I am so grateful for this post! You always post such interesting content. 🦐⛹️♂️📷
These totally legitimate comments
Submitted 2 months ago by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think I’m blessed if not I wouldn’t have met Swirvel Handgwendt? She is a spectacular financial expert and saved me thousands every month! 💲💵🤑🙏
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I literally just saw a thread of these comments on a video. It was like 100 comments deep as well.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
CatZoomies@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
Qui dicta nemo unde mollitia quas! Eos vitae, earum rerum facere iusto omnis, in beatae non atque quis deleniti consectetur!Dignissimos, vero 😃🤩🤣
reev@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You know they’re fake because real YouTube commentors only have two modes:
“Who’s watching in 2025” and “No one: Not a single soul:”
Bongles@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Don’t worry, sometimes the bots do that first one and use some future year like 2036 to farm engagement.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
5123rd!
Psaldorn@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I love genuine and wholesome interactions with real people! 🍋🟩🦎🕺🏻
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
[deleted]nailbar@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Oh hey I’ve seen that movie!
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
This makes me feel so warm inside! 🗿🍦🦀🍆
frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 1 month ago
The middle finger at the end of the fourth one 😂
Angelusz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That is an index finger.
ook@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The two “index finger pointing up” emojis are 👆 and ☝️. This one is 🖕.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 months ago
🤞✨🖕
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 months ago
I noticed the middle finger in the last one too.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fascinated by your creativity! 🦒🙁🍑
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Am I the only one who has assumed any account using the format “Firstname LastName” since the early 2000’s is a not, because real people generally make creative usernames?
I know it doesn’t exactly work in the age of Twitter, where so many people were never taught basic online safety guidelines, which included NOT USING YOUR REAL GOD DAMN NAME, but old habits die hard.
melvisntnormal@feddit.uk 2 months ago
I’ve had my Google account for over a decade. At some point, I noticed my YouTube handle was just my name, and I don’t remember setting it to that.
On pretty much all websites, I have a default username I try to use, but I don’t remember getting that option when making a Google account
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I noticed it when the display name changed from my account to the made up name I used for the account.
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
At some point YouTube tried to force you to use your real name.
r4venw@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Google defaults new accounts to use the name they use for their email account unless you make a “brand account” IIRC which is actually fucking stupid
Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
Google+ changed my YouTube username to my real name lol
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
for whatever reason i ended up with my real name on youtube for a while, but thankfully you can just fucking lie and say your name is “Squirr Elanna”
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 months ago
These are all almost names in the same way. It makes me wonder if they’re variants in a language I’ve never seen before or (imo more likely) someone prompted ai for women’s usernames and it got confused by the cutesy ways people used to augment their names for usernames.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 months ago
Or Noun-NounNumber
Like Jesus, mix it up. Even my ex wasn’t so boring with her usernames
rottingleaf@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There’s a counterpoint to that. In real hard truth, nobody is anonymous and creative handles can be traced back to a name easily.
But having pseudonyms affects human psychology. And makes people post things they wouldn’t want to be traced to them. And do things.
There was a time when it seemed that everything is insecure. That time didn’t end. Just with HTTPS everywhere and encrypted everything and with glossy appearances people have genuinely lost all understanding of the real world.
They think, metaphorically, that if there’s no name written on their door, everyone who asks can’t learn who they are.
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
What if you have a made up internet name?
Metostopholes@midwest.social 2 months ago
Thanks for making such a great post! Your content is always insightful and funny, keep it up! 👉👌🥵
captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.org 2 months ago
How long until the Internet is so full of bots and AI spam that it becomes impossible to even find our fellow humans amid the noise?
Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 1 month ago
For most? We’re already there, fellow human 💀😅🧠
Angelusz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Is there any difference?
whelk@retrolemmy.com 2 months ago
The worst is when you see a low sub count channel owner respond with the sincerest gratitude, like it really made their day to get such a supportive comment. I never have the heart to tell them, but I do try to leave an actual supportive comment of my own to sort of balance it out
Moonrise2473@feddit.it 2 months ago
And this is because it works. Horny men see the minuscule thumbnail: “OMG it’s a hot woman!”, then click it, see the link in the profile, and get scammed.
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Kind of amazing that it both still works and Youtube refuses to remove it to fake their engagement numbers.
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Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
the IQ test of the modern age is whether someone is capable of going to pornhub when they’re horny
nesc@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
Continue to delight your viewers with content!
Mwa@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
i remember they used to steal comments from real people.
tychosmoose@piefed.social 2 months ago
Fascinated by your interesting content! I am grateful for your creativity!
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Comments 4
there are 5 comments
The bot is coming from inside the house
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I noticed a pattern. So many comments have that same emoji spam pattern, even if they seem different. Something seemed off for a while now.
Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
The random middle finger in the 4th one is sending me lmao
Patches@ttrpg.network 2 months ago
No idea what you are talking about 👉 🥺 👈
skisnow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
One day openai will drop a new model that uses fewer emojis, affecting a billion comments sections all over the internet
ignotum@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is so wholesome and original, totally made my day!
ignotum@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Honestly, your comment made it even better.
ignotum@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And your reply just added a little more sunshine ☀️
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑
ignotum@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Thanks a ton! 😄 I try to bring the heat 🔥 and keep it juicy 🍑🍆💬
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I love that each has three emojis, and most of them make no sense.
ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And one of them is an actual middle finger 🤞✨🖕
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Awesome.
“This glowingly price review is almost perfect, it just needs something… I know, a scream emoji!”
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Oh wow, I was like “interesting, haven’t seen these” seeing the three emojis and stuff on yours
However
To test the theory, I (a car nut) went to one of the biggest automotive YouTubers, Mat Armstrong, who’s currently rebuilding his dad’s dream car and released the last video 2 days ago.
Two comments, different profile, same profile pic that, zoomed out enough, looks like a vagina. Go on the profile and they both look like this:
NSFW WARNING
spoiler
Rest assured, there was no bikini bottom, I just cropped that out
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Just FYI your spoiler tag doesn’t work for me
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Removed the image to avoid traumatizing anyone else whose app might not work properly with spoiler tags
LePoisson@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Me neither but I think it’s the app I’m using and not the commenter doing it wrong. I’m using sync on Android.
Stovetop@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I am fascinated by the creativity of this comment section. Great work!!! 🫘🎎🧖
lemmyknow@lemmy.today 2 months ago
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Im so impressed by your dedication to your content. You are a shining light on this content creative platform. Can we all just appreciate content creator for his hard work?
squaresinger@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What’s the point of these three random emoji?
dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I post very little on insta and I’ve still had to block a half-dozen LLM slop accounts after they commented word slurry on photos I posted.
gravitywell@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Such fantastic content! Your posts consistently provide value and I’m always excited to see what you’ll share next. 🦄🔩🍜
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I wonder if it would be possible to plant an instruction bomb somewhere on the page which would trip up LLM-powered bots. I dunno how much of the page they take in.
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
I usually see the naked ass with a stolen comment. Right click, report. You’d think YouTube would figure out how to auto-filter these, but nope.
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thank you for posting legitimate content!
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
It has a very human design.
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wait, shit, I’m not in /c/funhole.
Well, fuckin’ bots, am I right?
expatriado@lemmy.world 2 months ago
fake. missing the 3 emojis at the end