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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨bleistift2@sopuli.xyz⁩ to ⁨mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world⁩

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  • tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thank you for posting legitimate content!

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    • orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It has a very human design.

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      • tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Wait, shit, I’m not in /c/funhole.

        Well, fuckin’ bots, am I right?

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    • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      fake. missing the 3 emojis at the end

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  • Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I am so grateful for this post! You always post such interesting content. 🦐⛹️‍♂️📷

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    • Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think I’m blessed if not I wouldn’t have met Swirvel Handgwendt? She is a spectacular financial expert and saved me thousands every month! 💲💵🤑🙏

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      • HeyJoe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I literally just saw a thread of these comments on a video. It was like 100 comments deep as well.

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • AlexLost@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes

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      • afk_strats@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        My man!

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      • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        😎 👉 👉

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  • CatZoomies@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Loren ipsum dolor sit amet! ✨🐒❤️

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    • axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Qui dicta nemo unde mollitia quas! Eos vitae, earum rerum facere iusto omnis, in beatae non atque quis deleniti consectetur!Dignissimos, vero 😃🤩🤣

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  • reev@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You know they’re fake because real YouTube commentors only have two modes:

    “Who’s watching in 2025” and “No one: Not a single soul:”

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    • Bongles@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Don’t worry, sometimes the bots do that first one and use some future year like 2036 to farm engagement.

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      5123rd!

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  • Psaldorn@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I love genuine and wholesome interactions with real people! 🍋‍🟩🦎🕺🏻

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  • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Your post is very fascinatingly infuriating and very creatively . Thoughts and Prayers

    🚀💥🌇🧍‍♂️💀💀💀🔫🤖

    2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣9️⃣ 🪖🧍‍♂️⚔️🤖

    👥🏆 🤖➡️🪦

    🤖🔛⌛️➡️⏳️ 1️⃣9️⃣9️⃣5️⃣ 🔪👩‍👦

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    • nailbar@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh hey I’ve seen that movie!

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    • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This makes me feel so warm inside! 🗿🍦🦀🍆

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  • frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The middle finger at the end of the fourth one 😂

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    • Angelusz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That is an index finger.

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      • ook@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Sorry, that is all the pixels this gives: Image

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      • wetling@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Nope, it’s the middle.

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      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The two “index finger pointing up” emojis are 👆 and ☝️. This one is 🖕.

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    🤞✨🖕

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    • acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I noticed the middle finger in the last one too.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fascinated by your creativity! 🦒🙁🍑

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Am I the only one who has assumed any account using the format “Firstname LastName” since the early 2000’s is a not, because real people generally make creative usernames?

    I know it doesn’t exactly work in the age of Twitter, where so many people were never taught basic online safety guidelines, which included NOT USING YOUR REAL GOD DAMN NAME, but old habits die hard.

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    • melvisntnormal@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ve had my Google account for over a decade. At some point, I noticed my YouTube handle was just my name, and I don’t remember setting it to that.

      On pretty much all websites, I have a default username I try to use, but I don’t remember getting that option when making a Google account

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      • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I noticed it when the display name changed from my account to the made up name I used for the account.

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      • bleistift2@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        At some point YouTube tried to force you to use your real name.

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    • r4venw@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Google defaults new accounts to use the name they use for their email account unless you make a “brand account” IIRC which is actually fucking stupid

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    • Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Google+ changed my YouTube username to my real name lol

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      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        for whatever reason i ended up with my real name on youtube for a while, but thankfully you can just fucking lie and say your name is “Squirr Elanna”

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      These are all almost names in the same way. It makes me wonder if they’re variants in a language I’ve never seen before or (imo more likely) someone prompted ai for women’s usernames and it got confused by the cutesy ways people used to augment their names for usernames.

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    • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or Noun-NounNumber

      Like Jesus, mix it up. Even my ex wasn’t so boring with her usernames

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      • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Cock-Enjoyer69420

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    • rottingleaf@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There’s a counterpoint to that. In real hard truth, nobody is anonymous and creative handles can be traced back to a name easily.

      But having pseudonyms affects human psychology. And makes people post things they wouldn’t want to be traced to them. And do things.

      There was a time when it seemed that everything is insecure. That time didn’t end. Just with HTTPS everywhere and encrypted everything and with glossy appearances people have genuinely lost all understanding of the real world.

