I don’t need a machete to milk a cow
Mammal
Submitted 1 year ago by bees@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Oh?
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Speak for yourself.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
i mean it certainly makes it more expedient
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
The re-milk value is much lower that way
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 year ago
… I’ll have to apologize to a lot of cows
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
SVcross@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is news to me.
Oh well
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Diogenes: “Behold, a hamster!” holds up coconut
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There it is!
Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 year ago
live birth?
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Not necessarily (platypus).
Biggest differentiator between the coconut and the hamster is the obvious lack of nipples.
sundray@lemmus.org 1 year ago
Warm… blood?
Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 year ago
breathes in oxygen
breathes out carbon dioxide
?LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 year ago
explorersweb.com/cold-blooded-mammals/
Does it count if we killed off the last of the cold blooded mammals?
Walican132@lemmy.today 1 year ago
I’m confused if this is in support of coconuts being mammals as plants are living. Or you aren’t aware that plants are alive.
Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Do coconuts hatch out of eggs, or are they birthed directly from the parent?
renzhexiangjiao@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
presence of boobs
Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 year ago
check out that pair of coconuts
breakfastburrito@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Chews food?
entwine413@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Don’t platypuses lay eggs? Also, mammals aren’t the only animals to give live birth.
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Every time we try to draw a reasonable classification the platypus is just there, mocking and judging us.
Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
He’s a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action. He’s a furry little flatfoot, who’ll never flinch from a fray. He’s got more than just mad skill, he’s got a beaver tail and a bill. And the women swoon whenever they hear him say “GRGRGRGRGRGRGR”
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 year ago
scbasteve7@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Coconuts don’t give milk. They give water. We force them to give milk. They dont do it willingly.
joel_feila@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So coconuts are cows.
DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Additionally, it is known that cows are mammals. Therefore, by transitivity, we can show that coconuts are mammals. QED.
elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Hmmm, very mammilian…
akintudne@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Incorrect. It’s a hairy milk carton.
nailbar@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Eww hairy milk
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Squorlple@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ernest Hemingway has got nothing on “has hair. Give milk. Not mammal”
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Migrates…
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
It’s missing from the official list, though 🤔
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land
Outwit1294@lemmy.today 1 year ago
I am convinced
Happyblonde@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
“I have nipples Greg, could you milk ME?”
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Every coconut is a hamster to me too.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 year ago
Not milk. Actually better. I don’t drink titty juice.
Mesophar@pawb.social 1 year ago
I don’t know if you’re trying to make it sound bad, but calling milk “titty juice” makes it sound better. I don’t like milk, but titty juice makes it sound refreshing.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
You know what? I’m convinced. Flawless logic.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Thry dont have breasts though. We need to fix this.