to his audience of 52K+ live viewers 2 weeks ago:
Middle age?!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
He wants to shave his pubes? You should teach him before someone else does. Also teach him how to don a condom and what can happen if he doesn’t.
- Comment on Can a Russian pls confirm 2 weeks ago:
How weird of you.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
I read that as boymodder (my fault) and was like, someone into installing modifications in boys?!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
So there is a line in the sand after which you would care.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
I can’t hear the difference between the Rs in Rohr (from German Rohrbacherstrasse). I can do just fine with all other German phonemes, but these, I can’t hear or speak it.
- Comment on Wild tomato plants on the Galapagos’s western islands are experiencing “reverse evolution” and reverting back to ancestral traits 2 weeks ago:
Maddening
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
PJs
- Comment on The driver for my mouse occupies over 1 gb 3 weeks ago:
Trust the process. Just buy a VIA or VIAL enabled keyboard and enjoy ra easy graphical setup.
- Comment on Jeans 4 weeks ago:
it can’t be all downsides, amirite?
- Comment on Wanna show me? Send a DM 4 weeks ago:
🍆 The audio was deleted?
- Comment on Amazing Grace 4 weeks ago:
She’ll let you know “it costs a lot to look this cheap.”
- Comment on Any other trauma victims? 4 weeks ago:
Being able to stand your ground after decades of being backed into a corner by the person supposed to protect you… Yes that’s reason to gloat. For some of us, this is as “normal” as it’ll ever get. And it’s a fucking Victory with a capital V.
- Comment on Any other trauma victims? 4 weeks ago:
My father stopped when I barged into his bedroom, heavy wooden stool held high above my head, ready to cave his skull in. I didn’t have it in me, though, so he ended up with a swollen shin. I have never told him I was this close, and now that I’ve finally gone no contact, I doubt he’ll ever know.
- Comment on Any other trauma victims? 4 weeks ago:
Neither.
- Comment on Duke University lost NIH grants because they used the prefix "trans" in reference to disease transmission, transgenic genetic material, translational studies and signal transduction 4 weeks ago:
I once saw pink truck nuts on a Prius. Peak comedy.
- Comment on It's got electrolytes 4 weeks ago:
Pickle juice before intense mountain biking 🦾