acockworkorange

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨More chickens!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No one is questioning the need for roosts, but if you keep a roost in an urban environment, you’re an asshole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨More chickens!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck that. What kind of city doesn’t have ordnances against keeping chickens in urban areas?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reverse cowgirl⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the movie Falling Down with Michael Douglas was made today in these times would it be too meta on the current society? Or would it be seen as trying to push an agenda?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bravo. That’s exactly it. When he sees himself in his home videos being a total control freak, forcing his crying daughter onto the wooden horse he bought her, I think that’s when he realizes he is not fit for this world.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the movie Falling Down with Michael Douglas was made today in these times would it be too meta on the current society? Or would it be seen as trying to push an agenda?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, it was when he nearly muder-suicided his ex-wife and daughter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨...and then suggest something totally unrelated...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Eh, I prefer my way 🏴‍☠️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Loosing my religion⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You nailed him to what? And you wear the instrument of his torture?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to lose weight⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Smaller ones are good. Bigger ones have tougher shells, no bueno.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Integer overflow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon pets a dog⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  "A wolf is a

  1. "massive animal,
  2. "usually not white,
  3. "usually in packs, and
  4. "usually skittish or downright aggressive.

  Still 3 strong reasons the story is more likely to be fake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon pets a dog⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Still 3 out of 4.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon pets a dog⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A wolf is a massive animal, usually not white, usually in packs, and usually skittish or downright aggressive. It’s fake. But cool story.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨average physics student vs POTUS 47⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And there’s plenty of criticism of IQ tests as a proxy for intelligence, even if we did have the data.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨average physics student vs POTUS 47⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Considering intelligence/stupidity isn’t defined, it’s a lot to assume that its distribution can be approximated by a Gaussian.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨average physics student vs POTUS 47⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh crap. Translating average to my language yields the same word as mean. But you’re right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨average physics student vs POTUS 47⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you mean then median person. 🤓

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Their name is Spike.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ivan the Urchin?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rotund⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s up with its paw?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Foragers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Caused by their ridiculously shallow gene pool, courtesy of near extinction by human action. Yes, it’s always our fault.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here comes mommy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mike Tyson, is that you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We produce more resources than we could ever consume in the least sustainable ways possible.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I see no memes, just truth bombs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microspecies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  very large bitch

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Haha!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yahaha!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AAAAA⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta stock up on stamina boosting meals, this one is wild!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here comes mommy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Subscribe to math murder facts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hail math!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or even a dork.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A slow death⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If he can’t find anyone to talk about insects in a university, I’d say that’s a skill issue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Avocado. Is it really so untasty or I am doing something wrong?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There are two major kinds of avocado. The internet lost its shit about palta, famous for its use in Mexican guacamole. It’s about the size of a pear, with bumpy skin. Best served as part of savory dish (seasoned with salt).

  The other one is bigger, rounder, and has smooth, shiny skin. Known as aguacate or abacate. Best served as a sweet dish. A banana+abacate+milk smoothie with a bit of sugar is delicious. Also eaten with a sprinkle of sugar and a squeeze of lime.

  Using the “wrong” kind of avocado is possible, but requires adaptation and even then the results are sub par.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Penetration⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s “pentrate”, precious?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Denominator, go Mercator⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s shrinkage!