      They think, metaphorically, that if there’s no name written on their door, everyone who asks can’t learn who they are.

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    • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What if you have a made up internet name?

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  • Metostopholes@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thanks for making such a great post! Your content is always insightful and funny, keep it up! 👉👌🥵

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  • captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How long until the Internet is so full of bots and AI spam that it becomes impossible to even find our fellow humans amid the noise?

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    • Alaknar@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Conspiracies become reality…

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    • brucethemoose@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      For most? We’re already there, fellow human 💀😅🧠

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    • Angelusz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is there any difference?

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  • whelk@retrolemmy.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The worst is when you see a low sub count channel owner respond with the sincerest gratitude, like it really made their day to get such a supportive comment. I never have the heart to tell them, but I do try to leave an actual supportive comment of my own to sort of balance it out

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  • Moonrise2473@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And this is because it works. Horny men see the minuscule thumbnail: “OMG it’s a hot woman!”, then click it, see the link in the profile, and get scammed.

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    • IndustryStandard@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Kind of amazing that it both still works and Youtube refuses to remove it to fake their engagement numbers.

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      • Sonor@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        THIS IS WHY YOUR LIFE IS GOING TO SHIT

        … …

        Like and subscribe for more videos like this every 30 seconds and check out my patreon, onlyfans, and throne, and instagram, and tiktok, and …

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      the IQ test of the modern age is whether someone is capable of going to pornhub when they’re horny

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  • Mwa@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i remember they used to steal comments from real people.

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  • nesc@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Continue to delight your viewers with content!

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  • tychosmoose@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fascinated by your interesting content! I am grateful for your creativity!

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Comments 4

    there are 5 comments

    The bot is coming from inside the house

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I noticed a pattern. So many comments have that same emoji spam pattern, even if they seem different. Something seemed off for a while now.

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    • Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The random middle finger in the 4th one is sending me lmao

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    • Patches@ttrpg.network ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No idea what you are talking about 👉 🥺 👈

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    • skisnow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      One day openai will drop a new model that uses fewer emojis, affecting a billion comments sections all over the internet

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is so wholesome and original, totally made my day!

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    • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Honestly, your comment made it even better.

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      • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        And your reply just added a little more sunshine ☀️

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    • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑

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      • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Thanks a ton! 😄 I try to bring the heat 🔥 and keep it juicy 🍑🍆💬

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  • AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I love that each has three emojis, and most of them make no sense.

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    • ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And one of them is an actual middle finger 🤞✨🖕

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      • AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Awesome.

        “This glowingly price review is almost perfect, it just needs something… I know, a scream emoji!”

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh wow, I was like “interesting, haven’t seen these” seeing the three emojis and stuff on yours

    However

    To test the theory, I (a car nut) went to one of the biggest automotive YouTubers, Mat Armstrong, who’s currently rebuilding his dad’s dream car and released the last video 2 days ago.

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    Two comments, different profile, same profile pic that, zoomed out enough, looks like a vagina. Go on the profile and they both look like this:

    NSFW WARNING

    spoiler

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    Rest assured, there was no bikini bottom, I just cropped that out

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    • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just FYI your spoiler tag doesn’t work for me

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      • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Removed the image to avoid traumatizing anyone else whose app might not work properly with spoiler tags

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      • LePoisson@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Me neither but I think it’s the app I’m using and not the commenter doing it wrong. I’m using sync on Android.

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  • Stovetop@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I am fascinated by the creativity of this comment section. Great work!!! 🫘🎎🧖

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  • lemmyknow@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    @MyNameIsBrandyFindMyOnlyFans86753098675309

    Im so impressed by your dedication to your content. You are a shining light on this content creative platform. Can we all just appreciate content creator for his hard work?

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  • squaresinger@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What’s the point of these three random emoji?

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  • dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I post very little on insta and I’ve still had to block a half-dozen LLM slop accounts after they commented word slurry on photos I posted.

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  • gravitywell@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Such fantastic content! Your posts consistently provide value and I’m always excited to see what you’ll share next. 🦄🔩🍜

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  • ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I wonder if it would be possible to plant an instruction bomb somewhere on the page which would trip up LLM-powered bots. I dunno how much of the page they take in.

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I usually see the naked ass with a stolen comment. Right click, report. You’d think YouTube would figure out how to auto-filter these, but nope.

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