hakunawazo

@hakunawazo@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only a few years left⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Rock paper scissors? Choose the rock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only a few years left⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Aw, you beat me to it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only a few years left⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean it’s not a good sign if the doctor puts both hands on my shoulders during prostata examination?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So next time you see a rat remember they paid for sex in their previous life.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Polite sex:
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The story of a crazy Half-Life 2 bug, as told by former Valve dev Tom Forsyth (Mastodon thread)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  TCL and SetStage FTW

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best meal ever⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best meal ever⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  No wonder. You slapped it first to get butter. SCNR

  But for real. Fresh homemade food usually tastes better than store-bought food.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe Donald Trump stubbed his toe on Air Force One⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you really believe he could reach his toes with his (little) hands?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It never hurts to practice when you have the chance⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A legend⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We'll just ignore that⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Brainwashed instead of dick washed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Game library⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t quite have the patience to level smithing to 100 for dragonbone
  Stalhrim FTW

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aeroplane⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just don’t learn flying from Colonel Stuart (Die Hard 2).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why isn't the rest of the world doing anything about the USA?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In some universe WMDs stands for Wario McDonalds the bad sibling of Ronald.
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good luck with that⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, so that’s how they’re trained.
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When they call you "worthless" - just remember THIS⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The victim seems slightly annoyed that this unusual murder is taking so long.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sushi delivery⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But is it enough to invade your pan?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chaotic evil⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Somebody is in need of the holy handgrenade.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  More like that:
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get over yourself⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like a quote from The Art of Self-Defense

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Space is beautiful⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Quick, destroy the space mirror!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Piping mouse⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cervical Dislocation by hand, exsanguination, rodent guillotines and scissors. Now I’m sad. Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mercy merci⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Alien invasion!
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Depression: Part Deux⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why don't police use rubber bullets instead of live rounds? I get if someone is holding a loaded weapon. But wouldn't a rubber bullet have the same effect with out putting holes in another person?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And aim for the bushes?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And I'm not sorry.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  They just had the wrong door.
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And I'm not sorry.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Draw me like one of your lead pipes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I pulled my hip flexor :(⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Please fix my spiiiiine.