tanisnikana

@tanisnikana@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨📡📡📡⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I kinda want that sweater. I’d wear it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The hill I will die on: Games are the opposite of fun, and I’d ban them for anyone over 12 | Emily Watkins⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I just played a solo game of Nemesis: Lockdown at my table today. Somehow I made it through without even seeing an alien.

  I hope what I’m doing in the privacy of my own home doesn’t outrage her too much.

  I’m also fifteen years sober, but I’m sure she’s drinking my share too.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Can't Stop Thinking About Majora's Mask⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m glad I followed your directions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sup⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t mow in a suit‽

  Everybody, get a hold of this guy, he doesn’t mow in a suit!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s Neil Kohney! Can recognize them testicular chins anywhere.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A new PlayStation controller patent showcases a controller with no physical buttons⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  NO GODDAMMIT

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What, all of you?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What, all of you?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure, 🐢 is the iconography of my whole entire marriage. I mean, my house is named Turtlehouse!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What, all of you?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not even once. No shell, feet don’t march, no tail bump. Not interested.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What, all of you?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  🐢🐢🐢

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, I just post good photography and advocate for billionaires and fascists to resign from life.

  I’m just a turtle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Badge of Honor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Teserract may be opensource, but adding myself would feel disingenuous⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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  Israel should be dissolved and Netanyahu should be hanged.

  This is a list of honor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate Atheists!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s Chairman Kong to you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck your friends⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mans forgot about the Jack-in-the-box fuck! And the slot machine fuck!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are your favourite PSP games?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, for me it’s The 3rd Birthday, Jeanne D’Arc, Lumines, and Tactics Ogre. All of them are straight bangers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shrimp mode activated⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s prolly a pretzel now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shrimp mode activated⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking yikes, kid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feels like someone's podcasts are being heavily promoted⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cinema podcasts, like a movie for your ears that you can’t see, are always fun. I like closing my eyes and letting my earnodes fill in what my eyes can’t see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How often is normal to masturbate?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup, horniness is the suspension of disgust.

  Explains why when so many dudes crank their hog, they shut off their porn with revulsion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m grateful that you think I’m a woman. Thanks for getting that right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well alright then, I hope your time on Lemmy comes to a swift end. Back to reddit with the likes of you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You chose that word, huh? That’s the kind of person you want to be?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Government Official refuses to answer basic question⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, ‘16 and ‘24 aren’t really contested in Trump’s mind because Trump won those (maybe; lawsuits are pending, etc) but the ‘20 election is contentious for fascist fucks everywhere.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How often is normal to masturbate?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Right? Same.

  And people being horny ever? Not me, I got shit to do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How often is normal to masturbate?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh also I should add that despite being a 41-year old virgin, I didn’t get wizard powers, because those aren’t handed out to asexual people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How often is normal to masturbate?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t feel sorry for me, I’m not broken and there’s nothing to fix.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How often is normal to masturbate?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the real answer to “how much masturbating is too much,” is that if your bits are chafing, it’s best to let them rest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How often is normal to masturbate?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m intersex, and my bits don’t work, but most of the world caters to me, like grocery stores and traffic intersections and public parks. I don’t really take in a whole lot of advertising, so a lot of the sexual ads and content are something I never see.

  I thought I was horny once, but that was just Rush Limbaugh dying.

  Seriously though, I can’t imagine what is so interesting about sex that people would upend their homelives about it, and write 40% of all lyrical music about it. I’ve got a bit of money from not having kids, and I can pursue my photography career.

  In the end though, someone explained to me that horniness is the suspension of disgust: licking someone’s mouth, eating ass, stuff like that. My disgust never gets suspended, I’m not gonna eat ass. People poop from there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How often is normal to masturbate?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, I’m an asexual and sex-repulsed person, so I don’t get horny, let alone masturbate, ever.

  However, there are also men and women in this world that do that shit constantly.

  So I don’t know, anything between “never” and “constantly,” inclusive, is a normal amount.