I don’t need a machete to milk a cow
Mammal
Submitted 4 weeks ago by bees@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Oh?
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Speak for yourself.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
i mean it certainly makes it more expedient
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
The re-milk value is much lower that way
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
… I’ll have to apologize to a lot of cows
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
SVcross@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is news to me.
Oh well
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Diogenes: “Behold, a hamster!” holds up coconut
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
There it is!
Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
live birth?
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Not necessarily (platypus).
Biggest differentiator between the coconut and the hamster is the obvious lack of nipples.
sundray@lemmus.org 4 weeks ago
Warm… blood?
Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
breathes in oxygen
breathes out carbon dioxide
?LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
explorersweb.com/cold-blooded-mammals/
Does it count if we killed off the last of the cold blooded mammals?
Walican132@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
I’m confused if this is in support of coconuts being mammals as plants are living. Or you aren’t aware that plants are alive.
Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Do coconuts hatch out of eggs, or are they birthed directly from the parent?
renzhexiangjiao@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
presence of boobs
Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
check out that pair of coconuts
breakfastburrito@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Chews food?
entwine413@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Don’t platypuses lay eggs? Also, mammals aren’t the only animals to give live birth.
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Every time we try to draw a reasonable classification the platypus is just there, mocking and judging us.
Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
He’s a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action. He’s a furry little flatfoot, who’ll never flinch from a fray. He’s got more than just mad skill, he’s got a beaver tail and a bill. And the women swoon whenever they hear him say “GRGRGRGRGRGRGR”
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
scbasteve7@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Coconuts don’t give milk. They give water. We force them to give milk. They dont do it willingly.
joel_feila@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So coconuts are cows.
DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Additionally, it is known that cows are mammals. Therefore, by transitivity, we can show that coconuts are mammals. QED.
elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Hmmm, very mammilian…
akintudne@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Incorrect. It’s a hairy milk carton.
nailbar@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Eww hairy milk
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Squorlple@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ernest Hemingway has got nothing on “has hair. Give milk. Not mammal”
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Migrates…
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
It’s missing from the official list, though 🤔
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land
Outwit1294@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
I am convinced
Happyblonde@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
“I have nipples Greg, could you milk ME?”
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Every coconut is a hamster to me too.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
Not milk. Actually better. I don’t drink titty juice.
Mesophar@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
I don’t know if you’re trying to make it sound bad, but calling milk “titty juice” makes it sound better. I don’t like milk, but titty juice makes it sound refreshing.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 weeks ago
You know what? I’m convinced. Flawless logic.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Thry dont have breasts though. We need to fix this.