hakunawazo

@hakunawazo@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why hasn't the deep state stopped trump?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Deep state sounds less like conspiracy and more like porn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thanks⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The bicycle industry wants you to think this is impossible.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What is he doing with his invisible jackhammer?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Speedometer, or Siegometer?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  220 km/h, there is an itch, he needs to scratch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not even once!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t have time to play with myself.

  • also Duke Nukem
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Da-mn right⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lots of diamond rings
  The happiness it brings
  You’ll live like a king
  With lots of money and things

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do some laws exist if everyone is expected to just break them?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Freie Fahrt für freie Bürger

  • ADAC 1974
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watch out!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ic

  hog

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Canva charges you to make a circle⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ligma too - in response to the company charging for circles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time travel is easy, it's just lame⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok so we need
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I welcome our new alien overlords⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  Can’t find ur uncle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help me out: which looks better for the Duck - the neck tie or the bow tie?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been used to the bow tie for a long time.
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What realistically would happen if someone came back to life from the dead ?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Klaatu Varada N*cough*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Photons⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This just in⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  FIFY

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checking in⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You need to mount your ears on top of your head like all successful people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JeSUS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The whole “camel through eye of a needle” allegory is a hidden clue for anal obsession /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why would Dumbledolf do this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah… calmly.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to make your decesion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Shiloh, I have earbuds and like Emma Roberts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you have diarrhea and you hold it in will your body retain some of the water?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for that.
  Most fitting game music:
  www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdd4rBlsj2o

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you have diarrhea and you hold it in will your body retain some of the water?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't unsee⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Like in a very bad Power Rangers sequel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Images of 'Saint Luigi Mangione, The patron saint of health care justice' have been making rounds on social media"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨master manipulators⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Everybody wants to talk about X, nobody wants to talk about Y”.
  That’s not gaslighting, thats whataboutism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How would you forgive someone that poisoned your dog when they only offer bad faith apology ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re right.
  It wasn’t a random dog, but a substitute for John Wicks dead wife (as a family replacement to ground him a bit from his killer world experience). Although curiously enough it wasn’t given a proper name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How would you forgive someone that poisoned your dog when they only offer bad faith apology ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just avoid stealing his car, maybe he will forgive you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am about to board a flight. What sequence of events would occur if (by chance) for no apparent reason a window got completely smashed out?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No Mr. Bond, I expect you to FLY.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I win a fight with a lion?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  GOOD PEOPLE OF CYRODIIL. WELCOME. TO. THE. ARENA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The things you can buy on amazon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The things you can buy on amazon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Uhm…