I don’t need a machete to milk a cow
Mammal
Submitted 11 months ago by bees@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Oh?
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Speak for yourself.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
i mean it certainly makes it more expedient
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
The re-milk value is much lower that way
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 11 months ago
… I’ll have to apologize to a lot of cows
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
SVcross@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is news to me.
Oh well
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Diogenes: “Behold, a hamster!” holds up coconut
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 11 months ago
There it is!
Zachariah@lemmy.world 11 months ago
live birth?
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Not necessarily (platypus).
Biggest differentiator between the coconut and the hamster is the obvious lack of nipples.
sundray@lemmus.org 11 months ago
Warm… blood?
Zachariah@lemmy.world 11 months ago
breathes in oxygen
breathes out carbon dioxide
?LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 11 months ago
explorersweb.com/cold-blooded-mammals/
Does it count if we killed off the last of the cold blooded mammals?
Walican132@lemmy.today 11 months ago
I’m confused if this is in support of coconuts being mammals as plants are living. Or you aren’t aware that plants are alive.
Zachariah@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Do coconuts hatch out of eggs, or are they birthed directly from the parent?
renzhexiangjiao@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
presence of boobs
Zachariah@lemmy.world 11 months ago
check out that pair of coconuts
breakfastburrito@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Chews food?
entwine413@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Don’t platypuses lay eggs? Also, mammals aren’t the only animals to give live birth.
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Every time we try to draw a reasonable classification the platypus is just there, mocking and judging us.
Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
He’s a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action. He’s a furry little flatfoot, who’ll never flinch from a fray. He’s got more than just mad skill, he’s got a beaver tail and a bill. And the women swoon whenever they hear him say “GRGRGRGRGRGRGR”
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 11 months ago
scbasteve7@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Coconuts don’t give milk. They give water. We force them to give milk. They dont do it willingly.
joel_feila@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So coconuts are cows.
DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Additionally, it is known that cows are mammals. Therefore, by transitivity, we can show that coconuts are mammals. QED.
elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Hmmm, very mammilian…
akintudne@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Incorrect. It’s a hairy milk carton.
nailbar@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
Eww hairy milk
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Squorlple@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ernest Hemingway has got nothing on “has hair. Give milk. Not mammal”
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Migrates…
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
It’s missing from the official list, though 🤔
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land
Outwit1294@lemmy.today 11 months ago
I am convinced
Happyblonde@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
“I have nipples Greg, could you milk ME?”
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Every coconut is a hamster to me too.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 11 months ago
Not milk. Actually better. I don’t drink titty juice.
Mesophar@pawb.social 11 months ago
I don’t know if you’re trying to make it sound bad, but calling milk “titty juice” makes it sound better. I don’t like milk, but titty juice makes it sound refreshing.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
You know what? I’m convinced. Flawless logic.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Thry dont have breasts though. We need to fix this.