tanisnikana
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- Comment on Julia Louis-Dreyfus Calls ‘Bulls—‘ Over Complaints That ‘Comics Can’t Be Funny Now’ Due to P.C. Culture: It’s Not an ‘Impossible Time to Be Funny’ 1 week ago:
I’m a fucking actively-performing stand-up comic and now is the best (and onlyest) time to be funny!
(And if you’re checking my comment history, thinking “hey, you can’t be two things, you can’t be a beige camry haver and a stand-up comic, I assure you, I can. In fact, I would say the beige camry is the quintessential broke-ass underpaid performer car. But it’s also completely paid off, so neener.)
- Comment on Jimmy Carter : The Most [Unfairly] Hated President of the United States - Documentary 2 weeks ago:
your antics aren’t amusing
- Comment on Does it seem odd to track my lifespan? 1 month ago:
4,000 weeks. 750k hours. That’s what the average human gets.
This is how I keep count.
- Comment on Anon has an asexual gf 2 months ago:
I mean, I’m asexual and intensely sex-repulsed, and my wife is asexual too, and I am madly in love with her even after being married for eight years.
It’s romance and friendship; she’s my best friend and wife. I’ll kiss her, hold her hand, rub her back and feet, buy snacks for her, loads of stuff I wouldn’t do with my friends.
I mean, I bought a house with her. I wouldn’t do that with just anybody.
- Comment on I'm making a "Stanley Parable"-inspired game, accepting suggestions 3 months ago:
slowly, delicately, gently pressuring the button until the most slightest click is heard, then presumably all hell breaks loose immediately, forthwith