I don’t need a machete to milk a cow
Mammal
Submitted 1 month ago by bees@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Oh?
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Speak for yourself.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
i mean it certainly makes it more expedient
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The re-milk value is much lower that way
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 month ago
… I’ll have to apologize to a lot of cows
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
SVcross@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is news to me.
Oh well
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Diogenes: “Behold, a hamster!” holds up coconut
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There it is!
Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
live birth?
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Not necessarily (platypus).
Biggest differentiator between the coconut and the hamster is the obvious lack of nipples.
sundray@lemmus.org 1 month ago
Warm… blood?
Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
breathes in oxygen
breathes out carbon dioxide
?LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 month ago
explorersweb.com/cold-blooded-mammals/
Does it count if we killed off the last of the cold blooded mammals?
Walican132@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I’m confused if this is in support of coconuts being mammals as plants are living. Or you aren’t aware that plants are alive.
Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Do coconuts hatch out of eggs, or are they birthed directly from the parent?
renzhexiangjiao@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
presence of boobs
Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
check out that pair of coconuts
breakfastburrito@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Chews food?
entwine413@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Don’t platypuses lay eggs? Also, mammals aren’t the only animals to give live birth.
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Every time we try to draw a reasonable classification the platypus is just there, mocking and judging us.
Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
He’s a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action. He’s a furry little flatfoot, who’ll never flinch from a fray. He’s got more than just mad skill, he’s got a beaver tail and a bill. And the women swoon whenever they hear him say “GRGRGRGRGRGRGR”
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 month ago
scbasteve7@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Coconuts don’t give milk. They give water. We force them to give milk. They dont do it willingly.
joel_feila@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So coconuts are cows.
DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Additionally, it is known that cows are mammals. Therefore, by transitivity, we can show that coconuts are mammals. QED.
elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Hmmm, very mammilian…
akintudne@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Incorrect. It’s a hairy milk carton.
nailbar@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Eww hairy milk
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Squorlple@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ernest Hemingway has got nothing on “has hair. Give milk. Not mammal”
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Migrates…
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
It’s missing from the official list, though 🤔
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land
Outwit1294@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I am convinced
Happyblonde@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
“I have nipples Greg, could you milk ME?”
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Every coconut is a hamster to me too.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 month ago
Not milk. Actually better. I don’t drink titty juice.
Mesophar@pawb.social 1 month ago
I don’t know if you’re trying to make it sound bad, but calling milk “titty juice” makes it sound better. I don’t like milk, but titty juice makes it sound refreshing.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
You know what? I’m convinced. Flawless logic.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Thry dont have breasts though. We need to fix this.