tanisnikana
@tanisnikana@lemmy.world
- Comment on Send HOAs To the Stone Age 3 days ago:
Hey, I’m an HOA board member! Our budget is stretched thin with a giant roofing project looming large, but I wonder if the members would splurge for a really good reason.
- Comment on The developers of PEAK, explaining how they decided on pricing for their game. 5 days ago:
First, these jabronies need adderall.
Second, I need adderall.
I think we’re the same sort of jabroni.
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 6 days ago:
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- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
…what the fuck?
- Comment on people with ADHD self-medicate with amphetamine, overly sensitive empaths self-medicate with alcohol, what does people with OCD self-medicate with? 1 week ago:
Hi, I have attention-deprived homosexual disaster disorder, and I medicate with extreme amounts of caffeine.
- Comment on Borderlands 4 for Nintendo Switch 2 likely axed, as Take-Two says it’s ‘paused’ development | VGC 1 week ago:
Today on Horde Kitchen I’m gonna teach you how to make hot moldy cheese while being attacked on all sides relentlessly. Now, you’re gonna need to find a microwave, and once you do, slap that rotten cheese on in there and set it to high. Don’t mind the smell, it’s killing the audience around you as fast as it’s choking you out. Now when your cheese is cooked, cook it again. You can make cheese out of anything: sunglasses, keys, bracelets, if it’s food or spelled with the same alphabet food is spelled with, you can make cheese out of it. Oops, I just got touched by a random goblin who fell off the cliff I was standing next to. Until next time, on Horde Kitchen!
- Comment on Borderlands 4 for Nintendo Switch 2 likely axed, as Take-Two says it’s ‘paused’ development | VGC 1 week ago:
A former friend of mine voice acted in Borderlands 3. The moment I heard their voice I shut the game off and sold the disc back to the store, a long time ago.
In a way, they spared me a lot of boredom. I like to think I put those abruptly-refunded hours into Clair Obscur.
No, Tanis, you put them into a ton of failed Megabonk runs that you got slightly ticked off at, so the net effect emotionally was basically the same.
- Comment on jellyfish go to hell 1 week ago:
Shrimps is bugs?
- Comment on pride flag rule 1 week ago:
Buddy, I get that you’re a cis hetero white guy, and that all the time is your time to weigh in and tell people how bad stuff is,
but would you not? Please?
My wife spent a large portion of the morning crying because ICE seized her passport a while back, she paid the replacement fee, and it came back with an M on it.
You’re prolly well meaning, but goddammit now is not the time considering that trans people are being specifically targeted.
Don’t reply.
- Comment on pride flag rule 1 week ago:
You just repeated trans people two more times.
- Comment on pride flag rule 1 week ago:
We have the best shitposts because we’ve been horribly traumatized at large and we’re not okay.
- Comment on Gaming market melts down after Google reveals new AI game design tool — Project Genie crashes stocks. (A.K.A . Investors panic because they don't understand what "real" videogames are) 1 week ago:
Yeah, you’re right, even when people have hit rock bottom, they’ll just get a more powerful subterranean speed-tunneller.
- Comment on Anon looks back 1 week ago:
The world puts an unbelievable amount of emphasis on having sex as a mandatory aspiration. Most advertising is coded for either sex or hunger or fear. Most people are sexual people who frame things sexually, even subtly. Douglas Adams even once wrote that the basis of literally every construction and technology and artistic work on the planet was to impress someone of the opposite sex.
Needless to say, it’s hard to keep from internalizing some of this in some way. If you’d look at r/asexuality and the Lemmy asexual communities, you’d see a lot of people realizing “oh shit, I’m not broken!” after spending whole-ass years thinking they were.
There is still a small voice inside me that says I’m an idiot for not chasing sex. I can’t help it. Society is pervasive.
- Comment on Anon looks back 1 week ago:
I mean, I’m a 40-year-old virgin, but being asexual and sex-repulsed means I’m not desperate and needy.
However, the asexuality sadly disqualifies me for the wizard powers.
- Comment on Gaming market melts down after Google reveals new AI game design tool — Project Genie crashes stocks. (A.K.A . Investors panic because they don't understand what "real" videogames are) 1 week ago:
We play games because they’re stories and challenges put forth by other humans that look interesting.
Even if a slop machine put together a cohesive game involving metaphor and emotions, it’s still not human and it still won’t be played and enjoyed. It would ring hollow, just like AI sound files that try to approximate human music.
- Comment on Games you really want to play, but can't or won't? 1 week ago:
I did just win against the intro AI in SETI, but it was a challenge. I’m gonna have to internalize more of how this works.
- Comment on Anon looks back 1 week ago:
fake: no no, this happened
gay: self-evident
- Comment on Games you really want to play, but can't or won't? 1 week ago:
I really wish I could sit down and engage with the heavier stuff in my collection, but it comes to me with much difficulty.
Currently, as we speak, I’m playing SETI—kind of a slow-burn research builder where alien life gets discovered. It’s a lot of brain load though.
However, I know that I’m in a precarious spot. With the brain damage I’ve already sustained, if I’m not pushing my brain as hard as I can, it’ll start falling apart.
Don’t have strokes, kids.
-# I wish I could understand Stellaris.
- Comment on PC gamers win the first battle against Valve Corporation as £656m competition claim receives judicial approval 1 week ago:
Downvotes aren’t recorded. They don’t add up to anything. Be a shit troll all you want, but in the end you’re just spinning your wheels.
- Comment on the public demands ANSWERS 2 weeks ago:
Neat.
- Comment on the public demands ANSWERS 2 weeks ago:
Why’d you remove your own upvote? You’re allowed to like the smell of your own.
- Comment on Why do video game skeletons put themselves back together? 2 weeks ago:
Cause they need to, man. Next hero comes down the hall expecting dancing fuckin’ skeletons to whack, what else are they gonna do? Their union contract guarantees them good pay, calcium paste, and a continuous supply of puppet strings. Let ‘em do their jobs. They’re tired, man.
- Comment on Stuck on the Dragon Traveler mid-game wall. Should I pivot my team or just grind? 2 weeks ago:
Of course, this is your only post so you’re prolly just advertising to us.
In that case, eat a dick.
- Comment on Stuck on the Dragon Traveler mid-game wall. Should I pivot my team or just grind? 2 weeks ago:
You may want to consider playing a game that’s less psychologically abusive. Games with “energy” and timers that dictate that you play on their schedule, not yours, games with tiers of premium currency, games that demand you participate for events or miss out; these dark patterns are harmful to the psychological health, and you would do to walk away from this and play a game that respects your time, your availability, your effort, and your wallet.
- Comment on instant lax 2 weeks ago:
My body is ready.
- Comment on target demographic 2 weeks ago:
Someone help me balance this budget!
- Comment on I feel very pretty and nice 2 weeks ago:
bumps hip against counter, again
- Comment on I feel very pretty and nice 2 weeks ago:
Hey Siffarooney, are you okay?
- Comment on Bethesda announces a new Fallout... reality show 3 weeks ago:
Enshittification comes even from previously unseen angles.
- Comment on Are people still fooled by this dumb quiz's? 3 weeks ago:
At the end of the day, I take comfort in recognizing that no one knows me, and that both my contributions and my cringe will be erased from the shore of civilization by the tides of time. I’m not famous, not smart, not special, not a pedophile in charge of the country, I’m just nobody, and that gives me all the power I would ever want.